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2015

16

Feb

Porn Stars Name All the Presidents for President’s Day of the Day

Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place…

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2015

28

Jan

Porn Stars Blow into a Breathalyzer at the AVNs of the Day

Porn Stars may not really matter these days, since everyone fucks on camera, even for free, usually in hopes of getting famous, but they are still this brand of human that is drawn to a trashy fucking industry, that think it is awesome, and that don’t even make that much money doing what you’d think would be unheard of things to do on camera…

But as someone who knows a lot of porn stars, I’ll say that most are hyper intelligent and just don’t give a fuck about people watching them fuck, they are interested in sex and being fucked in different ways, like going extreme with the shit, and they find it an easy vehicle to get them where they want to go, since it makes more money than working at the Video Store, or wherever trashy girls willing to fuck on camera work, gives them the illusion of fans and fame, and if anything it’s easy fucking work..where they get paid more than the male talent….in what Feminists fighting for pay equality should celebrate..

That said, here’s a video of a bunch of Porn Stars taking a Breathalyzer at the AVN awards…and surprisingly…not one blows over the limit…because I guess they aren’t drunks, but rather addicted to other things, like being double penetrated and cummed all over on set….Good times.

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