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2013
26
Apr
Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day
If you read this site, you will know, that I hate celebrity bitches and love model bitches, because celebrity bitches are generally not that hot, have superiority complexes, you know egos from everyone sucking up to them, attitude and teams of people, when they don’t deserve any of that….while models, they are just hot, usually given the opportunity randomly, and are just rollin’ with it having a good time, taking all the opportunity that comes their way, while most importantly, still showing off their titties like a stripper to really excel. The fashion industry is the one industry where tits come with 10,000 dollar shoes, and for some reason, that speaks to me, mainly cuz the girls aren’t porn gutter trash, but instead lovely angels sent from tall girl heaven, who along with showing their titties aren’t fat, cuz I hate fat chicks.
So it doesn’t matter who Edita Vilkeviciute is, it matter that she is….you liked that didn’t you?
Here’s some high concept- full of nipple….amazing…model…nipple…
(2 of the titty pics are from May’s Vogue Paris, I am sure you care)
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW
2013
26
Apr
Demi Moore’s Monster Nipple Lives of the Day
It’s good to know, that after years of surgery, 90 year old Demi Moore, still has her nipple. It hasn’t fallen off due to too much tinkering….actually, I could have gone on the rest of my life without knowing that, because Demi Moore, despite having sex with young people, is a monster, in a world where there are so many nipples that aren’t loosely attached to monsters, she’s pretty much obsolete and outdated and was never even hot. She’s the Motorola Razr of pussy in an Smart Phone world….Enjoy.
Posted in:Demi Moore|NSFW
2013
26
Apr
Seren Gibson and Tamsin in Front UK of the Day
I make fun of tacky, trashy Glamour models all the time, not because I don’t like what they do, you know modeling them titties, but because they are cheesy as fuck. You know like strippers at an after hours party, showing off their stupid tits, while high on MDMA, flashing their panties, with a bunch of dudes on steroids. You know, just garbage…
But it seems like Front UK has figured it out, they get regular looking girls, just like ALTERNATIVE chicks who look like they drink pitchers of beer, posing in band shirts, with a certain element of realness to it…rather than Glamour shoots, this shit is just hot topless with everyday girls, and I appreciate that, because the “Glamour” part of “Glamour” models is a fucking joke, let’s keep things true to their core, girls showing tits, that’s all we need.
Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson|Tamsin
2013
25
Apr
Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day
I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot.
It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
24
Apr
Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day
Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl….
I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.
Posted in:NSFW|Penelope Cruz
2013
24
Apr
This Week in Page 3 Girls of the Day
Here are some Page 3 girls for this week, so far. We’ve got Rosie Jones on April 22. We’ve got Danni Wells on the 23. We’ve got Rosie Jones again on the 23. We’ve got Emily O’Hara on the 24. We’ve go no one for Monday or Friday. We’ve got an asshole blogger who doesn’t care about these glamour models with daddy issues posing topless for attention to be low level stars in the UK in a shoot that was probably done over the course of a day last year for the year, making these titties not as current as they pretend to be based on the date of the paper, but you know what, they are still tits and for that they deserve our attention, just not our respect.
2013
23
Apr
Lucy Pinder is Topless for her Website in Video of the Day
Hey this Lucy Pinder girl’s got some tits on. Tits that she’s been smart enough to use to make money for herself in what is an obvious, yet amazing hustle. But there are still busty girls out there, who want to get ahead, but who aren’t doing the topless shoots to get there, which blows my fucking mind. It is like they want to have a shitty office or bar job to complain about, instead of taking their average looks nad making them great by taking off their fucking shirt…not that Lucy Pinder has average looks, I mean watching this video, I think I’m in love and unlike most men, I’m so desensitized, I barely even notice her tits, I’m strictly looking in her eyes, I’m a romantic like that….motherfucker’s I’m singing love songs to my computer screen right now….I can learn to love again.
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2013
23
Apr
The World’s Best Boobs According to NUTS of the Day
Nuts brings the hard hitting journalism with their World’s Best Boobs issue. The best boobs being based solely on girls who they have taken pics of, or who work for them, with a few other trash cans in the mix, in what I can assure you are not the World’s Best Boobs in any way, but instead a worthless list, used to sell copies, to their low grade readership of retard bros, who live their mindless blue collar lives, with their fat useless wives.
But that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna post their list, because shit, any boob list, even if full of shit, skewed and a lie, still have boobs, and I’m a mindless blie collar with a fat wife, so it speaks to me.
I’m just aware of how ridiculous this feature is. It is on par with CNN’s coverage of any and all news events, you know thanks to being a tabloid owned by the government and all…
I mean any list that includes Aubrey O’Day and Kim Kardashian in it loses all credibility…
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2013
22
Apr
The Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics if You Care of the Day
Playboy are insane, not because of their horrible choice in girls to feature in their magazines, I mean even their Playmates are on some gutter level, unlike the prestige and hotness they once had. I mean there was a time when celebs would line up to be in this shit, but those days are long gone….now, like all print magazines, they bottom feed.
Playboy are insane, because of their legal team, who I am sure will email me in an hour to takes these down.
Who knows, maybe they’ll even sue.
Which is funny, considering these Tamara Ecclestone, billionaire heiress naked is so not worth even noticing, the only semi-interesting thing about it is the psychology of a girl who has everything, getting naked on because the one thing she wants is attention and to be seen as a sex symbol, cuz you can’t buy that shit….
I’m just bummed you can only see a little lip, I like my pussy with spread asshole
Posted in:NSFW|Tamara Ecclestone
2013
22
Apr
Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day
Here is Glamour model Rosie Jones posing in a photoshoot for NUTS magazine that reminds me of some romance shit, like when a 50 year old woman decides to compete with the porn her husband has chosen over her, by hitting up a cheesy photo studio in the mall, with fabric draped off the walls, a photo school drop out with a camera, and a woman who has lost her spirit, but who keeps on trying….only this is the Glamour Model, equally sad story, but with her whole life ahead of her, and a marriage that will probably be with a soccer player and far more luxurious….
Here are them there titty pics, all romantic and shit, like a strip club lap dance room, the picture version.
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones