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2012

24

Apr

Portia de Rossi’s Lesbian Pasties of the Day

Portia de Rossi is an opportunist lipstick lesbian who I am sure isn’t a lesbian at all, just a smart as fuck bitch who lured in Ellen the billionaire, because it made sense and was non threatening…and like in all lesbian relationships, there’s always one who is more inclined to go out and get fucked by dudes on the regular, something Ellen has probably opened up to, cuz she knows any hot pussy she’s into will be into dick, especially if it has named herself “Portia” like some kind of stripper, only into lesbianism cuz she’s fucked so many dudes it was time to take a break, you know there’s only so much her 10 inch black dildo can do when strapped on or used double sided – you know scissoring isn’t the same as getting cummed all over your whore face…..but I am just speculating here….but it is safe to say see through shirts and pasties are cries for male attention!


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2008

07

Jul

Ellen Degeneres and Her Topless Lesbian Portia De Rossi of the Day

Here are the lesbian pictures that will end all lesbian fantasies because they are of Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi. The funny thing about Ellen is that everyone freaked out when she came out of the closet, like it was so fucking shocking. For the first 2 years that her show was on TV, I thought bitch was actually a dude played by David Spade and assumed Ellen was the name of the town they were living in. When I found out that she was actually a chick and that she was a lesbian, I was pretty much unphased because the only thing gayer than fuckin’ Ellen is a pair of bicycle shorts. The truth is that Ellen is such a lesbian they have a pair of construction boots and flannel named after her.

I don’t really believe in lesbianism, because I know all girls need dick and the only girls who denounce it are ugly, masculine and dudes don’t want them or rape/molestation victims who are scared of dick because it hurt them when they were 10. Lesbian couples are just like 2 best girl friends who sometimes lick each other’s pussies and help each other masturbate because it’s the nice thing to do and not because they are in love, they are just misguided to believe that their intense caring for each other is something sexual and more than the intense caring they have for their other friends, so when I first heard about this relationship I thought Portia was just out for a publicity stunt since no one knew who she was but has really pulled through and committed to Ellen for the long haul, but after seeing these pictures of her tits, I am a firm believer that they are something onlyanother woman could appreciate, since women are constantly telling each other how beautiful each they are, even when the person on the receiving end is 300 pounds, proving that women are far more accepting and lenient on their measure of beauty than me. I guess I am just an asshole..

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