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2012

06

Jul

J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities, their conversations, they behavior, but more importantly, the fact that they are all millionaires from it….especially considering that this brickhouse of a woman, built like a fucking tank, the stripper you wouldn’t get a lap dance from, who isn’t a fucking stripper, cuz she’s a millionaire…is the hot one on the show…. confusing me….annoying me….but drawing me in…probably because I have a weakness for bad smelling cheese….it’s an eating disorder, I blame my obese wife for…you know sometimes it is hard to wash properly when you are her size…

Either way, trash or not, here’s J.Woww in a photoshoot for Inked Magazine August 2012.

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2012

05

Jul

DJ Juicy M in a Bikini for XXL Ukraine of the Day

The DJ game got ridiculous a few years ago….

I am not into the whole party scene, DJ scene purist down with the hip hop scene, but I do know that there was a time dudes had to buy records, make their own records, to get booked shows where on the high end they’d make 2,000 dollars maybe 5,000 if they were fucking hero DJ, which in and of itself is a retarded concept….

The MP3 dropped, destroyed vinyl, or actual investment in music…blogs told all these idiot posers what to play instead of instinct…technology and programs made DJing easy…then DJs became rockstars and made 50,000 dollars a show…and bitches like this decided to add DJing to their modeling…to give them an edge….and people responded….and the whole thing is so stupid…that I can’t help but love it…cuz party sluts playing music for party sluts is the premise of all my sexual fantasies…

Her name is DJ Juicy M and she’s probably a clown in the DJ booth playing pre-mixed sets and moving like she was Paris Hilton, but hot in a bikini….I’m into her playing the soundtrack of my life via my dick.

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2012

04

Jul

Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Twitter Bikini Pictures

Candice Swanepoel posted these pictures of her upper thigh hair to twitter in a “You’re a fucking bikini model, haven’t you got laser, you troll fucking bitch, straight from South Africa, Monkey motherfucker”….only instead of being a troll or a monkey, she’s one of the hottest bikini modls around, and bitch could be HIV positive and rockin’ a 14 inch dick that she likes to use when being an exclusive top, and I’d still get down with her, cuz she’s already won me over….

She’s doing some bikini bullshit, modeling, getting paid for what all you fatties are probably doing today for free, or at the expense of all those around you, and she’s looking pretty lovely….


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2012

04

Jul

Dania Londono Suarez Nude in Soho of the Day

Dania Londono Suarez has some shitty fucking implants…These are some bargain basement titties from a third world country…maybe the doctor left a sponge or something in her….or her body rejected the new organs….or something scientific went wrong here…but it doesn’t matter…as long as we know something went wrong….

No wait, it does matter, how does a skinny chick with implants have nipples aiming to the ground like some kind of fat chick, or mom of 6….it’s almost a comical fail…I feel like I’m looking at a cartoon….

If you’re wondering who Dania Londono Suarez is….she was in a scandal with a Secret Service agent who paid her for sex….who cares. All girls are whores and all guys are johns…True story.

Now she is posing nude in magazines….Making progress….hopefully to save up some money to fix these fucking tits….

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2012

04

Jul

Eva Doll Titties for Fashion of the Day

I am going to assume that Eva Doll is not this girls real name but it is instead her stripper name, the name they are trying to use to brand her and develop her as her own entity, only instead of being an actual stripper, who get paid 10 dollars a song to let strangers, often unshowered strangers, fondle her…..she’s the kind of strirpper who is models for photographers in the pretentious world of fashion…and you know what…I still get to see her tits, so it is virtually one in the same, just marketed differently…like a money grubbing trophy wife who married a billionaire is no officially a hooker getting 150 dollars a session, but she’s still a fucking whore….the model version….

This Eva Doll bitch is hot.

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2012

03

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s July 4h Hooker Photoshoot of the Day

Here are some pics of Courtney Stodden offending all your troops..

Every holiday or national even, this bitch and all the low level, simple minded trash with fake hair, tits, and fake tans….come out of the woodwork and stage stupid themed shots, because that’s as deep as their brains function….or maybe because they are just enthusiastic about their whore lives….like the stupid stripper who plays the part with a smile, eager to pull out her American Flag bikini cuz she thinks it fucking makes her a better person versus the angry one in the corner, pissed off that this is her life….and I guess bitter and angry is less fun than bubbly and half retarded by hot….because it is less depressing….so I can’t hate this shit, I just embrace it and wait for her to jump into porn….

The world needs these kind of obvious and boring but date specific shoots by low level cunts to survive. Otherwise we would all implode with Courtney Stodden’s three remaining brain cells. I am convinced.


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2012

03

Jul

Jessica-Jane Clement in a Bikini in Ibiza Last May of the Day

Jessica-Jane Clement is a titty model from the UK who I have POSTED SOME TITTY PICS OF IN THE PAST

I assume she does shit topless and a google search will help you find all her nipples you need to get off….unless she’s a classy Glamour model who keeps her top on while exploiting her body for all it has to offer….which would be annoying consideering the only thing these Glamour models are good for is their fake tits and their ease of showing them off cuz they are at the level of fake tits where they aren’t really actually part of them…but more importantly…they pay for themselves in less than a week’s work…with all these celebrity perks like cutting lines at night clubs and limos….

She was in her bikini in May….she has probably been in her bikini since then…since it is what she does….and here are the pics…


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2012

03

Jul

Arianny Celeste Hot Bikini Ass of the Day

I am warming up to Arianny Celeste….only becasue my friend is obsessed with UFC and always talks about the shit and the only way I can stomach that faggot, rubbing on each other like a gang of closet cases, greased up in booty shorts, is to look at the implant, hard bodied, Vegas Showgirls they turned into celebrities by casting them for the part of the only thing straight in UFC….

Sure I prefer when she’s naked on hotel balconies getting spy photos taken of her, but that’s only cuz her legal team comes after me and makes me feel closer to her, you know on a spirital level of implant titties and hard bodies….

Point being, her talent lies in getting in bikinis and taking pics of her, and as far as I’m concerned that’s the best talent around…here she is in some self produced bikini pics which I like cuz it makes the paparazzi obsolete….


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2012

03

Jul

Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair of the Day

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I posted A VIDEO OF THIS PHOTOSHOOT and it bored me…so I decided to post the pictures of the shoot, even though they bore me. I am self destructive like that…all about punishing myself….with big spic tits that have made it…living the American Dream better than most naturalized Americans…kinda like Obama….

Happy Independence Day….Let Sofia Vergara Remind you to not worry about the zombies when really it is the Immigrants are Taking Over…bro

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2012

02

Jul

Micaela Schaefer Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits…

These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….

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2012

02

Jul

Ashley Greene in August 2012’s Esquire Looking Hot of the Day

Ashley Greene Hot in Lingerie for Esquire August 2012

Ashley Greene irritates me….I have no real reason to be irritated by her…I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen a move she’s been in, I don’t really get up on all her self-promoting bullshit, I just know she was in Twilight to reach a young fanbase…..then she started dating a Jonas brother, despite his virginity marketing spin, and a chick who pretends to be a virgin is the kinda shit I’m just not into….especially when it isn’t for in bedroom role playing, you know playing “naughty student punished by gym teacher” games….but instead for the media….it is just not authentic…and I am all about popstar, teen dream trash being authentic when they are playing the part…you know own the fact you’re a coked up slut, instead of years later when they don’t matter, are forgotten and dying of drug overdoses cuz they are really just tormented souls….

You get what I am saying, and that is that she’s bullshit, a money making pawn, but she’s looking good in Esquire, and they cant’ take that away from her….

Who cares. Here are the pics.


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2012

02

Jul

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike of the Day

Olivia Munn Topless in Magic Mike

Olivia Munn is an attention seeking bottom feeding slut who made the common mistake that is often made by girls who want to be famous once they reach a certain level of fame without realizing they’ve peaked and instead think they’ve only just begun….I mean reality was she was on G4TV, a show I assume less than 100,000 people watch a day, which is pretty pathetic in terms of TV fame….I mean their youtube videos of their scamming, pretend they are into tech for nerds who watch them and assume they are dream girls, only get 10,000 views….proving that they don’t matter, but that’s hard to really decipher when the fans you do have are so loyal to you, even more loyal to you than they are to their virginity….

So she quits her one good thing to be a famous actor or something she always wanted….and instead, a few years later, she’s taking nude parts in the biggest movies she can find…when she thought she was gonna be headlining the shit…and I think this is the best she’s ever been…usually I hate her much more…..I guess titties have a calming effect….

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2012

02

Jul

Jenny McCarthy Nude in Playboy of the Day

Jenny McCarthy Playboy

I don’t know how I feel about Jenny McCarthy posing naked in Playboy a couple decades later in efforts to get some attention cuz it worked for her the first time around…20 years ago….

On one side her tits are probably only 16, so in ways it is jailbait, but on the flipside she’s not 16….and then on one side she’s getting naked for cameras and I like seeing all girls naked….but on the flipside she’s not 16…

Sure she’s ok for a 50 year old…but still a fucking 50 year old….But maybe I just fear her autism creating pussy.


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2012

29

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Desecrating the Flag for July 4th of the Day

I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason….

I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.

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2012

29

Jun

Lucy Pinder Topless Phototshoot for her 2012 Calendar 6 Months In of the Day

Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing….

Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places…


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