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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

07

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is amazing….proving that once a groupie whore, always a whore, cuz whores know how to work it and whores know how to get what they want without using much more than their tits, ass and pussy, and I like that she’s managed to increase her profile, just by inserting a dick in her…if only shoving random things in my ass would make me famous or high profile…no homo….girls have it easy…all it takes is having a vagina and this bitch looks hot as fuck.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|NSFW

2012

07

Sep

Lara Stone’s Topless for Lat Magazine of the Day


Lara Stone is the new face of Calvin Klein, but more importantly, she did this topless shoot for The Last Magazine, that I think is the first issule of, in some vortex shit that confuses me, and she is fucking amazing….that’s why I follow her on instagram…and try to convince her to let me have her babies…only to be ignored…cuz girls know what is good for them….

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

06

Sep

Constance Jablonski Titties for The Last Magazine of the Day

I have posted this hot model Constance Jablonski DOING HOT PHOTOSHOOTS IN THE PAST …..She’s 21, from France, and like all amazing french chicks, she’s showing off her tits, nipples and all other things french girls start doing at young ages, like drinking, not shaving their pussies and anal on the first date….for some magazine called The Last Magazine, that may in fact be their last magazine, cuz print is dying, even when sexy girls like this show their tits in the shit….but if this is their last issue , they’ve had a good run cuz this bitch is awesome.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|NSFW

2012

06

Sep

Topless Models in 25 Magazines of the Day

Here are: Iman, Liya Kebede, Petra Nemcova, Veronika Varekova, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann, Helena Christensen, Summer Rayne Oakes, Coco Rocha, & Katharina Harf…also known as a bunch of models I can’t differentiate from each other…cuz models are a dime a fucking dozen….and all look the same I only like staring at their classy tits….cuz they are all fuckin whores trying to make a dollar with their bodies…and whether it is for fashion or fucking porn…it’s the same fucking bullshit…bullshit I like…

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2012

06

Sep

Lake Bell From How to Make It In America Titties of the DAy

The How to Make in America DVD just dropped and the pirates went nuts….probably not cuz the show is awesome….cuz I have seen it and it sucks but because Lake Bell is pretty fucking hot and I have posted her in past because of it …. I normally don’t love staring at 33 year old tits because they are usually married, fat and come with grey pubic hair that isn’t maintained due to marriage and giving up on life that comes with marriage….who cares….here are her tits that you’ve probably already seen…

Posted in:Lake Bell|NSFW

2012

05

Sep

Crystal Renn Titties for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Crystal Renn is a model I have posted before….she’s semi interesting becasue she was recruited as a fashion model at 14…only to be told she was too fat to model…leading to the highlight of her career where she was anorexic and aware that fat is evil…before deciding that embracing being fat was marketable to all the fat women out there who are on this “love your body even though you are going to die of diabetes” campaign…..that I think absolutely nothing good comes out of…and clearly either does Crystal Renn becasue she’s dropped her plus sized model weight and is back dwn to a normal size, proving that skinny is better and her fat model shit was just good for fucking busines…as is showing her tits, cuz it means she’s committed to the job….and here are the pics for Numero Tokyo.

Posted in:Crystal Renn|NSFW

2012

31

Aug

Rosie Jones Hot Tits for Nuts August 2012 Outtakes of the Day


I don’t know if Rosie Jones is fucking hot, or if she just has a great body, or if she takes a good picture, or if she’s someon I’d like or hate, because I am too busy staring at her fucking tits…

The world needs more great fucking tits that aren’t scared to show their great fucking tits for a little fame and money….

Cuz it is better than working at Wal Mart or for 10 dollars a song mother fuckers….


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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

30

Aug

Neelia Moore for Jonathan Leder of the Day


Neelia Moore is some no name model but that doesn’t mean she isn’t awesome, lovely and erotic to look at….you know the kind of girl you want to have a Disney move romance with….with less child molesting and more unrequited love that ends with her pregnant and with me trying to punch her in the stomach, whether by pretending to have a nightmare, slipping and falling, staging a car accident…anything but to pollute the world with something my cum has created….you know it is for the benefit of society right….

Posted in:Neelia Moore|NSFW

2012

28

Aug

Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|NSFW

2012

28

Aug

Sojourner Morrell Jalouse France September Sept 2012 of the Day


Lesbian hipster with uneventful tits sojourner morrell….showed her uneventful tits for Jalouse France in what was only a hot shoot if you have an equestrian fetish…you know all hard for a hot bodied rich chick on a horse or with a horse…all strong legged and capable of controlling a massive beast in riding pants and riding boots and a helmet that will protect her when she’s got her face pressed into a stable wall as you stable hand her from behind….shoveling her shit with your dick from the stall that is her asshole….if you know what I mean….

Posted in:NSFW|Sojourner Morrell

2012

27

Aug

Vanessa Paradis Topless Beach Pics of the Day


Vanessa Paradis is an old French singer who was a childstar, but more known for being the bitch who locked Johnny Depp into marriage for 15 years….and now she’s taken her single, 40 year old tits to the beach and got herself all topless, because that’s how they make bathing suits in France, and sure they’re nothing substantial, but they did probably cost Johnny Depp 100 million dollars in the divorce, so that alone makes them fucking golden….just not quite as good as Amber Heard’s tits, that Johnny Depp was willing to trade these in, and pay a serious penalty, for….

Who cares.


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Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Paradis

2012

27

Aug

Taryn Manning Hot as Shit in a Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from, but they are awesome…

There has never been a time in my life where I can remember thinking that Taryn Manning was hot..not even for a split second when experimenting with my masturbation…which is weird because I am facebook friends with her, we have chatted and usually that is enough for me to appreciate the fact that she has a vagina…but that has all changed today, because I am seeing her in these fun naughty pics, all playful and hot bodied, her hard face photoshopped wholesome, tits and ass that rock…and I think it’s time I start trying to cyber her…cuz this shit is good enough to jerk off to…when Taryn Manning usually isn’t…weird…

Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning

2012

24

Aug

Random Candice Swanepoel Nipple Photoshoot of the Day

I have no idea where or when these Candice Swanepoel pics are from….but I know that doesn’t matter because all that matters is that they exist….I like that bitch is showing her amazing nipple…all pierced like a biker lesbian without the combat boots, armpit hair, small penis syndrome, organic vegan burger with a massive fat ass that makes you wonder how fat her dyke ass would be if she wasn’t a fucking vegan….and it is glorious…and all part of my converting this site to a Candice Swanepoel fan site – cuz she’s all that matters….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2012

23

Aug

Pornstar Jessie Andrews for RonysPhotobooth of the Day

Jessie Andrews is a hipster pornster and Ronysphotobooth, check him out on instagram, has been taking pic of LA hipsters for years…..

We are actually homies and some times we sext…no homo…

When I saw these awesome, hot, amazing pics of this Jessie Andrews bitch who looks 11 but who isn’t 11, and who is instead over 18 and a google search away from being throat fucked ….

I had no choice but to promote his photographic genius…and her tight, child like ass, that if you google search actual has HIPSTER BUSH AND A PORN CAREER real TWEENS aren’t allowed to have because that is the law….

This ass is the kind of thing you can chip a tooth on and go to jail for….if you try to re-create this at home with a similar bodied girl….and HotNewShit.com is where you’ll find more of Rony’s amazing.

Posted in:Jessie Andrews|NSFW

2012

22

Aug

Grimes New Video and Some Tit Licking – Girl Kissing of the Day

Grimes is some producer and performer from Canada, who apparenly lives or lived in the same city as me and who I didn’t seduce with my charm enough in efforts to ride her wave to fame…You know, K-Fedding her after she becomes huge, remembering me as her old friend from before she was famous after fame broke her down….but I am unaware of these things when it matters….

I catch wind of shit after the ship has sailed and bitch has already become overhyped, cuz I know she’s blowing the fuck up on the indie music scene, we’re talking rockstar status, invited to all the big events, annoying……

I’ve heard her album a few times, and even if it isn’t my normal music I masturbate to since I prefer the sound silence, not the song, but the actual sound of silence

….but she’s good…. not as good as she is at licking tits at a party….and tonguing a girl….but good none the less.

Here are some pics of her licking titties….and if that’s not good enough for you, you can watch her new video….she’s doing some fan boy shit and looks good….but I prefer the dyke behavior…and posting the pics is the kind of shit that will get me beat up locally by the lesbians…

Who cares. It is all good marketing. More importantly…I’m just posting pics, it’s not like I took them or posed for them….it’s all on you….you grimey bitch.

On a sidenote, these may not be pics of Grimes…someone emailed me and said they were, but I have facial recognition blindness.

Posted in:Grimes|NSFW