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Archive for the Photos Category

2012

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Corset of the Day

Miley put this up on Twitter, and I approve….which I am sure was what she was going for…they all care about their drunkenstepfather’s opinion as they spit in my face and say “you’re not my real dad, I hate you!”….leading to spanking, boners and questionable moral and ethical behavior….Miley is the future….more relevant than tap dancing. I’m drunk. Hi.

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2012

08

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Cutting Herself of the Day

I fucking love damaged girls….so whether hard nipple Miley is putting on a stunt or making a joke about being a cutter, or is actually a cutter, I am sold….You see cuz a girl who cuts herself…is a girl for me….molested, experienced, depressed, insecure, self-hating and all the fucking good stuff I look for in a woman because I know they’ll be easy to manage, further destroy and help breakdown to an even darker place…cuz the more fucking tormented and damaged, the better the sex….that’s why so many guys put up with headaches from crazies…often time it’s worth it….even if it always ends horrible…

Sane, stable, secure, happy and positive bitches ruin all…..plus they usually aren’t down to sleep with someone like me, so I was kinda thrown into the damaged woman market head first and I’m happy here…

Thanks Miley….


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Coco’s Big Fake Fucking Tits of the Day

Coco has a sour fucking face even though her whore fucking ass has won her the fucking lottery….you see cuz girls are fucking moody cunts…who do not get the simple fucking fact that their husband’s success is not their success…or that their husband can find a much more pleasant girl who treats him like a fucking king instead of dealing with some spoiled entitled cunt…..

Seeing a bitch all moody, whether on her period, whether in a bad mood cuz she caught him checking out a less disgustingly thick, fake, pile of garbage, just makes me mad for all men out there who put up with bullshit from chicks they think they love, who they support and who aren’t treated like the king of the house that they are supposed to be treated as, especially when bitch isn’t contributing shit and just milking the motherfucker in exchange for sex….insane…..


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Posted in:Coco|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day


I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades…

She’s in Elle and she looks good.

Posted in:Photos|Selena Gomez

2012

08

Jun

Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee in American Curves of the Day

I love fit girls…but I hate overly fit girls….but would probably take overly fit girls over fat girls….depite their enlarged clits….because fit girls are strong enough to bounce on cocks for 30-60 minutes thanks to all the power squats and cardio they do in the gym….but more importantly these fit girls always have fake tits….you just gotta see past the fucking faces that look like dudes…and embrace the sex drive the high testosterone gives them….because it is better than a pile of shit fat girl you have to do all the work on and she still has risk of stroke just laying there – it’s more disgusting than some mucles…..cuz sloth behavior and laziness and overeating on a woman is disgusting….

That said, Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee are two low as fuck level bitches who love attention and are clearly gym rats…and they are in a magazine called American Curves showing off muscle…

Posted in:Jennifer Nicole Lee|Michelle Suppa|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again…..

But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate….


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot See Through Dress of the Day

There was some fashion event a few days ago, or even last week, that I didn’t bother paying attention to, despite loving models….mainly because the fashion industry doesn’t embrace me as a fashion site, they don’t give me the million dollar ad deals, and they don’t invite me to their bullshit….but I do love models…so I can’t boycot the shit…even though I should for the disrespect they show me….especially when the hottest bitches, like Candice Swanepoel HIV Probable thanks to getting fucked up the ass when she was 14 but the slaves on her South African Farm….show up showing some nipple in a see through….Solid fucking performance that puts her photoshopped for the Christians Victoria’s Secret campaigns to fucking shame…good times


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Some Nobody from The Bachelor in her Bikini of the Day

Courtney Robertson is or was on the worst fucking show of all time that suburbanites everywhere watch after work – cuz that’s what hell their shitty lives have come to…You know work all day for the man only to come home to let the man brainwash you with product you don’t need and smut programming you can talk to people at work about, even if you don’t give a fuck about them…you gotta make small talk to be a normal person….with a normal life….

The Bachelor is one of these shows…and this cunt was one of the whores fighting with other whores for fake love….and exposure to their brand..you know to get a little fame…in some ridiculously offensive bullshit I refuse to watch because even as someone with no morals…this shit is too shady for me….

That said, she’s milking it in staged pics and here they are….


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Posted in:Courtney Robertson|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

There is a brief window of opportunity with a pregnancy where it is perfect…you know when you can’t knock up the bitch cuz someone else did…her belly isn’t too disgusting, it just looks like she ate too much ribs and hasn’t taken a shit….her tits all swollen and amazing and she’s bouncing on your dick like a champ cuz she’s cheating on her baby daddy and wants her money’s worth….while he is at work to deal with her depression that comes with being stuck to him for the next 18 years or longer even if they do break up – but she’s 30 and wants a baby so bad it doesn’t matter who the sperm comes from…as long as he has money to support the kid through private school …. kind of thing…

Megan Fox is at that perfect stage of the first trimester…and I like it….even if I don’t like her…


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Posted in:Megan Fox|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Hilary Swank is a Dude in Tight Pants of the Day

Anyone else jerk off in Hilary Swank’s break out performance as the Boy who Doesn’t Cry who wasn’t a boy but a girl who rocked a fake dick and short hair all lesbionic with a trimmed bush and rockin’ tits she ACE bandaged down…or was I the only one capable of ignoring her broad shoulders that got her cast to play a dude in the first place…coupled with her horse lookin’ head…cuz I was too busy focusing on the 4 second window of opportunity I call “FULL FRONTAL RAPE SCENE”….

You know there was a time when I couldn’t afford the internet and rated NC-17 movies was all the porn I had access too….I figure it’s better than jerking off to weirder shit like your mom’s soiled panties or some shit….

Either way, ugly or not, I’m digging her ass proper…fit and round is perfect enough for me…cuz I can ignore the rest of her….It really is a talent that only works if the chick isn’t fat…


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Posted in:Hilary Swank|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Christina Hendricks is a Fat Chick With Tits in Hollywood Reporter of the Day

Christina Hendricks is fat….sure she wears SPANX, she wears BLACK, She wears tight dresses and for some reason people ignore her fat….that reason is her tits….

They aren’t even that great, and I know this cuz I have POSTED HER TOPLESS PICS THAT LEAKED IN MARCH ….and I’ve examined them pretty closely….

But cleavage sucks even the best of us in, and blinds to all that is horrible about the bitch….so as long as she keeps the focal point of her outfit on her cleavage…people will still be celebrating her as something hot….and not as the liability she is to Buffet restaurant owners everytime she walks in the door that she is….


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Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Some Jersey Shore Trash Named Deena Cortese in her Bikini of the Day

Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible.


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Posted in:Deena Cortese|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Ilary Blasi Thong Bikini in Miami of the Day

Ilary Blasi is an Italian showgirl I have never heard of who has a great choice in swimwear….because shit is jacked up her ass like you see on attention seeking local girls and strippers at the public pool with their half black babies…and there is nothing wrong with that…it is European…..and much better than the fat bitches I see in the bathing suits with built in skirts to cover their disgusting….proving yet again that being an attention seeking whore is good for my eyes.


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Posted in:Ilary Blasi|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model cuz people have decided her body is the perfect body to showcase their bikinis…and as a pervert who loves bikinis on all women…even fat women..I am not gonna argue that shit…cuz I’d be just as into it if it was on some pig of a woman…cuz it’s not like I have the opportunity to fuck either of these pussies, so I’m just in it for the entertainment factor…and this shit entertains…cuz it is half naked and covered in communist propoganda….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Photos

2012

07

Jun

Jamie Lynn Spears has a Water Balloon Fight of the Day

Jamie Lynn Spears ruined my teen pregnancy fetish I used to have because I think she inspired the MTV Show that made me hate teen pregnancy for the same reason I have always love teen pregnancy…their idiotic behavior that leads to idiots decisions that alter their idiotic life leaving them working idiotic jobs like white trash….where as this bitch on her sister’s bank roll can just go back to being a kid cuz she never has to work a day in her life…taking away have the desperation stuggle that turns me on about this shit. Horrible bitch ruining everything.

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Spears|Photos