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Archive for the Nipples Category

2010

14

May

Sophie Monk and her Nipples Aren’t Totally Useless of the Day

A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress….

Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress….

Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed….

Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nipples|Sophie Monk

2010

04

May

Anja Rubik Shows Off her Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Anja Rubik is a Polish 27 year old model who escaped a communist life of working the circus as a gynmast bear trainer or whatever it is Polish people do in circuses, eating rationed bread and toilet paper….or working in the sex trade being human trafficked while communism fell and the whole sex trade exploded….and somehow became a model who still shows her tits, but for serious money and in a “fashion” context that gets overlooked as porn, or NSFW, but instead gets seen as art, edgy and interesting, when really all it is is a well-lit nipple slip….

Don’t get me wrong, I love this bitch’s nipples. I just hat hypocrisy cuz when a slut shows her nipple to the world, she’s still a fucking slut and not someone who should be seen as anything but a slut…ya heard?

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Fashion Nudity|Nipples

2010

19

Apr

Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….

My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Lesbian|Nipples

2010

12

Mar

Michael J. Fox Shows Off his Wife and her Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

Michael J. Fox the human vibrator is showing off his wife and her mom body again. It’s like you’d think dude would take a fucking break and spend a day shaking in fucking bed already, but instead he’s eager to enjoy every moment of this vacation and I guess it’s a lot more inspiring that the 55 year old dude who looks 90, pushing 300 pounds who sits on the side of the street moaning in pain so that people ask him if he’s ok and he can give his speech about having some bullshit disease. Yesterday it was liver failure, two weeks ago it was lung cancer cuz he likes his terminal illness to constantly change while feeling sorry for himself…

So if you like hard mom nipples with a sweet compassion who could have have walked out on the dude when she had the chance, but decided to stand by her man and help him like it was her job, and I guess a good paying job because he did make a lot of money over his career and she does have the good life thanks to him, not to mention she hooked him in early on in his career when he was just not short and not livin’ the daily earthquake…

Here are the saint’s at these nipples because most girls are self-involved cunts who crave attention and always want more than what they have. The wholesome mother who dyes easter eggs with her kids while the husband is making milkshakes just doesn’t exist these days, so let these pictures be a reminder that you will never find a love like this, or a loyalty like this, unless you marry a fat chick.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michael J. Fox|Nipples|Tracey

2010

10

Mar

Real Housewife of New York Hard Nipples of the Day

Seeing hard nipples on a middle-aged gold digging women who is out on her own making it for herself is a lot more fun in person. It’s part of the reason I started volunteering at the YMCA years ago before getting fired for a mishap in the lady’s locker room but the good news is – I’ll always have the park bench where all these career woman with insane bodies go jogging by….and I guess these pictures of some useless fame whore with a Moroccan name who isn’t Moroccan but her money is that I’ve never heard of…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bensimon|Jog|Nipples|Real Housewife

2010

24

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down.

Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ass|Nipples|Photoshoot

2010

24

Feb

Liz Hurley’s Nipples Do India Proper of the Day

I always laugh when I see Indian women walking down the street in their pajamas. Maybe I am ignorant towards other culture, or maybe these bitches just look funny in their silk oversized outfits….don’t get me wrong, I fingered myself to Slum Dog Millionaire as much as the next guy, because despite the smell of curry, Indian woman can tend to be very beautiful if they are not overly hairy, as many of them are, but I think everyone’s opinion on sitting next to one of them on the bus would change pretty fast if they dressed the way Liz Hurley has decided they should, and that’s tits first, nipples out, amazingness, but unfortunately if they did do that, their husbands would probably murder them, since they have other wifes to fall back on and don’t need that disgraceful behavior…not that I know what I am talking about…I just know all this is to say more girls with great tits need to take on different cultures and slut the shit up. I think it will do amazing things for bridging the gap of their weirdness by turning shit into a more tolerant experience…..

Posted in:India|Liz Hurley|Nipples

2010

10

Feb

Vanessa Paradis Window into her Nipple of the Day

Johnny Depp’s french popstar wife who is now almost 40 was at an event and she wore a dress that had a window into her soul, and by soul I mean her cleavage with a little nipple showing, and by window I mean some see through fabric, and that’s really all I have to say about this, other than I think it’d be nice if girls started wearing lace/sheer cut out windows in their pants, so that we know what kind of pussy they are rocking, but my fashion trends never seem to stick….

Either way, if you like her, you can google her and find nude pics….she’s from France, it’s kinda what they do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipples|Vanessa Paradis

2010

27

Jan

Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad….

That said, here are this fat ,fucks her dude up the ass with household objects in exchange for designer clothes and luxury hotel nipples if you look close enough….not that you care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amber Rose|Condom|Nipples|See Through