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Archive for the NSFW Category

2012

29

Oct

Anja Rubik Titties in Vogue France of the Day

Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….at least that’s what I’m getting out of this fashion shoot…but then again maybe I’m looking into this from a totally distorted perspective….maybe since this is Vogue…she’s not actually paid to show her tits…she’s paid to show off clothes…the tits are just accidental or used to accentuate the clothes…that must be it….but I’ll just focus on the tits.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|NSFW

2012

29

Oct

Zosia Nowak Model Tits for Elle Greece of the Day

You have probably never heard of Zosia Nowak and either have I….probably because she’s a 20 year old model…pretty new to the game…from Poland and working out of Greece…the land that invented modern anal sex facilitated with olive oil lubricant…because if you throw a little spice, cucumber, tomato and feta in the mix…you got your*self a good cum and shit filled salad…nutritious and delicious….and it is not even gay if it is with your old male philosopher teacher…it is considered and honor…this is Sparta motherfucker….and this post has nothing to do with the issue at hand…and that issue is that Zosia…my favorite model out of Greece…and not only because she is the only model out of Greece I know…but also because she’s willing to show nipple for fashion and fashion without nipple isn’t fashion at all….Am I right or am I right?

Posted in:NSFW|Zosia Nowak

2012

29

Oct

Nettie Harris Hairy “It” Girl for Terry Richardson of the Day

I didn’t know who Nettie Harris was, so I googled her and saw that she was getting some play….people were talking about her…and she posed nude….so watched this video interview to get a better grasp of who she is…..not because I finnd her hot or because I like girls who don’t shave their armpits…but because I find that disgusting…and the fact that a girl doing something so disgusting is getting ahead or attention based on that….fascinates me….it’s some real hipster shit….

Here’s that interview with her…..

Here are some pics of her….shot by Terry Richardson….that are helping put her hair fucking ass on the map…

I didn’t watch the whole interview…so I still don’t know who the fuck she is….I just know she’s got serious bush….and there’s nothing more erotic than cumming all over a serious bush….it is a fetish of mine…ever since bald pussy equated to Jersey Shore and Kardashians in my mind.

Posted in:Nettie Harris|NSFW

2012

25

Oct

Melissa Debling Naked Housework for Zoo of the Day

My days are not complete unless I rip off a photo set from one of the UK Lad mags I am amazed actually exist and that people actually buy….even though I am not amazed the models exist…cuz there are naughty, exhibitionist, slutty girls everywhere that just need a little coaxing and proding and promises of fame and fortune to objectify themselves in the best kind of way…..naked and topless….this coulda been a stripper or a school teacher or a pornstar…but instead she’s a housewife…just cleaning up the house properly…unless of course these are staged…in which case I feel lied to……but here are the pics anwyay…cuz a girl looking like this cleaning your house, even if she’s faking it is amazing…while your wife cleaning your house dressed like this is a scary fucking disgusting mess you’d like to avoid…making this all the better fantasy….cuz you know real hot girls date guys who can afford to pay someone to do the cleaning and they only get naked for the pool boy….

Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW

2012

24

Oct

Alice Goodwin Naked for Zoo of the Day


I don’t know why I ever hated on Glamour Models…because Glamour Models are amazing.

They are the vehicle for busty girls on the fence about getting topless to pretend they are international models…you know the kind of girl who would otherwise be working as a bartender cockteasing all night….instead of stripping where she belongs…cuz stripping is below her…faced with the fame of being a Glamour Model…that can’t be refused…

So I get to see their tits, that I’d never otherwise see, and they are always worth looking at, as tits tend to be….they get to pretend they are important or that they matter, and it is a win win for everyone involved.

Her name is Alice Goodwin and I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I can describe her tits in 10 words or less….starting with Lovely.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|NSFW

2012

24

Oct

Danica Thrall Presents 101 Topless TV Stars of the Day

This is an amazing article and that’s all there is to it. I mean what better way to celebrate a pretty bullshit list that may not be life changing or genius, and that may not have taken much more than a google search by an intern and an hour to compile…of “girls who have been topless who have been on TV at least once and we’ll just pretend they are stars…”….coupled with no fear of a lawsuit from the evil paparazzi and film companies who always threaten to sue me for posting clips of girls topless in their movies and Tv shows….
than to have a Glamour model present the shit by getting topless….Danica Thrall looks hot…and 101 screen caps of bitches showing tits…isn’t all that bad either….if anything there’s something for everyone in there…like a menu at a family chain of restaurants, the titty version….I’m just glad I didn’t order the white sauce…

Good job NUTS on this masterpiece…

Posted in:Danica Thrall|NSFW

2012

24

Oct

Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day

Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution….

Gretchen Mol….

Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….

Posted in:Anne Bergstedt Jordanova|Boardwalk Empire|Gretchen Mol|NSFW

2012

22

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Nude Pics to Start the Week of the Day


I am the most inconsistent person on the internet….true fucking story…when this Emily Ratajkowski bitch first dropped…I was excited…I thought…shit…this girls a fucking babe and she gets naked in fashion shoots…while trying to launch an acting career…that’s amazing….and so I started POSTING ON HER JOURNEY…like it fucking mattered…

I even posted THE PHOTOSHOOT THESE OUTTAKES ARE FROM …..

But now all I see is phony LA bullshit….maybe I’m just not horny cuz my wife is hard breathing next to me and giving me the eye….

Seriously…Implants, Fake Lips….starvation…fake hotness that makes a bitch look like she’s morphing into a tranny…

I still like looking at her…and I dig that she does erotica on her quest to fame and fortune…and I dig that her nakedness is all that is working for her in that quest….

But I think I jumped the gun…she’s not as hot as I originally thought….

But then again this may all stem from the fact she’s blocked me on twitter.

I’m sensitive.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2012

22

Oct

Maine Zumba Hooker Popsicle Video of the Day

You probably already know this story….about the zumba class prostitution ring that is a pretty clever idea…if zumba was sexy….but maybe the fact that it isn’t sexy is what makes it so clever…I mean a stripper pole dance class prostitution ring would just be too fucking cliche….

If this is news to you…..here’s an update….

Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio in Kennebunk, Maine, pleaded not guilty Tuesday. Wright is facing 106 counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, tax evasion and allegedly providing sex for money.

Well…apparently there’s videos of the leader fucking a popsicle…and I guess that’s all that really matters when it comes to prostitution rings…you know good old fashioned frozen treats in pussy on video…even if it has nothing to do with prostitution rings…but does have to do with a sexy, refreshing time.

Amazing video of a girl who has her priorities straight….

Posted in:NSFW|stepNEWS

2012

19

Oct

Alyona Subbotina for Treats! Magazine of the Day

I just recently found out that one of my friends runs Treats! Magazine….and I got excited because I actually really love what they are doing….they have merged porn, erotica and fashion, which is pretty much what I would like to be doing…and they recruited some of the hottest fucking models like this Alyona Subbotina to be in it….they figured out the master fucking formula and maybe I should ask for a fucking job…ideally as a fluffer for these awesome models….Keep up the good work…cuz this shit is hot.

Posted in:Alyona Subbotina|NSFW