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2014

04

Feb

Paz de la Huerta in some Nurse 3D Promo Pics of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day of Paz de la Huerta promoting some ridiculousness called Nurse 3D, which based not the promo pics, looks like some of the best cinematic work to hit the world since Titanic.

I’m talking some straight to DVD garbage that gets her naked and covered in fake blood, like some kind of period fetish film, because despite booking an HBO show she got killed off of, she’s really the straight to DVD caliber actress..I mean even in Boardwalk empire her hipster bush and a willingness to show it was the only reason she was there….a holster bush I fell in love with and wrote long songs for…that were ignored because I don’t think Paz knows how to read…but she does know how to get naked and that’s an easier way to make money.

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2012

17

Dec

Paz de la Huerta for Playboy of the Day

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January / February 2013′s star of the fucking show over at Playboy..is my favorite pig dragged out of the gutter…Paz de la Huerta….

These pics are amazing…especially considering there’s a full on pussy shot, which is so unlike playboy, but I guess is Playboy’s answer to trying to stay relevant in a desensitized world, further proving why they went broke, and lost relevance, and that Hefner has lost his mind, see cuz there was a time when playboy was a magical place for girls you never saw nude get nude….while Paz de la Huerta is some drugged out party slut, who is always nude…kinda making this less exciting for anyone who isn’t a Paz de la Heurta fan…something I can’t imagine actually exists…cuz she’s amazing…

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2012

02

Jul

Some Random Unknown Paz de la Huerta Nudes of the Day

I am a fan of Paz de la Heurta cuz she’s on some gutter slut kick…and I was actually pretty amazed by the fact that she actually got work on TV back in the Boardwalk Empire days before getting fired…you know cuz she looks like some rich kid who has an artist loft in New York that she uses to fuck everyone as she fucks herself up with various drugs cuz daddy was too busy working and fucking the secretary to make her feel secure in her privileged self life…..but I was probably only a fan cuz she was always naked and rocking a hipster bush that coincidentally maintained historical continuity….cuz all other girls they auditioned were bikini waxed and that just wouldn’t work for a 1920s whore….

Either way, since her being fired, she’s been in a lot of nude shoots, staying relevant and thus staying awesome and I dig it….

No idea when this one is from, but I like it, it’s an opitical illusion and shit….trippy.

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2012

25

Jun

Paz de la Huerta Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.

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2012

11

Apr

Paz de la Huerta’s Naked in a Photoshoot of the Day

I am a fan of dirty hipsters who look like they don’t shower because they are too busy getting fucked up at after parties but who get naked….because being wild, crazy and willing to get naked is a huge part of being a “who gives a fuck about what people think” hipster….they are the creative, weird cuz it is cool to be weird, semi intellectual, try hard, future of progressive thought….in song, writing, fashion, and partying…..and in Paz de la Heurta’s case….getting naked in front of a camera as long as someone will watch….take pics…and put it out there….since she’s out of work.

She’s not the hottest, but her willingness to just go with it while looking messed up on all levels, makes her better than the girls I ask to get naked for me, who all refuse. Cunts.



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2012

03

Apr

Paz de la Heurta Spreading Her Ass in some Photoshoot of the Day

Paz dela Huerta is awesome. She reminds me of some crackhead party girl hipster at all the hipster parties fucked up in the corner, pulling her tits out for everyone to see, because she’s all wild like that….you know taking on photoshoots that pay her 50 bucks or even nothing, because she likes the fantasy that maybe one day she’ll be a model, or because that 50 bucks will buy her a 40 bag of coke with 10 dollars for a cocktail…..anything for fucking attention….and I love it.

I don’t know if Paz was always this willing to get naked to get ahead bitch, but she was on TV for a while, on a show where she got naked, and now that that is over, she’s getting in front of as many people willing to take nudes of her as possible, the kind of drive I look for in my crackheads….cuz it usually means easy blowjobs….

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2012

21

Mar

Paz de la Huerta by the Pool for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz de la Huerta is some crackhead or meth addicted looking hipster bitch who looks the right amount of haggard for me to want to have sex with her….She’s recently become Terry Richardson’s must, and he’s got pics of her all over his site, because she’s a crazy hipster bitch who gets naked wherever she goes….maybe because she likes it, maybe because she’s fucked up and doesn’t know what she’s doing, or maybe because she knows Terry Richardson is right now the top of the fashion photography game, and that people are watching him, and thus watching her…..you know some backlash from being fired from Boardwalk Empire, the gig I’m sure she thought was gonna make her a big deal…and I guess it kinda did….but the ride is over and now she’s doing all she can do to stay relevant…it’s hard out there for an aspiring bitch who loves getting naked….and at least she’s getting naked…..next time I hope for more pussy lip.

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2012

13

Feb

Paz De La Huerta for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

I kinda love Paz De La Huerta or PAZ dela Huerta depending on your socio economic background….and I’m disappointed she’s been kicked off Boardwalk Empire….because watching her naked….all 1920s hipster bush and great tits exposed in some of the best nudity on TV but the good news is that she’s always fucking naked…from previous shoots with her exposed asshole….to other movies…she knows she’s a good fucking thing….so this Flaunt magazine video might as well be fashion porn…or maybe all fashion might as well be considered porn…..cuz I can jerk off to it…but more importantly….it might as well be considered Paz De La Huerta’s not giving up or giving in to the rejection from her biggest gig….and I love it. Titties fucking everywhere.

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2011

26

Dec

Paz De La Huerta’s Ridiculous Collection of Nudes of the Day

Maybe Christmas isn’t over yet afterall….Maybe the lesson of Christmas is that it is something we should feel everyday….You know something that really reminds us to appreciate shitty gifts, annoying family, and goodwill to all men….because I love seeing Paz dela Huerta nude pics…even if there are so many of them out there….because there’s just something about Paz dela Huerta…mainly the fact she gets naked….coupled with her dirty hipster on drugs hustle….and her bush that just makes me wish I was the mistle toe haing off her xmas bush….

No idea when these pics were taken, they are from a video, email me the video becuase I just know they are magic….mainly cuz I can see her asshole…

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2011

08

Dec

Paz de la Huerta for S Moda of the Day

I love Paz de la Huerta….probaby because she always looks like a fucking wreck…you know cracked out and hipster…hungover and high….the kind of girl you would want to bring home to your mom to make her feel like she failed as a parent…the kind of girl I wannt o fuck..girls like this know how to fuck…I mean how else did she end up on TV….more importantly NAKED ON TV …..where the fuck did this goddess come from….where was she before Boardwalk Empire…what gutter does she live in…and why isn’t she sitting on my fucking face….These are the questions I ask myself as I look at these hot pics.

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2011

09

Jun

Paz De La Huerta Naked for Magazine of the Day

I’ve been following Paz De La Huerta for the last few months. I guess I kinda fell in love with her overgrown bush in Boardwalk Empire….which is substantially more erotic than any of these pics, except maybe for that Steve Buscemi weird looking mother fucker bringing her sex appeal down…coupled with some of her cracked out pics…that despite being erotica to me..cuz crackheads do anything and I mean ANYTHING for crack…which is hot to me…doesn’t cancel out that it is equally disgusting..

That said, here she is in a movie, naked by no labia….no bush…but whatever…I’m posting it anyway…

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2011

28

Apr

Paz De La Huerta Seducing Me Crack Cocaine Styles of the Day

She should change her name to Paz De La Hurting..

I watched Boardwalk Empire. I saw her naked hipster bush. I POSTED HER HIPSTER NUDITY. I like naked hipster bush.
Even if the bush was grown out for accuracy of the era.

I saw her in some art fag video, even if art fag nudity generally bores me, while sex simulation generally doesn’t….

I saw her ass in panties for some for some fashion pretentious magazine….

I thought all these things were good enough…and now I have no idea what the fuck I am looking at now….Maybe she should strategically show hipster bush to distract me from that really freaky face….Is this a product of Botox, or no make-up….Is this a birth defect that make-up artists are able to cover-up before shooter….Is she not really hot ever, and I just got carried away about the tits on TV….who the fuck knows…or really cares…it’s just funny to look at this Amazing face…

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2011

22

Feb

Paz De La Huerta in Nothing Personal of the Day

This is some short film from 2009 called Nothing Personal, starrign Paz De La Huerta, I’m guessing before she got the one acting job she’s ever had in Boardwalk Empire and she’s getting fucked in it, like she does in Boardwalk Empire, only it takes place in present day, so she’s got her pussy shaved, how unfortunate.

It’s doing the rounds, was uploaded by the director 10 days ago, and I guess he’s riding off her fame to get himself fame…..

I guess that’s the beauty of getting eager girls naked on tape, in the event they ever make it in the big times….or even the not so big times…

Hot video regardless – watch it – pre-fame is better than fame.

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2011

04

Jan

Paz de la Huerta’s Ass for Paper Magazine of the Day

I watched parts of Boardwalk Empire….most of those parts included Paz de la Huerta’s parts ….cuz she consistently showed off her twat…..her hairy hipster pretending to be the 1920s bush…and now she’s in a hipster magazine showing off her hipster tattoo while wearing men’s underwear, a fetish I’ve never been too into…but I can assume at least one of you has been into….becuase I used to live with a guy who would dress up any girl he was banging in a pair of little kid briefs, I’m talking the ones with the Superman logo, but that was on a whole other level of weird….not that it matters…cuz nothing really matters…excpet maybe this moment we are sharing right now…I know I’ll bring this with me on the rest of my journey….weirdos…

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2009

06

Nov

Paz de la Huerta Naked in Some Movie Called The Limits of Control of the Day

I’ve never heard of this girl but she plays the naked hispanic slut in some new movie called The Limits of Control, and the whole thing is very interracial. I guess being the hispanic slut is the only way for a Spanish chick can get work in the movies and here are her clips because it’s Friday and that’s what Friday’s are for….I mean I guess that’s what everyday is for….but whatever I had nothing else to say about this bitch cuz I have no respect for her for feeding into a stereotype by whoring herself out, it’s the easy route, when she coulda done things in a respectable way, one step back for our hispanic people….

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