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2014

15

Apr

Captain America XXX Exxxclusive of the Day

VIVID PARODY has just released this amazing new Captain America XXX clip. We have the EXXXCLUSIVE Clip. Because VIVID are amazing…and along with doing the countless Celebrity Sex Tapes, they also dominate with PARODY PORN…which in case you didn’t know, is some of the best kind of porn to watch – because it’s entertaining, even when you aren’t a fan boy.

This month we have the HARDCORE EXXXCLUSIVE of CAPTAIN AMERICA XXX ….

Here’s the press release:

strong>>Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody available at VIVID PARODY

Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment have brought plenty of joy to adult entertainment fans with their best-selling superhero parodies, and now they’re tackling the quintessential American hero: Captain America!

Braun wrote an original screenplay for Captain America XXX, in which Cap fights for the Cosmic Cube against Baron Zemo, Sin, Crossbones and Batroc, with the help of Sharon Carter, Diamondback, Falcon and Quicksilver. The result is an epic sexy spoof that once again has better costumes, more geek cred, and definitely bigger boobs than the original.

“It’s almost too much awesome in one movie,” said Braun, who recently won his fourth consecutive AVN award for Director of the Year. “Call me nostalgic, but I like to see my superheroes in their classic costumes, especially if they’ve never been portrayed in a live-action movie…and in my adult spoof I was able to really go all out, so I’m one happy fanboy!”

Aaron Wilcoxxx plays Captain America, Phoenix Marie reprises her Avengers XXX role as Sharon Carter, Claire Robbins is Sin, Kleio Valentien is Diamondback, Jessica Ryan is Hellcat, Britney Amber is a hot USO Girl, Ryan Driller is Baron Zemo, Tyler Knight is Falcon, Bill Bailey is Quicksilver, Derrick Pierce is Crossbones, and Giovanni Francesco, who previously played Batman in Braun’s highly successful The Dark Knight XXX, steals every scene he’s in as the mustached French villain Batroc

To see the clip CLICK HERE

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2014

11

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is CASEY and she’s from Latvia…but that doesn’t mean she’s not capable of taking hot fucking pics with some weird looking dude who looks as socially awkward as you…but I like watching them fuck, because my wife is shitty, my life is shitty, my day is shitty, my night is shitty, but the pussy…the pussy keeps me going, even if it’s someone else getting it, just knowing quality is out there, makes my misery more tolerable…and acceptable…it’s like my woman is well past her prime, I didn’t even know her during her prime, but young slutty girls are everywhere, and they are raised on porn, doing tons of coke, and fucking all kinds…and when people like me can’t get at them…we have the internet to save us…and by internet I mean CASEY ….


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is TIFFANY and she’s a hell of a lot better than any of the girls I got naked tonight…but that’s probably because the only girls I get naked are in the late 50s, and feeling pretty sensitive and nostalgic because of David Letterman’s retirement, while excited that they figured out how their iPhone camera works, because even the fat young girls who you know don’t fuck on TINDER think they are better than me…and they probably are…even the monsters…but luckily, I only fuck models…models like this Tiffany…who is too good to get naked, but so good naked, I’m happy she’s naked.


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS OF THIS AMAZING BABE
CLICK HERE


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE PICS OF THIS AMAZING BABE
CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is HEIDI and she may be not be up on some Swiss yodelling shit, but she is bringing the fucking…literally.

Sure it’s a lot of late night erotica style, all romantic like it was Valentine’s Day and I was trying to introduce my wife to some late night blue movies I used to masturbate to before porn was accessible…but it is porn, and my wife is no where to be found, I hear snoring, and laboured breathing, but that doesn’t count…because right now, it’s all about Heidi….reminding me why I need to cheat…so many amazing girls out there…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

01

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the DAy

I have been a little too into Lesbians lately. It’s the only thing that seems to inspire me. I was in the grocery store and saw some busty as fuck lesbian in fitness gear with her lesbian lover buying chicken, which wasn’t very lesbians, since chicken isn’t vegan, but it did get me hard…and it did make me go to a Lesbian bar, to just see if I could convert any. I figure my low testosterone and small penis would be enough to at least get a blind one…but it turns out lesbians get really mad when you ask to eat them out..but I know I’ll make one crack..

Sure SUSIE and ANGELICA are model looking Russians, who fuck girls, but probably also fuck dudes, in a gay for pay and every girl is a lesbian…because lesbians I know don’t look like this, but bi sexual experimental girls who grew up on porn and who are into experimenting do…

But they are amazing, and this shoot…is fucking sexy.


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE AND AMAZING PICS
CLICK HERE


TO SEE THE MORE HARDCORE AND AMAZING PICS
CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

THIS MODEL is an amazing creature sent from heaven, despite her red hair, that may make you think she’s sent from hell, because everyone knows that real red heads were freaks of nature left in the woods to fend for themselves before people understood genetics…..but those were gingers, not this kind of redhead…that isn’t freakish but totally fucking erotic…so seeing her…getting down…excites me…probably because I’ve never had a redhead…or maybe because I didn’t have sex tonight…who knows the reason..…I just know it’s good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Mar

Late Night Erotica of the Day

It is safe to say that despite going out and drinking hard with crackhead strippers…my night didn’t end like this…in some group sex with babes like SUSIE and ANGELICA and HEIDI ….and even if it did…it would be more of a horror scene and that’s just the fucking smells that would radiate from us with our clothes off…

So the good news is that internet can fucking save me…it’s my best friend…and worst enemy and here are these three awesome babes in a foursome that probably doesn’t happen very often for the normal man, but then again, young girls are fucking sluts now…so it brings hope that dreams can come true, even if they don’t for me…

Sure the dudes are pretty horrible in this…but it still works for me – it’s 5 in the fucking morning or something…

TO SEE THE VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

25

Mar

Courtnie Quinlan is Yesterday’s Page 3 Model of the Day

The nice thing about tits is that there will always be a girl willing to show her tits…like this Courtnie Quinlan, who I never heard of but who I guess feels her life will be better if she’s published for showing her tits…and who am I to stand between a girl and her dreams…So everyone this is Courtnie Quinlan, she’s a Page 3 model and I can assure you that she’s showing her tits in efforts for a better tomorrow…we should celebrate that.

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2014

25

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I don’t really like porn, but I am a voyeur and watching people fuck is my favorite shit. I don’t really like hanging with swingers because they are ugly and fat, and people I spent a good hour asking to let me watch fuck at the bar tonight weren’t cooperating…so I am forced to fill my voyeurism with pics of this model TIFFANY who is fucking amazing… TAKING DICK …even though she hardly looks like a porn chick, but rather an everyday girl or even a bikini model..

It’s 4 am and I love this shit…The world is heading to a good fucking place…I’m a fan…


CLICK THIS LINK
TO SEE HER GET WAY MORE HARDCORE

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