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2022

21

Mar

Nina Dobrev Ass of the Day

Nina Dobrev is a masterful pervert…

I didn’t watch the Vampire Diary show that made her famous, I just assumed she was a Lucy Hale, CW network sweetheart, pretty brand safe, parent safe, and boring…with the acting chops of someone you’d expect they found a mall buying Mall Brand shit….

So I was not aware that she was packing this Eastern European body, which now makes sense, knowing that Hollywood bangs out their female talent, you’d want it to look good.

I don’t know any other celebrity with long thin legs or an ass like this, just doing a casual bending over you can jerk off to….PUSSY FROM BEHIND….pull down those bikini bottoms….make it count…show us how the RICH GUYS live…

The other thing I like about her, which is a weird thing, especially in this era, and it’s not that I can show her war torn country of origin to make her never leave me, since she’s already rich and probably going to be knocked up if not already knocked up by Carrot Top’s snowboarding brother…..very rich guy…..

the other thing I like about her is that she looks her age, which I am assuming is between 30 and 35…which in an era of MUPPET faces is pretty fucking great.

The Canadian import only to be quickly exported to America, the way human trafficking is done, getting perved on by one of the creepiest looking athletes ever, is definitely not the highlight of this shoot….but I’ll stare at sluts being sluts…what else do I have going on…NOT VERY MUCH….

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2022

15

Mar

Nina Dobrev Wet of the Day

I never thought much of Nina Dobrev, a Canadian Refugee who has found salvation in Los Angeles thanks to being an “actor” whatever the fuck that means….she’s originally from some GYPSY producing country that I’d assume a bunch of people are jerking off to in this whole WORLD WAR III performance piece people are actually invested in and talking about, when I’m fully not interested in any of that shit in any way, besides finding a fucking CHARTER jet to bring all the bitches to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER headquarters where I will show them images of War Torn communities demanding a dick suck or being threatened with being sent back!

I do always find it interesting when the immigrants come to Canada, then fuck off to America, only to do big things, like TV shows, eventually ending up on SHAUN WHITE’S snowboard penis…but not that interesting….

I actually find her hot, long, busty enough, fit enough, mid-30s body pretty fucking great….so I went from not thinking anything about a Canadian hero who wasn’t born in Canada…but maybe represents how great immigration is, cultivate them so their future tax dollars get paid to AMERICA…where they moved to….to thinking she’s one of the hotter starlets in her 30s who doesn’t really star in anything, but does a good job half naked on instagram…for an old chick.

So you just saw her getting wet….now here she is getting dirty…


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2022

09

Feb

Nina Dobrev Spreads Em of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I’ve watched the Olympics a few times through the living room window of some hot chick in a building down the street….last night it was BIG AIR on skis which looked like some kind of distopian hell thanks to the jump being set next to Nuclear Chimneys….but the hot chick who I watched watching the Olympics looked pretty hot in her little bike shorts..so I stuck around trying to not get noticed….

Anyway, the girl is doing a little subtle PUSSY flash in her TEAM USA shorts for the MAN who owns her PUSSY….billionaire snowboarder Shaun White…who is having a go at his last Olympics….doing some half pipe shit, which is apparently not NINA’s favorite pipe he lays, but it probably buys her nice things like TEAM USA slut gear….even though she’s a Gypsy Canadian immigrant…who I guess just USED Canada to get some TEAM USA cock…

The fact is, Nina Dobrev, who I never really cared about, other than calling her out for using the Canadian immigration system for her personal gain, since we don’t hang out at our IGLOO festivals during MAPLE syrup run-off, while the TRUCKERS honk at our government….but in recent days, she’s got that thin, long, eastern European body, which is hot to me….so this PUSSY flash cheerleading for her MAN…is my kind of CHEERLEADING….it’s far better than “break a leg”….or…”Go, Team, Go”….

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2022

01

Feb

Nina Dobrev Poor Dog of the Day

I don’t know if Nina Dobrev is one of those PEANUT BUTTER GIRLS who smears peanut butter on their pussies for their dogs to lick off as a form of masturbation, because it’s not really something that gets advertised, if anything it’s the kind of thing that you will NEVER know about because the dog can’t talk…and the girl, when getting sniffed by her dog will just blame it on him being a dog, her period, or her lack of showering….she won’t be like “I trained my dog to eat my pussy”…and if she was like that, it’d probably be pretty disturbing for someone like me who likes dogs….and doesn’t like when those innocent angels from heaven are mistreated by perverts trying to cum.

I do know that Nina Dobrev’s got some long legs on her Eastern European mid-30 year old childless body, that I think looks pretty fucking good, especially since she’s not botoxed as hard as other celebs and looks like a real fucking person…rare in this era of everyone is a filtered face freak trying to trick you into thinking women don’t start rotting at 30…even though they all start rotting at 30….

The point of the story isn’t the dog on her vagina, but the fact that she poses like this, showing off her pilates and ability to get deep fucking dicked with her legs practically around her head as you’d want to see be a talent or skill of a standard sex partner…especially if you have a small dick….HER flexibility helps your dickhead kiss her cervix….making you feel like a man…

These Eastern European girls aim to please their man….and I support that.

Yes, I have recently decided Nina Dobrev is hot….so I must endorse her at all times…which is easy when she’s doing this naughty shit.

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2022

11

Jan

Nina Dobrev Snow Bikini of the Day

Nina Dobrev, the Canadian Immigrant who made it in America because she clearly just used Canada’s easy immigration laws to her advantage, always knowing that once she made it to North America she knew that she was a fucking star…she just couldn’t do it as a child in a cold water flat in War torn Soviet Union…I guess…but she used that Eastern European intelligence and hard work to figure it the fuck out, or she was sold to the entertainment industry via Canada…and now she gets to hang out in the SNOW that’s not CANADIAN snow…because she’s too good for that…but instead American SNOW with her American Snowboarding Billionaire boyfriend…and together they produce weird snow bikini clickbait because everyone’s an exhibitionist whore…

To not, the 30 something has some long legs and tits, and that’s good enough for me…

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2021

29

Nov

Nina Dobrev Panties of the Day

I don’t know whether Nina Dobrev is tapping into her Gypsy roots, or easter sex worker in the communist block era her granny was from, before being saved by Canada and their easy immigration laws, where she could out perform the non-communist, lazy, spoiled, Canadians and become a star actor in LA….who now fucks professional sports heroes who may look like circus clowns, but are rich as shit due to his athleticism….

I do know she’s in the panties, with nice think mid 30 legs and a tiny ass…so whatever the motivation, someone decided to film her with her brain cancr causing AIRPODS in, to show you how fearless she is, I mean she didn’t just survive Communism, she fucking THRIVED because of it…so BRING IT CANCER…with your RADIATION in the mother fucking ears..

This is a star in her panties uploaded by herself for you to see, meaning she wants you to see her in her panties…that’s some whore shit…alright…I’m into it.

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2021

09

Nov

Nina Dobrev Bathtub of the Day

Nina Dobrev Bathtub

Nina Dobrev’s in the bath with her leg up showing you the position that she gets fucked by billionare snowboarder Shaun White who she is dating, because when you’re famous, your sugar daddies are higher profile, because they don’t realize they are being sugar daddies, assuming that the girl’s got money of her own, and I’m sure she does. She was on some hit shows…

It’s just a reminder that the same principles apply to the rich and famous, girls love money, love fucking dudes with more money than them, and probably like being impregnated by them too…you know monthly payments…

I mean she’s dating a ginger with super hero strength, because that’s what ginger’s have, hence his success in sports…dude’s basically a circus performer, but cooler because action sports are less faggy than juggling…

I would just have a hard time believing she’d be as into him, if he wasn’t rich, famous and possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to snowboarding, which is probably a big deal to a Canadian who loves being making snow angels with her asshole…

But maybe his richness is just bonus….cuz she’s not superficial like that guys….

Who cares, she’s in the bath and not showing cunt, which is a bath fail to me.

If you’re going to take a pic of the bath, make it fucking count, especially when she’s old enough to know better, but maybe she’s too old to really realize who slutty the younger generation is….you know so she dips a toe in like a mom of FB putting up a bikini pic…

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2021

30

Sep

Nina Dobrev Gets Wet of the Day

Nina Dobrev is also known as Shaun White’s Eastern European Fleshlight…not this is not a Fleshlight ad, but it should be…so if you know anyone who works at Fleshlight…like that Onnit guy Aubrey who’s stepdad created the Fleshlight…get them to give me money…or he can give me money with his Onnit shit..

This is not about Joe Rogan’s boyfriend, this is about Shaun White’s sex toy, because when you’re rich enough, your pocket pussy comes in the form of Eastern European import who likely has money of her own, because her parents sold her to the entertainment industry when they settled in Canada thanks to its open door immigration policy…that kind of backfired since she fucked off to LA where meaning she pays taxes in the USA not in Canada, even though Canada gave her that opportunity…pretty fucking rude….

I guess reducing a hot body Eastern European actress who is living her dream life thanks to making that actress money, to being a sex toy to a billionaire action sports dude who looks like Carrot Top…and not just because he’s got neon pubes…because we’re a feminist society people, and women aren’t just extensions of the men they have seduced knowing they’d make fun and rich as shit dads…

Point of the story, if I had the budget, I’d want my sex toy to look like Nina Dobrev too. She’s in her 30s and looks good.

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2021

23

Aug

Nina Dobrev Skinny in a Sauna of the Day

Nina Dobrev is the trophy wife to some snowboard angel…or demon..he does have red hair and that shit is demonic….but instead channels his satanic power into being a snowboard hero who gets paid heavy….that gets to moonlight as an Eastern European sex worker’s number one client….not that Nina Dobrev is a sex worker..she’s an actor….so by default she is a sex worker the Eastern European part is just bonus.

I don’t know what this selfie shoot is for and she may be looking older, which is a breath of fresh air….in this world of face injections it’s nice to say an old baseball mit face in a tight shirt…like some middle aged real estate agent at the open house you snuck into cuz you saw her listing in the newspaper and thought she’d be fun to jack to at the open house she is running….accessible and professional pussy.

How about some sauna pics from her lesbian retreat with Mormon Julianne Hough…

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2021

13

Aug

Nina Dobrev Pussy Print of the Day

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are on some sugar baby trip to wherever the fuck they are in Europe because the RICH can do anything they fucking want….

That’s not to say that Julianne Hough or Nina Dobrev are officially sugar babies, I mean they both make their own money and are famous enough to get trips paid for by the hotels, yachts, etc….I mean they probably don’t even plan their own trips…they have assistants for that…and it’s all so outrageous because neither are really that impressive…

I think Julianne Hough’s claim to fame was getting her dick sucked by Ryan Seacrest for a while, I’ve heard first hand accounts of his sex and seduction of these idiots….while Nina Dobrev from one TV show once….is fucking a billionaire ginger snowboarder…

That’s not to say that girls can’t be “Bosses” it’s just that girls like this like the handouts because they think they are important, plus HOUGH sends half her earning back to the Mormon church for salvation…..while Dobrev sends her money back to her home country of Romania or whatever the fuck this gypsy communist is from before buying her way into Canada as they do…

Not that this behavior is really mormon, it’s a pussy spread for the fans…that they both seem to be really into…because that’s how these sluts work…just not very hard work…cuz when they are this famous….it doesn’t take much effort.

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