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2019

21

May

Dita Von Teese Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Dita Von Teese Nude Photoshoot

Here is an old nude photoshoot of Dita Von Teese from 2011, when she was 56 years old.

Because Menopause needs to be jerked off to sometimes…you know to help you appreciate the aging process when it is done right…even though older bitches are rarely done right…and more importantly…appreciate the young sluts out there doing naked shit….cuz 55 year olds are easy, the 25 year olds are more abundant and not 55 fucking years old…making them something you’d rather jerk off to than your middle aged wife / coworker / sister…

It’s about fantasy man….


Dita Von Teese Nude Photoshoot

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2019

20

May

Possibly Anna Paquin Nude of the Day

Possibly Anna Paquin Nude Pussy Tits

Is this really anna paquin?

I don’t know why she would leak nudes, or why people would care….she’s been getting naked on TV for a while now….

I mean back in 2014 – SHE FLASHED HER TITS

Which was about as hardcore as this….

I do remember there was a minute when Anna Paquin came out lesbian, as all these confused actors do…so these pics, if they are of her…may have been for her female lover…making it all the more exciting….which isn’t saying much since it’s not all that exciting.

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2019

19

Apr

Danielle Wyatt and Jen Beattie Lesbian Sex of the Day

Danielle Wyatt and Jen Beattie are some cricket players who suck on eachothers wombat holes….because they are used to bats or are they called paddles..

Who knows, I just know female athletes are pretty dykey…and things can get out of control in this porn generation when alone in hotel rooms after or before a match and you’re feeling ready to get off…you might as well let your friend suck your pussy and take a pic of it for the memory or to send to your bf…

You know one of those “I’m down are you down, let’s do this” lesbian thing….just a bunch of Misbehaving young girls…

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Posted in:Danielle Wyatt|Jen Beattie|NSFW

2018

14

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Scary Mangled Pussy of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt Scary Mangled Pussy of the Day

VICTORIA SILVSTEDT has threatened to sue me aggressively many years ago, so I made it a point to never post pics of her again, but I figure if there’s some mangled blonde looking pussy on some Playboy whore from decades ago, who is still out there living the good life with the Rich Married men she escorts for and gets paid by, why not throw it up because we collectively like blonde pussy…if that’s what we are looking at, it could possibly be a MERKIN or just a flesh wound, but it’s this bitch in her Glory Days on a Wayback Wednesday, Flashback Friday, Throwback Thursday….you get what I am saying here..this clip is old as shit and so is the Swedish litigious cunt….but this is likely from her glory days when she was doing to the ground work to be a luxury high end escort / mistress to rich dudes…like the Greek Shipping Heir midget she was always seen at Cannes with, and who ate her out in paparazzi pics by the beach, which I think was the pics I was going to get sued over….

Speaking of getting sued, I’ve been sent lawyers letters from fucking everyone, posted some of them, and got no mainstream press for it, while others with the same lawyers letters get mainstream press for it, which means even my celebrity lawyers letters don’t matter, unless they happen to other people…fuckers.

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Posted in:NSFW|Victoria Silvstedt

2018

01

Aug

Maitland Ward Dykes it Down of the Day

Maitland Ward Licking Pussy Big Tits Bikini

Maitland Ward always emails me when I tell this story, a story I call our first encounter, when I was posting her slutty pics because I found them gross yet hilarious, because leverage Boy Meets World 20 years later was funny to me, and big old lady tits, shamelessly trying to get noticed, 20 years late was funny to me….

So the story is – a site reader sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her on snapchat, offering her 1000 dollars for unprotected anal sex and she went for it.

At the time she was in denial about being a pervert sex worker, but the internet, he has a way of breaking people down to what their actual self worth is. He has a way of saying bitch, you aren’t gonna be in Hollywood movies anymore, accept the sex work…and with that she got more and more naked…eventually setting up a patreon where she makes over 40k a year to fuck female pornstars in weird self produced content like an entrepreneur running her weird empire…while eating pussy.

She makes great money doing this, more than if she did porn, and I am bitter she doesn’t pay me to promote her, or that she rejected my sex tape offers I sent her before she became a self starting soon to be millionaire from eating pussy…

It’s a weird sex worker story arch, why not do this when you’re 20, but at least you’re doing at 45….not that we really need to see this…as there are hot chicks out there…but reducing herself to a pussy eater getting paid in bootleg content is glorious in and of itself…

Good job internet…you won this one…

Maitland Ward Licking Pussy Big Tits Bikini

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2018

11

Jul

Maitland Ward Dykes it Down of the Day

Maitland Ward Licking Pussy Dkying it Down

I am a failure when I only have 6 fucking Patrons on Patreon while Maitland Ward makes 45,000 dollars on the shit per m
onth…but I don’t hold your lack of support against you…I hated you before you didn’t give me money…

I find it very weird that Maitland Ward, the sex worker from Boy Meets World, who used some Boy Meets World revival to Sex Work harder, and who I used to post conversations she had with people about anal sex for money hook-ups, that she personally asked me to remove….is now cool with being a sex worker.

She could have made way more than her 45k a month, that I can’t believe she makes 45k a month…because who would pay for this dog shit..who now does lesbian sex. It makes more sense.

She should have done things so much differently, but she doesn’t listen to my advice and here’s her weird sex…

This is heavily awkward, weird and unsexy…but this is what happens when you were famous at 20 and forgotten by 21….only to be remembered….you post whatever you can to get noticed, even dyke sex.

This is heavily disturbing, embarrassing, and not hot in the least…but it is happening, I wonder who her co-star lesbian is, but not really. All these people are useless.

MaitlandWard Licking her Tits

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2018

13

Apr

Maitland Ward – Sex Worker’s Weird Private Snap of the Day

Maitland Ward is fucking repulsive, and has been since she came out of the woodwork from a forgotten place that is where the obscure actresses on the shows we watched in a pre-internet era of not being able to follow them on social media to keep them alive….

A woman who managed to pull herself out of obscurity, while remaining in obscurity, but she has created a niche business for herself, that makes 40k or more a month, while tapping into her inner pervert and sex worker that I have known she was for a while, but that she tried not to make public, where people pay her to watch her get her strap on sucked by some dude she DOMs terribly..

It’s fucking weird, a doughy pile of sloppy shit, in cheap lingerie being disgusting…getting paid.

THE AMERICAN DREAM!

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2018

06

Apr

Maitland Ward’s Pussy Eating Her Bikini of the Day

Maitland Ward Big Fake Tits and Nipples Showing Her Pussy Lips in a Bikini

Maitland Ward’s Pussy Eating Her Bikini is the worst caption I’ve ever read….it actually made my stomach turn in disgust without even seeing the pics – because I know just what I am in for…

I know that there will be this old lady and her deflated pussy lips in a bikini posing like she’s hot..in the most bootleg of shoot – because despite making 43k a month from you perverts, she’s not investing any of it back into her content, her business, or any of that…and that alone is bad business..

The fact she’s tried that many people to sponsor her life blows my fucking mind, because she’s vile…but I guess people like childhood fantasies when they turn 40…or people like 40 year olds they feel sorry for or relate to more than actual hot chicks…because hot chicks are snobby cunts…while this one is begging you to pay to touch her sloppy cunt…

I don’t understand her revival, or how this worked out so well for her but it is pretty amazing…confusing..but amazing…in the worst posible way..

These pics are vile, gutter, and I have seen some gross shit in my life…I am desensitized, I can handle gross..what the fuck is this…

Maitland Ward Big Fake Tits and Nipples Showing Her Pussy Lips in a Bikini

Posted in:Maitland Ward|NSFW

2018

04

Apr

Maitland Ward Spreading Her Pussy of the Day

Maitland Ward Spreading her Pussy in a Short Dress

Maitland Ward used to write me angry emails when I would post screenshots of her conversations with people negotiating unprotected anal sex with her.

It was in a time where her and her husband were clearly into whoring her out, or making money off her, because when you date a hot chick from a TV show decades earlier, part of the fetish is her Teen Beat spreads that you probably used to jerk off to, and knowing that other people wanted to jerk off to her…only to end up with Maitland Ward, the dumpy loser who probably didn’t work too much before the BOY MEETS WORLD revival, when all of a sudden there was opportunity for her to self promote, and where she fan a weirdo fanbase of people…who now pay her monthly for nudes…

Nudes that are so bootleg, so amateur, a pussy that is so deflated like her career, existence, but not her spirit, because growing into this sex worker, even 20 years too late, has given her a new sense of passion….and excitement for life…that I guess she wants to make last long as she can…

She’s making 40k a month….or more money than she’s ever made…and she hasn’t taken 40 dollars to wax that nasty box…vile.

Posted in:Maitland Ward|NSFW

2018

26

Mar

Maitland Ward Pussy of the Day

Maitland Ward full pussy bent over in bed with black boots

YAY! Maitland Ward has decided to grace the world with softcore pornography that she’s out there producing for her Patreons who pay her close to 50,000 dollars a month, which is fucking crazy…that’s like invest in real estate money that she probably never imagined having…and it all happened because she followed her love for attention, her sexual dysfunctional pervert husband liking people jerking off to his forgotten girl, some cuckold shit, and the fact that she had low level fame in her early 20s…

Now, I don’t mean YAY! in a good way, I am disgusted by all things Maitland Ward, and amazed that she’s found an audience of supportive perverts who want to pay her to see her twat…but I guess she spoke to the right crowd, doing that whole comicon, cosplay shit for people who clearly appreciate her…and as amazing as that may be…it’s what was happened…and this is the product of that.

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