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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

18

Sep

Paula Bertolini Tit for Glamour of the Day

Paula Bertolini is a skinny model and she’s naked for some fashion photoshoot that you know was scripted in the office of some pretentious art director who thought he had a vision…a revolutionary, artistic vision that will redefine fashion as we know it, or at least that’s how he pitched this, cuz recycled, repetitive, bullshit trash with a few nipples in it to keep it edgy enough for people to talk about it like it’s more than just mass produced bullshit, doesn’t sell the creative team as well…

I’ve never heard of her, but I’ve seen her naked and I like it…..cuz she’s not fat.

Posted in:NSFW|Paula Bertolini

2012

17

Sep

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of a ridiculous Katy Perry upskirt are recent, but I do know they are ridiculous….not because her ass is really on blast….fully fucking out there on display like she might as well shouldn’t be wearing pants or more importantly let midgets follow her up stairs…but because there is no way this is her ass…

I don’t know much, but I know Katy Perry’ss lower body is thick, sloppy and vile….and I don’t care how extended her legs and ass are…or if she’s flexing….she’s a dump truck of a woman and this ass is not hers…and if it is it has been photoshooped harder than all the dick it’s had cum in it when selling her soul for her career…..

The weird thing in all this is that like I dog…I want to sniff it.

Posted in:Katy Perry|NSFW

2012

17

Sep

Kate Moss’ Thick Old Tired Body has a Nipple Flash of the Day

Kate Moss is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 20 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model….

I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, if not appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs….but for some reason I want to smell Kate Moss’ genitals to try to experience where the places it has been..

She’s fantastic…but more importantly always flashing her model nipples…even when she doesn’t look like she’s thrown the towel in like she does today….making her always fun.

She’s awesome.

Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2012

17

Sep

The Naked Chick from Boardwalk Empire Premiere of the Day


I only watch one show on TV and that show is Boardwalk Empire. I am not sure if it has much to do with the acting or storyline, because I always end up falling asleep, as much as it has to do with the era of whores, booze, bootleggers and luxury….or maybe I just like seeing girls with grown out bushes in nude scenes trying to make it.

Her name is Meg Chambers Steedle, she is the new mistress, she is topless, dressed in 1920s gear, with 1920s natural tits and she’s lovely.

I love this throwback vintage Americana shit…

Posted in:Boardwalk Empire|HBOobs|NSFW

2012

14

Sep

Kate Middleton Alleged Topless Tanning Pics that Look Pretty Topless of the Day

Kate Middleton is some middle class whore who was hired by the Royal Family to be the future Queen as a marketing stunt for the Royal Family, because lets face it they were losing their brand image….and having her spoke to the public in a way that got them hits…views and a televised wedding….

Even she didn’t really love the Prince, he’s a fucking prince, pretty top dog in her social scene or possiblities of people to get knocked up by, it is really just logic….and I wouldn’t call her a whore for it….all girls make themseleves love men who come with opportunity…

And like a whore, here she is in some topless pics, tanning like every girl should, a leader to us all, because after selling your soul to the devil isn’t all that bad, but you still don’t want to have fucking tan lines, especially not when in France where topless is allowed and the paparazzi watch….the same paparazzi that can leave you dead in a Tunnel….RIP Princess Diana…..

All this to say, these pics were in Closer magazine and they shoulda been closer…I like my tanning pics with more spread labia…and she’s unevnentful…sure she may be skinny, her ass may be ok, but here tits aren’t that rockin’….and here are the pics…we need more Pippa….she’s the real bottom feeder in the family trying to get noticed and stand out from her sister’s shadow…and that makes her more fun.


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Posted in:Kate Middleton|NSFW

2012

13

Sep

Melissa Debling Hot Tits for Zoo Magazine of the Day

Melissa Debling has a rockin’ set of tits….she’s some Glamour Model I’ve never heard of, but I don’t really keep track of these strippers, even though you think I would, because they are all willing to go topless as that is the foundation or basis of their skills and talents…It almost amazese me that these girls exist, you know that they look in the mirror and say “I have great tits, I must share said tits with the world, and monetize my life with these tits, cuz someone will see I have the tits that it takes and the eagerness to show them but not as a stripper cuz that’s tacky and gross”…..in some backwards big titty logic that makes little sense to me….but that doesn’t have to make sense…cuz we are all God’s Children and we are all allowed to have life dreams, goals, ambition, and if showing are tits is a part of that…than I’ll gladly watch….

Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW

2012

13

Sep

Allison Pill “Accidental” Topless Pic of the Day

I have never heard of Allison Pill, but apparently she’s on the show The Newsroom and apparently she accidentally thought she Alison she was sending her topless pic in a private message to her boyfriend Jay Baruchel….

I can related, I hate dealing with a scandal that arises when I accidentally post dick picsto Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, that I thought I was sending to a girl I sext…I hate how text messaging and twitter, facebook and twitter are so much alike…

It’s called a self initiated “notice the bitch” situation…and now…she will forever be the girl who pretended she was too retarded to use twitter and cell phones…in efforts to get people buzzing about her…

What it comes down to is that it is just a hipster tit…and there’s little exciting about that….unless you’re drunk on Pabst and sticking your dick in it’s massive fashionable bush…

Who cares….maybe her 300 facebook fans…..Canadians are such fucking whores.

Posted in:Allison Pill|NSFW

2012

12

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Nice Titties for HUGE of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty in her rockin’ Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values and hard work, Down with the USSR, first in space travel, Rationed Bread line limited food, good genes cuz the weak died off before the Fall of Communism allowing her to avoid the mafia run Sex Trade body…..

A body she’s not scared to show off naked in fashion shoots…cuz it is sure fucking better than making Borscht in the back of some sex club when not washing old communist party leader semen out of her vagina now that she’s too old to be properly utilized in the human sex trade…..you know a den mother at 25….but instead she whores herself out in a more glamorous, socially accepted way….Gettin Paid…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2012

12

Sep

Seren Gibson Hot for Front of the Day

This is a hot All American, Hipstered Out photoshoot for Front magazine, featuiring all things American, like tits, coke, donuts, beer, pizza, flags, stars and stripes and fucking, even though it is for a UK magazine and features UK pussy..which would be considered mocking or racist if they were a bunch of blacks in white face, or a bunch of whites dressed like mexicans with Donkeys, but because there is a naked stripper turned Glamour Model in it, it is all ok…I mean she could be drowning puppies and someone would be jerking off to it…and that someone is you.

Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson

2012

12

Sep

Danica Thrall Lesbian Scene of the Day

There was a news story that came out the other day about some bitch named Danica Thrall who is supposed to be some reality star from Big Brother or some shit, that I assume is big in the UK, cuz I’ve never heard of her, but more importantly because she has that fake tit Glamor Model look….and since I’ve never heard of her, I also assume she’s probably leaked this story herself cuz this is how girls get famous these days..and really I don’t even know if this bitch is her, since I didn’t look into it, but I’ll just assume that it is….enjoy this softcore implant hustle that bores me…..if this is how lesbians actually fuck, no wonder they are so angry.

Posted in:Danica Thrall|NSFW|Videos

2012

07

Sep

Jasmine Lennard Celeb Big Brother Leaked Nude of the Day

Jasmine Lennard is some UK celebrity who people in the UK probably don’t consider a celebrity, becasue all she’s really done is big brother…but she does have wikipedia page so that must mean something…more importantly…she recently had a nude pic of her leaked to twitter that she is now publicly fighting….even though it is safe to say that she was the one involved in the picture in the first place…mainly because she is in the fucking thing…and now one would really even notice the shit got leaked if she wasn’t being a fucking annoyance about it….I guess that’s what happens when you are a rich bitch with a ririch father and a Chanel model mother who probably resented you you’re entire life for ruining their fun and being annoying…hence why she’s using her resources to achieve this Kim Kardashian level of bullshit fame…without even releasing a video…when everyone knows this is the video era…you aren’t shit unless dick is in your mouth in motion….

The funniest thing is that shee has a kid with Shifty from Crazytown, the crackhead who was on all the rehab shows….who hasn’t done shit in a decade and who can barely afford a pot to piss in after his one-hit-wonder fizzled out….

Awesome strategy on her party….let’s have a kid with the poor drug addict who was once famous…..I guess the good news is she’s got a nice lookin pussy from this angle…meaty in the good way not the mangled rape victim hacked up way….

Either way, she’s a good girl. I like the way she plays.

Posted in:Jasmine Lennard|NSFW

2012

07

Sep

Purple Magazine’s Naked Hipsters Shot By Terry Richardson Fashion Porn of the Day

Here are: Ali Michael, Agatha Moreira, Ashika Pratt, Charlie Paille,
Clara Settje, Emily Van Raay, Hannah, Iggy Igumenova, Jade McSorley, Kristel van Valkenhoef, Lauren Buys, Melinda Radar, Nadya Panchenko, Neelia Moore, Samantha York, Sara Sampaio, Staz Lindes, Stella Maxwell, Stephanie Cam and Tessa Vander Weyden

Some of the topless, all of the no names trying to get noticed, who jumped at the chance to be shot by Terry Richardson for a high profile fashion mag….and I don’t know who is who, because they probably don’t know who is who, but I do know who is doing a decent job of this model shit, and that’s the topless ones, cuz topless really separates the serious ones from the garbage….sure not all these girls are hot, not all of them have great tits, but I like their spirit….they have the right attitude…

Posted in:NSFW|Purple Magazine

2012

07

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis is Hot and Showing Nipple for Max Italy of the Day

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is amazing….proving that once a groupie whore, always a whore, cuz whores know how to work it and whores know how to get what they want without using much more than their tits, ass and pussy, and I like that she’s managed to increase her profile, just by inserting a dick in her…if only shoving random things in my ass would make me famous or high profile…no homo….girls have it easy…all it takes is having a vagina and this bitch looks hot as fuck.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|NSFW

2012

07

Sep

Lara Stone’s Topless for Lat Magazine of the Day


Lara Stone is the new face of Calvin Klein, but more importantly, she did this topless shoot for The Last Magazine, that I think is the first issule of, in some vortex shit that confuses me, and she is fucking amazing….that’s why I follow her on instagram…and try to convince her to let me have her babies…only to be ignored…cuz girls know what is good for them….

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

06

Sep

Constance Jablonski Titties for The Last Magazine of the Day

I have posted this hot model Constance Jablonski DOING HOT PHOTOSHOOTS IN THE PAST …..She’s 21, from France, and like all amazing french chicks, she’s showing off her tits, nipples and all other things french girls start doing at young ages, like drinking, not shaving their pussies and anal on the first date….for some magazine called The Last Magazine, that may in fact be their last magazine, cuz print is dying, even when sexy girls like this show their tits in the shit….but if this is their last issue , they’ve had a good run cuz this bitch is awesome.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|NSFW