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Archive for the Photos Category

2012

18

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….

The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

Posted in:Photos|Sophie Monk

2012

18

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate…..

That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago

Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Samantha Gradoville

2012

15

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Hot in Her Bikini Showing Tit for Vogue Italia of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is a great model cuz she shows her fucking tits….

Here she is in a shoot for Vogue Italia shot by Miles Aldridge, the brother of Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret fame and some other model who will remain nameless cuz she’s ditched me as a friend on facebook and life the second she got a modeling contract, bitch…

Earlier this week, some TERRY RICHARDSON STUDI SNAP SHOT NUDES OF HER DROPPED …..and now this…titties for fashion twice in one week…that’s some good ratio….some eager to be famous and willing to do what it takes to get there including getting naked cuz she doesn’t want to be shiped back to Hungary like a cabbage eating Magyar…the kind of work ethic ethnic I love…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker in the Most Offensive See Through of all Time of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker…..the horse woman….is up there with the worst fucking people to ever be on TV….but more importantly the worst fucking people who were celebrated as being attractive, sexual, 30 something documenting her friend’s sex life, all stylish and showing off her big tits for her small frame, distracting from the fact that she was disgusting, cuz other women built her up…and dudes were forced to go along with it, cuz vagina controls us….

So seeing her lookin’ like a zombie you’d need to be on bath salts to wanto to get down with….rocking a see through shirt with no bra…is fucking disgusting…in an amazing kind of way….amazing like Ripley’s Believe it or Not…not amazing like my dick’s so hard I should take a pic of it to use for sexting at a later date cuz it’s peaking….if you know what I mean….worst see through ever….

Posted in:Photos|Sarah Jessica Parker

2012

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Boring Lingerie Shoot of the DAy

Bar Refaeli is boring…she’s a draft dodger in Israel, because she was too busy running around the world half naked with A-List celebrities all while securing her own over-hyped career….and sure her half naked body isn’t all that bad…but then again what half naked body is bad to begin with when you’re not fat and have rocking tits…..and this photoshoot of her doesn’t really make her any more interesting as a person…but I guess when you’re a half naked bitch, being a person, or her personality, morals, values, and character don’t really factor into things….you see cuz being half naked takes precendence…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Torrie Wilson Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some old as fuck, weathered and beat up, stripper looking pile of ghetto white trash, who used to be a wrestler……you know one of the tacky bitches they threw into the mix to not make the homophobic trailer park fans feel gay about getting a boner for the half naked men, greased up and grinding…

The only thing hot about her is that she is not fat…in fact from 14-20 she was anorexic and love eating disorders cuz they remind me that not all girls are lazy as fuck and into sloppy bodies…her anorexia turned into an unhealthy fitness addiction…..that led to wrestling….

Here she is showing off her fake hair, lips, tits in her inappropriate for a 50 year old hard lookin face, but luckily not so bad because bitch is fit, even if her skin cancer from tanning too hard skin is kinda hanging off her,

Posted in:Photos|Torrie Wilson

2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Xenia Deli Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Xenia Deli is some hot as fuck ridiculously hot as fuck amazingly hot as fuck model who pretty much came out of no where, but who has an awesome name, that I can imagine comes from some war torn country…..and she’s doing this model thing big…..getting naked for fashion from all ankles…positioning herself in a way that she’ll become the next big thing…I’m talking bigger than Kate Upton, cover of SI, working for Victoria’s Secret…not being used to her willing to get naked potential…but making serious fucking bank….look out for this one, them titties are going places…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Xenia Deli

2012

15

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Naked in Muse of the Day

Yesterday – Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her naked ass on twitter….it was from some magazine…and it turned out to be better than expected, because bitch is naked in it, and seeing her naked, reminds me why I hate average girls and fat girls….all bald with her high HIV risk pussy strategically hidden….spectacular…partially because she doesn’t have to get naked in the first place….she makes money without getting naked, she just figures she might as well show it off proper and I’m glad….Africans have such a good work ethic.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW|Photos

2012

14

Jun

OCTOMOM Nude Pics From her Porn of the DAy

I have seen some disgusting vagina in my life, both first hand and in porn, and I am eager to see this OCTOMOM shit uncensored….because that circus freak pussy must be fucking interesting to look at….possibly a mangled mess, flesh wounds everywhere, but there’s also a chance it is amazing…

The uncensored haven’t been released yet, I waited all day for them, but I put in an email to my homies at Wicked, cuz for some reason the porn industry likes me, and I’m sure I’ll get a clip or pics for you soon….and if I don’t someone will…and we can all collectively jerk off to that…cuz something about her is fucking hot….I’m thinking everything….but I’m easily pleased…..too bad she deleted me from facebook for mocking her….I thought that negative hit was gonna get me pussy….but I was wrong….

Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

14

Jun

More Miley in a Bikini Pics of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic….especially when half naked…and really I don’t know if my enjoyment of these pics has anything to do with this being pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini….or if it is just my general liking of all things young, tight bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off their bodies….because I kinda hate Miley Cyrus, she seems like an ignorant, uneducated, trashy hick who would likely annoy me and anyone not on her payroll or not milking her for her personal gain…but she does have that young, tigh bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off her going for her….making her very fucking tolerable…..right now.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex….

She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow…

Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos

2012

14

Jun

COCO is Disgusting in a Bikini on a Bike of the Day


I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for…

Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that.

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Here’s a bonus pic she posted on twitter 14 hours ago…..all greased up…classy and expenisve piece of fucking stripper trash…

Posted in:Coco|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Amazing Dumpy Fucking Ass of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here…or whether I really want to know what is going on here…I’m gonna say that Jessica Simpson was a tank before getting pregnant, became offensively, even medically scary fat after pregnancy, then signed a deal with Weight Watchers to add pressure to herself so that she drops the weight….even though she’s been spotted going to the gym everyday for hours at a time….and still looks like this….but I guess she was a gamble that was worth taking, if she does drop the weight, it will likely be big news, and owning that impossible task, will likely make Weight Watchers a hell of a lot of money….so I get what they were doing there….I just don’t get why it is taking her this long, I am not sure it is even possible, but most importantly, why the fuck did she decide to wear these pants….

My fat wife loves elastic waist bands, she loves making all pants look like leggings, but I don’t like looking at it…it is offensive….it is the kind of behavior that gets her abused…

Let’s hope Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy who K-Fedded her holds the same heavy hand….apparently he doesn’t…..but reality is that she can do what she wants as long as she finances his shit….I get that…..but it doesn’t mean I support it when it ends up looking like this.


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