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2019

20

Aug

Potentially Olympia Valance Nude of the Day

Olympia Valance is an Australian actress and model, whose roles include Paige Smith in the soap opera Neighbour….because EVERY fucking girl from Australia is cast on Neighbours…from Kylie Minogue to Margot Robbie to EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM….it’s a right of passage, it’s like the Israeli Defense Force making all 18 year olds join the fight….only it’s far less impressive set of skills…you know not being killing machines but rather idiots who memorize lines and act badly cuz it’s a fucking Soap Opera….

They say these are her tits, but I can’t be sure since I don’t know how HER is.

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2019

04

Mar

Olympia Valance Potential Pussy Slip of the Day

Olympia Valance is an Australian actress who was on Neighbours along with every other Australian actress….because that’s just how Neighbors works…if you don’t do Neighbors you don’t exist….and I am not even sure if that applies to just actors, it may apply to every Australian, like how the Israeli 18 year olds need to join the Army, maybe every Australian at 18 has to do Neighbors…maybe not all in talking roles..but it is a right of passage to keep your citizenship and honor to your country….

That said, along with Neighbors, Australians are just wild and crazy and not just because I watched leaving Neverland and saw the Australian Michael Jackson impersonator weirdo 7 year old who MJ used to RIM….but because I’ve know Australians forever and they are this fun, funny, trashy, slutty, drunk….built on criminal DNA…raised in the middle of no where, far from Civilization….creating the debauchery that is everyone in Australia…even Steve Irwin and his Crocodile fuck that killed him…

Point being…here’s some random Australian pussy…which is something you’d experience if you went o a bar in Australia…cuz that’s just the kind of women Australians are….the best kind of woman….

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2016

26

Aug

Olympia Valance Tits While Changing of th eDay

Olympia Valance is some Australian model who is in some Australian TV show that has been on for fucking ever and that has created many stars like Kylie Minogue…back in the 80s…who actually looks better than this Olympia Valance chick who did a photoshoot and the assistant did a great time covering up her tits…tits that look way too fucking natural, even for me, someone who is into natural tits, because they remind me
of my chubby first girlfriend all sloppy and heart breaking…where it all went wrong…and created the motherfucker you see today…

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