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2017

18

May

Penelope Cruz Bikini of the Day

Penelope Cruz’s tits look good in her one piece bathing suit…which I think is important for all women….because I am an old school person, not some flimsy cunty have homosexual from drinking the chemicals in the water that make the fish gay…I am good old fashion pervert…who knows the value of good tits for a woman’s life, career and happiness….because without tits. They are nothing…

I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero…so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but next time do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits…

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2017

11

May

Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day

I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister.

I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part…

I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires.

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2016

24

Nov

Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day

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I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty…..

Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom…

This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits…

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2016

01

Jul

Penelope Cruz Cancer Tits from a Movie of the Day

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I feel like I already posted some of these pics from some recent enough movie called MAMA – where Penelope Cruz has breast cancer and survives then hangs out one tittied with DICKs…at least that is what these screen grabs are telling me…

I figure you probably like cancer ward patients because they aren’t strong enough to run from you, or maybe the lonely ones like your company and get you in on the will, or maybe terminally ill is your thing, some like to be first lovers de-virginizing, others like to be last lovers pre death….which also comes with little commitment….meaning you can’t get stuck with one of the clingers unless of course you give them hope to survive…

Either way, Penelope Cruz, who I don’t think is that hot, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, proving she’s not that hot, because hot girls don’t fuck me, is playing a cancer survivor to get another Oscar, it’s the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty..,…but it may not have worked out – or got nominated – it came out a year ago – but I like to think we’ve all won a bit – because of the tit – that could be hers or could be prosthetic – which in either case is great – since nothing is real, fake is good enough…

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2016

21

Jan

Penelope Cruz Cancer in a Movie Tits of the Day

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Apparently Penelope Cruz is playing a cancer survivor in her new movie, which I guess is the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty…

So these are pics of her tits or tit make-up tits…which I guess is erotic to you, if you have no soul and don’t feel any sympathy for a woman getting paid millions to mock women who die of this disease…right?

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2016

15

Jan

Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day

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Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots.

This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great…

But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead.

An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage..

Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge.

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2015

28

Apr

Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

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Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this…..


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