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Archive for the NSFW Category

2013

18

Mar

Shiri Appleby’s Alleged Nude Photo of the Day

This is some big news for the virgin losers of the world…. SHIRI APPLEBY ….may be promoting herself by releasing nude pics…and this may be one of those nude pics….cuz nude pics get people excited, they represent the hooker ethics and morals of a celebrity…or a girl who wants to be a celebrity…..while not damaging their careers if it is presented the right way….in fact…I don’t think it ever damages careers…cuz we wanna see all these TARTS naked….

Now if you’re like me, you have no idea who Shiri Appleby is….but let me bring you up to speed….she’s currently PREGNANT and in her bikini …..she was on a show called Roswell that every socially awkward weirdo I know watched…..and now she’s a guest star on Chicago Fires…and here she is or someone who looks like her….trying to get some male attention…cuz pregnancy…always makes girls feel undesirable…especically when they are struggling actors..

Posted in:NSFW|Shiri Appleby

2013

18

Mar

Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist…

So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home….

I’m into it….

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW

2013

18

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Amazing Tits for 25 Magazine of the Day

Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear.

It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|NSFW

2013

15

Mar

Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder Topless for his Movie of the Day

My man Jonathan Leder, a photographer I think I’ve spoken to at least once, while trying to seduce his models on Instagram, girls who are amazing, and who pull off this vintage erotica thing for him really well….one who has gone onto do Playboy and another who calls me out everytime we cross internet paths….and now this one, Amy Hood, who I’ve never heard of, but who is the main star of his movie…that you can see the trailer of below….

The guy is fucking talent, he’s going places, and he’s bringing hotness I am into…making it a no brainer for me to support, promote and try to hang out with him for the chance to produce his movies and hold his models’ hands….

Here are the pics…The only flaw in all this is that she doesn’t have bush…

Posted in:Amy Hood|NSFW

2013

15

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I tried to pay a homeless guy 5 dollars to throw a pie in Arianny Celestes face…but we couldn’t find her….so I just let him eat the pie…I am a hero….tell your friends…

Posted in:NSFW

2013

14

Mar

Zippora Seven in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Zippora Seven is not that famous of a model, but she is from New Zealand and I can assume that having more than 10 people knowing who you are makes you the most famous person in New Zealand….but I could be wrong….

The people who do know who she is, know that she’s famous for modeling nude when she was 16 which is illegal but not illegal enough to get the magazine publisher arrested for kiddie porn, but illegal enough to start scandal….because it’s fashion and art people, and fashion and art makes it ok….at least that was their loop hole….

But starting at 16 makes her a child prodigy in nude modeling…and ike all prodigies…she’s excelled at it…and kept the talent going…I mean it put her in the map…so why change something that works….you know really show the world her nude modeling expertise….

Here are her top 4 Topless shoots….

4- SOME UNKNOWN YET AMAZING NUDE SHOOT

3- NAKED FOR DEREK HENDERSON

2- NAKED FOR RUSSH MAGAZINE

1- NAKED FOR L’OFFICIEL UKRAINE

Here she is continuing with those titties in this unknown shoot…and she’s amazing…

Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven

2013

14

Mar

Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model…I mean normally they stick to being topless and “cute” and not topless and pornstars…but I guess it is juer her getting in character for the shoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn cuz stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked….who is in magazines that are one step away from being porn mags…but that keep panties on so that they aren’t considered porn mags….but instead LAD MAGS…and ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but with all these glamour models…her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big…when you’re built like this it’s easy.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW

2013

14

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but here are some babes to look at while I sleep this off…because nothing is better than a failed masturbation session when comin’ home drunk…to babes far more substantial than the one in your bed…and the one you just paid 10 dollars to play with your penis in the bar bathroom….

Posted in:NSFW

2013

13

Mar

Rosie Jones Does Page 360 of the Day

Rosie Jones may be average at best….you know with her non existent ass…her short…uneventful legs….her face that is a barely even pretty when made up….but she strips down and shows her tits for magazines….proving that anyone who is willing to show their tits can make…and will get fans….and maybe even a footballer of a husband / retirement plan…because she proves that all it takes to be celebrated…is toplessness….and that is today’s life lesson…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones