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2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Xenia Deli Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Xenia Deli is some hot as fuck ridiculously hot as fuck amazingly hot as fuck model who pretty much came out of no where, but who has an awesome name, that I can imagine comes from some war torn country…..and she’s doing this model thing big…..getting naked for fashion from all ankles…positioning herself in a way that she’ll become the next big thing…I’m talking bigger than Kate Upton, cover of SI, working for Victoria’s Secret…not being used to her willing to get naked potential…but making serious fucking bank….look out for this one, them titties are going places…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Xenia Deli

2012

15

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Naked in Muse of the Day

Yesterday – Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her naked ass on twitter….it was from some magazine…and it turned out to be better than expected, because bitch is naked in it, and seeing her naked, reminds me why I hate average girls and fat girls….all bald with her high HIV risk pussy strategically hidden….spectacular…partially because she doesn’t have to get naked in the first place….she makes money without getting naked, she just figures she might as well show it off proper and I’m glad….Africans have such a good work ethic.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW|Photos

2012

14

Jun

OCTOMOM Nude Pics From her Porn of the DAy

I have seen some disgusting vagina in my life, both first hand and in porn, and I am eager to see this OCTOMOM shit uncensored….because that circus freak pussy must be fucking interesting to look at….possibly a mangled mess, flesh wounds everywhere, but there’s also a chance it is amazing…

The uncensored haven’t been released yet, I waited all day for them, but I put in an email to my homies at Wicked, cuz for some reason the porn industry likes me, and I’m sure I’ll get a clip or pics for you soon….and if I don’t someone will…and we can all collectively jerk off to that…cuz something about her is fucking hot….I’m thinking everything….but I’m easily pleased…..too bad she deleted me from facebook for mocking her….I thought that negative hit was gonna get me pussy….but I was wrong….

Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

14

Jun

More Miley in a Bikini Pics of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic….especially when half naked…and really I don’t know if my enjoyment of these pics has anything to do with this being pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini….or if it is just my general liking of all things young, tight bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off their bodies….because I kinda hate Miley Cyrus, she seems like an ignorant, uneducated, trashy hick who would likely annoy me and anyone not on her payroll or not milking her for her personal gain…but she does have that young, tigh bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off her going for her….making her very fucking tolerable…..right now.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex….

She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow…

Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos

2012

14

Jun

COCO is Disgusting in a Bikini on a Bike of the Day


I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for…

Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that.

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Here’s a bonus pic she posted on twitter 14 hours ago…..all greased up…classy and expenisve piece of fucking stripper trash…

Posted in:Coco|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Amazing Dumpy Fucking Ass of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here…or whether I really want to know what is going on here…I’m gonna say that Jessica Simpson was a tank before getting pregnant, became offensively, even medically scary fat after pregnancy, then signed a deal with Weight Watchers to add pressure to herself so that she drops the weight….even though she’s been spotted going to the gym everyday for hours at a time….and still looks like this….but I guess she was a gamble that was worth taking, if she does drop the weight, it will likely be big news, and owning that impossible task, will likely make Weight Watchers a hell of a lot of money….so I get what they were doing there….I just don’t get why it is taking her this long, I am not sure it is even possible, but most importantly, why the fuck did she decide to wear these pants….

My fat wife loves elastic waist bands, she loves making all pants look like leggings, but I don’t like looking at it…it is offensive….it is the kind of behavior that gets her abused…

Let’s hope Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy who K-Fedded her holds the same heavy hand….apparently he doesn’t…..but reality is that she can do what she wants as long as she finances his shit….I get that…..but it doesn’t mean I support it when it ends up looking like this.


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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Madonna’s Ass Flash in Rome of the Day

Madonna’s either forgotten that she’s 53, or she thinks she looks hot for 53, or she’s lost her fucking mind as 53 year old women tend to do with the whole menopause thing that makes them realize they aren’t women anymore and in not being women it is ok to show off their naked bodies…why fucking bother hiding what they have in some weird level of security that scrapes the bottom of the barrel of male attention…..doing all they can to have one last hurrah that they can enjoy partcipating in…even if it offends most straight men who prefer the asses being flashed at them to not be 53.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Madonna|Photos|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Broken Down Lindsay Lohan is Better than Ever of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not be my friend and she may not be someone I’ve had sex with and she may not even be someone I’ll ever even see again, but I think she’s fucking talent, and I am not talking about just her tits, I’m talking across the fucking board and after watching her in action the last 9 years of doing the site and spending one night together in a hotel room with a gay dude, I can say, I love her fucking tits….and also think she can win an Academy Award if she just stops trying to kill herself…

These are some pics of her broken on set, if you’re like me and dream of nursing her back to health like this was MISERY, you’ll really like these pics….


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Riley Keough in a Bikini for Vanity Fair July of the Day

I am a huge Elvis fan and love everything he has done – except maybe Lisa Marie Presley – but from Heart Break Hotel to the fat years, he is some cool as fuck shit that despite the white trash that is hoooked on him in their trailer park homes, embodies cool…

So it is only natural as a fan of Elvis, to want to jerk off to his granddaughter he never met, Riley Keough’s tits in a vintage looking bikini for Vanity Fair…

Sure she’ll always be in his shadow of greatness, and she’ll always be known as Elvis’ relative, but the one thing she’s got that he doesn’t is life….but more importantly tits…except maybe in the fat years…

Posted in:Photos|Riley Keough

2012

13

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini in Miami of the DAy

*had to remove the images thanks to evil paparazzi – but this video is way funnier and the pic I posted is in it.

Here’s the weird Miley Cyrus face I’ve been missinng so much the last few months when she was photographed showing off her tight young pilates body that distracted me from her weird looking face…I don’t know if it weak chinned, or if it just looks like she’s sucking on something sour, but this is the reason I was never a fan of her….before she started showing off her tight pilates body….you see cuz as much as I hate broken down faces, I really love hot fit bodies, almost causing conflict for me, until remembering it is Miley and how hard I’d like to K-Fed her….shit she could get her face eaten off by some homeless dude on Bath Salts and I’d still take her to prom – if you know what I mean.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Gina Gershon Bikini of the Day

Gina Gershon is 50 and in her bikini. I don’t know shit about her, but apparently she went to High School with Lenny Kravitz at Beverly Hills High along with the cast of 90210 …which is something I wish my WIKIPEDIA page read, but unfortunately, I don’t have a wikipededia page, because I don’t matter, it is like I don’t even fucking exist according to the internet….and supported by my soul….you see cuz I’m dead on the inside…I blame my wife’s disgusting vagina for ruining me…


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Posted in:Gina Gershon|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nude on Twitter for Kanye of the Day

So Kanye West posted this picture of a girl assumed to be Kim Kardashian naked in his hotel room eating room service….something I could imagine Kim Kardashian doing because she loves food so fucking much, at least based on her body, that getting dressed before eating would just get in the way of her gorging…..

I figure Kanye is just out for a publicity stunt, which is also the whole reason he is preending to be in love with Kim Kardashian and her fatness anyway, even though black guys do tend to love fat chicks…..

Well, apparently it is actually a pics of Amia Miley, a pornstar I’ve never heard of….who has confirmed it is her big hungry ass on a small frame Kim Kardashia wishes she had….

Here are some other pics she’s posted of her ass….

Posted in:Amia Miley|Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Gisele Hot in a Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day


I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am looking at a woman for a change….she normally was a model I was on the fence about, you know with the whole faking a pregnancy rumor cuz she was born a dude, fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was born a dude, married a Football quarterback cuz he likes dudes and is trained to perform to male attention…I blame hazing rituals….

So it just all made sense and made me feel like she may be the gatway to gay….with that hard face…and I didn’t wanna fuck with that…but I guess she got better hormone therapy, cuz she’s looking good all hard nippled and in bikini in Vogue Paris….I am a fan.


Here are the rest of the pics….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Photos