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2014

29

Sep

Hardcore Pics of Terry Richardson and Some Model of the Day

Here’s a little known fact.

Models are dirtbags. If they weren’t tall and skinny, they would be in porn. Even being tall and skinny, they are one small step away from being in porn. It’s like if their gold digging that they don’t think is gold digging, sugar baby-ing that they don’t thing is sugar baby-ing, prostituting that they don’t think is prostituting because it’s a legitimate model agency, not a back pages “model” agency…and their hourly rate is in studio – not what goes on after hours…when they fuck…so seeing a model fucking, sucking dick, or really doing anything sexual is expected…

Here’s another little known fact.

Girls are dirtbags. They have needs. Some like sucking dick…some don’t care if it is on camera – some find it hot, or fun, or exciting, because ultimately who cares…

So maybe this is true love being documented – between model and star “photographer”…maybe it is art…maybe it is his personal collection of porn…or maybe it’s just for fun…because it looks fun to me, except for maybe all that Terry Dick.

Her name is Minerva Portillo. She was a model, is a model…probably in her 30s now – possibly the one who released these because they were the glory days, since they look old as fuck. I think some of these pics may be in Terry’s World. I think she looks like a lot of fun. I also think she’s consenting…

More importantly, this is some of Terry’s best work. That corporate shit was missing an element of edginess his older stuff, like this, has…

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2014

29

Aug

Holly Peers Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Her name is Holly Peers, you may or may not have heard of her, but by looking at her pictures you pretty much can figure out her deal. She gets naked, topless, or implied naked for magazines in the UK. She does it to get famous and to find herself a husband rich enough to buy her fancy things and give her the fancy life. That’s just what Glamour models do. They are some level of stripper, some level of hooker but more on the exhibitionist, getting published to increase their worth kick.

I don’t think this is life changing, or revolutionary, or even inspiring. But it is tits and I guess that’s enough for the sake of a blog post, because we like looking at tits, even if we aren’t sucking them or fucking them…or even getting beat up emotionally by them.

I don’t look down on any tricks being tricks. I think the world needs girls like this…mainly for miserable married dudes tired of their wife’s tits…but I guess still good for everyone.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2014

28

Aug

Lara Bingle Topless Beach of the Day

Lara Bingle is topless on the beach, because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks to being located in Europe.

I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls on the beach are all worth looking at, and even photographing, because tits are magical…

In conclsion, topless girls on the beach, no matter how jankity, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they are worthless and that’s a fact.

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Posted in:Lara Bingle|NSFW

2014

15

Aug

April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE…a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with….

I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE


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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

15

Aug

Bianca Tusher is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

I am a huge supporter of Cam girls. The reason is pretty simple. Girls can make money masturbating, something they do for free already, in the comfort of their own homes and make upwards of 20k a month doing it. I’m talking normal, everyday girls, in school who just realize that working Minimum wage is for idiots….not to mention, every girl loves to feel sexy…

That said, here is Bianca Tusher from her Twitter, because she’s one of our stepCAMGIRLS , who is totally down to let you watch her strip, masturbate, and have a good time…and you know what, that’s pretty fucking endearing.

I am all for regular girls being a little naughty for my entertainment, because in life there are no rules…


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLCAM

2014

14

Aug

Louise Cliffe is Some UK Glamour Model in Photos of the Day

Apparently, Louise Cliffe is a UK Glamour model. I’ve never heard of her, but I think it is safe to assume that every girl with fat tits in the UK is a Glamour model. They are just too big or short to be actual models and the whole “Glamour” is an excuse to get a rich boyfriend…and or a life outside of stripping or cocktail waitressing.

Her claim to fame is being on UK Big Brother and marrying her co-star, because I guess when you meet a fame whore with equal horrible morals and values you have no choice but to lock them down.

Posted in:Louise Cliffe|NSFW

2014

13

Aug

Exotica99 is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Her name is Exotica 99, I have a feeling that’s not her given name…and I also have a feeling that she’s one of the cam girls you can see on stepGIRLCAMS…masturbating in all her dreadlocked glory…something that I would normally not be into, since I like clean, proper, showered, groomed girls…but at 3 am when drunk, I’m thinking she looks like a lot of fun, and maybe the dreadlocks is something I can both convince her to have sex with…and love…because the rest of her is probably better than anything I’m fucking right now…

I am a fan of all girls who get naked on webcam.


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLCAM

2014

12

Aug

Shyla Jennings is the Penthouse Pet of the Day

PENTHOUSE is a legendary publication. Along with Playboy and Hustler, they innovated the genre of nude photography in magazines for men to buy in local magazine stands to go home to jerk off with…

It is a magazine that I was always a huge fan of because they showed the pink…and a magazine that has influenced where fashion nudity is today…now that Nudity is everywhere…

So I am going to be showcasing as many of the PENTHOUSE PETS that I can for old times..

Tonight’s is a babe named Shyla Jennings, who lost her virginity at 15. She was born in 1985. And she’s a porn chick…but she’s also posted for Penthouse…showing the pink…which isn’t saying much since you can see her hardcore lesbian porn – but you can see her dirtier pics HERE


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TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

12

Aug

AJJupiter is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

Here at DrunkenStepfather we have created this amazing way to pass the time over at stepGIRLSCAMS….

Today’s stepGIRLCAM girl is named AJJupiter and she’s on some totally other level of awesome. Up on some hippie weirdness, that reminds me of a music festival, naked in a field, high on acid, all rocking’ a massive bush and hairy armpits…challenging my needs and wants – because bush is great, armpit hair not so much, but these tits…WTF…these tits…legendary….


TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES – VISIT stepGIRLCAMS
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TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES – VISIT stepGIRLCAMS
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Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLCAM

2014

29

Jul

Kaylakiss is the Cam Girl of the Day

You may not know this, but we have a little webcam site up and running called stepGIRLCam.com

So I figured why not introduce you to some of the girls you can watch, direct, chat with, participate with, treat like a lady that she clearly is, because look at what she’s doing for you…getting naked…which is something hardly enough girls do without having to put in serious work…

So her name is KaylaKiss, She’s 25, BiSexual and American. She’s got G cup tits. Let me repeat that. She’s got G cup tits and no bush…

This is how she describes her show:

Experienced cam model! We can act out YOUR FANTASIES! My audio is always on, I have toys and phone for exclusive chat, and I love getting to watch you cum! So turn your speakers up, turn your cam on, and get me naked NOW!

And more interestingly this is what turns her on


Knowing that u are watching me do dirty things! Watching YOU do dirty things! Confidence and a sense of humor, considerate, & a little nerdy. Make me smile and you could win my heart ;) I like to be spanked, tickled, & teased! I DON’T ESCORT OR MEET FANS.

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN ACTION CLICK HERE

Here are some pics

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She looks like a beautiful time to me…

Posted in:Kaylakiss|NSFW

2014

15

Apr

Captain America XXX Exxxclusive of the Day

VIVID PARODY has just released this amazing new Captain America XXX clip. We have the EXXXCLUSIVE Clip. Because VIVID are amazing…and along with doing the countless Celebrity Sex Tapes, they also dominate with PARODY PORN…which in case you didn’t know, is some of the best kind of porn to watch – because it’s entertaining, even when you aren’t a fan boy.

This month we have the HARDCORE EXXXCLUSIVE of CAPTAIN AMERICA XXX ….

Here’s the press release:

strong>>Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody available at VIVID PARODY

Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment have brought plenty of joy to adult entertainment fans with their best-selling superhero parodies, and now they’re tackling the quintessential American hero: Captain America!

Braun wrote an original screenplay for Captain America XXX, in which Cap fights for the Cosmic Cube against Baron Zemo, Sin, Crossbones and Batroc, with the help of Sharon Carter, Diamondback, Falcon and Quicksilver. The result is an epic sexy spoof that once again has better costumes, more geek cred, and definitely bigger boobs than the original.

“It’s almost too much awesome in one movie,” said Braun, who recently won his fourth consecutive AVN award for Director of the Year. “Call me nostalgic, but I like to see my superheroes in their classic costumes, especially if they’ve never been portrayed in a live-action movie…and in my adult spoof I was able to really go all out, so I’m one happy fanboy!”

Aaron Wilcoxxx plays Captain America, Phoenix Marie reprises her Avengers XXX role as Sharon Carter, Claire Robbins is Sin, Kleio Valentien is Diamondback, Jessica Ryan is Hellcat, Britney Amber is a hot USO Girl, Ryan Driller is Baron Zemo, Tyler Knight is Falcon, Bill Bailey is Quicksilver, Derrick Pierce is Crossbones, and Giovanni Francesco, who previously played Batman in Braun’s highly successful The Dark Knight XXX, steals every scene he’s in as the mustached French villain Batroc

To see the clip CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW

2014

11

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is CASEY and she’s from Latvia…but that doesn’t mean she’s not capable of taking hot fucking pics with some weird looking dude who looks as socially awkward as you…but I like watching them fuck, because my wife is shitty, my life is shitty, my day is shitty, my night is shitty, but the pussy…the pussy keeps me going, even if it’s someone else getting it, just knowing quality is out there, makes my misery more tolerable…and acceptable…it’s like my woman is well past her prime, I didn’t even know her during her prime, but young slutty girls are everywhere, and they are raised on porn, doing tons of coke, and fucking all kinds…and when people like me can’t get at them…we have the internet to save us…and by internet I mean CASEY ….


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

04

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is TIFFANY and she’s a hell of a lot better than any of the girls I got naked tonight…but that’s probably because the only girls I get naked are in the late 50s, and feeling pretty sensitive and nostalgic because of David Letterman’s retirement, while excited that they figured out how their iPhone camera works, because even the fat young girls who you know don’t fuck on TINDER think they are better than me…and they probably are…even the monsters…but luckily, I only fuck models…models like this Tiffany…who is too good to get naked, but so good naked, I’m happy she’s naked.


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS OF THIS AMAZING BABE
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TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS OF THIS AMAZING BABE
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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

02

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is HEIDI and she may be not be up on some Swiss yodelling shit, but she is bringing the fucking…literally.

Sure it’s a lot of late night erotica style, all romantic like it was Valentine’s Day and I was trying to introduce my wife to some late night blue movies I used to masturbate to before porn was accessible…but it is porn, and my wife is no where to be found, I hear snoring, and laboured breathing, but that doesn’t count…because right now, it’s all about Heidi….reminding me why I need to cheat…so many amazing girls out there…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

01

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the DAy

I have been a little too into Lesbians lately. It’s the only thing that seems to inspire me. I was in the grocery store and saw some busty as fuck lesbian in fitness gear with her lesbian lover buying chicken, which wasn’t very lesbians, since chicken isn’t vegan, but it did get me hard…and it did make me go to a Lesbian bar, to just see if I could convert any. I figure my low testosterone and small penis would be enough to at least get a blind one…but it turns out lesbians get really mad when you ask to eat them out..but I know I’ll make one crack..

Sure SUSIE and ANGELICA are model looking Russians, who fuck girls, but probably also fuck dudes, in a gay for pay and every girl is a lesbian…because lesbians I know don’t look like this, but bi sexual experimental girls who grew up on porn and who are into experimenting do…

But they are amazing, and this shoot…is fucking sexy.


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE AND AMAZING PICS
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TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE AND AMAZING PICS
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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art