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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

09

Nov

Danielle Sharp, Bryony Morgana & Gabriella for Front Magazine of the Day

I love Glamour Girls…they aren’t all that hot…but the way they move is…they could be the assuming girl in the back of the bus you don’t fucking notice…but instead they choose to be this…a choice that puts them on the map…and in our hearts…and all they have to do is show a little ass and titty…and that…as far as I am concerned is fantastic…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

08

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown….

Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

Posted in:NSFW|Rita Ora

2012

08

Nov

Camille Rowe Hot Photoshoot By Pam Hanson of the Day

Camille Rowe …is a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no nudity clause in her fucking contract…like she was Megan Fox…cuz nudity….as far as I am concerned is the test of how much you want success…

Camille Rowe wins.

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Posted in:Camille Rowe|NSFW

2012

07

Nov

Ashley Smith Topless Shoot of the Day

Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth…

I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING

Here she is in this unknown shoot….

Posted in:Ashley Smith|NSFW

2012

07

Nov

Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…

Posted in:Mona Johannesson|NSFW

2012

06

Nov

Danielle Sharp Lingerie and Tits for NUTS of the Day


Danielle Sharp and the other Glamour Models who I used to ignore…represent the only thing that is fucking honest in the industry of babes in magazines…they are just tapping into the core of what matters in our society….and more importantly…in humanity…which is the fucking tits…and the willingness to show them off for fame….

They are like strippers…but more respected…with more of an audience…that bring us our basic needs without the bullshit…cuz they don’t think they are anything more than what they are…you know never too good to be softcore…cuz ultimately…it is just tits…but those tits…represent freedom….

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

06

Nov

Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal…

Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush…

I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick…

But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her.

All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW

2012

05

Nov

Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day


Gabriella Toth is a nude model who you won’t find much on if you google her…and she is modeling nude in a magazine called fART that I am posting because I like naked girls….especially when they are combined with something called fART cuz I find fART funny…especially when it stands for Fashion & Art….when they probably should re-worked their name into something I little less frat boy….but maybe that’s the “irony” of the whole thing…you see cuz fashion people are obnoxious cunts like that….and Gabriella Toth is hiding her cunt in their magazine…and that is really what matters.

Posted in:Gabriella Toth|NSFW

2012

05

Nov

Piper Perabo in Loopers Thanks To Korean Pirates of the Day

Coyote Ugly girl is showing off some perky lil titties… rockin’ ass….a dozen years later…because skinny, flat chested woman always grow up to be older girls you’d be willing to fuck…even if the date on their birth certificate makes you want to throw the fuck up….cuz skinny girls generally gain their old lady fat in all the right places…while young girls with their fat in all the right places…just end up fat…

This is a bootlegged clip from Loopers that some Korean’s obviously stole…and that I am posting as free advertising for the movie Looper…cuz if there is more of this in it…then it must be worth seeing in the theaters at full price…

Posted in:NSFW|Piper Perabo

2012

05

Nov

Chantal Jones from America’s Next Top Model Nude of the Day

These pictures were emailed to me. I have no idea when they were taken or really who they are taken of…I just know they are of a naked or half naked…or pretty fucking naked girl named Chantal Jones…who thanks to Wikipedia I have learned the essentials….like that she was born in 1988 Austin Texas and that she is from America’s Next Top Model….and that she had a guest star role on The Bold and the Beautiful in 2008 that changed the game for the Bold and the Beautiful forever….or that she appeared on Fashion TV…Three Whole times…..before being in the Black Eyed Peas music video “I Gotta a Feeling”….a Bar Mitzvah classic….that after doing the background research on her…I realize the real essentials is that she models fucking naked….that’s all that matters. Here are the pics….from some Unknown shoot.

Posted in:Chantal Jones|NSFW

2012

02

Nov

Kate Moss Topless in Vanity Fair of the Day

The nice thing about Kate Moss is that along with her rockstar lifestyle…comes a willingness to get naked all the fucking time…whether it is for free or paid…making these Vanity Fair pics…from an article that talk about her Johnny Depp obsession and her depression at 17…amongst other shit we don’t give a fuck about cuz we all have problems and we aren’t as rich and good looking as this cunt…so as far as I’m concerned she’s got it fucking made….

Here are the pics

Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2012

02

Nov

Valerija Kelava for Mixt(e) of the Day


No idea who Valerija Kelava….but her name is pretty American sounding so I am gonna assume she’s from the Midwest, her dad is a car sales man, her mom a house wife…they have a suburban bungalow and she went to public school, where she dated the quarterback….and shopped at WalMart….where she was recruited to show her pussy for fashion….and decided to do it cuz it was better than working the local diner….and because it had nothing to do with trying to get her fucking green card…cuz she’s fucking American born and bred….and who fucking cares about her story…when you can just stare at her pussy.

Posted in:NSFW|Valerija Kelava

2012

31

Oct

Alexi Wasser Nipples in a Bra of the Day

Alexi Wasser is some 31 year old actor who I may never heard of…because I don’t live in LA and I am not a scenester…and her major roles include being “Female Student” in Art School Confidential…..apparently she’s on that HBO shit Girls about fat hipsters getting laid….but I don’t watch that shit….but more importantly….she was in PURPLE flashing her bra, showing nipple, while being pretty cute, even for a 31 year old doing it…and that’s why I’m posting her…cuz fun girls are the best girls.

Posted in:Alexi Wasser|NSFW

2012

31

Oct

Throwback Lara Stone Nude Photoshoot of the Day


The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere.

These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits…

If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE

I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

30

Oct

Rosie Jones and Other Glamour Models in some 2013 Calendar Outtakes of the Day

So Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sam Cooke, India Reynolds, Kelly Hall and Emily O’Hara and other interchangeable, yet equally lovely Glamour models, who get paid, probably very little cuz it comes with fame, to get topless…..and I am posting it cuz this is how Halloween is done, even though this isn’t for Halloween, but that’s just it…get slutty and in costume every fucking day, not just for a weekend or week in October…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it doesn’t matter…but here are topless pics of some Glamour models…and they are amazing…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones