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Archive for the Nipple Slip Category

2009

11

Dec

Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt.

So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple Slip

2009

31

Jul

Apparently this is a Katy Perry Nipple Slip of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows I have a deep hatred for two things, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. I also hate The Hills, but I can ignore that and everything it encompasses by not watching the show and not paying attention to the asshole cast and their asshole behavior, where as Katy Perry and Lady Gaga pollute my everyday life. Every store I walk into, ever time I turn on the radio, it’s like they have become the soundtrack of my fucking life without my fucking permission and that makes them my fucking enemies…so I can assume the guy who sent in these pictures of a possible Katy Perry nipple slip, doesn’t read the site, because he would know that the thought of some behind the scenes Katy Perry shit doesn’t get me excited even if there is nipple, the only thing worse that pictures of Katy Perry performing would be video with sound, so at least he had some fuckin’ decency….

Since that picture is hard to figure out, I figured I’d give you this Katy Perry in a bikini from the 4th of July that are making the rounds because tits are enough for you to forget how much of an annoying twat she is…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Nipple Slip

2009

24

Feb

Beyonce’s Nipple Slip from the Oscar of the Day

I posted this shitty Beyonce, Jackman, High School Musical performance from the Oscars yesterday because I had slept in and I knew that the best way to annoy people was to post more Oscar bullshit.

I didn’t take the time to watch it and the part that I did see was spent avoiding Beyonce’s Fried Chicken things by trying to spot a Zac Effron vagina slip, so I didn’t notice that Beyonce’s nipple popped out, but luckily, someone with a lot of time on his hands, took the time to capture the moment for people like me to share with the world. Thanks economic crisis and job layoffs for letting us distract our unemployed selves with the things that really fucking matter….

Posted in:Beyonce|Nipple Slip|Oscars

2009

21

Jan

Some Russian Figure Skater Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

I am in Canada and by being in Canada, surrounded by ice, there’s really only one sport that can get me off and that’s Figure Skating. A few years ago, I found a TV in the dumpster, brought it home, plugged it in and got one channel. During the cold, dark, winter months, the only thing I could jerk off to was their programming. Unfortunately, I was left hanging for a good part of the week, but I knew that when the weekend rolled around, I’d have some solid figure skating competitions to jerk off to. I’d watch these girls spin around in their elaborate costumes, parading their thick skating panties and ass cheeks to the world to appreciate when there was nothing better to appreciate out there. This love affair went on a good couple of years before I got drunk and threw the TV out the window because the show that was on was violating me in ways figure skaters never did, but I will always remember those shameful afternoons, with my dick in my hand watching the ice dance…no matter how bad I wanted it, not once did a bitch’s nipple come out of her dress, but yesterday, that all changed as this Russian skater showed the world her tit, 8 years too late….

Posted in:Figure Skating|Nipple Slip|Russian

2008

26

Aug

Hayden Panettiere’s Got a Bikini on for her Birthday of the Day

People have contacted me concerned that I haven’t updated the site and it is already 2 pm, well the reason for that is simple, I was out celebrating Hayden Panettiere’s birthday, not because I find her hot or interesting, or because I was invited to her seemingly boring as fuck get together with her dog, her most loyal of friends, but because I like any excuse to get wasted. Tonight’s excuse is College Frosh Week.

She looks like a fuckin’ clown with her party hat perched on her big midget head and her rippling muscles are something only a really horny guy or gay dude would find sexy, but she’s rumored to be having a nipple slip that I can’t make out, which shouldn’t be anything to get excited over considering she’s the kind of girl who can pass off going topless at a non-topless beach because people wouldn’t know whether those muscles were a man or a woman, but they are good enough for me because I have low standards and that makes them good enough for you.

Posted in:Bikini|Hayden Panettiere|Nipple Slip|Uncategorized

2008

18

Aug

Olympic Nipple Slip of the Day

I guess the Olympics are still going on, I really haven’t had a chance to watch them, mainly because I’d rather jump off the roof of my building, which isn’t saying much because I’d rather jump off my building than do a lot of things. It’s only 2 stories and I’d probably just break both my legs, but at least I’d be hospitalized and able to take a much needed vacation from my shitty apartmennt, shitty wife and shitty she makes for me.

Either way, the athlete women who look like men and have decided to give up estrogen for muscle, are still doin’ their thing in as little clothing as possible, and this waterpolo chick is showin’ off her pec in some nipple slip that happened last week, making me almost down with the Olympics, except for the whole clit the size of my penis part, which isn’t sayin’ much but is saying something….

Posted in:Nipple Slip|Olympics|Waterpolo

2008

12

Aug

Marcela Mar has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Here is Marcela Mar having a nipples slip a couple of weeks ago, for those of you who don’t know her, she’s some kind of Columbian actor who I guess is trying to make it big in the USA all while proving that Cocaine is still the number 1 Columbian export and she doesn’t even come a close second, but I guess when you’re addicted to cocaine, nothing really comes a close second to it, not even your job, your wife or your kids or your life savings, it’s one of those things that is just that good, making it tough competition for pretty much anything….this bitch could be the hottest piece of ass the world has ever seen, sent from God to make gay men straight again, since I hear God’s tired of all this homo shit, and she still would have nothin’ on Cocaine, so I guess the point of my post is that you should go to Columbia, because no only do the women show off their nipples but there is an endless supply of Yay.

Posted in:Marcela Mar|Nipple Slip

2008

07

Aug

Lily Allen Nipple Slip of the Day

This isn’t so much a nipple slip as it is a nipple lookin’ for a baby to feed because it was jacked with maternal hormones before rudely having the baby taken away from it when it prematurely killed itself after realizing who its mother was. Just notice how ready it is eager to feed, long after the little milk it started producing when Lily Allen was pregnant dry up like her murdering womb and her career.

The truth is that Lily Allen is only giving us all the finger because we just witnessed a really personal issue she’s been having with her tit for the last year because it is mad at her for pretty much firing it from its life work and she is embarrassed by its behavior in public. I guess some people have an easier time forgiving people for drinking and smoking and killing off their unborn kid, especially when it wasn’t actually a miscarriage but an abortion because her relationship wasn’t working out.

I guess who really cares. I know I don’t.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple Slip

2008

28

Jul

Blake Lively Nipple Slip of the Day

I hate nipple slips even though I have made a small fortune off of them and by small fortune I mean that I bought my first case of beer off money made with this site last week, and to me that means I am rich, because up until last week, I was using my wife’s pocket change to support my drinking and that pretty much sucked because she’s on disability and almost as hurtbag as I am.

Either way, it’s nice to know that I got a taste of freedom that I never thought I’d feel because I am too lazy to get a job and it’s nice to know that I got my beer because I post celebrity sluts slippin’ up, but none of that matters to me because I still fucking hate eveything about nipple slips. I hate that people call them wardrobe malfunctions, I hate that half the time a nipple slip involves about 1/4 of an inch of the nipple’s shit stain, I hate that they don’t turn me on and I hate that they aren’t pussy slips.

The only time I like nipple slips is when I am responsible for them, like when I walk down the street and notice a girl isn’t wearing a bra, or when I am at the beach or waterpark and notice a girl’s in a bikini and I creep in and attack her like a fuckin’ shark, pullin her tits out to the world to see before running away so her boyfriend doesn’t rape me as she screams in embarassment, it may never really happen anymore because I am a little more tame than I used to be but when it does it’s fucking legendary, unlike this Blake Lively chick who no one cares about who will be out of a job forever when this Gossip Girl shit is over because she’s ugly and definitely unlike this nipple slip because these fucking pictures fuckin’ suck and that means they are good enough for you.

Posted in:Blake Lively|Nipple Slip