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Archive for the Pregnant Category

2010

27

May

Pregnant Paulina Rubio in Her Bikini of the Day

Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Rubio|Pregnant

2010

15

Mar

Dannii Minogue is a Furry Pregnant Slut of the Day

I’m not sure if Dannii Minogue is famous for anything more than being Kylie Minogue’s sister, but figure she must have done something in her life for people to bother with her, at least something more substantial than getting knocked up and wearing little tight furry outfits that make her look like some kind of muppet I want to fuck that’s already been fucked because it means I can’t get her knocked up and usually that she doesn’t have AIDS because I hear most doctors encourage abortions when you’ve got AIDS, so condoms become a thing of the past, which based on everyone I know, they pretty much already are….seriously, I don’t think I’ve met a girl who uses condoms in the last 5 years….dirty….but I guess not as dirty as the things I would do to this bitch dressed like a monster with a monster polluting her womb….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dannii Minogue|Pregnant|Slut

2010

28

Jan

Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By A Bitch on a Cellphone Yet of the Day

I don’t think I am allowed to called Rebecca Gayheart a muderer because she got off from running over the kid who wouldn’t have died if she hadn’t run him over, becuase being from Hollywood means good lawyers, and good lawyers make shit the kids fault for jaywalking, when every other car didn’t run the kid over because the drivers weren’t in a rush to their bullshit appointments that clearly never helped her career because she’s all self righteous, self absorbed, life she things is so important…..

So I like to check in with her pregnancy every once in a while to see if Karma’s got his revenge yet, or if he’s going to wait until the kid is older and she’s more attached to it….I guess we’ll wait and see….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Baby|Murderer|Pregnant|Rebecca Gayheart

2010

28

Jan

Pregnant Gold Digger See Thru Dress of the Day

Flavio Briatore is some billionaire and Elisabetta Gregoraci is his trophy wife who he’s kncoked up which I assume was her idea because old rich dudes dating hot young pussy always ends in pregnancy, that’s all part of the gold digger strategy, it gives them security while giving them the baby their uterus is telling them to have….making his grown up kids jealous and angry because they see their inheritance disappearing day closer they get to the delivery date, because they’ve been anxiously awaiting his death with every pound he’s gained, every shade of grey his skin has turned the last decade, before this cunt and her loose hips ruined their plans….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Elisabetta Gregoraci|Flavio Briatore|Gold Digger|Pregnant

2009

17

Dec

Rebecca Gayheart The Baby Killer Makin’ Babies of the Day

I am sure I am not legally allowed to call Rebecca Gayheart a baby killer because she got off for running over that kid, but she still ran over a fucking kid. I am sure she’s also had numerous abortions over the last decade after having random sex with people in hopes of advancing her career, but I don’t have proof of it and can probably get sued for saying tha and I don’t hold Abortions against girls, if anything I celebrate the shit, cuz there’s nothing worse than unwanted pregnancy, especially when I being called the dad, but more often than not, even if I do knock up whores, they go to the richer, more accomplished dudes they are fucking and claim shit is his, which is one of the benefits of being a total hurtbag.

I love abortions so much that I have caught myself dreaming of being an abortion doctors mainly because seeing used teen pussy is amazing, but you have to go through years of medical school, and I’ve come to terms with the fact that I am just too drunk and too stupid for that, so instead I have to back alley that shit for real desperate girls

I’m doing this Rebecca Gayheart baby watch because I assume Karma will get back at her for being involved in running over a kid, even if it was the kid’s fault, so to date the pregnancy seems normal but I’ll keep you posted if a crazed mother of the kid she ran over pushes her down the stairs out of spite, or if God makes the shit come out retarded….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Baby Killer|Pregnant|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

09

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

That said, pregnancy may imply a bitch is possibly a dirty little whore, but I think the hormones being out of wack, the fact that guys don’t really look at them the way they once did, the anticipation of their vagina lacking it’s youthfulness, and the fact that they are sprawled out naked and spread for doctors throughout the 9 months are all key factors to why pregnant bitches I see all dress in tight clothes, short skirts like a bunch of common fucking whores, that and the fact that I live in a poor neighborhood, because poor chicks are a bunch of common fucking whores.

Either way, here’s the pregnant Kardashian sister and she’s ready to drop but not ready to give up being a useless tramp…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Slut

2009

26

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Post-Pregnancy Body isn’t Bad of the Day

If the average woman bounced back into shape like Ambrosio did after her baby, we’d live in a pretty magical place where the pussy older than 30 would be pussy I’d be willing to fuck, when now shit just grosses me out, especailly when it is hiding in a damp corner of my wife’s really big underwear.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Pregnant

2009

26

Oct

Gisele Pregnancy Hoax of the Day

I am confused. If Gisele is really a man, like her Brazilian “known for trannies” roots, her hard face, the fact Leonardo DiCaprio dated her, would imply, then why is she walking around with a pregnancy belly and outty belly button like she’s ready to fuckin’ pop. Is this some movie-magic prop she stuffs in her shirt every morning, because she has settled down and wants to raise a family, but knows she needs to pretend the baby is hers for perpetuate the lie that she actually has lady parts to avoid persecution by the public who frown on tranny parents, or maybe she is actually a woman and all those people who called her a dude were just lying and jealous of her success or wishful thinking because jerking off to actual women in lingerie wasn’t as exciting to them, and I’m no gyno so I can’t tell you what’s going on here, but I will say nothing in the entertainment world is what it seems…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gisele|Pregnant

2009

01

Oct

Christina Milian Pregnancy Tits of the Day

I am calling a Christina Milian pregnancy because no one else in the world really gives a fuck about her anymore. I think the reality is that everyone’s pretty much forgot about her. That’s why her marriage to The Dream pretty much went unnoticed, as did the fact that she was dropped by her label and signed to Myspace records, but I know that I will never forget the music video of her rolling around in mud all sexy and dirty like, but that’s because I have trouble letting go.

The reason I think she’s pregnant is because it would explain why she’s wearing a fat chick dress, it would also explain why she got married in the first place, because no one likes illegitimate babies, especially my mom, and here are her tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christina Milian|Pregnant