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2010

13

Apr

Dad of the Day

I feel bad for this guy, he’s getting bad press when he’s just trying to balance having a good time and taking care of his kids and sometimes the two don’t really go hand in hand so you have to make fucking compromises….Everyone is shitting on the motherfucker, but it’s not like he was caught with his dick inside his kids or something….he was just giving them some time to hang out while he looked at titties and last time I checked there aint nothing wrong with that….but if it was me, I’d bring my girls in with me to show them their future profession….like fuckin’ career day, but then again, not everyone is as into education as I am….you people can take away his kids, but you can’t take away his freedom….no wait, they can do that too, fucking authorities always ruining our fun.

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2009

27

Apr

Another Webcam Booty Dancin’ on Cam For Her Baby of the Day

Here’s a funny video of a naked woman doing a booty dance on camera with her kid in the room. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but my mother was also a Mexican whore, so when I was this kids age, I saw a hell of a lot worse, you know streams of endless men fucking the shit out of her, but I didn’t mind, a lot of the times they’d give me toys, it only got weird when they asked for me to be in the room. That was a long time ago, she is dead now, she was a good woman, she was just trying to survive and provide for use. I am not sure what this woman is doing, but its not like she’s masturbating or like this is hot, so I guess just seein how her ass bounces. Enjoy.

Posted in:Mom|parent|Webcam Booty Dancing

2006

07

Feb

Britney’s Parenting Techniques


This is all over the internet, I saw it on TV already, there’s really no point in me posting it because I have nothing interesting to say about it, but I generally don’t have anything interesting to say about much. I guess in Britney’s defense, I will say that my mother was a whore, as in a prostitute and not a whore as in I am a spoiled little rich kid and I hate my whore mother. Anyway, the point of the story is that she used to make me watch her get fucked by random men, I guess they were paying customers and she just wanted to show me what fucking is all about, I was lucky that the few times she did use condoms. She didn’t make me put them on for her, like her own personal condom applicator. I used to smoke cigarettes and drink booze with her when I was 5, and she was between jobs, she treated me like I was her useless slave and made me fist one of her friend’s in some on-stage performance. I think she made 10 dollars or something from it. I had no idea what I was doing at the time and in retrospect, one would find that a little disturbing, but I found it hot, and still do. We were in Mexico and we needed to eat.

All this to say, if driving with your kid on your lap is so bad, you should look at what your neighbors are doing to their kids behind closed doors and more importantly, Britney is rich, and nothing bad ever happens to the rich people.

Posted in:Britney Spears|kids|parent|Slut|Unsorted

2006

07

Feb

Britney's Parenting Techniques


This is all over the internet, I saw it on TV already, there’s really no point in me posting it because I have nothing interesting to say about it, but I generally don’t have anything interesting to say about much. I guess in Britney’s defense, I will say that my mother was a whore, as in a prostitute and not a whore as in I am a spoiled little rich kid and I hate my whore mother. Anyway, the point of the story is that she used to make me watch her get fucked by random men, I guess they were paying customers and she just wanted to show me what fucking is all about, I was lucky that the few times she did use condoms. She didn’t make me put them on for her, like her own personal condom applicator. I used to smoke cigarettes and drink booze with her when I was 5, and she was between jobs, she treated me like I was her useless slave and made me fist one of her friend’s in some on-stage performance. I think she made 10 dollars or something from it. I had no idea what I was doing at the time and in retrospect, one would find that a little disturbing, but I found it hot, and still do. We were in Mexico and we needed to eat.

All this to say, if driving with your kid on your lap is so bad, you should look at what your neighbors are doing to their kids behind closed doors and more importantly, Britney is rich, and nothing bad ever happens to the rich people.

Posted in:Britney Spears|kids|parent|Slut|Unsorted