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2015

26

Mar

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed….but today the papaprazzi took those pics for her as she wore a see through as fuck shirt…reminding me that Rita Ora is still one of the best Rihanna impersonators…and if it all works out, and it kind of already is…she may be a Rihanna of her own…with impersonators of her own….who wear see through shirts of their owm…so that I can stare at their tits…

All this to say, no matter how famous you are…tits are good for business….and more importantly…good for me to learn to respect you with…

Half naked…is a good strategy…

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2015

23

Mar

Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from…

But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt…

A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on

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2015

19

Mar

Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day

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My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life…

Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne..

The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”….

All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about…

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2015

04

Mar

Rita Ora Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

Rita Ora seen wearing converse and a see through dress as she leaves The Nice Guy restaurant after a night out with boyfriend Ricky Hil in West Hollywood

I am sure all the “artists’ on Hollywood Boulevard impersonating big stars wish they had the same fate as the number one Rihanna impersonator in recent years…

Her name is Rita Ora. She did some low level music in the UK, then piggy backed over to America with I guess some producer friends she met sucking dick in the back of night clubs….it’s not hard to meet these DJs in their hometown when they aren’t out touring, because DJs like all dudes…love big willing tits..

Either way, when in America, she really tried being a back-up Rihanna for a label that I guess saw Rihanna losing her fucking mind, and wanted to have a back-up and 4 years later, she’s got hit songs of her own, but more importantly, she’s got a willingness to continue to draw attention to herself with something Rihanna doesn’t have…and that’s tits..

Since I like tits, and you like tits, we can all agree, Rita Ora’s got tits..and apparently, tits get hits, or in her case, they make hits…because now she’s relevant…and I’m much more interested in her tits, than her tits..and you should be too…

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2015

23

Jan

Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

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2015

13

Jan

Rita Ora’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Rita Ora posted what I can assume is a photoshopped picture of her ass, but then again, maybe her actual ass looks like this…I am not really a Rita Ora ass expert, because I am more interested in her big old tits, but even those bore me…because everyone’s got tits, even me….but more importantly, who cares about Rita Ora, other than pretty much everyone, because she’s finally gone viral, and I don’t mean from the AIDS she’s got from anyone and everyone willing to help her UK ass because famous, I mean people are into her nonsense that she’s probably fucked a lot of people trying to get…you know all in efforts of being the new Rihanna…and it worked…and I guess this ass probably has something to do with it…because I am a firm believer that you can’t get ahead on talent alone, otherwise actual talented people would be famous…right…

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2015

08

Jan

Rita Ora Does Beyonce in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently, this is Rita Ora’s big UK tits in a bikini doing a viral video set to Beyonce’s song…of her in Yachts and on planes because she’s made it…and as long as she’s in a bikini…it’s worth looking at…even if this is shots being fired at Beyonce, telling her to move the fuck over…because Rita Ora’s finally here to stay and at least she’s not 100 fucking years old like Beyonce…in a move the fuck over bitch, this is the new…and I dig it..enough….to not hate it…and to be indifferent about it…but post it anyway…thanks to pop tits in bikinis.

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2015

02

Jan

Rita Ora’s Tattoo of the Day

The other day, Rita Ora posted some picture of her tattoo…and as someone who hates tattoos almost as much as I hate bottom-feeding popstars who have hustled every angle to be relevant, who are finally relevant, because they have bad attitudes and think “I deserve this, I’ve worked hard for this, Finally the world bought into my shit”…I’m more into “please help me”…or “please post this song…I need the views…I’ll send you spread ass pics”….it’s more accessible, exciting and interesting that when these girls start getting paid…

I don’t mind what’s going with her side tit….

That said…here are some pics of her and Katy Perry thrown into the mix because why wouldn’t she be posting pics of herself with an actual star…

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2014

15

Dec

Rita Ora’s Panty Booty Dance of the Day

Rita Ora is one of these modern and boring – attention seeking – popstars – over-sexualizing themselves for record sales – because the record industry is drowning so bad that they need hookers to basically gogo dance their way into the media to sell 1 dollar a download songs..

It is like we’ve reverted into a time when girls only got noticed if they were pinup models…otherwise they’d be kept in the kitchen…the most simplistic fucking way to get famous…and it works for me – because slutty behavior at the top, with the ‘idols’ – leads to slutty behavior by all their followers…which happens to be a lot of people…thanks to pop culture raping a society of free thinkers…who just buy into what they are fed, because it is easy…and so are the stars invovled….just trying to be Rihanna as hard as she can…she’s been at this for at least 4 years…and it looks like she’s made it…but not really…it looks like she’s still trying to get noticed…but apparently that’s making it….

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2014

11

Dec

Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora has hard nipples – because so many girls with nipples get hard nipples – it kind of goes with the nipple territory – and Rita Ora showcasing her tits – kind of goes with her entire fucking existence – because without her big tits why would anyone talk about her – we’d just talk about Rihanna….the girl she’s emulating…instead…

All this to say, I encourage all nipples performing on stage…

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2014

10

Nov

Rita Ora Porn Shot of the Day

Rita Ora posted this picture on Instagram of her getting a facial, or having a facial, or whatever it is that is going on that looks like a facial, and not the tacky, celebrity, day spa kind of facial, the porn kind, because this is very amateur porn, and it’s cropped out her dumpy stomach and thighs, making her semi erotic enough for me to ignore her silly pop career that she’s succeeding at my doing a direct copy Rihanna…shit isn’t inspired by, it’s blatant plagarism…not that it matters, none of this matters, it is all so silly , but for some reason, I have a feeling you can masturbate to this slag…

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2014

29

Oct

Rita Ora Performing of the Day

I have no idea if you care about a spread legged in some leotard nonsense Rihanna Impersonator – fully taking over the music industry with shitty fucking songs – because the general population are idiots and need this kind of thing….you know, wait until Rihanna is off her tour to maximize on the spill over of her fans…and I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s got big tits that shake when she does her stupid song and dance for the retards…

Here’s another video…

And another…

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2014

28

Oct

Rita Ora on the Cover of Cosmo of the Day

I don’t know if being on the cover of Comso is actually making it in your career, but I am going to assume it is an iconic magazine that teen girls everywhere read to learn about sex and style and whatever else they cover…so this is probably a big deal for a Rihanna impersonator..

I mean this is like seeing the Michael Jackson from Hollwyood BLVD doing his “Bad” dance, on the cover of Vanity Fair or some shit…pretty major…and all it took was sticking to her lie…I mean you can’t hate her for that…and if you do…look at her big tits…becuase you definitely can’t hate her for those…

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2014

20

Oct

Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists…

From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source….

She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits…

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2014

10

Oct

Rita Ora’s Pantsless of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…”like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna sort her her up like I was Chris Brown….”

I think I just pretended I was Rihanna. What’s wrong with me, where did it all go wrong?

That said, unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness…without candy coating the fact that she is ready to slut down to get ahead – it’s how she got this far and she’s not going to stop…while Rihanna had to do some Britney Spears level UMBRELLA bullshit before leaking nudes, getting beat up, and turning into a girl who gets excited by the smell of sex…at least according to her very deep and meaningful lyrics.

Now here’s her ass in tights.

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