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2015

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day

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Elsa Hosk for Lui Magazine by Cédric Buchet may be the hottest, most interesting, most amazing, most epic, distraction from the fall of the economy, government, financial system, and possibly the end of the world as we know it…

Because she’s showing her tits…

Tits she was showing before she landed the Victoria’s Secret contract..and tits that she will continue to show because once you’ve pulled your tits out, you need to keep them out, otherwise people will think you just showed your tits for attention to land that evil corporate contract…that will set you for life and secure rich husbands for life…instead of really believing in showing your tits…

She’s Swedish and in Lui, which is what I assume the French from France version of Playboy or GQ, designed to showcase model tits, instead of trashy girl tits…and model tits, with good photographers is more interesting to look at…

TO SEE HER VICTORIA SECRET SHOOT CLICK HERE

Here’s the other shoot that LUI put out for the July/August issue featuring: Axel Pons Ramon, Chrispophe Canitrot, & Carolina Jaramillo

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|NSFW

2015

09

Jul

Amelia Arnau Topless Enough by Katja Kremenic of the Day

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I am always in the mood for relatively unknown to me models from either Spain or Brazil, who are presumably actually women, but you never know, because Brazil, like Thailand and Philippines, has a lot of fucking trannies, who are actually hotter than their native girls, and I am not even into trannies, it’s just the way it is…

Her name is Amelia Arnau, I’ve never heard of her, but that doesn’t mean she’s not famous, or doesn’t exist, because I have seen her tits and I think that is part of existing…at least as an instagram model, or even a real model, because if you don’t show your tits..no one bothers googling your stupid Amelia Arnau name.

This is for a bikini or bathing suit brand…that is see through..because nipples are trendy…thank god…show them off….

Posted in:Amelia Arnau|NSFW

2015

08

Jul

Rachel Yampolsky for Mikel Roberts of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, and it gives these girls credibility..

Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer mikel roberts

And whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis..

That said, what she is proving is that the world is full of hot girls who feel hot enough to take hot pics…making the girls making money being hot girls…less relevant, and more affordable…and that’s a good thing…just not as good as her young tits.

Posted in:NSFW|Rachel Yampolsky

2015

06

Jul

Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers…

So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit…

So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum.


Posted in:Chelsea Handler|NSFW

2015

03

Jul

Naked Girl Riding a Firework for Independence Day of the Day

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My token black reader and facebook friend…who I once tried to recruit to publish his self hating black jokes because it was funny… Kaveriis sent in this pics of some white girl who wasn’t scared to be alone with him, because black is trendy now, and Kaveriis is pretty white, a good tactic to be be the aaccessible, non threatening dude to fulfill their black fantasy…it’s the hip hop generation…and black guys have big dicks…

That’s not to say this model Sara Gramm form Instagram had anything to do with that, but she did get naked and ride a firework for him, and I can imagine he loved every second of it, and not just because black guys are always horny for anything with a hole…but he’s also a fanboy and nerds and naked girls or girls in nerd clothes make their systems malfunction….

That said, here are the pics..happy July Fourth of July..

VIA KaveriisPhotos

Posted in:NSFW|Photos

2015

03

Jul

Kristy Goretskaya for Grazia By Purienne of the Day

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I’ve posted topless pics of model Kristy Goretskaya

I still don’t know who she is…I don’t know what Russian Mafia Run cam room she was pulled out of to become a titty model for fashion…but I know Henrick Purienne, or at least his work, and as a photographer, and I say this about a handful of photographers…he’s one of the most compelling and interesting out there when it comes to getting girls naked and making them look good naked…artistic, fashionable, relevant..whatever the fuck this is…

I think there’s nothing more american than Two immigrants producing amazing content for some immigrant magazine that has nothing to do with America, other than the fact that Purienne has a US work visa…which means he has a social security number and the ability to get a US cell phone…and that he probably lives in a Hollywood Hills house far more substantial than anything your white trash ass will ever live in…at least that’s where the top pic looks like it was shot….which is American enough..you know keep the American poor and in suburban hell shopping at Walmart…and give the non-American rich people all the accesss to all the amazing America has to offer #landofthefree…. #USA

Posted in:Kristy Goretskaya|NSFW

2015

03

Jul

Stephanie Mac is my Aussie Girlfriend of the Day

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This is my Australian girlfriend who doesn’t have sex with me, who doesnt want to have a Catfish experience with me, where we blindly fly her here to surprise her with a horrible basement apartment we share with my obese wife…it’s like hey hot girl from Australia, leave that beautiful setting, with beautiful people, to enter hell…I promise I’ll do posts on you….

Her name is Stephanie Mac …and like pretty much every Aussie model on instagram…is amazing…Seriously, I follow close to 4,000 random models who aren’t famous models on instagram and the Aussie girls are the ones that speak to my soul the most..

I don’t know why, but maybe it’s a Crocodile Dundee fetish from the 80s I just can’t shake…

Or maybe it’s because these girls just get it, and are just amazing…either way, here’s the first post of many on her, because I’m in love, even if it is one-sided..

Posted in:NSFW|Stephanie Mac

2015

03

Jul

Hannah Glasby & Julia Almendra by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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Andrew Kuykendall is a friend of the site…he’s also one of my favorite photographer’s out there…not that that is really saying much…you know eveyrone can capture an image…and there is so much fucking noise out there with instagram and iPhones…that everyone is a photographer…but I actually really like his pics..but I have no taste, or concept of quality…right…

That said, he shot these Amazing pics of pornstar KAYDEN KROSS for me…probably not his biggest job as he’s done a TON of different shoots…but they are pretty amazing pics of Kayden Kross…

And this recent shoot of his, unaffiliated to this site, with these babes Hannah and Julia…is hot hot…and good enough for the Fourth of July…

Posted in:Andrew Kuykendall|Hannah Glasby|Julia Almendra|NSFW

2015

02

Jul

Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym…

Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio

2015

02

Jul

Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones for Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers out of LA, this guy just bangs out interesting pics of some of the hottest girls in LA, who I guess are either sugar babies, aspiring models and actresses, you know trying to get great photos of them so that blogs start talking about them, and they increase their social media presence and hourly rate…..for all aspects of their life..

I don’t know who Berit Birkeland, River Lana and Yasmina Jones…are ….I just know how LA chicks are…and if they look as good as this…that’s exactly how they should be…I mean not everyone can be a top model, but doesn’t mean they aren’t hot, and don’t deserve the good life…being the arm candy in amazing places, because these girls are hot..

Posted in:Berit Birkeland|NSFW

2015

01

Jul

Chloe Wheatcroft for Out of Order No. 6 of the Day

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I don’t know who Chloe Wheatcroft is, but clearly she’s a model, who is built like a model, in an era where models, who are built like models, are shamed by fat girls…because fat girls hat skinny girls..and the brand that use skinny girls…even though skinny is healthy, and just as geneticially predisposed as it is for them to be skinny as it is for those bitches to be fat…

The good news is that the general public hate fat chciks, and so do fat chicks…but unfortuantely, brands are tyring to seem tolerant, ending girls like Chloe Wheatcroft,…

Which I guess doesn’t matter, I’m just posting her for her tits…

Posted in:Chloe Wheatcroft|NSFW

2015

01

Jul

Chirssy Teigen Found Her Stance of the Day

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When you’re a useless, unattractive, aging and fat gold digging bitch…

You take whatever platform you can to get attention, even one as basic as fighting for the right to post nipple on Instagran….

Something that has got me and others I know banned from the app, but that for some reason gets some low level, uninteresting, broken down faced, wife of singer press…

I don’t actually hate Chrissy Teigen…in fact I am surprised I know she exists, and that I even know who she is, but I guess with all her chirping…and drunken noise…and maneuvering of the media…like it was John Legend’s wallet…

She’s attacked me on her blog, not that I care, but she called me a rapist…but the fact is that even if I was a rapist…with so much rage and semen built up..and she was the only pig I saw walking down the alley on a night I was on a rape mission…as I assume rapists do…I’d rather jerk off…

So her tit campaign is just stupid, but I like seeing her conform to the rules, because she’s a joke,..in career, and if her campaigning….

Here’s her nude shoot in case you missed it or care… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW

2015

30

Jun

Valeriya by Jean Pierrot for Treats! of the Day

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I don’t know if I already posted these pics of some model named Valeriya by a photographer named PIEROT , who I am going to assume is from france, and thus very good at taking semi erotic photography, because French people despite being exposed to so many tits, have produced some of the greatest erotica in the world, because I guess it ain’t a thing to them, but really it ain’t a thing to any photographer, they’re all a bunch of perverts..

I don’t anything about the model Valeriya, but assume she’s ethnic..but still has a work visa because if you’re a titty model…it is easy to get a work visa…something More Mexicans should look into doing…because it must be a loop hole, why else would all these immigrants exist..

Unless she’s actually just Valerie from the Valley, with two white, middle management parents, who drive a Jeep Cherokee…but who got nowhere as Valerie from the valley, other than some porn offers, because she was willing to show her tits and there was a porn shoot going on in a house next door….while changing her name to Valeriya …all of a sudden made the nudes more artistic….it’s just that easy…

Posted in:Jean Pierrot|NSFW

2015

29

Jun

Chrissy Teigen’s Nipples on Instagram of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is an enemy of the site. Not because I am racist, but because she’s an intolerable pile of model shit, that gold dug her way to the good life, that I guess she’s confident enough in, to not lose her Instagram, even though normal people lose their accounts for this shit…

Shes the worst, pug faced, overrated, outspoken…uneducated but smart enough to land a rich singer right before he was super rice….making her look like her intentions are good..

She’s fat, she’s not hot, she’s old and should retire…yet she just keeps on producing garbage…like this, for W Magazine, because magazines are desperate to stay relevant, so why not put a topless sugar baby in the shit, it’s not like she’s working, has ever worked…that’s why she’s so active on twitter…she’s got nothing else to do but drink, medicate, and get uglier and older, fatter, and less interesting as each day goes by….

Her topless isn’t exciting, it’s been done, and wasn’t exciting, then…it’s just sad that she never made it, that she thinks she matters, and that she’s still working at this getting famous thing..

It’s even sadder than execs are blinded by her noise, and think she matters enough to get herself a TV show or in a movie, as you know she will…

This world is predictable, low quality…and here’s a tit that doesn’t matter…on instagram…who I guess think it matters enough…not to delete her…even though they should…because she doesn’t matter…but I guess her husband does and that leveraging will get her out of anything….

I guess she’s tapping into the softcore porn she was destined for…who cares.

Here are other recent throwback nudes that have been released…

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To see the Rest CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|NSFW

2015

29

Jun

Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture…

I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly…

These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous…

Hookers call this the #WCW

Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS!

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Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show..

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|NSFW