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2014

17

Apr

Olivia Wilde Ass in “Third Person” of the Day

Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name…

I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN…

Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED>..

Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….

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2014

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Booty Photo Killer of the Day

Olivia Wilde’s pregnant and running around LA in a pair of Spandex pants, that the paparazzi were trying to get from a bunch of angles, but only managed to get her ass when it was being blocked by a fucking rear view mirror and the whole thing is entertaining, except for the fact that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, that part is fucking gross..

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2013

01

Aug

Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy

Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too.

Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip.

The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…

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2013

28

May

Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day

Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win…

What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail….

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2013

27

May

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples for Memorial Day

Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons….

All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit….


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2013

22

Feb

Olivia Wilde Showing Shoulder in some Ad Campaign of the Day

Olivia Wilde would get stoned to death in some arab village for showing this much skin….you know almost 90 percent of her perfectly toned shoulder….but here in North America…this shit is light weight…and even in the UK….or as I like to call it…the motherland of blue collar titty models thanks to shitty diets and big titties….this is unacceptable for a leech of a celebrity….trying to make it in America….under some fake name…cuz she didn’t thnk Cockburn was appropriate for her brand….but I guess for her really easy to please fans…she’s rocking a tight dress and you can stare at her from the back…which is probably exciting for you…while I need more fisting to really feel like these pics were a success….

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2013

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn.

Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now….

She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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2013

02

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Body in Women’s Health of the Day

My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her actual last name is Cockburn.

Wonder why she changed it.

I guess it’s not really something that screams girl I want to fuck….even if her body is a girl you’d want to fuck…just cuz the images of Cockburn is one most guys fear…

But I’m not like other guys, and I don’t really care if a bitch’s pussy burns my cock….I also don’t care what a bitches name is…I just care about cumming in her…

So these pics work for me…..

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2012

26

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Campaign No One Cared About for Bobo of the Day

People…mainly creepy perverts like you…love Olivia Wilde…even though she’s weak…and got herself a stupid fake name from an obvious character in literature…that is a sign of her insecurities…cuz she wasn’t confident enough to stand by her actual last name COCKBURN ..but then again…insecure girls are the only reason I get laid….and really who wanted to be named COCKBURN…especially when you have a vagina…cuz the imagery is just fucking evil on any cock that wants to climb up inside her…

Well it turns out she did this campaign in September and no one gave a shit…so I’m posting it 2 months later….for all you fairweather fans…cuz I think she looks alright in it…sure she’s not in her bra for a movie role in it…but looks good none the less ….

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2012

18

Oct

Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day


Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill.


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2012

27

Aug

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Olivia Wilde is the worst….I don’t know why I hate her for no fucking reason or why I think it is funny to laugh at her, mainly because her last name is actually COCKBURN…..a name she was willing to trade in for a new name because let’s face it….a girl named cockburn is about as hot as seeing her actual herpes scabs….when going down on her….


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2012

24

Aug

Olivia Wilde in Her Bra and Panties for Butter of the Day

Olivia Wilde Cockburn and not because I’m jerking off to her average at best look so hard my cockburns…or because in efforts to get herself famous she ended up getting scabs up on her pussy…cuz sometimes it takes a lot of unprotected sex to get into the movies…leading to cobut because her last name is actually Cockburn…..which is so fucking funny that it is all you need to say about her in a post about her….I mean unless you’re more into seeing her in her panties….which you are…pervert….

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2012

21

Aug

Olivia Wilde Boring on the Beach of the Day


I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan…

She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway…


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2012

29

Feb

Olivia Wilde’s Breast Jiggle of the Day

GQ UK is doing a comedy special…..and they got everyone from Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and a lot of other rich for being funny idiots in the shit….but the highlight of the video is not the beat box edit they do…but Olivia Wilde being thrown in the mix to jiggle her tit for no reason other than to jiggle her tits…and as much as I think her stage namee is idiotic….and how I think she’s overrated and not that hot….a titty jiggle always manages to work its way into my website but not my heart…because after years of analysis, failed relationships, hate it turns out I don’t have one.

Either way, for a comedy issue, this isn’t funny at all…but the tit jiggle make it worth the abuse the rest of the video puts you through…maybe that’s the joke…forcing you through hell all for a tit jiggle of a bitch you don’t care about….who knows British people are weird.

Here’s the new video….

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2012

14

Feb

Olivia Wilde Nude from 2007 of the DAy

She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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