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2015

30

Jun

Valeriya by Jean Pierrot for Treats! of the Day

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I don’t know if I already posted these pics of some model named Valeriya by a photographer named PIEROT , who I am going to assume is from france, and thus very good at taking semi erotic photography, because French people despite being exposed to so many tits, have produced some of the greatest erotica in the world, because I guess it ain’t a thing to them, but really it ain’t a thing to any photographer, they’re all a bunch of perverts..

I don’t anything about the model Valeriya, but assume she’s ethnic..but still has a work visa because if you’re a titty model…it is easy to get a work visa…something More Mexicans should look into doing…because it must be a loop hole, why else would all these immigrants exist..

Unless she’s actually just Valerie from the Valley, with two white, middle management parents, who drive a Jeep Cherokee…but who got nowhere as Valerie from the valley, other than some porn offers, because she was willing to show her tits and there was a porn shoot going on in a house next door….while changing her name to Valeriya …all of a sudden made the nudes more artistic….it’s just that easy…

Posted in:Jean Pierrot|NSFW

2015

29

Jun

Chrissy Teigen’s Nipples on Instagram of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is an enemy of the site. Not because I am racist, but because she’s an intolerable pile of model shit, that gold dug her way to the good life, that I guess she’s confident enough in, to not lose her Instagram, even though normal people lose their accounts for this shit…

Shes the worst, pug faced, overrated, outspoken…uneducated but smart enough to land a rich singer right before he was super rice….making her look like her intentions are good..

She’s fat, she’s not hot, she’s old and should retire…yet she just keeps on producing garbage…like this, for W Magazine, because magazines are desperate to stay relevant, so why not put a topless sugar baby in the shit, it’s not like she’s working, has ever worked…that’s why she’s so active on twitter…she’s got nothing else to do but drink, medicate, and get uglier and older, fatter, and less interesting as each day goes by….

Her topless isn’t exciting, it’s been done, and wasn’t exciting, then…it’s just sad that she never made it, that she thinks she matters, and that she’s still working at this getting famous thing..

It’s even sadder than execs are blinded by her noise, and think she matters enough to get herself a TV show or in a movie, as you know she will…

This world is predictable, low quality…and here’s a tit that doesn’t matter…on instagram…who I guess think it matters enough…not to delete her…even though they should…because she doesn’t matter…but I guess her husband does and that leveraging will get her out of anything….

I guess she’s tapping into the softcore porn she was destined for…who cares.

Here are other recent throwback nudes that have been released…

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Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW

2015

29

Jun

Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture…

I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly…

These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous…

Hookers call this the #WCW

Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS!

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Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show..

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|NSFW

2015

29

Jun

Arnaud Lajeunie’s for L’imparfaite of the Day

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His name is Arnaud Lajeunie

He is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed…

But his pics are still good, or maybe I just like that there are nude girls in it…

It’s for some magazine called L’Imparfaite And I figure it’s btter than not looking at the pics…of naked models…who think this is art…while clearly it is porn…because I’m trying to jerk off to it…and more importantly, because i’m considered a porn site…for some fucked up oppressive reason…

Posted in:Arnaud Lajeunie|NSFW

2015

26

Jun

Kate Hudson’s Topless Friends of the Day

Kate Hudson is in a bikini with a bunch topless bitches, which is a nice change of pace for her, shes normally surrounded by various men she’s fucked, some of whom she’s fucked so well they’ve tried to kill themselves, Owen Wilson, all while being some Daddy issue slutty rich kid, daughter of a Hollywood starlet, who because a Hollywood starlet of her own….

The only issue in all this is that she’s not pulling out her titties too, I am sure enough people have seen her nipples in her private life to fill up a “Kate Hudson Guys She’s Fucked Cruise”…stopping in every port to fill up the empty cabins….

It’s the free the nipple generation, she’s old, and shouldn’t be so conservative, cuz when you’re with a bunch of friends in Europe busting out tits, because everyone busts out tits in Europe, you should bust out your tits, otherwise you look like a fucking asshole…and not just because you’re holding out cuz the paparazzi is watching, but because of everything she’s done in her privilaged brat life…

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|NSFW

2015

26

Jun

Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day

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Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam…

I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares.

Posted in:Gabriela Cruz|NSFW

2015

25

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy

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What does the world need less of?

Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs…

Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole…

The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine…

As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it…

Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares…

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2015

25

Jun

Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day

I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something…

I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe…

Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know…

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2015

25

Jun

Kirstin Kragh Liljegren for Mixte Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Mixte Magazine….

I don’t know anything about Kirstin Kragh Liljegren…

I just know she’s not as downs syndrome looking as some other Danish models, but more importantly, she’s getting topless in magazines before being famous, because naked’s not a big deal, naked is natural, let’s make America less about guns, and more about naked, because naked is sexy, even if it can lead to AIDS, Rape and other things for people who can’t control their sexual desires after stimulated by the devil’s work…nudity…

And that may be all I need to know…

Here’s her instagram She’s Good

Posted in:KIRSTIN KRAGH LILJEGREN|NSFW

2015

24

Jun

Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day

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Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit…

Posted in:Louise Mikkelsen|NSFW

2015

23

Jun

Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day

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Mariah Carey…is in Italy hanging with billionaires who fist fight other billionaires over Miranda Kerr, her boyfriend Brett Ratner, and some dude named Kevin Tsujihara who is the CEO of Warner Brothers…because I guess she’s Mariah Carey and only likes the smell of money in her presence, which isn’t something exclusive to Mariah Carey, as so many girls who have the same ego as Mariah Carey, I’m talking sluts on my instagram with millions of followers because they post tit pics…who only hang with rich guys…at least Mariah Carey comes from an era where you had to be good to be cared about, not just an instagram personality…and I figure as long as she’s showing off her hard nipples in a bikini, even in her 40s as a mom, she’s doing ok by my standards, which are very low….

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She’s built like a tank…but she’s got nipples ready to be milked…

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|NSFW

2015

23

Jun

Monika Jagaciak Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is “Jac”, these pictures are by Johan Lindeberg….who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is a good enough photographer to have models like Monika Jagaciak shoot with him, not that that’s saying much…models are interchangeable and work very little and constantly look for stuff for their portfolio in hopes of it going viral so that they get the gig…you know blow the booking agent away so that they give her the work instead of some other immigrant stealing American jobs…

She’s now locked down her Victoria’s Secret angel contract, after years of doing work for them, so until recently, she’s done random nude work…that wasn’t actually work. I asusme this is some of that..but could be fresh…

I don’t trust anything Victoria’s Secret does..those manipulative bastards with their Billion dollar brands…

Posted in:Monika Jagaciak|NSFW

2015

19

Jun

Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day

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Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves..

That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical….

Posted in:Marlijn Hoek|NSFW

2015

19

Jun

Julia Cumming and Tilda Lindstam Nipples for Dazed Summer of the Day

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Dazed Magazine is some hipster fashion shit that’s been around for a long time…and in being some hipster fashion magazine they are mandated to use various models, since all models will work with something hip and fashion, to get in naked and compelling pictures, often times showing their nipples, because it is neither hip nor fashion without nipple…

That I need to flag NSFW, because hipster fashion people get the big brands to advertise for millions of dollars so that they can secure a staff, and I lose my 30 dollars a month advertisers to pay the server…if they see nipples…fuck you mainstream media…and your lies…

Here’s the Summer 2015 issue highlights so far….

Tilda Lindstam….who I’ve never heard of…

Julia Cumming….who I’ve never heard of, but apppreciate anyone related to cumming….it’s like subtle brainwashing to make me jerk off to her…

Posted in:Julia Cumming|NSFW|Tilda Lindstam

2015

19

Jun

Possible Marilyn Monroe Unreleased Topless Pic of the Day

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Here’s a picture that is floating around of Marilyn Monroe’s tits…

Because fat girls love to talk about how Marilyn Monroe was a size 15 or some shit…saying that back in the day, girls were more voluptuous and meaty and that is what is actually sexy…

Meanwhile studies have come out recently, than the average weight of women today is that of men in the same time these pictures were taken…

Making me think…the media may be lying to me…

Speaking of lies, this may not be Marilyn Monroe, but whoever it is looks scary and crazy, and possibly like the zombie of Marilyn Monroe coming to suffocate you with her slut in hollywood tits.

Posted in:Marilyn Monroe|NSFW