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2022

16

Nov

Pam Anderson Wet Lingerie of the Day

The internet is telling me that this is Pam Anderson in 2022, which means she’s on some Madonna level shit where she’s fully altered her old ass body and face, which wouldn’t be too crazy a concept since she had at least 3 tit-jobs in the 90s alone…and that was before people were getting tit-jobs on every medical spa corner….you know like in this instagram era of “turn yourself into a face filter”….

It seems pretty familiar, but maybe it’s just Pam Anderson doing classic Pam Anderson posing….I’m not qualified to do a carbon test or count the rings on her pussy to know how aged out her already well traveled in the 90s pussy is.

Pam Anderson was proof that having a set of fake tits that cost 5-10k was all you needed to matter in America….to live that American dream and proof the sex tape was a good marketing hook…so in a lot of ways she was the internet before the interent….but better than that “I’m The Internet” song that only 2 of you will remember….

She was a hot thing jerked off to by many….that is what her epitaph reads because being basically dead, she’s not dead yet.




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2018

31

Jan

Pam and Tommy 20 Year Sex Tape Anniversary of the Day

The Pammy and Tommy sex tape from 1998 was a huge fucking deal, in an early internet era, when celebrities, even Playboy models turned huge titty stars, were not putting out homemade porno…it was cutting edge, it paged the way for all things good in the world like PARIS HILTON and KIM KARDASHIAN…but more importantly, it brings back memories of a simpler time, when you genuinely believed that the porno tape leaked was stolen from them and that they had nothing to do with its release…and didn’t make any of the money off the release, even though legally they would have had to sign the rights of the video over to whoever mass produced it.

We were dumber then, less jaded, and most importantly, this porno tape was coveted, hard to access, you had to go to the sex shop and buy it for 40 bucks or something crazy, or find a bootleg VHS version of it from a friend who had two VCRs…

I remember the first time I saw it, it was given to me by a neighbor, who was this weird punk rock dude who also introduced me to Ali G and Tom Green when he was funny, he would just collect all this random shit I didn’t actually care about, until I got to experiece PAM sucking dick and getting penetrated.

It’s hard to believe that I am 20 years older, that this happened 20 years ago…and I think we should all give props, a tribute, a nod…a moment of silence…even a themed viewing party with your friends….because it is the single most important thing to happen in pop culture.


DO YOU REMEMBER when you first saw the sex tape?…..

Well watch it again. VISIT VIVID

They’re running a deal on it…you can watch if to a dollar….a DOLLAR well spent.

SO watch it again. VISIT VIVID

If you want to see the more “hardcore” trailer for old times STEPSMUT

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2016

21

Nov

Pamela Anderson in Contributor Magazine of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is getting topless because she’s a porn avenger…and thinks that porn, despite being in her own porn, is the devil, because if your porn is with your husband you got Hep C from, rather than some paid actor you’re being paid to fuck, it’s not actually porn, but art – letting you inside their world….or something ridiculous…

I think her fighting porn is more about her ex husband / boyfriend / who was the male star of the Paris Hilton sex tape….meaning both Pam Anderson and her husband were in sex tapes….were actually new age pornstars…his was Paris Hilton’s cock in One Night in Paris – developing a porn addiction where he would sit and jerk off to girls who look like Pam Anderson all clown tits and bleached hair but who aren’t 100 years old and weathered…and she got bitter…

Either way, why am I still talking about Pam Anderson, this is the kind of girl who dies at menopause.

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2016

21

Sep

Porn Hating Pamela Anderson for Dazed 25th Anniversary of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is on a fight against porn, because I guess she’s too old to do porn, even though you’re never too old to do porn, because there is always a pervert willing to jerk off to an old lady, especially when that old lady is Pam Anderson…the Kim Kardashian of her generation…who made a lot of money of stupid tits, fake face and hair, but also from her own porno…where her husband stuck it to her on a houseboat like a classy white trash person she is…

But now, she’s older, less sexualized, but still sexualizing herself, it’s all she knows…and I guess figures taking the feminist approach to porn, celebrating a woman’s choice or that she get paid more to be in porn, without factoring her own porn experience, or Playboy experience, or really that she was jerk off material for a generation of men…isn’t really what she’s about…

She thinks porn is ruining the sex life and lives of millions of kids…and men…and people because it is addictive…despite having built a career off the same dopamine release people watching porn today get…it was pre-internet – we were easy…

So for what must have been a generation long…people jerked off to her because she was porn…and now kids accessing porn are jerking off to weridness that makes them think big dick anal is the default sex position…and gangbang triple penetration in one hole is what you do on weekends…forgetting the romance…that Pam Anderson sold so well in her personal brand…that she probably feels she inspired in her porn…so much because it was her Honeymoon dammit…and there is no honeymoon without romance..

Well…she’s in a magazine…

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2015

03

Dec

Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Pam Anderson, in a black wig and lingerie…is Day 3 of the Love Magazine 31 days of December – people of interest in lingerie dancing silly – online bonanza….that isn’t for Christmas because Christmas is so dated…but rather for the all encompassing “Holiday”…and I think the “Holiday Miracle” in all this is that people consider an old tired Pam Anderson full of plastic surgery to be a person of interest….I mean if this was a long lost sex tape from the 90s, I’d get it, but as it stands now…its some old man Christmas or as the kids call him – old man Holiday with silly clown tits that are only a couple of years old….doing things she did in her 20s and even 30s…in her 50s….its weird… But maybe I’m just at a loss for words now that she’s beat hepatitis…for those of you who don’t know, making a fun of a girl or woman or granny for being a whore when she’s got the hepatitis to prove it was the obvious and the easy…literally…and I like things easy…obviously…..

Here’s to Canada….and old ladies…keeping the “i guess I’d fuck her…alive…

I love Christmas…and I like that Love is pulling it off in this Christmasless world we live in….so to see the rest of the now annual Advent Calendar HERE

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2015

17

Nov

Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

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Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself…


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2015

09

Nov

Pam Anderson is Hep C Free – Now We Can’t Make Fun of Dirty Pussy of the Day

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I am pretty sad to announce that Pam Anderson is officially cure of Hep C….a disease she got from fucking a lot of dirty rock and roll men..but that she pretends she got from a bad Tattoo…because it’s more wholesome to say their STD / STI was from a public toilet seat and not the fact that their genitals are a public toilet seat…

I am CURED!!! – I just found out #nomorehepc #thankyou #blessing #family #prayer #live I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment. It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still..

I guess money can buy everything, even health….even in her old age….

So now, I guess I’ll have to find a new angle on Pam Anderson content, maybe laugh at her stupid clown tits, or the fact that she paved the way for sex tapes as a fellow Canadian and is patient zero, not that Pam Anderson matters or even exists anymore, and I’ve milked her hep harder than she’s ever milked anything…so I guess it was a good run….

Here’s some of her highlights…a little tribute to the hep pussy…with recent pics because I can’t find her old good stuff…and really why waste the time on that….now that she’s cure of Hep…

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2015

27

Oct

Pamela Anderson is Amazing of the Day

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People seem pretty pumped that Pamela Anderson was out flashing her panties…because I guess if she was flashing her pussy without panties…it’d be dangerous…as we all know, it’s public knowledge…she’s got diseases…sexually communicable diseases…lovely…

But that wouldn’t stop you, would it…I mean she’s the girl you jerked off to as a teeen, when she was on TV, because I assume no one under 40 reads sites like this, thanks to social media and snapchat offering new pussy, that isn’t old gross, vile, pussy…with equally shitty fake tits, who don’t necessarily have the same impact when telling the story of fucking them, because this is Pam Anderson, but probably everything else about it would be better…because when it is Pam Anderson, it’s digusting…She’s been beat down…

All this to say, Canada pride..and the sick thing in all this is that I’d totally buy these used panties, especially if she wore them two days after the event, so that they really fucking reek of rancid old lady in menopause with hepatitis and various other ailments in her pussy..and I’d jerk with them wrapped around my face. What does that say about me?

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