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Archive for the Nude Maid Category

2009

20

Jul

The Economy Affects Nude Maid Services of the Day

Here’s a chubby girl who makes her money cleaning house nude, which is almost a turn on for me because the only cleaning my wife does is when she licks a plate of food clean, and we are forced to live in a disgusting, bug infested mess, but the fact that she’s fat takes away all the fuckin’ fun, I mean who wants to see some sloppy cellulite pig naked, even if it’s better than watching your wife or some old Jamaican/Filipino lady doin’ it clothed, but as with all fat people, she won’t do a good job, because fat people are fuckin’ lazy, and the only way people will put up with her shitty work ethic, is if they get to see some pussy while she does it, because the more naked you get, the less particular your client is about whether you miss a spot, especially if they’ve already deemed you good enough to pay to get naked, which I don’t, to me this looks like a waste of fuckin money and prostitution should be saved for girls who actually fuck people, not girls who scrub the fuckin’ floors….unless it is with their asses while getting fucked and not with a fuckin’ mop….

Posted in:Nude Maid|Recession

2008

29

May

Some Nude Maid Involved in Some Theft’s Naked Pics of the Day

Her name is Kenna DiMartini and she works as a nude maid because I guess her dreams of being a famous porn slut or stripper didn’t work out so well for her because it didn’t allow her to pursue her one true passion of thieving.

So some dude hires this bitch to clean his house naked, even though we all know that these nude maid services are just a front for an escort agency and that she probably didn’t do any cleaning at, except for maybe after dude came. But she did manage to clean out his wife’s jewelry, about 40,000 dollars worth teaching us all a very valuable life lesson, and that’s to fuck whores in hotel rooms or back alleys or in your car and don’t bring them back to your house, because they are whores and whores are fucked up in the head and do crazy shit. So if they aren’t robbing you, they could be shitting on your floor, or having a drug overdose on your watch, and generally you don’t want that shit hanging over your head.

She has some nude pictures on the net, and these are them, so if you want to see the kind of girl you can hire to clean your house and by clean your house I mean fuck you for money then steal your wife’s jewelry totally fucking up your strategy in never letting your wife know you fuck hookers, then here you go.

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Posted in:Nude Maid|Theft