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2017

27

Feb

The Oscars Happened and Here are some Sluts of the Day

Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV…

That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos…

I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy…

It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous….

Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things….

Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better…

Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing.

Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right…

Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth…

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Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm….

Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort….

Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even….

Here butt shots…

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Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers…

Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before…

OH SHIT…Scar Jo….so Iconic with her lesbian hair…

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Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long….

Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back…

Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit…

Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part….

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Sofia Carson – I Don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for a Role….

Dakota – Thank God her Mom is Melanie Griffith – Johnson – was there, obviously…her mom got her tickets…..

White Girl Pretending to be Black – Halle Berry – Oscar Winner – Was There with her Ethnic Hair…because Oscars So White needs more color..

Nicole Kidman is Still a Fucking Robot…

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Milana Vayntrub is some monster but she’s amazing…I don’t know what Oscar Party it was…but it was the right one…

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Amy Adams and her Tits Were there….

Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME…..

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Posted in:Events|Oscars|SFW

2016

25

Feb

stepGIRLS and Mig Vapor Add Some Color to #OscarsSoWhite of the Day

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We partnered with MIG VAPOR to bring you our Oscar Themed Photoshoot….because the 88th Academy Awards are this weekend, because these idiots who live the dream life, need to be awarded for their work they are already overpaid for, with TROPHIES!!!

A star studded, glamour filled event featuring some of the richest garbage humans in the world, in what is a huge waste of fucking money, that could be used for good not evil…perpetuating this shit…

In this era, it makes no sense, we’re all narcissists and into ourselves, but they keep doing these Oscars for tradition….and because it feeds egos that can’t be fed enough. It validates them even if their team / agents / producers pay off the Oscar people as a marketing tactic.

The Scandal this year was #OscarsSoWhite, pretty controversial shit, you know do you nominate a black person just for being black if the committee doesn’t feel any black people had a standout roll, and now they have no choice but to nominate women and people of color in the years to come to avoid scandal….making the integrity of their already corrupt system questionable…

Well we decided to take on this media event and controversy in the news the only way we know how…y adding a black #stepGIRL into the some shots of the best picture category….because we are hilarious and amazing….all while smoking our partners in crime MIG VAPOR


The Revenant:

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VAPES BY : MIG VAPOR


The Big Short:

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Brooklyn

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Mad Max

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SPOTLIGHT

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ROOM

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The Martian:

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We didn’t do “Bridget of Spies” because who gives a fuck about Bridge of Spies…


CREDITS – IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:

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stepGIRL: @Myrlande12


Special Thanks To:

I’d like to thank the Hollywood Best Picture Nominees, without them, none of this would be possible. We’d also like to thank our lord Jesus…Martinez..because without him….there would be no DrunkenStepfather….and of course all the cast and crew and the people who really dedicated their lives to this project. It’s been a work in progress for 10 years and to be honored like this…is just more than we could ever dream….oh and I’d like to thank my wife for being so fat I am forced to find young hot girls to get naked for “art”…because otherwise I’d just commit suicide…

Posted in:Originals|Oscars|stepGIRLS

2014

03

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Arm Fat Jiggle AND Liza Minnelli Old Lady Nipples Highlight the Oscaras the Day

I wasn’t at the Oscars…I am not Hollywood…in fact I find Hollywood a fucking joke…far greater than any joke that Ellen made last night…because the whole thing fucking sucked…there was no funny. clever or relevant angle…and the only thing semi interesting was that they broke twitter during a Samsung product placement ad that the world probably didn’t realize was a product placement even though the phone she was using was the size of her fucking head…

The only good thing about the Oscar, other than Jennifer Lawrence celebrating her arm fat and Liza Minnelli’s nipples…was the memorial reminding us all that these evil people die…but more importantly…that there’s going to be a new Hollywood…sooner than later…people are tired of the same faces, the same boys club, and it’s bound to be shaken up…and that’s a good thing…


TO SEE ALL THE OSCAR PICS MADAM MEOW COULD FIND CLICK HERE

Posted in:Oscars

2014

02

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence is Already Crying for Attention at the Oscars of the Day

We get it Jennifer Lawrence…falling is your thing…because people find it cute, honest, endearing and that’s kinda your angle…

If you’re watching the oscars join me on twitter TWITTER where I’ll be tweeting racist jokes….


TO SEE ALL THE OSCAR PICS MADAM MEOW COULD FIND CLICK HERE

Posted in:Oscars

2013

21

Jan

W Magazine’s Best Performances Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t read W Magazine, but apparently they have some Oscar issue where they take semi-erotic pics of the Oscar Nominees, which makes sense since we all like erotic, and the Oscars are in february….it just makes totaly logical sense…so much sense that I wonder why every magazine isn’t doing an Oscar issue…because Hollywood is the most important thing in America….idiots.

…Emma Stone….is on the cover….in her bra…if you care…and you do….

Here’s the list of girls.

MARION COTILLARD IN RUST AND BONE
CARMEN EJOGO IN SPARKLE
DREE HEMINGWAY IN STARLET
ELLE FANNING IN GINGER & ROSA
KERRY WASHINGTON IN DJANGO UNCHAINED
AMY ADAMS IN THE MASTER
FREIDA PINTO IN TRISHNA
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN ANNA KARENINA
JESSICA CHASTAIN IN ZERO DARK THIRTY
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IN SMASHED
DREAMA WALKER IN COMPLIANCE
NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE PAPERBOY

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Oscars

2009

24

Feb

Beyonce’s Nipple Slip from the Oscar of the Day

I posted this shitty Beyonce, Jackman, High School Musical performance from the Oscars yesterday because I had slept in and I knew that the best way to annoy people was to post more Oscar bullshit.

I didn’t take the time to watch it and the part that I did see was spent avoiding Beyonce’s Fried Chicken things by trying to spot a Zac Effron vagina slip, so I didn’t notice that Beyonce’s nipple popped out, but luckily, someone with a lot of time on his hands, took the time to capture the moment for people like me to share with the world. Thanks economic crisis and job layoffs for letting us distract our unemployed selves with the things that really fucking matter….

Posted in:Beyonce|Nipple Slip|Oscars

2009

23

Feb

Frieda Pinto Wears Her Oscar Pass of the Day

I love how this Slumdog Millionaire Indian chick is walking around with her Oscar all access pass or whatever the fuck that laminate is.

It’s like she knows that no one in Hollywood really has any idea who she is, despite being in the Picture of the Year and being pretty hot, because Hollywood is racist and assume if you’re brown you’re either part of the cleaning crew, there to set up, deliver food, sell beer at their convenience store or offer outsourced tech support for all major American brands and don’t really belong in front of the camera or on the red carpet.

Posted in:Frieda Pinto|Oscars

2009

23

Feb

Beyonce Performing with the High School Musical People of the Day

If you’re wondering why I haven’t updated the site, it’s because I am running of West Coast time and I’ve been out hoping from Oscar party to Oscar party all night long. Sure, I’m not actually in California and I wasn’t invited to a single Oscar party because I am irrelevant, and sure I only watched a few minutes of the Oscars because that shit depresses me, and I didn’t actually go to any Oscar parties, not even themed shit at my local bar.

I just got drunk and passed out at four in the morning and feel like I should have watched this segment of the Oscars where Beyonce rocks out while I was drunk because that way I’d be able to focus on Vanessa Hudgens cleavage and one piece vagina hugging outfit, but instead can’t see past Beyonce and her huge thighs trying to steal the fucking spotlight. So if you’re into something pretty shitty while I get my posts together, watch this garbage.

UPDATE:

Here are some pictures from the Oscars because I’ve decided to not really cover the shit because my opinion doesn’t matter especially when it comes to how predictable, political and drawn out this jerk off fest is. I did like Jackman’s intro and the set design, I was happy to see Wall-E win but hated pretty much everything else.

Some Penelope Cruz Before Her Inspirational Acceptance Speech….

Miley Cyrus Brought Her Wonky Teeth as a Date….

Anne Hathaway Needs Sun, This Casper Shit Makes Her Look Like She’s Dying…

Some Vanessa Hudgens Because She had No Business Being There….


There’s a lot more of this shit in the stepFORUM
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Posted in:Beyonce|Oscars|Performing