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Archive for the Pregant Category

2009

02

Apr

Kate Moss is Probably Pregnant of the Day

It looks like Kate Moss is pregnant again. The scandal. This is going to be her second kid and it’s with a different baby daddy. That’s so fucking ghetto. To think I thought she was classy just because she’s rich, is the face of luxury brands and does cocaine and not meth. I guess she’s just another statistic…tryin to fit in with my poor teenage neighbors.

Next thing you know she’ll be in line at Wal Mart buy formula with her mother and 8 random kids in tow, getting in my fuckin’ way when I’m trying to get a pair of fucking socks because I have a fungal infection and the doctor told me they will need to amputate if I don’t start on the hygiene. If you know what I mean.

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