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Archive for the One Piece Category

2010

03

Mar

Some Pamela Anderson in a Gold One-Piece of the Day

These are pictures from a couple of weeks ago that you’ve probably already seen and that I may have already posted, but I am posting again, because I have a bad memory but also because seeing Pam Anderson’s sloppy Hep-C mom ass from this angle is just too funny for me to not post, you see because I used to find her hot and exciting when I didn’t know better, and I generally like a friendly reality check to remind me that life is pretty fucking shitty and all things come to an end because when your sexual fantasy is old and haggard it usually means so are you…

These came out because she’s doing some Dancing with the Stars bullshit, that will be fun to watch, like watching a trainwreck where no one dies and the only casualty will be her pride….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gold|One Piece|Pamela Anderson

2009

30

Dec

Jade Olivia Lookin’ Weird in a One Piece of the Day

I don’t really know much about this Tom Felton dude, but you know him from the Harry Potter movies, because shit is your favorite, you even have the fucking bed sheets, and it is also a huge part of the reason why you aren’t getting laid, not necessarily the cause, but a bi-product of just thow fucking lame you are.

I do know that he likes his pussy to look like it’s 12 years old. I’ve seen Mary Poppins, I know that all those pasty British people pedophiles and I am really not sure why but can only blame their accents cuz they think they’re still sweepin’ rich person chimney’s in the 1800s except when they are here on the beach because trashy Europeans love Miami this time of year….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Jade Olivia|One Piece

2009

18

Dec

Sarah Michelle Gellar in her One Piece for a Movie of the Day

It’s been a real big week for Sarah Michelle Gellar. First I wrote about how she’s pretty much fallen off the map and no one cares about her, except maybe some of her Buffy fans, because Buffy fans are usually pretty loyal, since they have little else going on, especially when it comes to pussy, even though it’s been decades since that shit was on the air, and now she’s in a movie wearing one-piece bathing suits and simulating sex and masturbating, I’m not really sure what the fuck is going on, but I definitely know this role is not comin’ in at the peak of her career, we’re into the sunset years..Good Bye Sarah Michelle Gellar, at least your fans will remember you with their multiple box sets of the Buffy Complete series, in the event one gets scratched, along with photocopies of every single picture this bitch was ever in before being in roles like this shit called Veronika Decides to Die cuz she’s gotta pay the bills….and I know still get you off….

Here’s the masturbating…

Here’s the boring Sex scene….

Posted in:One Piece|Sarah Michelle Gellar

2009

14

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio One Piece Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio brought her disgusting mom body out in a bathing suit because I guess Victoria’s Secret is contractually obligated to give her work and the whole thing makes me feel really sorry for her husband and his poor planning. He thought he was locking down Alessandra Ambrosio, the hugely successful bikini and lingerie model, but instead he turned her into this. Disgusting.

Here’s the proof that karma’s a fucking bitch…and it is really pictures like this that make me really happy to be me and good about myself…you know with my obese wife and poverty cuz it coulda been worse…I coulda married a supermodel who ended up like this…and by this I mean pretty fucking hot. I suck at life…

BONUS – Here are some actual BIKINI pictures to show you how GROSS she is and really drive my point home….

Pics via Bauer

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bathing Suit|One Piece

2009

27

Nov

Lily Allen is Disgusting and Pantless in Concert of the Day

I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Lily Allen|One Piece|Pig

2009

05

Nov

Mariah Carey Is Too Fat to Not Be Wearing Pants of the Day

Mariah Carey went out wearing some one-piece bullshit that no fat girl should ever be wearing unless it is to mock herself or humiliate herself in hopes the emotional trauma will lead her to a better place and re-think that late night box of cookies or some shit, you know so everytime a piece of cake is dropped in front of her, memories of the day she walked out in public with her gunt exposed comes flashing back making her put the fuckin’ fork down.

So I can only assume, Mariah Carey did this for that reason, you know as some new age weight loss program and not because she’s delusional from all the anti-depressant meds and a younger dude who always had a crush on her deciding to marry her as part of his comedy acts has some ill affects when it comes to giving her more confidence than she deserves, but to rock this takes more than just confidence, this is on some clinically insane shit.

Unfortunately, as a motherfucker with no standards, I have pretty much no real problem with this, cuz when a piece of clothing touches pussy, ass and tits at the same time, it’s got pure skill and is something I bow down to with respect. For real.

Here are the miserable pics…

It turns out that this is for her new music video and we all know that bitch has the 50 pound weight loss in post production clause in her contract so at least we won’t have to relive these pictures, we’ll just get won over by movie magic and I’m okay with that as long as it means I can avoid seeing this shit…..That said here are a bunch more pictures that just came out because I’m not about to post another post on this shit, if anything I wish I didn’t even have to write one…..

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Mariah Carey|One Piece

2009

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Some One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

More Victoria’s Secret staged behind the scenes pictures aren’t a bad thing, but the ego that it creates within the women who are signed to Victoria’s Secret piss me off, because it is very hard to make a bitch like that feel like a worthless whore and that’s been my strategy all these years to get pussy…..but at least I can jerk off to them….sometimes more satisfying because it is less work, less physical activity, less sweating and dealing with less bullshit from her trying to get in her pants, and maintaining her when you have got in her pants but most importantly cuz she won’t be finding out you gave her herpes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|One Piece

2009

23

Oct

Elsa Pataky in a One Piece Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to Elsa Pataky, the Spanish chick from Snakes on a Plane, because it was such a revolutionary movie that you watched over and over again because you have nothing else to do with your time, it turns out she was fucking Adrien Brody’s nose, probably in hopes of it leading to better roles than Snake on a Plane, but they’ve broke up and now she’s walking around on set in a one-piece, which may not be naked, but is better than nothing which is probably the same rationale she had when she took that role in Snakes on a Plane, cuz I guess shit may have been better than nothing….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elsa Pataky|One Piece

2009

23

Oct

Lily Allen Performs Without Pants of the Day

Lily Allen followed the lead of all the other popstars she isn’t as famous, talented or successful as and showed up to her performance with no pants on. I don’t know how I think about it, because fat chicks in one piece bathing suits aren’t really something I like to celebrate, it’s kinda the thing that pisses me off the most when I hit up the public pool, thinking I’ll be greeted by hot bikini clad bitches handing me luxurious cocktails, but that never happens, cuz the public pool attract poverty and the elderly, but I guess if you’re at a Lily Allen concert, you’re life’s already at a whole new low and seeing a fat bitch in a bathing suit is probably the least of your worries….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lily Allen|One Piece|Performs

2009

10

Sep

Rihanna and her Lesbian Haircut Bullshit of the Day

There is no way Rihanna got beat up by any fuckin’ man, especially not a pansy ass dancin’ celebrity who probably gets manicures and worries about whether his ass looks good in his tailored, made to fit, gangster jeans his high paid stylist picked up for him driving thru the ghetto and watching what hip hip heads really dress like. Chris Brown and his mother who saw her uterus as a meal ticket has been working towards being famous since he was a kid and there’s no time to get “hard” or “tough” or any of the shit that makes you man enough to treat your bitch like a fuckin’ bitch.

Based on her haircut and hard stare and her gutter upbringing in her garbage man dad’s shanty, I think it’s safe to say, she’s the one who doesn’t fuck around, and if motherfucker crosses the line, her lesbian 18 inch dildo get’s pulled the fuck out and put the fuck in his ass to teach him what being a faggot’s all about.

Here she is boring me in some shitty outfit while reminding me that girls who look like her are the kind militant dyke who crazy glue your dick to your stomach, or chop shit up as their mission is to bring one man down at a time.

Pics Via INF

Posted in:One Piece|Rihanna

2009

19

May

Paris Hilton is Not Cute in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

There comes a time when a girl turns 28 and it is no longer cute or interesting to see her talk like a baby, pout her lips or try to pose all cute, like a little fuckin’ girl, if anything it is just fucking creepy.

There also comes a time when a girl turns 28, when it is our duty as the public to stop giving her anymore fucking attention because she has tricked us into giving her far too much over the years.

Paris Hilton is still a useless cunt, she’s just older now, and our only hope is that her plane home from Cannes crashing and she survives so that she spends the rest of her days suffering until she ends it all one night when she just can’t take anymore.

Not that I wish pain on anyone, but in this case I think it is deserved from the pain she has caused a whole generation.

Posted in:One Piece|Paris Hilton|Ugly

2009

18

May

Eva Herzigova in a One-Piece of the Day

The one-piece has always been a favorite article of clothing for me, mainly because I have a soft spot for a piece of clothing that forces a girl to get completely naked everytime she has to take a pee. There’s no pullin the crotch to the side, because of the potential mess, so the only real solution is full fuckin’ naked.

That comes in handy when spying on public bathrooms by the public pool.

So all you haters, who whine when you see a girl who would potentially look amazing in a bikini rock her one-piece. You lack foresight and creepiness. Your perversion is basic, one dimensional and doesn’t scratch the real surface. It takes a situation for what it is at face fuckin’ value, instead of making it work for you. Step up your fuckin’ game son.

Her name is Eva Herzigova and she’s eating food before modeling possibly the reason for her one-piece but it’s still hot to me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|One Piece

2009

29

Apr

Lindsay Lohan in her One-Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is still in Hawaii and she’s keeping me on my toes. It’s like I don’t know what bathing suit she’s going to hit the beach with, it’s like will she wear the bikini, will she wear the one-piece, will she wear the microbikini, will she go topless, will she get caught skinny dipping, I just know she’s gonna be caught on camera as long as she’s there. I figure she likes it, because if she didn’t, she’d be vacationing in Southeast Asia, or somewhere removed where the people have no idea who she is, because despite this whole internet thing, I’m convinced there are places where there are no paparazzi, like in my shithole apartment, I mean if she’s lookin’ for a safe haven when she gets into Montreal this weekend, no one will think to look here.

On a side note, I’ve been getting email after email about how Lohan is going to be in Montreal. I am being asked if I am going to try to sneak into the event and get some exclusive content, because Lohan in Montreal is seemingly a huge deal. I’m not really planning on it, but she is in the same venue as my Paris Hilton hustle….

So you never know what will happen, but assume nothing, because I hate crowds and I am lazy, have no hook-ups and don’t really care. But the event is going to be fucking nuts. Perez Hilton wrote about it and all the little girlies around town are out buying their Lohan dresses hoping to be her new pussy. It is all too weird to me. I think I’m going to go bowling instead.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Hawaii|Lindsay Lohan|One Piece

2009

19

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Old Ass for Some Gay Club Kids of the Day

I don’t know what it is with Pam Anderson, but she’s one of those girls that gay dudes seriously relate to. Maybe she’s a dirty fag hag, but I think it’s most likely got to do with the hope she brings them by being living proof that all you need is a lot of money for surgery to be an accepted sex symbol to straight men everywhere, that or because she brings all the coke to the party and free coke is the best kind of coke.

So when clubkid Richie Rich and his clothing line had their fashion show, I wasn’t surprised to see Pamela Anderson there, especially now that her ass hit menopause and is jacked with testosterone and slowly lookin like one you’d find on a tranny on estrogen therapy, seeing this bitch is like taking a human biology class and like I am just as confused as I was when I took it in the ninth grade because I don’t know if getting off to this makes me a faggot. Enjoy.

Tranny Amanda Lepore Showed Off Her Finally Better than Pam Anderson Body

Slut Aubrey O’Day Was There With No Pants On and Brought Her Playboy Cover So People Won’t Forget Her High Point….

Coco Kept the Whole Event Classy

Posted in:Ass|old|One Piece|Pam Anderson|Saggy

2008

12

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Thong One-Piece of the Day

I thought today was Saturday and I didn’t realize that it was Friday, just like Pamela Anderson didn’t realize she’s in her fucking 40s before putting this one piece thong shit on for her creepy Magician friend, and look how that turned out for her…pretty fucking sloppy and since sloppy is what I do…and the real magic trick in all this is slowly watching the Pamela Anderson you all grew up making love to in your mind disappear….

Posted in:One Piece|Pam Anderson|Thong