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2016

29

Jan

I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day

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I posted the RITA ORA nipple pics yesterday in a rush, I had important things to do, like not stare at a computer writing genius commentary about all these idiots that no one bothers reading because we are in a 6 second vine era…writing I’ve been doing for the last 12 years and not once have I been offered a book deal, a movie deal, a TV show deal, or really anything mainstream or commercial to make me feel like I’m a fucking genius…the highlight of my writing a website career besides being in Lohan’s hotel room with her, was seeing my jokes stolen in movies – many fucking times…but I don’t complain, no one cares enough to listen….

That said, I didn’t look close enough to the flashing tits, and realize that there is no way this bitch has little fucking nipples, she’s a doughy sloppy chick, and although her tits are big and heavy and round…the nipples aren’t this…

The magazine’s only released the censored version…so keep the dreams alive that this porn hooker who pretends she’s Rihanna and a popstar…is actually stacked liked this..but her tits are big…we’ll give her that…I mean it’s the only reason anyone cares..

Here is a retrospective look at her best work…to compare to…

We can assume in the next few hours the whore series will be released so we’ll know then and I’d say I’m excited because it’s news on a slow day in titty blogging..but who fucking cares really.

Update – I just googled the pics which I probably should have done 5 minutes ago when I did this post and apparently, they are her nipples, iced the fuck up….pictures by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine

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2016

28

Jan

Rita Ora Flashes her Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

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These could be fake uncensored but they are circulating based on the below instagram pic…

I was looking at LUI Magazine pictures just YESTERDAY for my post on Rihanna’s new song, because Rihanna was topless for LUI magazine a few months ago…

For those of you who don’t know, LUI magazine was some porn mag, that rebranded as a men’s mag in France that featured famous models and girls naked in some pretty trendy looking pics…

For those of you who don’t know, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator copying everything Rihanna does…when she’s not milking her tits like the talentless obvious cow she is…

In this case, she’s doing both. Not her first time showing her tits, but probably the first time in magazines flashing…because girls don’t get paid 200k from Playboy to do this anymore. They do it for free. Interesting logic….

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2016

25

Jan

Rita Ora Wants You to Notice Her of the Day

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Rita Ora is a mission…showing off as much skin as possible, in this case her thick thighs and a skirt that would imply she’s not wearing underwear…because that’s how you create content as a voice of the generation no one really listens to because there is no actual voice to this generation…it’s all just commercialized garbage paid for by corporation to sell people because it is catchy and hits number 1 on the charts..

Not that that has ever happened to Rita Ora, but she’s working on it, she just needs some catchy bullshit song like “I Kissed a Girl”…that is moderately relatable to 15 year old girls to some catchy robotic beat…and boom…the dumbed down idiots will eat it up..

NO political change will happen, but designer clothing the act wears in the video will be sold…and I guess that’s what matters and that’s what keeps this retard world going round…

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2016

04

Jan

Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring.

I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits…

These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are.

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2015

31

Dec

Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora has big tits…that are still in a bikini…because it’s the holidays, she’s in Miami, what the hell else is she supposed to do besides walking the beach for paparazzi to take pics of her, hoping to get published in magazines, despite no one actually knowing who the fuck she is…or what songs she sings…beyond fucking Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…that’s how herpes go around hollywood…all while trying to be the next Rihanna but every year that goes by she’s older and older…further away from that mark…interesting…

I hate that this is the highlight of my last day of 2015….but it is, and she’s got big tits, so whatever…

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She’s not that bad…as she lets a radio host manhandle her…because that’s how you get airtime and radio play girls…same thing applies to BLOG posts on you…here’s my dick…suck it…

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2015

30

Dec

Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

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I posted and linked to some of these bikini pics yesterday, because Rita Ora, despite being a useless celebrity who has barely done anything remarkable, does have remarkable tits, and apparently has a good agent, publicist and label who get her to the right events, making us think she matters…and I guess with a great set of tits..comes come…or something..

Well, in her titty news, she’s with Daddy Issue Daisy Lowe in Miami, and I want better pics of her pussy / dick slip….or maybe it’s just herpes burn…or shark prevention due to her being mid miscarriage…who knows…but I’m curious to know what is going on in these pics…

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2015

29

Dec

Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess it’s New Years Eve, so all these people are in bikinis wherever they are going to be partying, and Rita Ora has chosen, or has been hired to perform, in Miami, where we can assume she’s hanging out with rich industry people who like her tits, whether they are producers or label owners, or not, she’s working it as hard as she can because she’s getting older, and still hasn’t replaced Rihanny, no one even knows any of her songs because she just doesn’t matter, but she is ethnically ambiguous, she is chipmunky but most importantly, she’s got these tits, tits that I am convinced account for 98 percent of her career….as they should be…this nipples are “FIRE”….and you can make out her pussy definition in her white bottoms too…

This is a fucking win for her…or maybe it is a win for humanity…

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2015

22

Dec

Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans…

Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”….

I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them…

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2015

18

Dec

Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day

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Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs…

But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that…

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2015

14

Dec

The Weekend Edition of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

On Saturday….Rita Ora brought the only thing Christmas that Love Magazine has put out in their Advent Calendar because they realize that Christmas is offensive to most people, at least young people they are trying to target, all hung up on their politically correct bullshit…I didn’t watch the video, I just posted it – but have been doing this long enough to know Rita Ora was probably pushing out her tits…she loves those things and so do you..

On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..

Then today, the big production featuring everyone’s second or maybe third favorite Hadid…Bella the one who fucks the Weeknd, thanks to leveraging her sisters success, and using the same formula and budget to create her personal brand, in this personal brand based world….alongside with Victoria’s Secret hipster detail, we call Stella Maxwell who let Miley finger her for the press…that’s how eager these sluts are… and Kelly Rohrbach from Sports Illustrated fame, which is hardly fame, but pretty bootleg modelling now that instagram, the same platform that made these girls, exists…we see them in bikinis everyday…and I guess so does Leonardo DiCaprio, since he adopted this one for his sex adventures…that I hear include men….

They did a little tribute to a 70s exploitation movie, or maybe a Quentin Tarantino version of an old Grindhouse classic…and I didn’t watch it…but I posted it…because I have that capabilities…

I guess I’m just irritated watching all these idiots seemingly act relevant doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again..I need more out of the world of advertising, content production, it’s all so safe…it’s all so dull…and tits…are great but still just tits…ask any feminist…she’ll fucking tell you.

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2015

07

Dec

Rita Ora’s Intentional Square Nipple Slip of the Day

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She’s got some weird Square Nipples…I wonder how that happens, is it a nipple reduction from when she decided to use her tits to get her ahead, as being a Rihanna impersonator only took her so far, or are her nipples taped so that her nipple slip looks more authentic, or is she just born with Square nipples because she’s some freak of nature that for some reason…people entertain and allow to walk around like she’s a somebody…

I don’t get the Rita Ora thing, but I do know she’s fucked a lot of the right people, and maybe the opening line, the way she made it all happen, was with the pick up like “I have square nipples, want to see?”….

I’ve seen famous people fuck some real low level garbage girls, so if you’re semi hot and strategic, you can easily manipulate the situation….to get them to give you shit…like a career…

Good hustle square nips…

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2015

01

Dec

Rita Ora Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nipples are everywhere in the UK…

Rita Ora, who is everyone’s favorite Rihanna impersonator…the girl who is probably also the highest paid Rihanna Impersonator…even though no one really knows what she does other than Rihanna Impersonating…and/or getting a couple of verses on some songs guys she fucks produce…flashed her nipple to the paparazzi…because she needs and wants you talking about her…it’s good for business..

To think anything any of these people do isn’t calculated is just ignorant…they only exist because they want so badly to exist and will work every single angle they fucking can…

Now I don’t give a fuck about a bootleg Rihanna, or even the actual Rihanna..I don’t care about a Rihanna impersonator, or someone who doesn’t even realize she’s a Rihanna Impersonator…I can say with confidence I will never consciously listen to her music…

But I do like nipple slips…even when staged thay feel so real…

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2015

18

Nov

Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day

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Rita Ora is in bikinis in Self Magazine, which would make a lot more sense if it was called “Pretending to Be Someone Else” Magazine…and I guess the good news is that she’s not in Shape…literally…but it’s the same caliber of shitty pictures…and they also made a video…

And here are the pictures..where you can see the difference between photoshopped images and not photoshopped video screengrabs…where she’s all belly jelly bean shaped…and equally relevant but eager, fame whoring, and desperate to succeed…in both….

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2015

13

Nov

Rita Ora Nipple in a Dress of the Day

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When you’re attempt to be Rihanna….part of what you have to do is show your nipples, even if it is a subtle way, while wearing what looks like a fancy outfit at some bullshit awards show….that don’t matter, because she’s only there to get noticed, to use it as an opportunity to be seen…because if she keeps throwing shit at the wall, maybe something will stick…maybe she won’t have to suck all these penises to get featured on songs…maybe she’ll finally have the fame and respect…selling out arenas her ego things she deserves…and that I think big tits deserve…because big tits are fantastic and all the pop music is shit regardless…so it might as well have big tits…

As a reference point, Here’s Rihanna braless in silky body contouring dress…with nipples…because she’s a human despite what you racists think…the Rita Ora..idol…

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Here’s Rita Ora in her sheer dress….she’s pretending is classy because of all the detail that has been put into it…but that is

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2015

29

Oct

Rita Ora’s Bra Performance of the Day

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I spend my days calling famous, sometimes rich, most of the time overrated girls hookers and/or whores and/or sluts who offer the world nothing but bad jerk off material..

You know, puppets used to sell product, songs, content…who are so keen on being famous that it has absorbed anything attractive about them….and forced me to see all their groupie flaws…because as I said yesterday…famous people are really just fucking groupies who want this so bad. Very rarely are they natural talent who it just comes to…it takes work and sex with the right people…to stand out from the group…because all they want is that fame they’ve seen in magazines…and there’s some serious issues with this insane need for people to like her…

There is no way that this Rita Ora character didn’t watch Rihanna and say “I can do that”…and did everything she could to do that…and really miss the mark in most ways..but still hit the mark in some ways…because people know who she is…in part from flashing her tit…but also because some of the dudes she’s fucked put her in popular songs…making her think she matters…all so really wanted I imagine..

So she keeps up her antics, wearing see through shirt, but not good enough see through shirts, to really get people exciting…but I guess not good enough can be applied to everything this cunt does…

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