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Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day

Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works…

Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three…

I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest…

Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go…..

I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini…

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Rat Cow Reminds You How Average Looking She Is of the Day

Rat Cow does have great fake tits, but you’d think with a bellybutton like hers, if that’s even a belly button and not some really twisted and weird looking mangled growth, like a HPV wart or something else she got along the way in her quest for fame…she’d fear being in a bathing suit…

Instead, she’s all body positive about it, you know the ambassador and inspiration to all freakish belly buttons out there, that if you are thin, with big tits, the world won’t care about the fleshy, outty pussy, the kind you find on a mom of 4 who has spent the last decade street whoring to 20 or more dudes a day, you know mangled….belly button you’re rocking.

But I do…it freaks me the fuck out….but maybe that just comes from hating Rat Cow and all she’s done in her scam that works…maybe her mangled pussy belly button is what gives her special powers to manipulate men into paying her…but I think that’s probably more due to her awesome tits..

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Rat Cow Messy Ass Grab of the Day

Rat Cow had a friend grab her ass in some mud bath – leaving hand prints on her ass – for her social media that I am blocked on…

Because that’s just the kind of shameless whore, using her friends as props to get pervert fans to watch her feed and jerk off to her. It validates her, it helps her grow her channels, and ultimately allows her to polarize her existence to be more than just a titty model, but rather a fashion icon, or a socialite or who the fuck knows, I just know bitch is getting paid HEFTY for all her brand deals….so the scam, the great tits, the casual ass slaps…all work for her…and I am sure some of you wish you worked for her…cleaning her panties with your mouth or some shit…

I think she’s overrated, not that great, but she’s also not that bad either, she obviously knows this is all a joke – her career, instagram, the checks, just cash em when you can…

I think she’s the fucking worst, but I like knowing she has had sex with directors and actors for her movie roles, I find that funny.

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Em Rat Cow Naked in Cannes of the Day

Rat Cow posted a topless pic for Memorial Day weekend, to help you anticipate how exciting she is as a person who shamelessly gets naked on the internet because it makes her a lot of fucking money.

She’s so ridiculous…overrated…

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Em Rat cow is a Groupie Bitch of the Day

Rat cow managed to fuck her way, or in her case, show her tits her way to Cannes. Something I don’t think she’s been at before, but that she’s at now…and it’s not even for the porno event…it’s for the actual movie event…which historically has encouraged lots of hookers to keep the international film buyers happy…so I can assume that’s the only reason she’s here, a novelty act, and invite…cheating on her boyfriend trying to secure legitimacy…and she’s managed to attach herself on like the leech that she is…Bella Hadid and Hayley Baldwin the rich kids who she wants so badly to be with so dreams do come true…

What awkward, lame, famewhore for attention behavior…on weird medicated twats that think they are more important than they are…there is zero authenticity to this friendship, it’s like a catty contest to leverage each other’s followers…like they aren’t strategic, vapid cunts who actually hate each other and are jealous of each other…

Seeing this girl on girl action in beyond weak, it’s like they saw it in a movie or something, but the reality is I know whores, party sluts, who are genuinely dirtbags and they fucking bring it…

This is some childish rich person imitation of that, because these girls have no flavor….

You know trying to hard to be the life of the party…while…you know if you ever saw them at a party they’d be sitting there on their phones all night…

I like the Hayley Baldwin worked her way into this one…but the funny is Rat Cow pulling this hangout off…this is like her big day – hanging with the young youngs….that’s why she posted it to her social media…groupie.

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Shameless Em Rat Cow DKNY Ad of the Day

Rat Cow is so important that she gets into a magazine’s editorial video – as long as the brand that stupidly hired her to be their face – since only dudes who jerk off to big tits follow her bullshit social media – because she can pretend to be a feminist whether she knows what the word means or not – but she’s just a titty model who relies on her tits and even this video is based on her tits…

At the time of posting, it had 5,000 views, are you fucking kidding me, it’s Elle Magazine, their official youtube, that has been pushed on their shit…and that DKNY probably paid 100k to produce and 5,000 people care, because Em Rat Cow is a lie, she’s a scam, she’s garbage but she’s got great tits….and that’s what is important…

She’s bird faced….but those tits…never get old even when she does…

I am still laughing that shit only had 5,000 views on Elle Magazine’s youtube…that has 90k subscribers after being posted for 6 days….and that DKNY paid 100k or more for…that’s hilarious to me….

Influencer…sure she is…haha…jokers…I repeat….Elle magazine DKNY ad, presented as an interview with Em Rat Cow, but that is an ad they paid for, posted 6 days ago, pushed to their channel, 5,000 views…and BITCH is half naked in it….proving NO ONE cares about her and her rat cow face…but those tits…

This wasn’t even shot for Elle, it was shot on the day they did the campaign….SCAM….What a garbage bitch…scamming

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Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day

I am most curious about Rat Cow’s boyfriend, because he’s with her everywhere she goes, a tall ginger dude who doesn’t seem to care that she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher either on Gone Girl or for the Gone Girl role…because Hollywood is a dirty, disgusting, sex filled, herpes pile of shit….

I guess dude figures, she’s a good look, her tits are awesome, and he enjoys her company and doesn’t care if she fucks other dudes, because at least she’s fucking him.

Now, I know that Rat Cow thinks she’s super important, too important for reality TV, like some kind of film star booking big brand deals…but she’s still low hanging fruit, delusional, and the brands are just fucking idiots who take whatever is popular because it is easy, even if what is popular is an exhibitionist slut dudes follow cuz of tits…exactly the DEMOs DKNY is looking for in the lingerie collection, because DKNY is Rat Cow’s campaign of the year…

Either way she takes slutty selfies and her body is great, it will all fade away, but for now…it’s pretty damn good…hence why her boyfriend sticks around when she’s off being a working girl…

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Rat Cow Getting Paid of the Day

It’s hard to say that Rat Cow is disgusting looking, she’s got what you’d call some bomb ass titties, whether real or fake, they are done right and that alone is enough to carry her to the heights she’s got to….

It’s easy to say she got lucky, because she did, she’s not ALL that hot, like she doesn’t deserve to be making over a million a year, which she is, all based on being a great set of tits… it was a timing situation, she got into some video, her tits were as big of the song and she’s been coasting…taking jobs that come for her big following who are only there for her tits…and that are likely 99 percent dudes….

But I guess there is no rhyme or reason to why one set of tits reaches top tier level for tits…and others end up stripping her married to a rich guy angry they never made it…

I will say she has cleverly polarized her tits into “fashion” and “relevant” by attending every singe event she can, don’t say no, never say no, because you’re really easily replaceable based on what you do…so take ALL opportunities…

I am a fan of her and her bird face, I have for her entire public existence…I just think she’s overrated garbage on the grand scheme of things but I’d be totally into her hot boy pissing on my face as punishment for all the mean things I’ve said about her over the years….real into it…

This is her getting paid…I assume her creepy ginger probably rich balding boyfriend who must have a huge dick or like a good CUCKOLD is holding her purse somewhere off camera cuz he doesn’t let her out of sight…even though she’s really not great…but he probably knows she’s a whore and he must monitor her…


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Rat Cow in a Magazine of the Day

Rat Cow bores me, she’s got great tits on a small frame, tits I assume are fake, like the injections she’s getting in her face to attempt to look less birdlike, but is failing at….because she’s a failure…in so many ways – besides showing her tits to get attention and carrying that through sex with Kanye, Ben Affleck and David Fincher and really whoever else will give her money…

What makes this shoot funny is looking deep into the images, like when I took a film class and had to analyze imagery these people put into the script, you’d be like “I think he filled her wrist as a reflection of her inner soul wanting to slit her wrists, because there was a knife in the next frame”….you know shit that school perpetuates but if you asked the filmmaker or artist why they did it, they’d say “I didn’t notice that”…..

You know, her holding a bag of money then sadly hugging a sugar daddy….

SO real…is this a documentary? If it was there’d be more neon signs pointing to her tits…

She was also at an event, showing off her Kardashian surgeries – trying to look like Kim Kardashian, because that’s where the whoring and money is, and this famous for showing tits nobody – who thinks she’s a somebody fucking knows that….


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Rat Cow in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

Rat Cow is the worst…famous set of tits who should have never quite happened because she’s not that hot – but that she luckily had good timing for…

But she’s got a great fucking body and she’s at Coachella…because her life is going to all the events – to seem relevant and get paid..

I don’t care if she fucks for parts, is a suck up trying to polarize the fact that she is just a bitch who gets naked for attention by being at fashion events – or Coachella…getting paid..when she shouldn’t get paid…I can’t imagine any girls ever say “I wonder what that nude model is wearing I want to buy that”…but marketers are idiots and use bitches like this cuz they have a bunch of dudes following them…jerking off to them…you know…because she’s got an amazing body…and it is also a nice distraction from her mangled bird face…

I’m a fan, I mean, not really, but the message she sends to other whores trying to make it is – is a good one – it’s a case study – it’s proof of concept – it can work….just get naked – it can work..


Here she is in some bullshit photoshoot…..you can see her nipples…

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Rat Cow on Vacation Being a Rat Cow of the Day

Rat Cow is so diverse – she can show more than just her tits – she can also show her ass…

Rat Cow is my favorite hybrid animal…it’s got the face of the rat, the prosperous utters of a cow, and it’s comes in the form of a woman who shameless prostitutes herself like some kind of sex worker, through exhibitionism, all to get attention and it worked….

She’s making over a million dollars a year at this bullshit racket, and it’s all because of her bullshit rack…that people jack it to…in a read that fast it will confuse you kind of way….

She’s not a fan of mine, not that she cares that I exist, but she cares enough to block me on social media – and that’s not very nice….especially when all I do is talk about how her lip injections look defated, or her fake tits look great for fake tits, all on her skinny frame that carries her average at best face…

It’s like these girls don’t like the ranking system, but they parade themselves around like a bunch of cows at the cattle auction for people to fucking rate them…

If they don’t want to be sexualized, or jerked off to, which they do, they are exhibitionists and just can’t say they like it, they could stay in the damn house and create something of purpose in the world…

Instead…they create smut, which arguably has purpose, it’s just low hanging fruit…look I have big tits…look at my big tits..pay me so I can go on vacation to whore out my big tits more than I already have because it’s been 5 years…and I need it to continue…

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Rat Cow Naked on Vacation for Attention of the Day

People Magazine posted this picture of Em Rat Cow whoring out for attention in what I guess she’d assume is a classy strategic nude…that she knows she has to produce in order to stay relevant because her naked is the only reason she fucking matters…

She can play it off as her art, her dad is an art teacher so she understands the high school level of depth that goes into what she’s doing for attention…because anyone with a fucking brain knows she’s doing it for attention..it gets her paid,, it gets her noticed, it’s her purpose…and art is bullshit across the board, so it’s only natural that RAT COW would be bullshit too..

I am just amazed that this is a story, that actual Tabloid magazines starving for clicks would post about, like it matters…

She’s a girl who goes to a few events because she has a big following, that’s it…she’s in a few movies cuz she fucked David Fincher and Ben Affleck…she’s about as low level as you get and sure she can monetize as brands use her tits to promote nonsense to her audience…and she can deny being a sex worker…and claim her body, her empowerment, her business…don’t follow if you don’t like…or because she blocked me…in an Of course I’ll follow, if you didn’t block me…you post NUDEs and I am a basic human who loves nudes..


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Rat Cow’s Underwear for a DKNY Ad of the DAy

Rat Cow is a girl, if you can even call her that, who I like to rant about because I find her such a bottom feeding leech trying to get herself as famous and relevant as possible, which annoys me, because she’s a titty model, basically a sex worker and that’s fine, but don’t try to intellectualize it. It’s like pornstars pretend taking 10 dicks for 1500 dollars is for some higher purpose, or intellectual purpose, or artistic purpose…because they need an excuse to take those 10 dicks that is more than just not having a dad, being raped as a child, being narcissistic freaks who fucking love themselves so much and being fucked by 10 guys….

Now Rat Cow is not a porn slut but she could have been if she wasn’t so egotistical and fancy, figuring if she goes to the right events and hangs with the celebs she’ll get in regular movies and the nudity shit is just a necessity to her marketing because her tits are fucking awesome…

I hate to admit that I am a fan of Rat Cow…but I love to hate her and that counts for something, I also love her body as I fucking feel confused as to why DKNY would hire her to be their bird face with big its, or body…walking her dog in lingerie…maybe a little shameless on their part…definitely…get those followers..not to mention she’s more than a Glamour model because she attends fashion week and red carpet events like the Grammys…and Academy Award viewing parties…FANCY AS FUCK….escort I can’t afford…

Here are the edited shots:

Here’s the BTS

Here’s more…

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Rat Cow Does Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

Rat Cow irritates me….I mean sure, she’s got a great set of tits, a great body, a mouth she probably puts to good use sucking celebrity cock, while maintaining a relationship with her boyfriend she carts around the world where she is attempting to polarize her existence to be a socialite, not a titty model, when we all know she’s just the Instagram version of Tila Tequila and we know how that ended….it ended…because this shit ends…it’s fleeting and she’s old news..

So she can stage paparazzi pics, she can get invites to fashion week, she can make her millions a year – from social media following…and she deserves it, she’s done it, she built it…but that doesn’t mean she’s awesome, or cool, or interesting…it means she’s a tactical user, who knows how to use her tits, and I guess that alone is amazing…and I guess…I shouldn’t be irritated by her….or that She’s a low level titty model because titty models…no matter how low level or well followed they are…still have tits I like looking at…And if your soul purpose is to have an audience and sell product as you polarize yourself….

I do like calling her Rat Cow though…cuz she is a rat and besides her tits – that’s my favorite thing about this cheesy fucking promo model people still like because people don’t unfollow people…

I prefer her nude selfies she leaked for attention….. CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

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Em Rat Cow Sues Gallery For Promoting her Pre-Famous Nudes Because She’s the Worst of the Day

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This is a pretty funny story that I doubt is a publicity stunt for the artist, Jonathan Leder, but might as well make it one because we like him and his photos. He was pre-instagram 60s and 70s inspired nude photos of hot models, before every girl was a nude model and every guy with a camera was a photographer who was channeling 60s and 70s Playboy / Penthouse…

He shot with Rat Cow early in her attempt at a career that worked out for her. She did nude pics with him and now that he’s trying to show his photos that she’s part of – because she shot with him – she’s suing…

She doesn’t want some dude who shot her when she was using him, to use those images to make money for him, because giving back is not something this cunt believes in. She wants her piece of the action…..which I guess could be seen as smart business…but I call it not being very nice to people she needed to get where she got.

That said, Emily Rat Cow has been a consistent girl I make fun of on the site. I have issues with her, because I was around in the early to the Rat Cow hustle, not the super early because I never pay attention to the names of girls before they get some success, but before any of the mainstream sites were posting her, before she was in the media, in an era when she had shot with a small handful of people at the time, all naked photographers, including people like this dude in a time when big tits weren’t exposed by every girl everywhere looking for followers…

I would post on her calling her mouth and tits fake, because I make fun of girls who get naked for attention – even if I like them naked for attetnion. Since she wasn’t getting much media at the time and was googling herself, she saw the posts and this zero with great tits slutting out for fame she ended up getting told me that she didn’t appreciate my posts calling her face and tits fake…that they are real…so I decided to be nice to her…to write nice things about her…in a “friend of the site, I don’t actually hate these people, despite how disgusting they are at their core, and she’s got good tits, so why not be nice, even though I’m not nice”…I was thinking, she had tits that could get someone, and that it could be funny to stage some content stunts of my “love for her” that she was in on…

Instead she did the blurred lines videos, and she stopped sending me pics from her photoshoots she wanted to leak to the internet for the publicity, that I’m sure she was sending all sites, hell, it may have been her boyfriend master minding the whole thing, it doesn’t matter, what matters is that when she got where she wanted to get, fucking Ben Affleck for movie parts, she was too big, famous and important to fuck with little old me….and that’s cool, but figured, I’d go back to making fun of her, because like all these other girls she was back to being a nothing….

But that attitude, I wasn’t offended by, because I never met the bitch, we weren’t friends and I get the hustle, but could tell how she was an opportunist just getting herself ahead with no respect for anyone who was involved or helped her get there…like this photographer…

You see he was naked in a room with her, she probably begged him to shoot, and now she’s suing him because he’s showing pics she’s in…cuz she’s naked…that’s what she did, that’s who she is, and it’s not like it’s some hardcore porn shit…

I hate when these girls get mad about moves they made, instead of just owning them and dealing with the consequences…instead they bust out lawyers…in a “don’t make money off my name”…while girl made a shit ton of money off a lot of people giving her support…because without the photogs, the blogs, the magazines, Ben Affleck, and the Blurred lines video…she’d just be a stripper or an escort with an ego…which I guess is exactly what she is…

Still such a gross thing to do, from a gross, egotistical garbage person, but use your instagram money to get lawyers on people. That’s just fucking lame behavior….expected from such a lame cunt…who went viral, in more than one way, and now won’t let people make money off her…even though she’s made money off them. Typical woman.

About the show:

Castor Gallery Downtown is pleased to announce an exhibition of early work by renowned photographer Jonathan Leder, featuring 120 intimate portraits shot on Polaroid film. The exhibition will run from February 9 through February 26, 2017. An opening reception will be held on Thursday Feb 9th at 254 Broome St NY, NY from 6-9 PM. The artist will be in attendance.

The photographs on view in this exhibition were taken by Leder over a five year period, and are rarely exhibited to the Public. These images, which pre-date the fame of their celebrity subjects, such as models Emily Ratajkowski and Allie Leggett, capture Leder’s process as photographer and evoke a sense of nostalgia.

This show opens with an accompanying book, Leder / Ratajkowski Collector’s Edition from Imperial Publishing.

Featuring the infamous 2012 polaroid portraits taken of Emily Ratajkowski, the model made famous in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video. This exclusive signed artist edition and print will be available for purchase in the gallery.

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