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2007

23

Apr

I am – Morgan Fairchild's Tits of the Day

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It’s always been said that men age gracefully and women fall apart at the seams the older they get, you know men get more distinguished as their hair gets grey and women try everything in their power to fight it, whether it’s with dye jobs, plastic surgery or intense work outs. They try to keep things interesting by becoming dirtier in bed and easier to get into bed, but it doesn’t change the fact that their tits aim to the ground, and their vagina’s dry up. But there are always exceptions to every rule and Morgan Fairchild makes post-menopausal unprotected sex an amazing bonus instead of a reason why you’re getting in bed with someone’s grandmother….sure bitch has a bit of a muff gut going on, but I wish a muff gut was all my wife had instead a buried vagina I don’t remember seeing since the last time she made me play “Pirate Treasure Hunt” and even that took me about two hours to pull off….

Posted in:Morgan Fairchild|Oldies|Unsorted

2007

23

Apr

I am – Morgan Fairchild’s Tits of the Day

morgan_fairchild_top.jpg

It’s always been said that men age gracefully and women fall apart at the seams the older they get, you know men get more distinguished as their hair gets grey and women try everything in their power to fight it, whether it’s with dye jobs, plastic surgery or intense work outs. They try to keep things interesting by becoming dirtier in bed and easier to get into bed, but it doesn’t change the fact that their tits aim to the ground, and their vagina’s dry up. But there are always exceptions to every rule and Morgan Fairchild makes post-menopausal unprotected sex an amazing bonus instead of a reason why you’re getting in bed with someone’s grandmother….sure bitch has a bit of a muff gut going on, but I wish a muff gut was all my wife had instead a buried vagina I don’t remember seeing since the last time she made me play “Pirate Treasure Hunt” and even that took me about two hours to pull off….

Posted in:Morgan Fairchild|Oldies|Unsorted