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2013

07

May

Jessica Alba Titty Flash of the Day

It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business…..

This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it…

Lovin’ these Titties….


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2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Bieber of the Day

I am pretty hungover cuz I went out drinking, got attacked with pepper spray and not even for trying to rape and rob a bitch of both her innocence and her purse. I spent the night soaking in milk, but unfortunately, we only had expired milk, making the whole experience way fucking shitter.

Speaking of shitty, here is shit colored public toilet Kim Kardashian on the beach with Justin Bieber….obviously a shitty publicity stunt for two people who have one thing in common, that thing being that they wish they are black, make that two things…because they also are both famous for reasons that are seriously beyond me.

This is supposed to be her nipple, all I see is some lumpy shit, that could be from back implants, or maybe just from having bad tits, cuz with every fat bitch come lumps of shit you can’t explain in various parts of her body….

Let me know if you can figure out where the nipple is, cuz I’m really not seeing it.

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2010

02

Jun

Anna Paquin’s Shitty Bisexual Nipple in the Ocean of the Day

I hate bitches who swim in their shorts and t-shirts…I see it at the beach, the public pool, the waterpark, pretty much everywhere and I drives me fucking crazy no matter how ugly or gross or scared of the sun the body of the bitch is….

I understand it’s some insecurity shit that bitches with horrible bodies think make them look better than wearing an actual bikini, but the ill fitting wetness of swimming in your clothes like a fucking Muslim woman who isn’t allowed to show skin, makes she worse….Not to mention it isn’t feminine and I guess I should expect that from a closet Lesbian/openly bisexual cuz that’s step one to accepting your a fucking lesbian…who is built like a dude…and now swimming like a dude who doesn’t want to get a sunburn…

I have went swimming with an uptight, sloppy bodied, lesbian once years ago….she didn’t want to wear a bathing suit, because it went against her lesbian grain….and she jumped in with shorts and a t-shirt that ended up turning see through…like Anna Paquin’s top…showing the whole group her nipples and bush…only to run off crying when I pointed out that her strategy to cover up by not wearing a bathing suit like a normal person was a backfire for her but win for all of us….

Either way, here’s her nipple, cuz ugly tit and horrible body or not, nipple is nipple…

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Posted in:Anna Paquin|Beach|Nipple|See Through

2010

19

Apr

Agyness Deyn Nipple and Pixie Geldoff Ass at Coachella of the Day

Some UK cokehead “fashionista” hipster trash was also at Coachella, the shittiest smelling “music festival” so far this year, because hipster trash has nothing better to do with themselves than travel to music festivals in America, where they can sit in the VIP area and talk to other scenester celebrities about how they tricked the world into making them alot of money….

See one of these gutter pigs was a top model who made HUGE money and may still make huge money but I wouldn’t know since I don’t follow her bullshit….naked Angyness Deyn and here is her nipple…since hipsters don’t wear bras….esepcailly when we’ve all seen them naked in their work….

The other is the daughter of some knighted drug addict who threw a concert and pretended it was for charity but has been able to fuel his life of luxury off the shit the last 3 decades as well as fueling the life of his daughters who waste space, take drugs, do nothing, contribute nothing, and area totally uninteresting, unattractive and ugly especially when in their little shorts…

At least they have each other to understand each other….or some shit…

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Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Ass|Nipple|Pixie Geldoff

2010

14

Apr

Bai Ling’s 44 Year Old Chinese Earthquake Nipple of the Day

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Bai Ling out with her nipple. Showing her nippled used to be her move to get noticed…probably because her acting career, the whole reason she came to America, was pretty shitty considering she hasn’t really had work since she was in “The Crow” back in 1994….a movie she’s be riding off for a long fucking time…..

I can only assume her family has old Chinese money and finances her and her 44 year old body got tired of trying and getting no where and maybe she got work at the local convenience store like all the other Asian people….because no one cares about her and never really did…and I can’t really figure out what this bitches deal is, partially because I don’t care…..but I do care that she’s driving herself around, only because Asian drivers are worse than drunk drivers and I fear all the little kids playing on the street on her way home….I’m lying..I don’t care about the little kids either…I was just trying to be wholesome and caring to recruit some of your bitches to send me nudes.

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Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple

2010

23

Mar

Kate Moss in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I don’t understand why Kate Moss bothers wearing clothes….Sure she’s in fashion and gets all the stylish, expensive shit normal girls masturbate to the thought of owning, and I guess walking around naked is pretty inconvenient and cold, but we’ve seen pretty much everything she has to offer…but I guess with that logic…I should be campaigning that pornstars don’t wear clothes, that Carnie Wilson doesn’t wear clothes, cuz I saw that Playboy spread years ago should not wear clothes and in the absolute worst case for society that my wife doesn’t wear clothes…so maybe keeping the clothes on makes the most sense and I’ll be happy with strategic nudity, cuz nudity isn’t as good as it sounds…just ask anyone who’s been to a senior nudist camp….

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Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple|See Through

2010

17

Mar

Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds….

That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Mom|Nipple|Stephanie Seymour

2010

21

Jan

Berlin Fashion Show Nipple of the Day

It’s been a shitty day for celebrity jerk off material, so I figured I’d do what I used to do back when I had a TV and couldn’t find a music video that got me hard, or a french movie that had a nude, or a female figure skating competition to jerk off to, so I’d tune into the fashion channel where no matter what time of day at least one nameless model would be in a dress that was see thru and one nipple would be enough to make me cum.

Now this is a whole new generation, this site isn’t the only site online, and if anything you landed here accidentally, and if this was TV, I wouldn’t have been given a digital channel like I was Ted Turner, but I like to think you came thru lookin for something hot, and you’re probably already gone and jerking off to tranny porn you are into, but consider this fashion show nipple a little throwback to a simpler time, you know back when cumming was easier and less distracting with way less options….

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Posted in:Berlin|Fashion Show|Nipple

2010

19

Jan

Nipple Bite of the Day

I like to believe that you have played with tits at least once in your life, whether you have paid to play with tits at the stripclub, or actually had a girlfriend who let you play with her tits, I hope that you took advantage of those tits and had a way with those tits and got over excited in playing with those tits that lead to you accidentally biting those tits and having the owner of those tits scream in pain, slap you across the face, put her clothes back on like the pain you caused made her sober and realize what she was doing….making you wish you bit harder when you had the chance….so next time you are in that situation, let this man be you guide….follow his lead…cuz he takes biting nipples serious….

Posted in:Bite|Nipple

2010

18

Jan

Frankie Sandford Showing Off Tit of the Day

America produces best selling artists by designing hit songs based on the psychology and chemistry of the human brain. Endless research has gone into what we retain, what we repeat and why shit is in my brain when I wake up, even when I don’t listen to the music, in some Josie and the Pussycat shit that is real life because all America cares about is makin’ money…no matter how ugly and annoying and bullshit Lady Gaga and her act is.

The UK, does things proper by attaching hot pussy to bad music, like they did with The Saturdays by putting a couple members of S Club 7 Junior also known as S Club 8 who you probably jerked off to when they were 11 and putting them together with some other hot pussy to give you music videos and press shots you can jerk off to.

Here is one of their members, named Frankie Sandford showing off her tits for you, because she’s nice like that.

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Posted in:cleavage|Frankie Sandford|Nipple|Tits

2009

18

Dec

Sharon Stone’s Old Hard Nipple of the Day

After seeing Sharon Stone’s face slowly melt off, her neck weathered as shit, it’s almost embarrassing admitting that I still jerk off to screen shots of her pussy from Basic Instinct, but unfortunately for me, compared to the other things I’ve jerked off to over the years, her old weathered pussy is actually acceptable. I mean there have been real desperate times where real weird shit has gone down that I don’t necessarily ever want to talk about, but I’ll give you a hint and that hint is Rosie O’Donnell in that movie where she was in dominatrix gear and that’s not even scratching the surface of the dark places I’ve been with my dick…..together we are modern day explorers who never have to leave my couch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|old|Sharon Stone

2009

11

Dec

Tila Tequila’s Intentional Nipple Slip Two Days Late of the Day

I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|Tila Tequila

2009

19

Nov

Claire Danes See Thru Dress at Some Premiere of the Day

Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Claire Danes|Nipple|See Thru

2009

17

Nov

Cheryl Burke and her See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s some dog faced Dancing with the Stars dancer who was destined to be a stripper giving lap dances saving up for new tits, but something went wrong in the plan and made her rich and famous on TV instead but at least she hasn’t lost touch with where she’s supposed to be right now, you know showing off her tits, what her destiny had planned for her to be doing, before getting all ambitious and going against the natural path paved for her, and I guess we should celebrate it, despite how shitty her tits are, because there’s nothing worse than a whore not embracing the very things that make her a whore by pretending to be above her whore behavior, making Cheryl Burke one to look out for and here are her nipples.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Nipple|See Thru

2009

09

Nov

Eva Mendes And Her Nipple Go To A Party of the Day

I love Eva Mendes tits, at least I loved them in one of the movies she showed them in, because as a Hispanic, showin tit is the only way to get work, unless you are America Ferrera, in which case staying fucking clothed is the only way to get work, seriously, I heard she went from producer to producer in auditions threatening to get naked if they didn’t give her the part, and I guess they had to do what they had to do to save their brains from being tainted and that’s got nothing to do with Eva Mendes or her pointy lookin’ nipple….

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