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2012

19

Jun

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

19

Jun

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people…..

Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

Posted in:Photos|Stella Hudgens

2012

18

Jun

Octomom Beat Up in a Staged Bikii Shoot of the Day

(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)

I joke about how I want to bang Octomom because she’s got ridiculous tits and she’s probably the only living person who can help perform the crawl up into a vagina as a full grown man in some reverse birthing porn…..

But the truth is…she’s fucking disgusting….and needs to not be doing masturbation porn….but instead needs to be blacklisted and ignored by all mainstream and porn media…she’s the fucking worst….and she shouldn’t be posing in saged bikini pics…big tits or not…..the rest of her can’t support or justify the attention…vile.


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Posted in:Octomom|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Whores Out at Vegas Pool Party of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was finally invited somewhere other than the local donut shop…..fat bitch was hired to do some kind of guest host at some Vegas pool party….cuz Vegas pool parties will hire anyone to host their bullshit if they have been on TV at least once…I’m talking anyone…..

I know Aubrey O’Day was excited abou this shit, cuz she posted as many fucking pics of herself on twitter like she fucking matters…all up on her black boyfriend…kissing some girlfriend…in what you call crying for attention as loud as possible…hoping someone like me….will post about it….and since she’s got fat tits to go along with her fat ass and fat belly black dudes love….I’m gonna endorse….even if I kinda hate the bitch cuz everything that comes out of her mouth is fucking annoying and everything that goes into her mouth is high calorie of of African decent….

She’s the fucking worst


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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her…

I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet…..

Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos

2012

18

Jun

Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day

Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even done the whole popstar thing, at least in Australia, where she won somee reality TV show that got her to be in the same room as Good Charlotte twin in the first place….

The truth is that none of that matters, she’s a fucking nobody, even if she’s got big lips, decent tits, and a vagina capable of eating any pair of pants it faces…you know notorious for cameltoe…Sure she’s hot, but she’s getting old and has got all the attention she deserves, even if she’s doing photoshoots for nuts, half naked pretending to do sports…and even if those photoshoots are kinda amazing to look at…..she still fucking sucks…a real fucking loser….

Posted in:Photos|Sophie Monk

2012

18

Jun

Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate…..

That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago

Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Samantha Gradoville

2012

15

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Hot in Her Bikini Showing Tit for Vogue Italia of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is a great model cuz she shows her fucking tits….

Here she is in a shoot for Vogue Italia shot by Miles Aldridge, the brother of Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret fame and some other model who will remain nameless cuz she’s ditched me as a friend on facebook and life the second she got a modeling contract, bitch…

Earlier this week, some TERRY RICHARDSON STUDI SNAP SHOT NUDES OF HER DROPPED …..and now this…titties for fashion twice in one week…that’s some good ratio….some eager to be famous and willing to do what it takes to get there including getting naked cuz she doesn’t want to be shiped back to Hungary like a cabbage eating Magyar…the kind of work ethic ethnic I love…..

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker in the Most Offensive See Through of all Time of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker…..the horse woman….is up there with the worst fucking people to ever be on TV….but more importantly the worst fucking people who were celebrated as being attractive, sexual, 30 something documenting her friend’s sex life, all stylish and showing off her big tits for her small frame, distracting from the fact that she was disgusting, cuz other women built her up…and dudes were forced to go along with it, cuz vagina controls us….

So seeing her lookin’ like a zombie you’d need to be on bath salts to wanto to get down with….rocking a see through shirt with no bra…is fucking disgusting…in an amazing kind of way….amazing like Ripley’s Believe it or Not…not amazing like my dick’s so hard I should take a pic of it to use for sexting at a later date cuz it’s peaking….if you know what I mean….worst see through ever….

Posted in:Photos|Sarah Jessica Parker

2012

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Boring Lingerie Shoot of the DAy

Bar Refaeli is boring…she’s a draft dodger in Israel, because she was too busy running around the world half naked with A-List celebrities all while securing her own over-hyped career….and sure her half naked body isn’t all that bad…but then again what half naked body is bad to begin with when you’re not fat and have rocking tits…..and this photoshoot of her doesn’t really make her any more interesting as a person…but I guess when you’re a half naked bitch, being a person, or her personality, morals, values, and character don’t really factor into things….you see cuz being half naked takes precendence…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Torrie Wilson Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some old as fuck, weathered and beat up, stripper looking pile of ghetto white trash, who used to be a wrestler……you know one of the tacky bitches they threw into the mix to not make the homophobic trailer park fans feel gay about getting a boner for the half naked men, greased up and grinding…

The only thing hot about her is that she is not fat…in fact from 14-20 she was anorexic and love eating disorders cuz they remind me that not all girls are lazy as fuck and into sloppy bodies…her anorexia turned into an unhealthy fitness addiction…..that led to wrestling….

Here she is showing off her fake hair, lips, tits in her inappropriate for a 50 year old hard lookin face, but luckily not so bad because bitch is fit, even if her skin cancer from tanning too hard skin is kinda hanging off her,

Posted in:Photos|Torrie Wilson

2012

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Greased Up Cleavage for Instagram of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian and think she’s the fucking devil….not to mention a fat, lazy, spoiled slob of a woman who wasn’t even good in her sex tape, but for some reason became a brand that makes a fucking fortune….

She was kinda clever, posting a pic of her foot in her monster sister’s Khloe’s shoe, quoting something from the OJ trial, because she knows OJ is the monster sister’s real dad, and that is funny to mock….

I don’t know what this picture is from, but I do know that Kim Kardashian is promoting it hard, so she must like the way they photoshopped her into something that isn’t all that offensive, you know cuz they cropped it cleavage up, leaving out all the fat bellys, gunts and thighs….good times…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Photos

2012

15

Jun

Xenia Deli Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Xenia Deli is some hot as fuck ridiculously hot as fuck amazingly hot as fuck model who pretty much came out of no where, but who has an awesome name, that I can imagine comes from some war torn country…..and she’s doing this model thing big…..getting naked for fashion from all ankles…positioning herself in a way that she’ll become the next big thing…I’m talking bigger than Kate Upton, cover of SI, working for Victoria’s Secret…not being used to her willing to get naked potential…but making serious fucking bank….look out for this one, them titties are going places…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Xenia Deli

2012

15

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Naked in Muse of the Day

Yesterday – Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her naked ass on twitter….it was from some magazine…and it turned out to be better than expected, because bitch is naked in it, and seeing her naked, reminds me why I hate average girls and fat girls….all bald with her high HIV risk pussy strategically hidden….spectacular…partially because she doesn’t have to get naked in the first place….she makes money without getting naked, she just figures she might as well show it off proper and I’m glad….Africans have such a good work ethic.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW|Photos

2012

14

Jun

OCTOMOM Nude Pics From her Porn of the DAy

I have seen some disgusting vagina in my life, both first hand and in porn, and I am eager to see this OCTOMOM shit uncensored….because that circus freak pussy must be fucking interesting to look at….possibly a mangled mess, flesh wounds everywhere, but there’s also a chance it is amazing…

The uncensored haven’t been released yet, I waited all day for them, but I put in an email to my homies at Wicked, cuz for some reason the porn industry likes me, and I’m sure I’ll get a clip or pics for you soon….and if I don’t someone will…and we can all collectively jerk off to that…cuz something about her is fucking hot….I’m thinking everything….but I’m easily pleased…..too bad she deleted me from facebook for mocking her….I thought that negative hit was gonna get me pussy….but I was wrong….

Posted in:Octomom|Photos