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2015

22

May

Rita Ora’s Got Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora has tits..tits that got her a record deal…and tits that still exist to this very day…that she flaunts as often as she can because she’s growing her fan base and what better way to grow it…when all you have going for you is tits…and I guess a great Rihanna impersonation…because that is where they found her right? On the side of the street reenacting the Umbrella song ?…Or is that just the rumor…

I mean these girls are all prettey fucking interchangeable…but this one’s making moves…that I don’t mind staring at…

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2015

11

May

Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

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2015

27

Apr

Rita Ora in a SPorts Bra of the Day

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Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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2015

22

Apr

Rita Ora for Clash Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Rita Ora for some magazine I’ve never heard of…not doing what Rita Ora has been known to do..and that’s show off her big fucking tits…in efforts to kick Rihanna off the top of the light skinned pop star game…

I figure if she’s about to do any media, it should involve more excitement, because this is just boring…yet I am drawn to post it…but in my defence, my life is boring, all these pics I post are boring, and boring is what I fucking do…so it’s in my fucking wheelhouse…

But this would be better if it took a little more of a scandalous, artistic nude, hipster angle…that instagram has made so famous…

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2015

26

Mar

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed….but today the papaprazzi took those pics for her as she wore a see through as fuck shirt…reminding me that Rita Ora is still one of the best Rihanna impersonators…and if it all works out, and it kind of already is…she may be a Rihanna of her own…with impersonators of her own….who wear see through shirts of their owm…so that I can stare at their tits…

All this to say, no matter how famous you are…tits are good for business….and more importantly…good for me to learn to respect you with…

Half naked…is a good strategy…

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2015

23

Mar

Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from…

But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt…

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2015

19

Mar

Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day

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My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life…

Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne..

The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”….

All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about…

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2015

04

Mar

Rita Ora Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

I am sure all the “artists’ on Hollywood Boulevard impersonating big stars wish they had the same fate as the number one Rihanna impersonator in recent years…

Her name is Rita Ora. She did some low level music in the UK, then piggy backed over to America with I guess some producer friends she met sucking dick in the back of night clubs….it’s not hard to meet these DJs in their hometown when they aren’t out touring, because DJs like all dudes…love big willing tits..

Either way, when in America, she really tried being a back-up Rihanna for a label that I guess saw Rihanna losing her fucking mind, and wanted to have a back-up and 4 years later, she’s got hit songs of her own, but more importantly, she’s got a willingness to continue to draw attention to herself with something Rihanna doesn’t have…and that’s tits..

Since I like tits, and you like tits, we can all agree, Rita Ora’s got tits..and apparently, tits get hits, or in her case, they make hits…because now she’s relevant…and I’m much more interested in her tits, than her tits..and you should be too…

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2015

23

Jan

Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

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2015

13

Jan

Rita Ora’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Rita Ora posted what I can assume is a photoshopped picture of her ass, but then again, maybe her actual ass looks like this…I am not really a Rita Ora ass expert, because I am more interested in her big old tits, but even those bore me…because everyone’s got tits, even me….but more importantly, who cares about Rita Ora, other than pretty much everyone, because she’s finally gone viral, and I don’t mean from the AIDS she’s got from anyone and everyone willing to help her UK ass because famous, I mean people are into her nonsense that she’s probably fucked a lot of people trying to get…you know all in efforts of being the new Rihanna…and it worked…and I guess this ass probably has something to do with it…because I am a firm believer that you can’t get ahead on talent alone, otherwise actual talented people would be famous…right…

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2015

08

Jan

Rita Ora Does Beyonce in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, this is Rita Ora’s big UK tits in a bikini doing a viral video set to Beyonce’s song…of her in Yachts and on planes because she’s made it…and as long as she’s in a bikini…it’s worth looking at…even if this is shots being fired at Beyonce, telling her to move the fuck over…because Rita Ora’s finally here to stay and at least she’s not 100 fucking years old like Beyonce…in a move the fuck over bitch, this is the new…and I dig it..enough….to not hate it…and to be indifferent about it…but post it anyway…thanks to pop tits in bikinis.

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2015

02

Jan

Rita Ora’s Tattoo of the Day

The other day, Rita Ora posted some picture of her tattoo…and as someone who hates tattoos almost as much as I hate bottom-feeding popstars who have hustled every angle to be relevant, who are finally relevant, because they have bad attitudes and think “I deserve this, I’ve worked hard for this, Finally the world bought into my shit”…I’m more into “please help me”…or “please post this song…I need the views…I’ll send you spread ass pics”….it’s more accessible, exciting and interesting that when these girls start getting paid…

I don’t mind what’s going with her side tit….

That said…here are some pics of her and Katy Perry thrown into the mix because why wouldn’t she be posting pics of herself with an actual star…

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2014

15

Dec

Rita Ora’s Panty Booty Dance of the Day

Rita Ora is one of these modern and boring – attention seeking – popstars – over-sexualizing themselves for record sales – because the record industry is drowning so bad that they need hookers to basically gogo dance their way into the media to sell 1 dollar a download songs..

It is like we’ve reverted into a time when girls only got noticed if they were pinup models…otherwise they’d be kept in the kitchen…the most simplistic fucking way to get famous…and it works for me – because slutty behavior at the top, with the ‘idols’ – leads to slutty behavior by all their followers…which happens to be a lot of people…thanks to pop culture raping a society of free thinkers…who just buy into what they are fed, because it is easy…and so are the stars invovled….just trying to be Rihanna as hard as she can…she’s been at this for at least 4 years…and it looks like she’s made it…but not really…it looks like she’s still trying to get noticed…but apparently that’s making it….

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2014

11

Dec

Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora has hard nipples – because so many girls with nipples get hard nipples – it kind of goes with the nipple territory – and Rita Ora showcasing her tits – kind of goes with her entire fucking existence – because without her big tits why would anyone talk about her – we’d just talk about Rihanna….the girl she’s emulating…instead…

All this to say, I encourage all nipples performing on stage…

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2014

10

Nov

Rita Ora Porn Shot of the Day

Rita Ora posted this picture on Instagram of her getting a facial, or having a facial, or whatever it is that is going on that looks like a facial, and not the tacky, celebrity, day spa kind of facial, the porn kind, because this is very amateur porn, and it’s cropped out her dumpy stomach and thighs, making her semi erotic enough for me to ignore her silly pop career that she’s succeeding at my doing a direct copy Rihanna…shit isn’t inspired by, it’s blatant plagarism…not that it matters, none of this matters, it is all so silly , but for some reason, I have a feeling you can masturbate to this slag…

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