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2008

10

Apr

Joanie Cunningham’s Faking an Orgasm on the School Bus of the Day

Joanie Cunningham is some Happy Days cast member who I have never heard of because I wasn’t allowed to watch Happy Days growin’ up and I never had access to the reruns. I have however tried to seduce Henry WInkler’s daughter over facebook, but bitch pretty much told me to fuck off. I guess none of that matters, what does matter is that I am all too familiar with the fake orgasm since I got no skills in the bedroom and every once in a while girls I got with were motivated enough to pretend they were enjoying themselves enough to actually cum for me but I feel like it was just a trick to make me think I satisfied them and intern cum myself so that I can get the fuck off them, but truth be told, those girls were few and far between but I guess that’s only because GHB, Roofies and a alcohol poisoning puts a damper on a girl’s performing skills and kinda makes them a dead fish in bed, which never stopped me considering it was kinda like reaping the rewards of my hard work and risk taking, especially when the police asked me why I was dragging a slut out of a club by her hair and I had to be quick on my feet and come up with a good excuse, and by reaping the rewards I mean raping the rewards, but those are all just technicalities and I still got laid in the end so who cares how I made it happen.

Either way, I guess a school bus is a wild place even for washed up lesbian, man lookin’ bitches to pull off some dirty shit that makes me uncomfortable to watch but I have a thing for school buses because that’s the first place I got a girl to show me her tits, to let me finger her and to put her hand on my dick. Needless to say, I didn’t keep the job as the bus driver for too long.

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2007

30

Aug

I am – Jennifer Garner’s Orgasm Face of the Day

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So may token gay blogger looks like he is going to be a fixture and I hope you all enjoy it because that’s the whole reason he is here. I am all about helping you come to terms with your underlying homosexuality, while giving the homos on the site a man to fantasize about. I am trying to make myself famous and this is the best way.

The only set-back is that Julien isn’t an inflated, blue haired faggot that looks like a circus clown who got lost and ate all the elephant feed, but maybe the internet will move from having disgusting looking idols to just having disgusting sexual deviant idols. Only time will tell and here’s his post for the day….Cocksuckers….

I have been going on gay chat sites for a quite a while. It’s a really great place to meet “straight” guys who want to suck to dick but who are too afraid to go the gay bars. I prefer these kind of guys because they are all about the sex and are not looking to spoon afterwards.

So I was talking to this guy and he decided to send me a few of his pics. One of them was his “O face” (or “orgasm face”) and it was horrifying. His eye was all squinty and he was doing this thing with his mouth and it made him look like a retarded rabbit. He must of thought it was sexy but it really wasn’t. He might as well have sent me a picture of his last bowl movement.

Here is a picture of Jennifer Garner making what looks to me like her O face. Now she doesn’t look as bad as my guy did, but she still looks a little downsy. But just because it doesn’t work for me doesn’t mean some desperate straight guy (you) isn’t going to print this out, put it on his pillow and then fuck a plastic pussy pretending that he is making Jennifer Garner cum. Well, I’m all about fantasies but believe me even if by some magical turn of events, Ben Affleck died and you managed to fuck Ms. Garner, there is no way you would make her cum.

Smooch!
Julien


Related Posts:

Jennifer Garner Paddle Surfs in Bikini Bottoms
Mom’s in Thongs
J Lo’s Fat Ass of the Day (since Afleck Fucked Her)
Christina Aguilera’s Orgasm Face


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2007

30

Aug

I am – Jennifer Garner's Orgasm Face of the Day

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So may token gay blogger looks like he is going to be a fixture and I hope you all enjoy it because that’s the whole reason he is here. I am all about helping you come to terms with your underlying homosexuality, while giving the homos on the site a man to fantasize about. I am trying to make myself famous and this is the best way.

The only set-back is that Julien isn’t an inflated, blue haired faggot that looks like a circus clown who got lost and ate all the elephant feed, but maybe the internet will move from having disgusting looking idols to just having disgusting sexual deviant idols. Only time will tell and here’s his post for the day….Cocksuckers….

I have been going on gay chat sites for a quite a while. It’s a really great place to meet “straight” guys who want to suck to dick but who are too afraid to go the gay bars. I prefer these kind of guys because they are all about the sex and are not looking to spoon afterwards.

So I was talking to this guy and he decided to send me a few of his pics. One of them was his “O face” (or “orgasm face”) and it was horrifying. His eye was all squinty and he was doing this thing with his mouth and it made him look like a retarded rabbit. He must of thought it was sexy but it really wasn’t. He might as well have sent me a picture of his last bowl movement.

Here is a picture of Jennifer Garner making what looks to me like her O face. Now she doesn’t look as bad as my guy did, but she still looks a little downsy. But just because it doesn’t work for me doesn’t mean some desperate straight guy (you) isn’t going to print this out, put it on his pillow and then fuck a plastic pussy pretending that he is making Jennifer Garner cum. Well, I’m all about fantasies but believe me even if by some magical turn of events, Ben Affleck died and you managed to fuck Ms. Garner, there is no way you would make her cum.

Smooch!
Julien


Related Posts:

Jennifer Garner Paddle Surfs in Bikini Bottoms
Mom’s in Thongs
J Lo’s Fat Ass of the Day (since Afleck Fucked Her)
Christina Aguilera’s Orgasm Face


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