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2017

03

Jul

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is the all American Dream…or scam…depending on how you look at a chubby southern girl who played the southern angle to get a movie role that led to her getting knocked up by the heart throb star, only to force him into marrying her, ruining his career, and taking her career to the next level of wholesome, despite the fact that she was fucking her agent, who she ended up marrying, and who now her kids call dad, because she’s Hollywood, and anyone in Hollywood is a vapid, garbage, human with no moral code besides feeding their egos, their wallets, their uteruses, and I guess their big fat bellies that shouldn’t be in bathing suits for any damn photoshoots…becuase it’s terrifying but it happened…for America.

She’s a monster…for America but at least she’s old and rich….and doesn’t need to be hot or tight…like she pretty much never was….

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2010

26

Feb

Reese Witherspoon is a Mom in Tight Pants of the Day

This bitch is ALWAYS wearing these fucking pants. We get it, you’re a mom, you like to jog despite how sloppy your body looks, and you want us to always think you’re headed to the fucking gym, but seriously, I need some fucking variety in my life, it’s like everyday I see her in these goddamn black leggings and shit fucking annoys me, but I guess the real issue is why I even notice or care what Reese Witherspoon is wearing, its not like I’ve ever wanted to masturbate to her, or even liked her or thought she deserved an Academy Award….serioulsy, there is absolutely no reason for this post…I’ll stop now, but before I do, I will post one of her nude scenes to warrant Today being such a shitty day for celebrity smut.


Reese WitherspoonFunny bloopers are a click away

Here are the pics of her in tight pants….

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