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2009

05

Oct

Rihanna’s Got No Pants on of the Day

Fuck, looks like Rihanna is on a rampage. Not only does she have ugly, shitty friends, but she also doesn’t wear pants, which isn’t that bad to look at, since seeing girls walk around in bottoms as revealing as the underwear girls wore when I first got into fucking on the street is pretty fucking sexy, almost all the time, even if it is on ugly chicks, so complaining about that would be gay, but saying she’s pretty much lost her mind wouldn’t. Someone needs to get her back to Barbados for a few months to connect with the people and sell jet ski rentals on the beach, or clean hotel rooms where she belongs, otherwise, she’s just gonna end up dead in the ditch somewhere, but that’s got more to do with Chris Brown losing his shit for real this time around, the first beating was just a warning, than with her being insane……She still hasn’t won me back and I’m still a Rihanna hater, but I’ll still post her legs for those of you who like fantasizing about girls with boy haircuts cuz it

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:No Pants|Rihanna

2009

01

Sep

Beyonce Performing With No Pants on in the Ukraine of the Day

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Here’s a video of Beyonce performing some shitty song in the Ukraine with no pants on, which I figured was appropriate because Ukranian people have been known to love not wearing pants, especially back in the human trafficking era of communism. I don’t know anything about the Ukraine so I pulled that one out of the catalog, so if it sucked, I am sure it didn’t suck as much as life does for Jay-z, everytime Beyonce makes him come home from his real money makin’ girlfriend to play house and feed her ego by listening to her talk about when she wins that Academy award, despite Beyonce getting fed on any level being a bad idea,

Here are some pics of Beyonce and Jay Z at some pool party clothed…thank god…..

And here is Rihanna’s 10 Million Dollar Mansion Jay-Z pretty much bought her in Hollywood….Just to remind Beyonce where his priorities are…

Posted in:Beyonce|No Pants|Performing

2009

02

Apr

Beyonce Tests The Strength of Cable with No Pants On of the Day

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There was a time when my wife and I did various activities. You know in the Honeymoon phase where I was going along with the whole marriage thing because I had accepted that I just sold my soul to the fucking devil and that the rest of my life was going to be hell, so I might as well rock out before I am too bitter and resentful to enjoy. So we’d do stupid things, like one afternoon we went to a little bar that had this trapeze set set-up outside, and my wife insisted we try the shit. I wasn’t into it, but she had been a gymnast when she was 150 pounds lighter and I guess thought she still had it in her. I remember the look on the staff’s face when they were trying to help her up the ladder to the top, before she fell into the strained safety net because she couldn’t support her own weight. It was a lot like the look on the horses face the time we decided to go horseback riding. Which is probably the look on whoever the fuck is responsible for rigging up Beyonce and her dumpy, fat, pantless ass, because you know if she goes down, some motherfucker is going to get executed….

Which brings me to my point. Why the fuck do rockstars/musicians/singers/performers insist on flying around the fuckin stage like some kind of fucking bird. Do the fans really find it that exciting to see an idiot strapped up and floating around the stage? Don’t they realize if the audience is there, 55% of them are fans and want to see them sing, 40% are asshole dudes dragged along for the ride by a girl they hope to fuck, 3% are media or got free tickets and 2% are there hoping all that fried chicken takes her out and she has a massive heart attack on stage. You know, to witness a historical event. But none of them want to see a fat slut do silly stunts that aren’t even impressive.

Step it the fuck up, I mean, if you can manage lifting your own legs, you fat pig.

Posted in:Beyonce|Fat|No Pants

2009

30

Mar

Christina Aguilera Wears Her Gaga Pants of the Day

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I guess Christina Aguilera feels threatened by Lady Gaga, you know because that this ugly faced rat of a woman with a penis, who targets all the gays and Perez Hilton, is actually a huge fucking thing, and I am not talking about her penis, I am talking about her record sales, despite her having no business being famous, so that’s why she decides to dress like the motherfucker, and do surprise appearances at his Birthday party, because it’s her way of re-securing her position as a Gay Icon….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

16

Mar

Lady Gaga and her Handler of the Day

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Here are some pictures of the next biggest thing in pop music, yes Faggots and I am not talking about Perez the latch on who probably makes more money than her, but is far from a star, but Lady Gaga, who has blown the fuck up despite being a try-hard with a pretty ugly fucking face and a dick she manages to hide. This no pants thing is all part of her manipulation, she’s got Lady in her name, she wears Leotards where you’d think you’d see a dick if she actually had a dick, but no fag hag is this outrageous, fake glamorous, obnoxious, while most fags are….

I’ve decided to be less negative about her as she’s coming to Montreal in a week and I expect to slap dicks with her, just to prove I’m right. The things I’ll do for the internet amazes me sometimes…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

26

Feb

Lady Gaga Forgets to Tuck of the Day

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So I’ve been saying that everything about Lady Gaga reminds me of some kind of tranny. Her electro pop music that I hate, but is a hit in the gayest of dance clubs, her obsession with sex, the fact that she dresses like an idiot and without pants and her broken down weak chinned masculine face all scream “Man trying to be a cartoon version of a chick”.

So I’ve been waiting for the day that she got too drunk, danced too intense leading to a cock slip, or testicle slip or massive hacked off stump from a night on too much acid slip, or an oversized clit that comes with hormone therapy slip, or whatever the fuck she has going on in her genitals cuz we can’t tell her gender slip, you know to slowly sneak out of the leotard to put an end to all her fucking lies, since she pretty much started.

I was expecting this to happen after her shit started to falter, you know when the rest of the world realized she was full of shit and that she’s not worth listening to, you know as a hanging on to the glory kind of publicity stunt she was keeping in her back pocket for when it was needed down the road, and not at the height of her popularity, but I guess the glamorous fame she’s been dying for all her life has made her overlook some key details when she was trying to secure her mangina in its home tucked and taped between her thighs….

Sure it could be fabric bunching up, but where’s the fun in that? So I’m sticking with cock bulge.

Here’s some whore who showed up to hang with GAGA and Her Cock….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2007

30

Oct

I am – Hey Rumer Willis, Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day

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Rumer WIllis is fucking disgusting looking and even more disgusting looking now that she’s got her pants off. Despite having rich and famous parents, I still wouldn’t notice her, even if we were the only two people sitting in the plastic surgeon’s waiting room. I only like to hang outside plastic surgeon’s offices to meet strippers and to tell them encouraging words of wisdom like to go big or go home, but what I am trying to get at is that she’s got so little sex appeal, that she would just kinda blend into the wall and my brain wouldn’t pick her up.

That said, I am sure when Demi Moore had her she tried to get the doctor to push her back into the room, like convinced that she hadn’t finished developing and needed more time, like when you back muffins for your mom and shit’s raw on the inside….but when the doctor didn’t go through with it she was forced to raise her as her own, always resenting her for being so ugly while throwing up on her everytime she breast fed, because never in her life did she think she’d ever let anything this gross that close to her tits, unless he was of course a movie producer, offering her her first job.,…

I guess it’s kinda mean to make fun of someone’s birth defect, even when that birth defect is them. I should try to work on being nicer but with all this anger inside me, I don’t know if I can….

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Posted in:Disgusting|No Pants|Rumer Willis|Unsorted