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2012

12

Jun

Lauren Buys Titties for Fashion of the Day

Lauren Buys is an amazing South African model…..and I love South African models…There is just something that is perfect about all of them….except maybe for the High Aids rate that they statistically are working against….but that aren’ really working against shit…cuz they look so good you’d fuck them raw dog without a condom just hoping they stick to you the rest of your life….even if it is shorter….plus AIDS isn’t a real issue if you’re in North America…it is just population control created by the governement….something pussy like this endorses or at least makes me want to get involved in…balls deep.

Either way, here she is getting naked for an obscure fashion site….

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2012

11

Jun

Irina Shayk GQ Germany July 2012 of the Day

Irina Shayk is fantastic. If all girls looked likee Irina Shayk, I’d probably be less impressed with how good she is, because I’d be too busy trying to fuck every fucking girl I saw, or more likely, trying to control my boners everywhere I went…along with every fucking dude, cuz she is amazing and she probably knows it, that’s why she’s fucking top Soccer players who are likely gay, you know cuz it give her visibility she deserves, even if Kate Upton’s fat ass is trying to cast a fat shadow on her Russia greatness, I mean assuming you think Russians are greatness, because you haven’t been threated by Russians in the mob for no reason other than that they are crazy, so you can appreciate her cold as ice spy accent and not shit yourself when you hear it….Not that I’m speaking for experience or anything….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Loris Kraemerh Naked and Hot for Fashion of the Day



Loris Kraemerh is a Brazilian model doing it right by getting naked for fashion and not even the kind of high end fashion you’d expect a bitch to get naked for, you know one of those game changer, career altering shoo that propels her into the mainstream of fashion…..this bitch gets naked for some obscure photoshoot showcasing her great ass and titties, that isn’t even for a fucking magazine or brand, but maybe for her portfolio, or the photographer’s portfolio, that she probably didn’t even get paid to do….my kind of fucking girl…naked in pictures for no real reason…..other than that she can…and looks good doing it.

Posted in:Loris Kraemerh|NSFW|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

Posted in:Maria Menounos|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move from getting naked for monney to getting a bikini for money…..Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic cuz she made the move from not getting naked to getting naked when she was 18 and it mattered to be the naked hot chick….you see cuz no matter what she does in life, I can always CROSS REFERENCE HER VAGINA PICS AND NUDE MODELING …..making her an eternal slut….something I’m into…poor decisions at a young age….the follow a bitch for life….even when those poor decisions are the basis of her entire existance and career!!

Posted in:Photos|Sara Jean Underwood

2012

11

Jun

Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is disgusting…..

She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck….

Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit….

It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40….

Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart.

Horrible.

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Keeley Hazell in FHM UK July 2012 of the Day

I haven’t done a post on KEELEY HAZELL since 2009….Apparently she had a SEX TAPE but I can’t be bothered to look for it, you have google, do it yourself pervert, I’m not your employee, you’re not the boss of me, but if you were Keeley Hazell you probably could be, I am a weak man when it comes to busty topless sluts…..even if they are Glamour Models….something I kinda hate, eve though I really shouldn’t, I mean busty stripper bitches posing, seems pretty solid to me….


Posted in:Keeley Hazell|Photos

2012

11

Jun

Kristn Bredehoeft from Flipped Off Nude Pic of the Day

So Kristn Bredehoeft….Someone you have never heard of….Who is fit and rocking some fake tits….and is from some A&E show called Flipped off….had her ex boyfriend spite her and post a nude pic of her on twitter…something we can all safely say wasn’t an ex boyfriend at all, but was staged and set up enough for her to do some sit ups so her stomach looks toned and apply some red lipstick to really bring the harlot home….cuz you see leaked nudes are never actually leaked…they are always staged, especially when bitch is a nobody….not that I am complaining, I appreciate when this kind of think happens…..especially when the bitch isn’t SNOOKI.

Posted in:Kristn Bredehoeft|NSFW|Photos

2012

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus in a Corset of the Day

Miley put this up on Twitter, and I approve….which I am sure was what she was going for…they all care about their drunkenstepfather’s opinion as they spit in my face and say “you’re not my real dad, I hate you!”….leading to spanking, boners and questionable moral and ethical behavior….Miley is the future….more relevant than tap dancing. I’m drunk. Hi.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Cutting Herself of the Day

I fucking love damaged girls….so whether hard nipple Miley is putting on a stunt or making a joke about being a cutter, or is actually a cutter, I am sold….You see cuz a girl who cuts herself…is a girl for me….molested, experienced, depressed, insecure, self-hating and all the fucking good stuff I look for in a woman because I know they’ll be easy to manage, further destroy and help breakdown to an even darker place…cuz the more fucking tormented and damaged, the better the sex….that’s why so many guys put up with headaches from crazies…often time it’s worth it….even if it always ends horrible…

Sane, stable, secure, happy and positive bitches ruin all…..plus they usually aren’t down to sleep with someone like me, so I was kinda thrown into the damaged woman market head first and I’m happy here…

Thanks Miley….


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Coco’s Big Fake Fucking Tits of the Day

Coco has a sour fucking face even though her whore fucking ass has won her the fucking lottery….you see cuz girls are fucking moody cunts…who do not get the simple fucking fact that their husband’s success is not their success…or that their husband can find a much more pleasant girl who treats him like a fucking king instead of dealing with some spoiled entitled cunt…..

Seeing a bitch all moody, whether on her period, whether in a bad mood cuz she caught him checking out a less disgustingly thick, fake, pile of garbage, just makes me mad for all men out there who put up with bullshit from chicks they think they love, who they support and who aren’t treated like the king of the house that they are supposed to be treated as, especially when bitch isn’t contributing shit and just milking the motherfucker in exchange for sex….insane…..


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Posted in:Coco|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day


I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades…

She’s in Elle and she looks good.

Posted in:Photos|Selena Gomez

2012

08

Jun

Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee in American Curves of the Day

I love fit girls…but I hate overly fit girls….but would probably take overly fit girls over fat girls….depite their enlarged clits….because fit girls are strong enough to bounce on cocks for 30-60 minutes thanks to all the power squats and cardio they do in the gym….but more importantly these fit girls always have fake tits….you just gotta see past the fucking faces that look like dudes…and embrace the sex drive the high testosterone gives them….because it is better than a pile of shit fat girl you have to do all the work on and she still has risk of stroke just laying there – it’s more disgusting than some mucles…..cuz sloth behavior and laziness and overeating on a woman is disgusting….

That said, Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee are two low as fuck level bitches who love attention and are clearly gym rats…and they are in a magazine called American Curves showing off muscle…

Posted in:Jennifer Nicole Lee|Michelle Suppa|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again…..

But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate….


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Photos

2012

08

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot See Through Dress of the Day

There was some fashion event a few days ago, or even last week, that I didn’t bother paying attention to, despite loving models….mainly because the fashion industry doesn’t embrace me as a fashion site, they don’t give me the million dollar ad deals, and they don’t invite me to their bullshit….but I do love models…so I can’t boycot the shit…even though I should for the disrespect they show me….especially when the hottest bitches, like Candice Swanepoel HIV Probable thanks to getting fucked up the ass when she was 14 but the slaves on her South African Farm….show up showing some nipple in a see through….Solid fucking performance that puts her photoshopped for the Christians Victoria’s Secret campaigns to fucking shame…good times


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos