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2012
25
Jun
Paz de la Huerta Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day
Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.
Posted in:NSFW|Paz de la Huerta
2012
25
Jun
Erin Wasson Naked and Amazing for Zink Magazine Summer 2012 of the Day
Erin Wasson is a 30 year old model who I don’t think has really done all that much in the last 5 years, but who is a name I remember because she’s hot….apparently she’s a vampire in the Ab Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie that I think should have never been made based on concept alone….I mean coupled with offending your founding fathers long after their death by shitting on their graves…..but that is a good move for her to give her career a little more longivity….cuz modeling doesn’t last forever and it is all down hill at 27 for any bitch….
That said, she’s brought her rock and roll, prison tattoos, sufer chick titties to ZINK magazine, her body is fit, and I’m into it.
Posted in:Erin Wasson|NSFW|Photos
2012
25
Jun
Lauren Prepon’s Tits of the Day
There comes a time in every woman’s career that if she is ignored long enough, or if her sitcom partner in crime’s career surpasses her career hard enough, that she will bust out her secret weapon that’s not all that secret, to make some noise.
Unfortunately, this kind of thing only happens a few times in a lifetime, cuz I mean when else can you remember a sitcom girl pulling out her tits you’ve always wanted to see, cuz Mila Kunis is all famous and Lauren Prepon wants her chance….but who cares, let’s just be happy it happened today…
The movie is called ‘Lay The Favorite’ and I already like it….but that’s cuz I’ve always wanted to see these tits…even if she is a bit of a monster mash….and she’s about 10 years late on getting this done….
Posted in:Lauren Prepon|NSFW
2012
22
Jun
Shitty Quality Kristen Stewart On the Road Topless of the Day
Last month I posted THIS PICTURE THAT WAS RUMORED TO BE KRISTEN STEWART TOPLESS IN ON THE ROAD ….but I think it was probably Kirsten Dunst…..
Today, I am posting another pic, that is probably this gutter inbred hick who irritates me, because the tits, although pixelated, seem to be the right size….
Today I also read that Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having made 34.5 million dollars this year…….
That is fucking insane….considering she can’t act.
I guess it is just another example of low quality American made shit getting great success and exposure despite its inferiority all thanks to marketing…..I’m talking to you McDonalds……
But the good news is that even with all that money, she’s down to challenge herself as an actor, in a “Where do I go from here in efforts to find my soul while sitting on a 100 million dollar net worth”….and that place is topless in movies…
I dig it…..now if only I could K-Fed her….
Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW
2012
22
Jun
Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day
The nice thing about being Terry Richardson is probably the very littlee effort that goes into getting random girls named Tori to get topless for you….at least I assume the conversation went like this “OMG You’re Terry Richardson, I want you to take pics of me naked, I’ll even suck your dick”…because all girls are groupies and all girls are whores…and thank god for that, because without the whores, I’d have nothing to live for….
Either way, this Tori bitch, no matter what the reason, or how her meeting Terry Richardson went down…It happened, and it made for some pretty hot pics that are totally worth looking at…cuz a half naked bitch, is a half naked bitch….just some half naked bitches are hotter and paid more by the hour….
It all works out in the end….
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
21
Jun
Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’ Shot By Jonathan Leder of the Day
Jonathan Leder is the photographer behind these pictures of some naked, almost amateur, hot as fuck, model he calls Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’, Reminding us that there are hot girls everywhere willing to get naked for fun, fashion, art, whatever….that we’ve never seen and may never see again but who possess the same tools needed to be stars….a vagina…
Seriously, it may sound like I am making fun of girls and calling them all out for being attention seeking whores, but I fucking love seeing girls who aren’t fat pose naked for photographers for no specific reason….it is a beacon of hope that hot pussy willing to get naked will always exist….and that makes me happy…..
Posted in:Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY'|NSFW|Photos
2012
21
Jun
Octomom’s Longer Masturbation Video Leak of the Day
In an unfortunate series of events….Octomom has officially become a pornstar….
We’ve seen her in the tabloids, we’ve heard her say she’d never pose nude for Playboy, she even turned down offers….but then her plan failed, she didn’t get her show, she didn’t become famous, and now she’s doing porn for the higest bidder and we get to see what that comical clown pussy actually looks like…..I didn’t watch the whole video – I turned it off with her horrible moans….but assume there’s pussy in this…..it is just that the whole thing is scary and the fact it turns you on, scarier….
I’m glad I am drunk…..and that she’s got great tits….cuz otherwise this would be a disaster….I mean except for the “interview part”…I mean it is not porn without an interview with a bitch about her sexuality right?
I like that she said doing the porn was the best experience other than having her kids…..some amazing fucked up kids in the near future….but not as much as how happy she was that she got a free spray tan….best 30 dollar gift she’s ever got since secret santa at the office when she had a fucking job…what a joke…..like her vagina probably is…..
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Here she is on a Sybian for Stern….America’s Got Talent’s biggest pussy…
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2012
20
Jun
Leaked Octomom Footage of the Day
Octomom may look like a muppet and her vagina my be just as unnatural and cartoon-like….all clown car performance like the circus freak she is and her face make her appear to be, but those tits are pretty fucking spectacular…..
It is really one of those things that would torment someone with even the lowest of standards as to whether jumping in on that was hot or appealing or worth a round when sober…because there is so much disgusting about her….but luckily I have no taste and would eat this meaty shit for days…like I was lost in the woods and just caught me a buffalo to survive….
2012
19
Jun
Octomom’s Masturbation Porn Uncensored Pics of the Day
Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..
If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….
Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..
All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…
Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….
2012
18
Jun
Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day
Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is….
I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it….
For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain….
If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…
Posted in:NSFW|Shia LeBeouf|Videos