It’s Swim Week in Miami, which may be over by now, seeing as it is Monday, even if everyday sort of blends into the next when you’re an obese jobless loser…as all these women sort of blend into each other because they are doing the same hustle…while these ones who were famous for bikinis before instagram still exist…but the aging process of them getting doughy at 30 becomes far less interesting…

Instagram hit big in 2013-2014, so that’s 4 or 5 years ago, and they were already famous for being in bikinis at the time, so they were probably in their mid to late 20s pretending to be in their early 20s and now 4-5 years later likely in their mid to late 30s…are starting to look like they are in their early 30s…pretending to be 30 because they have to commit to their fake age but the body has a more challenging time at that…it’s a bad liar….

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Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

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Nina Agdal is living the American Dream…from Denmark, where she was seen as a retarded person, because of her big head, she was able to get fit and show off her body in bikini for the Sports Illustrated people, and they liked her, felt sorry for her, and gave her work because of inclusivity – retards with hot bodies shouldn’t be neglected the same rights as non retards…even in bikini modeling…it’s the American way…everyone is equal…if they are white…and hot and rich

She went on to date rich guys, celebrities, and now some rich Christie Brinkley son…where she jumps on boats and hides her retard face like she should – mainly cuz she’s old..

I just wonder if she chronically masturbates like a retard, I had to work in a high school program helping retards, and they would all masturbate all the time…she looks like the type…it’s probably how she got her work visa

Living the American Dream

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Nina Agdal is trying to keep the bikini dreams alive…I guess because she’s trying to impress her boyfriend and potential mother-in-law, or maybe grandmother to her children, because it’s around that time for Nina Agdal to procreate with a rich person, and the rich person she’s working is the son of Christie Brinkley, who you saw IN BATHING SUIT WITH HER DAUGHTER yesterday…

You know someone who may not understand why she looks handicapped retarded, but who looks handicapped retarded…but who understands that bikini models need rich guys to maintain their lifestyles like his mom did, and is something I guess he wants to contribute to and giveback to…

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Nina Agdal is on the hustle, in denial that she’s old, washed up after never really making it, but making it more than she deserved to make it, thanks to Sports Illustrated loving her and her retard looking head…MARCH OF DIMES….AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…don’t Retard Head Shame…we are all god’s people…or some shit…

She’s old, she’s expired, she’s forgotten. She put a gamble on dating Leo that she thought would close out her life as a Sports Illustrated, who CLEARLY have no standards in their casting, model… You know do the IRINA, get knocked up by an A Lister, live a good life…

She’s now fucking Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, new tactic, play the Sports Illustrated model life a little longer so that dude feels like he’s banging a retard immigrant version of his mom…he can relate to swim models…he probably had to listen to his mom brag about it all his life…and now he gets it from this overrated pile of shit..

AN overrated pile of shit showing some bikini tits…cuz she’s a bikini model trying to stay relevant..until she gets someone dude dumb enough to marry her money grubbing entitled ego..

Manipulative.

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Go away Nina Agdal…

Clearly she’s a retard, I mean I can spot a retard head from far away, it’s not much of a skill, but rather an obvious observation, and it usually comes with drooling all over themselves or some other nonsense like chronic masturbation…but in this case it comes in not getting a hint.

She has an ego, she thinks she’s top tier, she’s dating Christie Brinkley’s son, some rich kid, who likes Leo’s sloppy seconds, or bitches clearly looking for rich guys to attach themselves to, because they are old, tired and were never hot, but were SI models like his mom..

She’s out there still promoting hereself despite being old…so the cycle continues thanks to social media that doesn’t allow these people to just fucking diappear..the biggest tragedy in technology really…

THere was a time people would just fucking disappear, instead they now just get more and more topless..even while at her fattest, no longer fit, as that happens to girls when they get old. It’s science.

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Nina Agdal and her retard, I’m talking actual Downs Syndrome, like her mom had her when her mom was in her mid 40s face…is back on the scene.

I am not saying there is anything wrong with retards or Downs Syndrome bikini models. I believe in affirmative action and that everyone should be proud enough to get half naked on the internet for people like me to stare at….

I am just saying that Nina Agdal is bootleg, she is not hot, but she is very committed to thinking she’s hot, to thinking she’s amazing, thinking she’s an A List model, and surrounds herself with rich dudes who fuck her cuz they buy her storyline and think she’s of quality or some shit…when really there is so much better than her…

Just because you were in Sports Illustrated it’s final years, before it shuts down like Interview magazine….doesn’t mean you’re shit…even if you can scam 100k a year from bikini lines who also believe your lie.

She dumped her miami boyfriend for LEO DICAPRIO because she’s that much of a delusional idiot, who thought she was hot enough to have a chance, probably because she’s knows he is gay and that she’s big and dude like…

Just a garbage opportunist, who at least knows to cover up that face…in her bikini selfies of self promotion she’s onto.

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Nina Agda is in a bikini, posting up all her pics of her half naked for you to masturbate to, in what I guess is her final attempt at relevance…her final attempt at mattering…at making money…at taking this SI Swim, the dream of so many girls…all the instagrammer people want that exposure, legitimacy, credibility, that they think is the top….as far as she can – without realizing she’s already peaked…and it’s all fucking downhill from here…

Candidate for a sex tape probably…depends how desperate she gets…as of now she’s not that desperate she’s just maintaining the level of desperation she’s always had…but with a bit more tits, while hiding her retard face cuz she’s not hot.

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Nina Agdal is such a fucking dud….

She’s never been hot as far as I’m concerned.

I have always called her a big clunky retard looking immigrant stealing your jobs.

I’ve always seen her ego, or her self worth, that she clearly thinks is a huge deal, that she’s relevant or important or famous…knowing that she’s overhyped by the people she surrounds herself with and doesn’t realize how little she actually matters…

She’s forgettable, her legacy really non existent…and now at 30…trying to get back in shape after getting fat…after hoping fucking Leo would put her on the map as his public girlfriend…which lasted a minute….or would get her pregnant like Irina…she’s really got nothing going for her, but I guess she’s back at the drawing board trying to make it happen with these bikini videos that are alright cuz we don’t have to look at her retard face as it tries to get noticed again..

This bitch is garbage.

Here is her dog face and titties at an event

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