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2015

26

May

Chelsea Handler Tits Out in the Bahamas of the Day

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Chelsea Handler pulled out her tits in the Bahamas…because this is her thing…it is her way of getting people to listen to her comedy…or notice her now that she’s not on TV every night, because pulling out her tits is probably why she exists, why else would people give her work, especially when she was younger…but more importantly, pulling out her tits is pretty comical…probably her best joke ever…

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2015

26

May

Nina Serebrova is Amazing of the Day

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The amazing thing about Eastern Europe is the women…they are all magical and amazing to stare at…even if they may or may not have souls thanks to communism, the fall of communism, and I guess their culture of very smart, calculated, scientist type people…

Her name is NINA SEREBROVA and she’s from Belarus model and friend of the site, that we can only hope comes to America to replace the other Belarus models like Irina, only to live the life of fame, luxury and success her naked and amazing everything deserve…

What I am trying to say is that I love me some NINA SEREBROVA

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2015

22

May

#TBT stepGIRLS American Flag in Times Square Video for Memorial Day of the Day

Happy Memorial Day America….Here’s our #stepGIRLS tribute from Last Year….on the Fourth of July…because Recycling is awesome…

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2015

22

May

Kayslee Collins Nude Model of the Day

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Kayslee Collins is some lower tiered aspiring model who I think has done Playboy, but I guess who hasn’t done Playboy really…

I think she’s lovely, despite probably having a horrible attitude…

Mainly because she’s all about that getting naked to get noticed life…it is magical..and I think I want to date her..

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2015

22

May

Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

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I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is….

Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits….

If you know what I mean..

The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking…

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW

2015

21

May

Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

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There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me…

It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous….

But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate…

My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring…

Posted in:Hipster|NSFW

2015

21

May

Elle Serbia Tits of the Day

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Serbian girls…are affordable…and amazing…

My first girlfriend was some Serbian in the midst of the war in Croatia when the Slovakia was dropped from Czech and replaced with “Republic”….and she was a total nightmare with post traumatic stress from her family being blown up and her having refugee status…only for me to scoop her up and seduce her because she couldn’t speak english and everyone else in our class was scared of the weird half blown up girl…but not me….this guy right here is a hero and will fuck anything…even the disabled…because they don’t know better or have no other options and I guess in a lot of ways, that’s like any kind of seducing…

The models are:


Mina Cvetkovic, Antonina Petkovic,
Mariana Krtinic, Zlata Mangafic, Natasa Vajinovic, Mijo Mihaljcic, Danijela Dimitrovska,
Marija Vujovic, Dudra Stojiljkovic, Olga Ivanisevic, Simona Andrejic & Maja Latinovic

And they are amazing, and probably will work for 100 dollars a day….even in porn…because if you google Czech porn….and you have…you’ll see the hottest fucking girls willing to fuck on camera for very little…and that’s just a work ethic I approve of…

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2015

21

May

Valeria Semushina TIts for Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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Her name is Valeria Semushina….and here she is for photographer at BigHouseDiary …reminding us that you don’t need to be famous, or paid, or rich or luxurious to be lovely…and topless…and amazing in a photoshoot..you just have to be topless and amazing in a photoshoot…that’s all it fucking takes…

Not that I googled Valeria Semushina, I’m just making assumptions…like that she’s Eastern European and thus amazing…at least to look at because these Communists are cold…

Posted in:NSFW|Valeria Semushina

2015

21

May

Maya Stepper for TREATS! of the Day

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If you’re looking for the Los Angeles back pages, but you’re not in the mood to feel like a dirtbag door to door sales man who hires his hookers from the back pages, I suggest visiting TREATS! magazine….a place where every aspiring model who has been in LA a few months…poses naked for…in hopes of finding a Sugar daddy to take them on nice trips and stuff cuz “OMG, I’m So Pretty that’s why he gives me stuff”….

If you know what I mean…

Either way, I love sex workers and models and the places the two become one…and I like that these shoots are with great photographers…even though I find photography a lie…

Posted in:Maya Stepper|NSFW

2015

19

May

Tamara Ecclestone Frees the Nipple of the Day

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Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire, who lives in the Spelling mansion, and who apparently believes in freeing the nipple while breast feeding because it is nature’s way and nature is better than man made laws stating girls can’t pull out their tits, getting in the way of my life work of telling girls to “show me your tits”….I don’t who they are, how rich they are, I don’t care if they are doing it to prove a point, or because they want an even tan, whatever the reason, I just care that they are doing it…insightful right…how is this my life…..my god…I am pathetic…

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Posted in:NSFW|Tamare Ecclestone

2015

19

May

Elsa Hosk Naked for Sam Crawford of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, probably the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…you know young blood from the Victoria’s Secret lab and I guess in her rise to the top, because Victoria’s secret is the top for these girls…she’s done a few nude shoot…like this one…that I’ve probably already posted…for Sam Crawford…full of tits…

I am only posting it because as a guy who did jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog in the late 80s, I would have liked to have had access to the girls naked then, but internet didn’t exist, because naked…is often better then lingerie…after you’ve gone as far as you can go with lingerie pics…

So think of this as me helping you…even though I know you probably jerk off to throat fucking porn…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|NSFW

2015

19

May

Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day

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I was once in an elevator with Queen Latifah, who is probably the most rugged, gangster acting bitch, with an entourage of seriously hardcore dykes, who you know she puts up inside her vagina to recreate child birth, it’s a fetish…and she was actually really friendly to me and if anything I was the one weirded out because I thought I walked in on some deep south lesbian gang meeting…

Well, it turns out that she’s got tits that I’d expect her to have, being overweight and older, and the reality is that these are the kinds of tits that got me through the 70s thanks to national geographic, and the kind of tits that could feed a village, that still excite me because they are floppy, real, and borderline disgusting…at least if you were to see them on an 18 year old instagram model the second the Victoria’s Secret bra gets pulled off…but on a middle aged black woman…they are heavenly…

Posted in:NSFW|Queen Latifah

2015

19

May

Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day

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According the my extensive journalistic research, this is Eddie Petterson’s ass by Purienne, who I still think is one of the better “naked for fashion” creeper photographers who walks the line of softcore porn and fashion porn all thanks to shooting models and not hooker porn chicks…

She’s Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Vegan…according to her instagram she’s not that famous…but she’s a food blogger, perpetuating healthy eating, because the world eats like shit, and because of that, don’t have asses like this, but should have asses like this, so follow her fucking program, and start by taking some before ass pics and sending them to me, because I like looking at pics of asses…

Posted in:Eddie Petterson|NSFW

2015

15

May

SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day

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Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year…

Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have…

Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes….

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2014

29

Sep

Hardcore Pics of Terry Richardson and Some Model of the Day

Here’s a little known fact.

Models are dirtbags. If they weren’t tall and skinny, they would be in porn. Even being tall and skinny, they are one small step away from being in porn. It’s like if their gold digging that they don’t think is gold digging, sugar baby-ing that they don’t thing is sugar baby-ing, prostituting that they don’t think is prostituting because it’s a legitimate model agency, not a back pages “model” agency…and their hourly rate is in studio – not what goes on after hours…when they fuck…so seeing a model fucking, sucking dick, or really doing anything sexual is expected…

Here’s another little known fact.

Girls are dirtbags. They have needs. Some like sucking dick…some don’t care if it is on camera – some find it hot, or fun, or exciting, because ultimately who cares…

So maybe this is true love being documented – between model and star “photographer”…maybe it is art…maybe it is his personal collection of porn…or maybe it’s just for fun…because it looks fun to me, except for maybe all that Terry Dick.

Her name is Minerva Portillo. She was a model, is a model…probably in her 30s now – possibly the one who released these because they were the glory days, since they look old as fuck. I think some of these pics may be in Terry’s World. I think she looks like a lot of fun. I also think she’s consenting…

More importantly, this is some of Terry’s best work. That corporate shit was missing an element of edginess his older stuff, like this, has…

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson