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2013
21
May
Emilia Clarke Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day
I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t do the whole fantasy, wizards and dragons shit. It’s just too hard for me to take seriously, if anything I feel like an asshole trying to get into the storyline….no matter how many tits they throw my way…because ultimately, it’s just stupidities and nonsense and no real…I mean I can’t even pretend it’s real….so I save it for 99 percent of the population who seem to watch it, even though if this was 10 years ago, only a few dozen people would watch it, and I’m sure they’d reek of stale semen and computer chips…you know at your college Sci/Fi fantasy club….where they spend their days making weapons to fight each other in what is funny, cuz two or more socially awkward freaks interacting is jokes….
Her name is Emilia Clarke, she’s a big deal on the show, people are probably still masturbating to this scene from last night, cuz that’s how loyal nerds areo….and you probably should too…cuz sometimes mainstream TV nudity is better than throat fucking….
Posted in:Emilia Clarke|NSFW
2013
17
May
Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day
This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models.
Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless.
Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it.
I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits…
Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree.
That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit…
Good times. Congrats.
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2013
17
May
Daphne Groeneveld Titties for Fashion of the Day
Dutch Model Daphne Groeneveld showed us her titties….I’ve done some POSTS ON HER BEFORE …and apparently she only turned 18 a few months ago, so it took her amazing little model body long enough to get those nipples out….but with all models….it is just a matter of time…the nipple is a sign of seriousness in their career….so I can’t say I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life, but I can say I’d write love songs for this babe if only she’d listen to them…until then, I’ll just stare at her nipple and pretend to breast feed by licking my computer screen…which I am sure will get my high with all the bacteria, STDS and remnants of MDMA all over it….yay.
Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|NSFW
2013
16
May
Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple in Interview Germany of the Day
From Miranda Kerr’s Titties On Set to these Candice Swanepeol titties in a magazine….it’s been a good day for nipples that are usually Angelina Jolied by the evil corporation they work for. It’s like you can own us because you made us celebrities, but you can’t take our nipples, Victoria’s Secret….
I’m a fan of Candice Swanepoel, she’s got a tight fit body, I’ve written her at least one love song that I’m working on the choreographed dance to before taking it to youtube, you know to win her heart….and in the meantime….I’ll be staring at these….but I don’t think you should…because she’s not some public domain slut….or maybe she is…that doesn’t stop my love….
These pics are alright…Thanks Interview Germany, you’re way better than other things Germany has brought us, like the Holocaust. It only took them 70 years to get to this point…
All this to say, I’d like her to breast feed me….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW
2013
16
May
Miranda Kerr Bikini Tit Slip Photoshoot of the Day
In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news…..
Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”…
You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”….
I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie….
Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits…
Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love….
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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|NSFW
2013
15
May
Monika Jagaciak Topless for Vogue Germany of the Day
Monika Jagaciak professionally known as “Jac”…you know cuz all sex workers have a “stage” name….even if she’s not officially a stripper, but more a 19 year old model who has been modeling in her bikini since she was 16, because the KGB or whoever run the underbelly human trafficking sex trade figured, she’s too good to lock in a basement and put on cam for the American perverts…you know top tier sex worker from behind the iron curtain…who gets to showcase her awesome, young, fit tits in Vogue German….and not for old men in basements and massage parlors around the globe, brainwashed and doing it in fear that their families will be killed off…because young girls are so gullible…especially when professional thugs are doing the convincing….not that I’m into any of that shit, I only like midwestern american chicks on cam…begging for tips…and Eastern European chicks in the pages of fashion magazines topless….
Posted in:Monika Jagaciak|NSFW
2013
15
May
Amii Grove in Fishnets for Page 3 of the Day
I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit….while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room like this….cuz let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of a soccer husband and this being the best strategy, or the fact that this pays more than waitressing, while I worry about staring at her tits….cuz if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids….
Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW
2013
14
May
Katherine Damm is Topless in a Bikini of the Day
I have no idea who this chick is…and I am not just saying that….as I do sometimes when I can’t remember who a bitch is and I am too lazy to google her to see what her deal is….because I googled Katherine Damm and found nothing but shit on some Harvard Law professor or some shit, something I can safely assume is not what this girl is up to, who she is…but I realize none of that matters, because she’s topless on a beach…her titties bouncing as she runs out of the sea…and that makes her relevant enough for me…seriously…any girl willing to get naked for a camera is a girl I’m a fan of…from sexting to high fashion….porn to movies…I don’t care…just show me the nudity…
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Posted in:Katherine Damm|NSFW
2013
14
May
Cora Keegan Naked Photoshoot of the Day
Cora Keegan is some amazing looking young hipster model who I assume is out of LA, because that’s just the vibe I get.
She hasn’t done anything major or impressive in terms of her modeling, but she’s probably young and starting out. But this nude photoshoot works perfectly for her to show the world how serious she is about this modeling shit…because if you don’t get naked for photographers in fashion, you ain’t shit….but more importantly, it works for me because I like her hot thin body and hipster bush I’d love to get all matted with my cum…or saliva…or whatever she’d let me get it matted with…
She’s lovely and I’d like to be her friend…to take her on picnics and make her fall in love with me the way I just fell in love with her nude pics….
Cora Keegan, you’ve won this round.
Posted in:Cora Keegan|NSFW
2013
14
May
Tribute to Angelina Jolie’s Tits of the Day
By now you probably know that Angelina Jolie had a double Mastectomy to avoid getting breast cancer, because apparently breast cancer is what her mom died of, because breast cancer is a fucking asshole taking down women everywhere via their amazing tits….
As a woman and breast lover, it is something I consider terrorism and instead of spending billions blowing up arabs over oil, we should figure real problems, like breast cancer out. You know stop feeding women shit that causes cancer….
Now Angelina, although not a big deal the last few years, build a career on showing her amazing breasts, breasts I am sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, and some of us may not understand her preemptive move to avoid getting breast cancer before she had breast cancer, but it makes sense to me….no one wants to die of shit they saw their mom die of.
What also makes sense is celebrating the nipples that were, because let’s face it, she’s in her 40s, the glory days are behind her, and the nipples that were would still be the nipples that were had she not had the mastectomy or not, but either way, it feels like a death in the family, because here tits were something I counted on….
Fuck you breast cancer for taking so much away from us that we love….from our moms, friends, to tits everywhere. You fucking cunt of a disease.
Thank you Anglina Jolie for giving us more years to watch you age….you’re very considerate…even if there was a major sacrifice made in the process
BREAST CANCER IS ONE OF MY CHARITY OF CHOICES SO – I WANT TO SAVE THE TITTIES
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