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2012

07

Jun

Jamie Lynn Spears has a Water Balloon Fight of the Day

Jamie Lynn Spears ruined my teen pregnancy fetish I used to have because I think she inspired the MTV Show that made me hate teen pregnancy for the same reason I have always love teen pregnancy…their idiotic behavior that leads to idiots decisions that alter their idiotic life leaving them working idiotic jobs like white trash….where as this bitch on her sister’s bank roll can just go back to being a kid cuz she never has to work a day in her life…taking away have the desperation stuggle that turns me on about this shit. Horrible bitch ruining everything.

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2012

07

Jun

Janice Dickinson’s Hot Zombie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

With all this bath salts that isn’t actuall bath salts and I know this cuz I smoked some my wife got for Christmas and it didn’t make me want to eat her fleshy pussy, but that could be cuz zombies only like living things….shit….

This zombie craze has gone nuts…I mean even this Janice Dickinson, always up on the trends and fashionable, decided to bust out her inner zombie ass to show people she is still a leading in fashion….

Or maybe this is just what she looks like – unfortunate.


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Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Uses Her Tits for Beach Bunny of the Day

I once wrote in my last Kate Upton post a few hours ago:

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential

I’m glad she listened. I am so influential…

Sloppy pig of a woman isn’t too sloppy yet…so take it in…

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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should….

Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it.

Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sucking Popsicles in her Bikini of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord has peaked. I think the day a girl starts posing with popsicles for paparazzi she pays….it is time for her to replace that shit with a real dick….her time has almost come where sucking dick on camera is just what she does….and this mainstream career on shitty shows becomes being the top player in porn game….I mean she’s 90 percent of the way there…..and I can’t help but take note of it….


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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Arianny Celeste Ignores Me On Instagram of the Day

Arianny Celeste’s life is so full of fake tits on display it is insane….it is like she’s a stripper or some shit…oh right…she pretty much is….A vegas showgirl turned UFC ring girl to some….a fucking whore to me…trashy but richer than other whores….giving her the resources needed to keep her fake tits up to date with their latest fake tit technologies – because without fake tits are all she’s good for…

These were all posted the last 36 hours…Maybe I am bitter she doesn’t follow me back on Instagram…or answer my lovely messages I leave her….or maybe I hate celebrating tacky cunts.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes in a Bikini Maxim Portugal’s June 2012 Issue of the Day

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I have done a post on MISS ANGOLA / MISS UNIVERSE 2011 / Leila Lopes’ Tits Before …..back when she won Miss Universe…not cuz I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic…that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are….especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important…their tits not their brains, you see cuz we aren’t zombies here….but sometimes I wish I was on bath salts that turn out to not be actual bath salts making me feel like an idiot for trying to smoke the floral scented bath salts I found in the bathroom because that kind of power is what I need behind me to enjoy sex with my wife…

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Posted in:Leila Lopes|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Brandi Glanville in Her Bathing Suit of the Day


Brandi Glanville isn’t even a Real Housewife, despite being on a show called Real Housewife, that is a horrible half scripted show documenting a horrible high society social scene filled with some of the tackiest rich cunts in the community, because Brandi Glanville was dumped for LeAnn Rimes. but got on the show anyway, probably cuz the producers felt it came with much needed drama to tie into their shit…..you know cuz the bottom feeders are always the loudest….and now she’s out posing that mom body in a bathing suit to either compete with LeAnn Rimes, or cry for attention….cuz that’s the basic formula all girls need for attention. True story.


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Posted in:Brandi Glanville|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton’s Legs for The Daily Dan of the Day

I know everyone fucking loves Kate Upton. I blame aggressive marketing and massive tits for that.

I am just glad I am not as easily influenced, cuz when I see these pics of Kate Upton are photoshopped and she still looks fat in them. Sure not offensively USA MADE fat….but sloppy enough to know she will be fat….not to mention her face is far from perfection that her attention in the media would make you think….but she does have long legs…and you idiots like staring at anything that is her….idiots.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Erin Wasson Recycled Titties For Glamour France July 2012 of the Day

So I saw these pics of Erin Wasson circulating the internet the last couple of hours….they claimed they were from Glamour France July 2012….but I knew I saw these titties in this stance before….So I did some very intense investigative journalism…and found THE SAME PICS IN VOGUE ITALIA JULY 2010 …..Is the internet lying to me…or is the Fashion media running on a budet, recycling old photoshoots that are still relevant cuz people still dress this way, is the economic crash in Europe to blame for low budgets, who fucking knows and who fucking cares, cuz Erin Wasson is a hot, surfer, cool chick model…and I’ll look at tit pics of her from any year….I don’t need recent, I just need topless….

I do feel pretty clever for catching this though…you see cuz i don’t even remember posts I’ve done a day often times an hour after I post them. I must be connected at the soul with this bitch or something….

Posted in:Erin Wasson|NSFW|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Vintage Bikini for some Short Film Called First Point of the Day

RICHARD PHILLIPS is some artist that got Lohan to pretend to be a surfer in some art project he did called First Point…and that she did cuz she’s got nothing else going on……

I guess in one of those things that makes us question what art really is….I mean not cuz Lohan brings up any real debates…but casting her in this and calling it art….makes me wonder how is gutter porn not considered art…but this Lohan in a vintage bikini is….if I was to get porn trash into vintage bikinis…would that be considered art…they whole concept of “art” annoys me…it is some bullshit pretentious intellectualizing nonsense… there is no original thought, just cuz you can paint doesn’t mean you’re a genius visionary, revolutionizing anything….fuck you…just make videos…stop the bullshiit you asshole….

You see, this is Lohan in a bikini…regardless of what con artist labels it….I label it perfection….when obviously it isn’t to anyone with taste or a fear of herpes…and that is what matters…art is in the eye of the beholder or some shit….

Here are the pics

Here is the trailer…maybe…I didn’t watch it…I care about content quality that much here…..Fuck Art. It is a lie.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

Lolo Jones Possible Virgin Athlete Ass for Twiter of the Day

Lolo Jones is some Olympic Hurdler….who posted this picture of herself on twitter. I can’t be bothered to see if she’s competing in London 2014, but I can be bothered to look up this rumor that she is a virgin…..

According to Wikipedia:

In October 2009, Jones posed semi-nude for ESPN.[19] In a 2012 segment on HBO’s Real Sports, Jones revealed that she is a virgin, dates online, and struggles to maintain her virginity.[20] She said “If there’s virgins out there, I’m going to let them know, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life — harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.”[

Which gives a whole new perspective on her fit, muscular, manly looking athlete ass, even if athlete asses are hotter than fat lazy chick asses, cuz I married a fat lazy chick and so much more beyond their asses are disgusting, and the only thing good about them is their inability to run from me when I want to get my fuck on….

But then again, these virginity claims re from 2009….a lot of sex can happen if the right dude comes along with a boner and false promises disguised as Love….

Here’s her twitter pic….

Posted in:Lolo Jones|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hangs With a Gay Dude and Advertises her Politics of the Day

The good news Miley is making a point of loving and supporting and embracing all you faggots.

The better news is she’d doing it in a way people can stare at her tits..and if anything…in a way that her tits are being used to advertise her politics….

The bad news is that Homophobia doesn’t exist anymore….

Sure people will always hate gay people cuz man on man action seems wrong and/ or gross and it doesn’t appeal to them or does and that makes them feel uncomfortable….maybe cuz they know that women are the sex controller and if women had the mindset of men…all hell would break loose in a pile of fucking…thus making gay relationships a scary sexed up mess that will ruin society….not to mention that whole AIDS thing….and anti christian element despite more religious heroes sticking their dick in people of the same gender for generations….

But Homos have never got so much love than they do now. They are allowed on TV, they are allowed to talk about it in their personal life, they can get jobs and not just as hair and make-up people, fashion and interior designers or male prosititutes….they can get mortgages, they are fucking celebrated in the media…high school gays are wearing prom dresses…

This Miley Bitch doesn’t know homophobia…when gays had to marry to repress their gay….and how they had to go to truck stops to live out their gay…only to be beat the fuck up by a gang of hicks waiting for them in the stall…raped then dragged behind pick-up trucks, cuz it’s not gay to the hicks if they kill you when done with you….it’s just teaching them there queers a lesson….

Real homophobia is a thing of the past….Miley needs to get a new cause and mission…ideally involving my penis inside her….so she can stop her fucking bitching about nonsense – and start her bitching about real life problems….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

06

Jun

Sara Underwood Does American Gothic in a Bikini for the Nerds of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriend who used him to get herself into the mainstream is posing in her bikini on twitter like some common attention seeking whore who didn’t have sex with Seacrest…even if she probably didn’t have sex with Seacrest either….because of the whole gay thing….

She also posted a pic of her rubbing down Sonic for the nerds at E3….cuz nerd market is her jam…their loyalty and the fact that their nerd network was all that hired her….

The scam annoys me….but you know she does have a hot body that she also SHOWED OFF IN MEN’S FITNESS AND IT WAS AMAZING and hot bodies make me forgive obvious hookers….

Most importantly, she was a fucking Playboy Model in her past…younger and hotter version of herself…. AND WE CAN CROSS REFERENCE HER PUSSY LIPS IN EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES CLOTHED …something I appreciate about her….

Posted in:Photos|Sara Underwood

2012

06

Jun

Julianne Hough for Glamour of the Day

I guess fucking Seacrest has finally paid off for this bitch Julianne Hough…..because she’s pretty much everywhere…..

She’s already posed spread in her underwear for some magazine….and showed off her flexibility in a bikini in Glmour UK ….and now she’s gone off and posed in some skimpy shit…all promoting a shitty movie she shoulda never been cast in…but unlike most professional dancers…she decided to fuck hollywood, not drug dealers…and the perks are a bit better than being beat up after your shift….apparently…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Photos