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2012

29

Oct

Rachel Fox Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Rachel Fox is some 16 year old girl who was on Desperate Housewives and who understands that she doesn’t need Halloween to get half naked for attention…she can just do it any fucking day by wearing a bathing suit or a bikini…and all the perverts who are into 16 year old starlets trying to get noticed the best way there is to get noticed…getting half naked before they turn 18 like they were Miley, Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor Momsen and all the other young Hollywood TWHORES (that’s Tween Whore in My Language)…..because perverts and the media will always pay the fuck attention to TWHORES…

ure this could be pics of her in latex, space alien for her trick or treating….cuz I think kids at 16 still trick or treat…but instead it’s more innocent, subtle, and not some Halloween bullshit…which works nicely for those of us who hate Halloween and its commercial appeal….I’m such a hipster…all anti-establishment and too cool for Halloween.

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2012

16

Oct

Rachel Fox and Her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

You probably don’t know who Rachel Fox is, because I didn’t know who she was and I know everything….even when I forget most things thanks to alcoholism and not really caring cuz there are just so many girls out there trying to make it….and who have made it in some capacity or another….that it is just hard to keep track….

This is what her twitter says:

Kayla on Desperate Housewives, Chloe in Dream House & Holly on Melissa & Joey.

This is what her twitter does….at least this is what matters…at least according to me…cuz her useless rants, blurbs and bullshit to promote herself…are nothing compared to her half naked “Look at me please” pics…

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2012

05

Sep

Rachel Fox 16 Year Old Self Shot Bikini Smut of the Day

Rachel Fox, also know as Rachel G. Fox, is a 16 year old who was on the show Desperate Housewives, where she learned the importance of being a fucking hooker……there is no way I would let me daughter, if I had a daughter, post pictures like this to social media, unless of course I was the kind of father, who liked the money my daughter’s fame brought the family, cuz it is easier than working…and when we’re all millionaires from it…we can pay for the best funeral ever when she’s done self destructing and officially off’s herself….you know this stage parent shit may be legal and celebrated, but I just see it as legal prostitution and molestation…and here’s the 16 year old bikini pic to prove it.

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2011

02

Aug

The Spy Kids Premiere Was Pretty Erotic of the Day

I just assumed that people who go to see movies like Spy Kids, especially grown men who don’t have kids are just real fucking perverts who you gotta look out for in the movie theater cuz they may be there to masturbate on your kids popcorn when you’re not looking…..you know kinda like me when I went to see that teenage hot chick movie about cheerleading or gynastics or some shit when wasted…only to be in a room full of 14 year olds who looked at me like I was creepy as fuck…cuz lets face it, I am….

But it turns out that there’s a whole diverse level of perversion at the Spy Kids premiere…there’s shit for everyone of all different fetishes to get off to…not just the pedos….

Here’s the unofficial list of the fetishes that were in attendence…

Alba pregnancy extreme pregnancy…for the Ready to Drop Porn Lovers

Charlotte Ross extreme legs….

Rachel Fox Some 15 Year Old….for the Sex Offenders

Verne Troyer for the Midget Fetishists

Electra Avellan for the Twin Fetishists even though she’s not with her twin…..

Alexa Vega for the Haggard looking 22 year old with Colombian father’s and model mothers who was an amateur Gymnast Fetishists…..yeah this one’s a real fucking stretch but I like to view it as a highly targeted fetish

Holly Robinson Peete for the Black Chick pushing 50 but who is from 1990’s ABC Sitcoms Fetishists….

And the Kool Aid guy for the real fucking weirdos who love fucking mascots and marketing icons for shitty brands….

This post is one of my dumbest…

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