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DrunkenStepfather Does the Poor Man’s Comicon of the Day

Equipped with an iPhone with 20% battery life, Drunkenstepfather.com, meaning me, went to Montreal’s version of Comicon, even though they didn’t give us Press passes, meaning we paid the 35 dollars to see this shit, despite hating virgin loser nerds who like video games and comic books and scifi and cosplay and fantasy and second life… as much as I hate the stale semen smell that follows them everywhere they go…..from chronic masturbating in their mom’s basement where they live and make robotic women while pretending to be married to their favorite women….

Well it turns out that they convention itself was as bootleg and ghetto and second rate poor man hustle as my reporting…but I figured I’d post my pics anyway….

From Captain Picard and Kirk sitting next to each other in some nerd time warp vortex, to some fat chick showing off the only head she’s ever got, to the Ghostbusters comparing dick sizes, and some girls in cosplay costume seeking male attention…..it was good times.

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The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day

Here are the NUTS girls….Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Sophie Howard, Emma Glover, Jessica-Jane Clement, Rosie Jones, etc…topless for some summer photoshoot reminding us that NUTS has the winning fucking formula….so many girls with great tits who aren’t cut to be actual models…are willing to model topless so long as it is classy and not porn….even though dudes everywhere jerk off to them….even though they aren’t cut out to be actual models…but are just willing to model topless….

I mean you don’t even have to pay these bitches much, just sign them up and pay them more than they make working the cash at the grocery store….

It’s awesome and here are some pics from their summer special…cuz it is summer and you shouldn’t be on a computer….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Rosie Jones




Breastfeeding Picture of the Day

I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess…..

Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…

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Alice Baton Titties for Io Donna. Magazine of the Day

Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits, especially when they are being shown off by the girls so eager to make it in the pretentious bullshit fashion world cuz if they do make it, it is easy living…and all they had to do was take off their shirt…like a stripper, with the comfort of knowing she’s not a stripper, cuz she only gets topless in photoshoosts, and not for 10 dollars a song, but I think it is the same fucking thing…and that’s why I like Alice Baton enough to visualize her being sodomized by a baton….like it was a college team sport hazing….

Either way, here’s the hot fitness shoot.

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Sasha Cohen in Her Olympic Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Sasha Cohen Olympic athlete body in her bikini for twitter…because I guess she wants a little of that Olympic athlete in her bikini scandal that Australian swimmer got….or maybe cuz she’s put so much time and energy into her body and fitness that she feels the need to show it off like the dudes you see walking around your neighborhood topless…or maybe cuz she’s got higher muscle tone, higher testosterone and hire sex drive ad is ready to fuck…cuz all her figure skating partners are faggots who won’t put their dick in her….and she just wants someone to put their dick in her…cuz all those years of training never allowed for her to have a normal life….or maybe…just maybe…she’s like 90 percent of girl on instagram who like putting pics of themselves up in bikinis…cuz all girls are whores…who cares…just look at the pics…

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Isla Hot in Lingerie for Dress to Kill Magazine of the Day

Isla is some hot model from Montreal who should be hanging out on my dick everyday, especially now that I just made her famous….but in reality, she’ll just think that the Dress to Kill Magazine is what actually made her famous, even though no one has ever heard about that shit, while DrunkenStepfather is a fucking household name, except maybe to hot lingerie models from my home town who I have never met, but who should be hanging out on my dick, because I bring them international exposure to perverts everywhere….

It’s actually a fucking problem….I hang out with toothless whores who don’t know what day it is…and sometimes I risk getting gangrene on my dick because of it…while there are hundreds of local bitches who I would actually want to fuck but don’t know about…who should be sucking up to me but who don’t….who would make all activities substantially more fun if they were wearing their bikinis while we do them….

What I am saying is I need a hot model entourage. It’s fucking time.

Posted in:Isla|Photos




Sylvie van der Vaart in Lingerie on the Runway of the Day

Sylvie van der Vaart is some old dutch model who has been fucking the same professional soccer player since 2003 and who is probably less of a model and more of a WAG or football wife in terms of why she is famous….you know cuz “Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003″ probably wouldn’ t last 9 years without being attached to someone a little more important, since Netherlands’ Sexiest Female in 2003 is barely a fucking accomplishment….and in the grand scheme of things just doesn’t matter…

What does matter is that she survived Breast Cancer, and is now back to modeling what I can only assume is charity events to support saving titties, a cause I support and love, cuz the idea of a disease robbing our women of their breasts is an attack on our freedom….

What also matters is that she beat the cancer and is modeling in her underwear, rocking her possibly new nippleless cancer free tits….lookin’ pretty hot for a 34 year old….

Here is some Video…..

Posted in:Photos|Sylvie Van Der Vaart




J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities, their conversations, they behavior, but more importantly, the fact that they are all millionaires from it….especially considering that this brickhouse of a woman, built like a fucking tank, the stripper you wouldn’t get a lap dance from, who isn’t a fucking stripper, cuz she’s a millionaire…is the hot one on the show…. confusing me….annoying me….but drawing me in…probably because I have a weakness for bad smelling cheese….it’s an eating disorder, I blame my obese wife for…you know sometimes it is hard to wash properly when you are her size…

Either way, trash or not, here’s J.Woww in a photoshoot for Inked Magazine August 2012.

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DJ Juicy M in a Bikini for XXL Ukraine of the Day

The DJ game got ridiculous a few years ago….

I am not into the whole party scene, DJ scene purist down with the hip hop scene, but I do know that there was a time dudes had to buy records, make their own records, to get booked shows where on the high end they’d make 2,000 dollars maybe 5,000 if they were fucking hero DJ, which in and of itself is a retarded concept….

The MP3 dropped, destroyed vinyl, or actual investment in music…blogs told all these idiot posers what to play instead of instinct…technology and programs made DJing easy…then DJs became rockstars and made 50,000 dollars a show…and bitches like this decided to add DJing to their modeling…to give them an edge….and people responded….and the whole thing is so stupid…that I can’t help but love it…cuz party sluts playing music for party sluts is the premise of all my sexual fantasies…

Her name is DJ Juicy M and she’s probably a clown in the DJ booth playing pre-mixed sets and moving like she was Paris Hilton, but hot in a bikini….I’m into her playing the soundtrack of my life via my dick.

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