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2012

20

Jun

Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day


PIXIE LOTT is some UK Popstar trash who has more importantly FLASHED HER ASS ON STAGE IN THE PAST ….because every fabricated, boring as fuck, popstar act, especially from the UK, needs a little sleaze and scandal to not really feel like they’ve sold their soul in exchange for a paycheck that is far better than the one they’d get waiting tables, plus they get to rockout on stage for people to scream at them like they fucking matter…..it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts I can look up, so Pixie Lott is a fucking star to me…with staying power I would like to see dripping off my dick….


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2012

20

Jun

Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

AIDA YESPICA is some South American mom/ Pageant winner who has posed nude in the past and who spent the better part of January in her bikini, showing off her awesome South American Ass and implants, cuz South American girls have shitty fucking tits and some take the plunge to save them, while others just breed and get fatter and fatter and fatter, luckily AIDA is too fucking vain for that….rockin’ out hard bodied, looking good cuz we don’t have to see what damage the birthing process had on her whore equipment, cuz she’s wearing bikini bottoms….Smart Move….I guess not all hispanics are half retarded, emotionally driven, drug smuggling farmers…..Some of them are perfect fucking bodies…


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2012

20

Jun

Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that.


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Posted in:Emma Stone|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Genevieve Morton Named FHM South Africa’s Hottest Woman of the Day

Not to discredit Genvieve Morton’s title of South Africa’s hottest woman according to FHM South Africa…..but the truth is she’s the only South African who isn’t HIV positive.

As a fan of South African woman, because they are some melting pot of fucking hot, for some reason I don’t quite understand, but assume it has to do with rich white European people exploiting poor black natives, making them work their farms and mine their blood diamonds, I mean doesn’t all hot pussy stem from extreme racism in exotic places???

It is nice to see Candice Swanepoel knocked off her ego train by this bustier, hotter according to FHM, Genvieve Morton bitch, cuz I am sure she’s at that point of fucking annoying in her career where she just thinks she is bigger than South Africa….

Especially since Genvieve Morton posts nipple pics on twitter…. but then again so does Swanepoel…I guess it’s part of their culture….nipples, diamonds and HIV….

Here are the rest of the FHM South Africa Hot Pics….

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Octomom’s Masturbation Porn Uncensored Pics of the Day

Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..

If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….

Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..

All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…

Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people…..

Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

Posted in:Photos|Stella Hudgens

2012

18

Jun

Octomom Beat Up in a Staged Bikii Shoot of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

I joke about how I want to bang Octomom because she’s got ridiculous tits and she’s probably the only living person who can help perform the crawl up into a vagina as a full grown man in some reverse birthing porn…..

But the truth is…she’s fucking disgusting….and needs to not be doing masturbation porn….but instead needs to be blacklisted and ignored by all mainstream and porn media…she’s the fucking worst….and she shouldn’t be posing in saged bikini pics…big tits or not…..the rest of her can’t support or justify the attention…vile.


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Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Whores Out at Vegas Pool Party of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was finally invited somewhere other than the local donut shop…..fat bitch was hired to do some kind of guest host at some Vegas pool party….cuz Vegas pool parties will hire anyone to host their bullshit if they have been on TV at least once…I’m talking anyone…..

I know Aubrey O’Day was excited abou this shit, cuz she posted as many fucking pics of herself on twitter like she fucking matters…all up on her black boyfriend…kissing some girlfriend…in what you call crying for attention as loud as possible…hoping someone like me….will post about it….and since she’s got fat tits to go along with her fat ass and fat belly black dudes love….I’m gonna endorse….even if I kinda hate the bitch cuz everything that comes out of her mouth is fucking annoying and everything that goes into her mouth is high calorie of of African decent….

She’s the fucking worst


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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….

The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

Posted in:Photos|Sophie Monk

2012

18

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate…..

That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago

Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Samantha Gradoville

2012

15

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Hot in Her Bikini Showing Tit for Vogue Italia of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is a great model cuz she shows her fucking tits….

Here she is in a shoot for Vogue Italia shot by Miles Aldridge, the brother of Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret fame and some other model who will remain nameless cuz she’s ditched me as a friend on facebook and life the second she got a modeling contract, bitch…

Earlier this week, some TERRY RICHARDSON STUDI SNAP SHOT NUDES OF HER DROPPED …..and now this…titties for fashion twice in one week…that’s some good ratio….some eager to be famous and willing to do what it takes to get there including getting naked cuz she doesn’t want to be shiped back to Hungary like a cabbage eating Magyar…the kind of work ethic ethnic I love…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker in the Most Offensive See Through of all Time of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker…..the horse woman….is up there with the worst fucking people to ever be on TV….but more importantly the worst fucking people who were celebrated as being attractive, sexual, 30 something documenting her friend’s sex life, all stylish and showing off her big tits for her small frame, distracting from the fact that she was disgusting, cuz other women built her up…and dudes were forced to go along with it, cuz vagina controls us….

So seeing her lookin’ like a zombie you’d need to be on bath salts to wanto to get down with….rocking a see through shirt with no bra…is fucking disgusting…in an amazing kind of way….amazing like Ripley’s Believe it or Not…not amazing like my dick’s so hard I should take a pic of it to use for sexting at a later date cuz it’s peaking….if you know what I mean….worst see through ever….

Posted in:Photos|Sarah Jessica Parker

2012

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Boring Lingerie Shoot of the DAy

Bar Refaeli is boring…she’s a draft dodger in Israel, because she was too busy running around the world half naked with A-List celebrities all while securing her own over-hyped career….and sure her half naked body isn’t all that bad…but then again what half naked body is bad to begin with when you’re not fat and have rocking tits…..and this photoshoot of her doesn’t really make her any more interesting as a person…but I guess when you’re a half naked bitch, being a person, or her personality, morals, values, and character don’t really factor into things….you see cuz being half naked takes precendence…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Photos