Olivia Wilde would get stoned to death in some arab village for showing this much skin….you know almost 90 percent of her perfectly toned shoulder….but here in North America…this shit is light weight…and even in the UK….or as I like to call it…the motherland of blue collar titty models thanks to shitty diets and big titties….this is unacceptable for a leech of a celebrity….trying to make it in America….under some fake name…cuz she didn’t thnk Cockburn was appropriate for her brand….but I guess for her really easy to please fans…she’s rocking a tight dress and you can stare at her from the back…which is probably exciting for you…while I need more fisting to really feel like these pics were a success….

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Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn.

Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now….

She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her actual last name is Cockburn.

Wonder why she changed it.

I guess it’s not really something that screams girl I want to fuck….even if her body is a girl you’d want to fuck…just cuz the images of Cockburn is one most guys fear…

But I’m not like other guys, and I don’t really care if a bitch’s pussy burns my cock….I also don’t care what a bitches name is…I just care about cumming in her…

So these pics work for me…..

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People…mainly creepy perverts like you…love Olivia Wilde…even though she’s weak…and got herself a stupid fake name from an obvious character in literature…that is a sign of her insecurities…cuz she wasn’t confident enough to stand by her actual last name COCKBURN ..but then again…insecure girls are the only reason I get laid….and really who wanted to be named COCKBURN…especially when you have a vagina…cuz the imagery is just fucking evil on any cock that wants to climb up inside her…

Well it turns out she did this campaign in September and no one gave a shit…so I’m posting it 2 months later….for all you fairweather fans…cuz I think she looks alright in it…sure she’s not in her bra for a movie role in it…but looks good none the less ….

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Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill.

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Olivia Wilde is the worst….I don’t know why I hate her for no fucking reason or why I think it is funny to laugh at her, mainly because her last name is actually COCKBURN…..a name she was willing to trade in for a new name because let’s face it….a girl named cockburn is about as hot as seeing her actual herpes scabs….when going down on her….

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Olivia Wilde Cockburn and not because I’m jerking off to her average at best look so hard my cockburns…or because in efforts to get herself famous she ended up getting scabs up on her pussy…cuz sometimes it takes a lot of unprotected sex to get into the movies…leading to cobut because her last name is actually Cockburn…..which is so fucking funny that it is all you need to say about her in a post about her….I mean unless you’re more into seeing her in her panties….which you are…pervert….

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I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan…

She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway…

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GQ UK is doing a comedy special…..and they got everyone from Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and a lot of other rich for being funny idiots in the shit….but the highlight of the video is not the beat box edit they do…but Olivia Wilde being thrown in the mix to jiggle her tit for no reason other than to jiggle her tits…and as much as I think her stage namee is idiotic….and how I think she’s overrated and not that hot….a titty jiggle always manages to work its way into my website but not my heart…because after years of analysis, failed relationships, hate it turns out I don’t have one.

Either way, for a comedy issue, this isn’t funny at all…but the tit jiggle make it worth the abuse the rest of the video puts you through…maybe that’s the joke…forcing you through hell all for a tit jiggle of a bitch you don’t care about….who knows British people are weird.

Here’s the new video….

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She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

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I made a joke about periods on TWITTER telling girls who follow me that I am starting a laundry service that exclusively deals in period stained panties….with no guarantee they’ll ever be returned, but much more rewarding than throwing them out….4 girls requested my address…

That said, periods are no joke, I mean they bring joy when you fuck a girl unprotected and find out she’s not pregnant, they bring more joy when the girl who has it feels shitty about not being able to fuck so she uses her mouth or ass, they bring less joy when the girl is complaining and even less joy when she insists on you fucking her, getting period everywhere, and even less joy when you see the bloated bitch out in public wearing comfortable clothes, cuz her tight hot shit makes her uterus hurt…not that I hate period…I mean hardly remember them…my wife is all fat and in menopause / slowly turning into a man….

So here is Olivia Wilde better knows as Olivia Cockburn….but COCK BURN wasn’t as marketable as channeling Oscar Wilde’s name to seem educated, or classy, or historic, or whatever she did in stealing his name for her shitty acting career….showing off her shitty ass…that may not be having its period, but that might as well should be.

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Olivia Wilde is overrated. People think she’s hot and based on these pics. She’s definitely not. Sure she may be able to movie magic make up for her inadequacies and maybe her charm and personality shine through, making you think she’s more than she is, but I have a hard time believing it cuz anyone who names herself after Oscar Wilde must be really pretentious and annoying to hang out with, like the kind of poetry writing, activist, dolphil loving lesbian you see at the coffee shop talking out of her lesbian ass….and here are some pics…

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I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Wilde or her fake name. I don’t give a fuck about Cowboys Vs Aliens in what may be one of the most offensive movie ideas to ever be made it almost a mockery of the Hollywood industry that is already struggling and spending millions making shit like this is disgusting, but knowing that it will likely generate millions more in sales cuz idiots like this shit….and spend money on this shit…even though we’re in an economic crisis….makes it all so much fucking worse…Proving We’re all fucking doomed…but at least as we crash and burn…she’s showing off some tit….cuz I don’t care who the tit belongs to, I just appreciate a see through dress on any motherfucking boobies…I preferred her when she was naked….and I’d prefer her spread eagled on my face…but she didn’t call me in July when filming in Montreal…so I figure that’s never gonna happen…but the window into her titties via her dress will…and here’s the pics…

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