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2006

19

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN’s

Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)

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2006

19

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN's

Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)

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2006

16

Jan

DoubleViking at the AVN Awards

I am not a fan of porn stars or big black guys dressed like Vikings, but the people at DoubleViking have been good to all of us here at Stepfather. That means that even though I don’t like pornstars, and prefer the real deal, meaning real sluts who do this shit cuz they love it, not cuz they get paid for it, I am still gonna post their AVN video because I laughed once and I am not a laugher. Enjoy.

Watch Cliup Here

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