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2007

03

Oct

I am – Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Are Fuckin' of the Day

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I always rip into ginger-haired people for scaring the fuck out of me and people get mad thinking I am some kind of racist against people with orange hair….which I guess I kinda am because I am scared of them, but when you hear about people being scared of clowns or spiders or rape, they get a lot less hate than I do when I say that their transparent eyelashes and eyebrows, pale freckled color skin and insane strength from being coded genetically differently than normal humans because their breed used to be seen as devil children and left in the woods to fend for themselves and that’s why the ones you see today are from the “surviving” gingers.

Either way, I was checking out a tight bodied chick in leggings, like every fucking girl in this city wears, which I find really un-fucking-inspiring even though I can make out every dimple in her ass and usually what her pussy looks like, but I still like a little variety and seeing everyone dressed the same is some serious laziness that girls need to put a stop too, we get it, shit’s comfortable and kinda hot and all your friends are doing it, but you could at least fucking try to be your own person.

Regardless, I’m checking out her ass in her leggings and some fucking Ginger comes out of nowhere, like they often do, because they are sneaky as fuck and I was tempted to save her from him because I know when ginger’s are linked up with girls they’re trouble, but then dude slid is hand on her tight 19 year old ass, and she looked and him and lovingly smiled. I was trying to figure out whether she did it because she knew if she didn’t he’d lock her in her cage, or maybe she was color blind and didn’t notice the fact that his hair was orange and skin see-through and splotchy, but then I came to terms with the fact that he probably has rich parents and he probably buys her shit to keep her around….

I kinda feel like the same kind of thing is going on with Rachel Bilson and the dude from Star Wars. Looking at them together makes me feel kinda sick, but then I realize that he probably buys her nice things, and girls like nice things….so no chance of your hurtbag ass to ever get a quality chick to use you, but I did see an episode of Jerry where some ghetto black girl bragged about her boyfriend buying her fried chicken and I’m not even joking or trying to make a racial slur. Sometimes the funniest things in life write themselves….thanks for the laughs Bilson…..

Rachel Bilson Hard Nipple Picture
Rachel Bilson Eats Cheetos With Her Daughter….Who Isn’t Her Daughter….
Mischa Barton’s Ass in Leggings…
Mischa Barton’s Dumpy Ass and Legs Pictures

Posted in:Hayden Chistensen|Love|Rachel Bilson|Relationship|Unsorted

2007

03

Oct

I am – Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Are Fuckin’ of the Day

rachel_bilson_bf.jpg

I always rip into ginger-haired people for scaring the fuck out of me and people get mad thinking I am some kind of racist against people with orange hair….which I guess I kinda am because I am scared of them, but when you hear about people being scared of clowns or spiders or rape, they get a lot less hate than I do when I say that their transparent eyelashes and eyebrows, pale freckled color skin and insane strength from being coded genetically differently than normal humans because their breed used to be seen as devil children and left in the woods to fend for themselves and that’s why the ones you see today are from the “surviving” gingers.

Either way, I was checking out a tight bodied chick in leggings, like every fucking girl in this city wears, which I find really un-fucking-inspiring even though I can make out every dimple in her ass and usually what her pussy looks like, but I still like a little variety and seeing everyone dressed the same is some serious laziness that girls need to put a stop too, we get it, shit’s comfortable and kinda hot and all your friends are doing it, but you could at least fucking try to be your own person.

Regardless, I’m checking out her ass in her leggings and some fucking Ginger comes out of nowhere, like they often do, because they are sneaky as fuck and I was tempted to save her from him because I know when ginger’s are linked up with girls they’re trouble, but then dude slid is hand on her tight 19 year old ass, and she looked and him and lovingly smiled. I was trying to figure out whether she did it because she knew if she didn’t he’d lock her in her cage, or maybe she was color blind and didn’t notice the fact that his hair was orange and skin see-through and splotchy, but then I came to terms with the fact that he probably has rich parents and he probably buys her shit to keep her around….

I kinda feel like the same kind of thing is going on with Rachel Bilson and the dude from Star Wars. Looking at them together makes me feel kinda sick, but then I realize that he probably buys her nice things, and girls like nice things….so no chance of your hurtbag ass to ever get a quality chick to use you, but I did see an episode of Jerry where some ghetto black girl bragged about her boyfriend buying her fried chicken and I’m not even joking or trying to make a racial slur. Sometimes the funniest things in life write themselves….thanks for the laughs Bilson…..

Rachel Bilson Hard Nipple Picture
Rachel Bilson Eats Cheetos With Her Daughter….Who Isn’t Her Daughter….
Mischa Barton’s Ass in Leggings…
Mischa Barton’s Dumpy Ass and Legs Pictures

Posted in:Hayden Chistensen|Love|Rachel Bilson|Relationship|Unsorted

2007

16

May

I am – Justin Timberlake Slams Jessica Biel of the Day

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I am not really a news story type of person because I don’t really ever know what the fuck is going on. I have been doing this site for a long fucking time and still need the message board I rip the pictures off of to tell me what I am looking at. I have done a lot of Jessica Biel posts and I didn’t even know who the fuck I was looking at in these so I guess I am not like your everyday virgin blogger who sits at his computer in his spiderman suit thinking that running a celeb site will get him all the pussy he never got before he found out he could make money from all the pics he saved on his hard drive but was too scared of jerking off to because maybe it would make a mess or some shit….

Either way, Justin Timberlake is slamming this girl. I assume she’s hot in person because every vagina around was being thrown at this motherfucker when he broke up with Cameron Diaz and if this broad shouldered D-Lister is what he ends up with for another 4 years, dude’s a fucking idiot…..or maybe just into bitches who can beat him up.

I heard that people with power are into being bottoms and dominated by chicks. I knew a whore who used to go to lawyer’s houses and either step on them in high heels or fuck them up the ass with cured meat…I would just do acid with her and watch the news….but I wasn’t paying her, she just liked my company….I like to think she ended up in a Pretty Woman story, but reality is she’s probably still getting high with homeless motherfuckers…

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Biel|Justin Timberlake|Relationship|Unsorted