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2016

25

Feb

stepGIRLS and Mig Vapor Add Some Color to #OscarsSoWhite of the Day

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We partnered with MIG VAPOR to bring you our Oscar Themed Photoshoot….because the 88th Academy Awards are this weekend, because these idiots who live the dream life, need to be awarded for their work they are already overpaid for, with TROPHIES!!!

A star studded, glamour filled event featuring some of the richest garbage humans in the world, in what is a huge waste of fucking money, that could be used for good not evil…perpetuating this shit…

In this era, it makes no sense, we’re all narcissists and into ourselves, but they keep doing these Oscars for tradition….and because it feeds egos that can’t be fed enough. It validates them even if their team / agents / producers pay off the Oscar people as a marketing tactic.

The Scandal this year was #OscarsSoWhite, pretty controversial shit, you know do you nominate a black person just for being black if the committee doesn’t feel any black people had a standout roll, and now they have no choice but to nominate women and people of color in the years to come to avoid scandal….making the integrity of their already corrupt system questionable…

Well we decided to take on this media event and controversy in the news the only way we know how…y adding a black #stepGIRL into the some shots of the best picture category….because we are hilarious and amazing….all while smoking our partners in crime MIG VAPOR


The Revenant:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Big Short:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


Brooklyn

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


Mad Max

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


SPOTLIGHT

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


ROOM

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Martian:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR

We didn’t do “Bridget of Spies” because who gives a fuck about Bridge of Spies…


CREDITS – IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR
stepGIRL: @Myrlande12


Special Thanks To:

I’d like to thank the Hollywood Best Picture Nominees, without them, none of this would be possible. We’d also like to thank our lord Jesus…Martinez..because without him….there would be no DrunkenStepfather….and of course all the cast and crew and the people who really dedicated their lives to this project. It’s been a work in progress for 10 years and to be honored like this…is just more than we could ever dream….oh and I’d like to thank my wife for being so fat I am forced to find young hot girls to get naked for “art”…because otherwise I’d just commit suicide…

Posted in:Originals|Oscars|stepGIRLS

2016

21

Jan

Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day

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Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap…

You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out..

Well…

We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves…

With Love,

Jesus Martinez…
DrunkenStepfather.com

Posted in:Originals|stepGIRLS

2016

12

Jan

Hey Girls, What’s Your Number of the Day

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I have a funny little sweatshop, where I sell really random t-shirts, in what I like to call a failed, mismanaged, terrible mess, that reminds me that I am a drunk, useless and unable to peddle merch like I was a rock and roll band, because who the fuck would wear something I put out there…from nuns giving blowjobs, to my face on a shirt…that goes over well for my zero fucking fans…but the “Hey Girls, What’s Your Number?” shirt…is the all time favorite, the shirt I thought no one would buy that sold out…

And here’s Cannon Show the master of the @step_GIRLS project….and this is his artistic interpretation of the Vagina Chart Shirt …with model and busty babe @Myrlande12 – showing you her vagina for you to figure out her fucking number…and it’s MAGICAL…


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Posted in:drunkensweatshop|Originals

2015

31

Dec

Top 8 New Years Resolutions in Tumblr Pics by ThePornDude of the Day

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We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long….

With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post.

1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

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3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

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5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn ,

6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn

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7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less…

8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn ,

Posted in:Features|Originals|SFW|stepLIST