I didn’t know NFL was making hoochie, stripper, ratchet bitch clothes, probably because I don’t give a fuck about the NFL or their attempt to outfit slut twerkers at the hip hop clubs but I am kinda glad they are…because there’s something that screams single mother grabbing her ankles and jiggling her ass for random dudes in the club she hopes will stepfather their shitty kids…and there’s just something about bitches who seek stepfathers that speaks to me…
Priyanka Chopra is so lovely and exotic….like a fruit your family buys on special occasions or when you are sick with a cold and they are hoping the vitamins get you better cuz your diet of creamed corn, canned beans, ramen noodles and margerine, booze and chips and cake….doesn’t really give your body what it needs…making her a welcomed indian (dot not feather) set of titties to stare at from Vogue India….cuz sometimes…you gotta look at what else is out there…international pussy…even if it smells like curry and the hallway of an immigrant filled building…and even if it is hairy and creepy looking…because this generation is about diversity….and luckily Diversity. even in another language, can still has a pussy and can suck a dick…right Priyanka Chopra?
If you’re wondering who Priyanka Chopra is…she’s in movies, was Miss World in 2000….and has a record deal….but her most important achievement is that I tried to masturbate to her 5 minutes ago…I like to help people.
I don’t do enough Bollywood coverage…considering half of the modern world are Indians (dots not feathers) and if I became the premiere website for Bollywood stars, I’d probably actually make a lot of money…don’t steal my idea….I want to be the only one big in India…with the Royal Palace treatment….with Harems and all the butter chicken I can eat…and I want one of my wife’s to be this Chopra bitch…cuz seeing her in leather…excites me.