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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

07

Nov

Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…

Posted in:Mona Johannesson|NSFW

2012

06

Nov

Danielle Sharp Lingerie and Tits for NUTS of the Day


Danielle Sharp and the other Glamour Models who I used to ignore…represent the only thing that is fucking honest in the industry of babes in magazines…they are just tapping into the core of what matters in our society….and more importantly…in humanity…which is the fucking tits…and the willingness to show them off for fame….

They are like strippers…but more respected…with more of an audience…that bring us our basic needs without the bullshit…cuz they don’t think they are anything more than what they are…you know never too good to be softcore…cuz ultimately…it is just tits…but those tits…represent freedom….

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

06

Nov

Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal…

Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush…

I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick…

But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her.

All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW

2012

05

Nov

Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day


Gabriella Toth is a nude model who you won’t find much on if you google her…and she is modeling nude in a magazine called fART that I am posting because I like naked girls….especially when they are combined with something called fART cuz I find fART funny…especially when it stands for Fashion & Art….when they probably should re-worked their name into something I little less frat boy….but maybe that’s the “irony” of the whole thing…you see cuz fashion people are obnoxious cunts like that….and Gabriella Toth is hiding her cunt in their magazine…and that is really what matters.

Posted in:Gabriella Toth|NSFW

2012

05

Nov

Piper Perabo in Loopers Thanks To Korean Pirates of the Day

Coyote Ugly girl is showing off some perky lil titties… rockin’ ass….a dozen years later…because skinny, flat chested woman always grow up to be older girls you’d be willing to fuck…even if the date on their birth certificate makes you want to throw the fuck up….cuz skinny girls generally gain their old lady fat in all the right places…while young girls with their fat in all the right places…just end up fat…

This is a bootlegged clip from Loopers that some Korean’s obviously stole…and that I am posting as free advertising for the movie Looper…cuz if there is more of this in it…then it must be worth seeing in the theaters at full price…

Posted in:NSFW|Piper Perabo

2012

05

Nov

Chantal Jones from America’s Next Top Model Nude of the Day

These pictures were emailed to me. I have no idea when they were taken or really who they are taken of…I just know they are of a naked or half naked…or pretty fucking naked girl named Chantal Jones…who thanks to Wikipedia I have learned the essentials….like that she was born in 1988 Austin Texas and that she is from America’s Next Top Model….and that she had a guest star role on The Bold and the Beautiful in 2008 that changed the game for the Bold and the Beautiful forever….or that she appeared on Fashion TV…Three Whole times…..before being in the Black Eyed Peas music video “I Gotta a Feeling”….a Bar Mitzvah classic….that after doing the background research on her…I realize the real essentials is that she models fucking naked….that’s all that matters. Here are the pics….from some Unknown shoot.

Posted in:Chantal Jones|NSFW

2012

02

Nov

Kate Moss Topless in Vanity Fair of the Day

The nice thing about Kate Moss is that along with her rockstar lifestyle…comes a willingness to get naked all the fucking time…whether it is for free or paid…making these Vanity Fair pics…from an article that talk about her Johnny Depp obsession and her depression at 17…amongst other shit we don’t give a fuck about cuz we all have problems and we aren’t as rich and good looking as this cunt…so as far as I’m concerned she’s got it fucking made….

Here are the pics

Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2012

02

Nov

Valerija Kelava for Mixt(e) of the Day


No idea who Valerija Kelava….but her name is pretty American sounding so I am gonna assume she’s from the Midwest, her dad is a car sales man, her mom a house wife…they have a suburban bungalow and she went to public school, where she dated the quarterback….and shopped at WalMart….where she was recruited to show her pussy for fashion….and decided to do it cuz it was better than working the local diner….and because it had nothing to do with trying to get her fucking green card…cuz she’s fucking American born and bred….and who fucking cares about her story…when you can just stare at her pussy.

Posted in:NSFW|Valerija Kelava

2012

31

Oct

Alexi Wasser Nipples in a Bra of the Day

Alexi Wasser is some 31 year old actor who I may never heard of…because I don’t live in LA and I am not a scenester…and her major roles include being “Female Student” in Art School Confidential…..apparently she’s on that HBO shit Girls about fat hipsters getting laid….but I don’t watch that shit….but more importantly….she was in PURPLE flashing her bra, showing nipple, while being pretty cute, even for a 31 year old doing it…and that’s why I’m posting her…cuz fun girls are the best girls.

Posted in:Alexi Wasser|NSFW

2012

31

Oct

Throwback Lara Stone Nude Photoshoot of the Day


The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere.

These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits…

If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE

I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

30

Oct

Rosie Jones and Other Glamour Models in some 2013 Calendar Outtakes of the Day

So Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sam Cooke, India Reynolds, Kelly Hall and Emily O’Hara and other interchangeable, yet equally lovely Glamour models, who get paid, probably very little cuz it comes with fame, to get topless…..and I am posting it cuz this is how Halloween is done, even though this isn’t for Halloween, but that’s just it…get slutty and in costume every fucking day, not just for a weekend or week in October…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it doesn’t matter…but here are topless pics of some Glamour models…and they are amazing…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

29

Oct

Anja Rubik Titties in Vogue France of the Day

Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….at least that’s what I’m getting out of this fashion shoot…but then again maybe I’m looking into this from a totally distorted perspective….maybe since this is Vogue…she’s not actually paid to show her tits…she’s paid to show off clothes…the tits are just accidental or used to accentuate the clothes…that must be it….but I’ll just focus on the tits.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|NSFW

2012

29

Oct

Zosia Nowak Model Tits for Elle Greece of the Day

You have probably never heard of Zosia Nowak and either have I….probably because she’s a 20 year old model…pretty new to the game…from Poland and working out of Greece…the land that invented modern anal sex facilitated with olive oil lubricant…because if you throw a little spice, cucumber, tomato and feta in the mix…you got your*self a good cum and shit filled salad…nutritious and delicious….and it is not even gay if it is with your old male philosopher teacher…it is considered and honor…this is Sparta motherfucker….and this post has nothing to do with the issue at hand…and that issue is that Zosia…my favorite model out of Greece…and not only because she is the only model out of Greece I know…but also because she’s willing to show nipple for fashion and fashion without nipple isn’t fashion at all….Am I right or am I right?

Posted in:NSFW|Zosia Nowak

2012

29

Oct

Nettie Harris Hairy “It” Girl for Terry Richardson of the Day

I didn’t know who Nettie Harris was, so I googled her and saw that she was getting some play….people were talking about her…and she posed nude….so watched this video interview to get a better grasp of who she is…..not because I finnd her hot or because I like girls who don’t shave their armpits…but because I find that disgusting…and the fact that a girl doing something so disgusting is getting ahead or attention based on that….fascinates me….it’s some real hipster shit….

Here’s that interview with her…..

Here are some pics of her….shot by Terry Richardson….that are helping put her hair fucking ass on the map…

I didn’t watch the whole interview…so I still don’t know who the fuck she is….I just know she’s got serious bush….and there’s nothing more erotic than cumming all over a serious bush….it is a fetish of mine…ever since bald pussy equated to Jersey Shore and Kardashians in my mind.

Posted in:Nettie Harris|NSFW

2012

25

Oct

Melissa Debling Naked Housework for Zoo of the Day

My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….

Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW