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2014

17

Apr

Olivia Wilde Ass in “Third Person” of the Day

Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name…

I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN…

Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED>..

Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….

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2014

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Booty Photo Killer of the Day

Olivia Wilde’s pregnant and running around LA in a pair of Spandex pants, that the paparazzi were trying to get from a bunch of angles, but only managed to get her ass when it was being blocked by a fucking rear view mirror and the whole thing is entertaining, except for the fact that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, that part is fucking gross..

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2013

01

Aug

Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy

Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too.

Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip.

The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…

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2013

28

May

Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day

Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win…

What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail….

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2013

27

May

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples for Memorial Day

Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons….

All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit….


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2013

22

Feb

Olivia Wilde Showing Shoulder in some Ad Campaign of the Day

Olivia Wilde would get stoned to death in some arab village for showing this much skin….you know almost 90 percent of her perfectly toned shoulder….but here in North America…this shit is light weight…and even in the UK….or as I like to call it…the motherland of blue collar titty models thanks to shitty diets and big titties….this is unacceptable for a leech of a celebrity….trying to make it in America….under some fake name…cuz she didn’t thnk Cockburn was appropriate for her brand….but I guess for her really easy to please fans…she’s rocking a tight dress and you can stare at her from the back…which is probably exciting for you…while I need more fisting to really feel like these pics were a success….

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2013

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn.

Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now….

She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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2013

02

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Body in Women’s Health of the Day

My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her actual last name is Cockburn.

Wonder why she changed it.

I guess it’s not really something that screams girl I want to fuck….even if her body is a girl you’d want to fuck…just cuz the images of Cockburn is one most guys fear…

But I’m not like other guys, and I don’t really care if a bitch’s pussy burns my cock….I also don’t care what a bitches name is…I just care about cumming in her…

So these pics work for me…..

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2012

26

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Campaign No One Cared About for Bobo of the Day

People…mainly creepy perverts like you…love Olivia Wilde…even though she’s weak…and got herself a stupid fake name from an obvious character in literature…that is a sign of her insecurities…cuz she wasn’t confident enough to stand by her actual last name COCKBURN ..but then again…insecure girls are the only reason I get laid….and really who wanted to be named COCKBURN…especially when you have a vagina…cuz the imagery is just fucking evil on any cock that wants to climb up inside her…

Well it turns out she did this campaign in September and no one gave a shit…so I’m posting it 2 months later….for all you fairweather fans…cuz I think she looks alright in it…sure she’s not in her bra for a movie role in it…but looks good none the less ….

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