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2015

03

Jul

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator who has been trying really to have a career of her own…

She reminds me of that Netflix documentary on back-up singers, who are actually more talented and skilled than the people they do back-up singing for, and in a lot cases, they care the hook of the song, which is what makes the song all the money it makes, but they just don’t have that star power…

Rita Ora…just doesn’t have that star power…

Sure she uses tactics like sheer tops, that you can see her nipple through on her instagram in a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME”…when she’s not performing in lingerie like a stripper, you’d think she actually was, especially based on this “FACE TUNE” smoothing she’s done to her face in the pic…

She seems totally accessible, but like the accessible who gives you attitude when you approach her because she thinks she’s famous…making her a bit of a fucking joke…

But if the joke involves self shot panty flashes and see through shirts…showing off nipples…it’s a joke I’ll listen to and probably not laugh to, only because laughing is dumb…and I don’t believe in it…

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2015

30

Jun

Rihanna Impersonator Seeks Attention of the Day

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Rita Ora is best known for being a UK based Rihanna Impersonator, who made the move to the USA with one of her DJ boyfriends, when Rihanna was going through some shit, and it seemed that they were going to need to replace her during one of her tours..and when Rihanna ended up powering through, Rita Ora, was left to try to create her own career, as Back-Up singers and bootleg versions of stars tend to do…and she’s doing it in the best way possible..being a public exhibitionist slut…it gets you noticed,, but ask Lady Gaga…it is not sustainable…cuz once we see tits…we’re over it…and we never were into the music…so don’t count on us to cry at your memorial after the drug overdose like you were Michael Jackson…

That said, I bet she knows every Rihanna lyric..and dance moves…

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Here she is in a concert in a club – just because..

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2015

29

Jun

Rita Ora is on a Mission to Get Noticed of the Day

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Step 1 – Copy Rihanna…fuck rich connected people…get a record deal…

Step 2 – Show off them tits…in a See Through Shirt…to show off huge tits in her bra CLICK HERE FOR MORE

Step 3 – Show Off that fat ass….in concert, or really anywhere you go, but for the sake of this post, in concert…in front of thousands of people at Glastobury #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-1 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-1 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

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2015

24

Jun

Rita Ora’s Got a Tit of the DAy

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Rita Ora’s got huge tits….and she knows that when her career becomes less interesting and people stop talking about her….it is important for her to show off said tits, whether for social media, for photoshoots, or for the paparazzi, because it really is this easy to get into the media…people fucking love tits, panty flashes and nipple slips…and we’re all so bored and voyeuristic…that if she was out with handicapped kids getting ice cream like a decent person we wouldn’t care…but the second a full tit on the hooker hangs out of her shirt intentionally…we all stop what we are doing and say “those are some tits, nice shirt, who’s Rita ORa, oh right, the Rihanna impersonator, she’s got great tits, what’s her song she’s trying to get famous with, right, who cares, tits…”…

She’s on a fame whore mission and I’m watching…

Here’s her message to her fans that she calls her BOTS, because they would have to be BOTS to be into her shit…

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2015

22

Jun

Rita Ora’s Intense Instagram of the Day

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I guess this working as a Rihanna Impersonator isn’t working out as well for Rita Ora as she would like it to….because she’s still thirsty on social media, doing features on Madonna songs, like she’ll always be the back-up singer, or the girl who gets a verse on another person’s more successful song, and never the girl with a song of her own to career her into the future ass a respectable artist…but I would argue, when self producing pictures like this for attention, she’s already made it…or committed to not making it…depending on how you look at it and I choose to look at it from the asshole up.

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2015

05

Jun

Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about…

I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views…

Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna…..

If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain…

Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit…

Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra…

Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s

This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video…

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2015

03

Jun

Rita Ora New Music Video Sucks of the Day

Bootleg Rihanna and girl who had sex with Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift had sex with him, Rita Ora, has a new music video and I am only posting it because I want you to really absorb some of the things horrible in Pop Music and the way some grey area, not quite Nicki Minaj, not quite Rihanna, not quite Katy Perry but trying to be a horrible mix of all threee and shit is boring…and not hitting the mark…not that I’m the target market…but I do hate her more after hearing this shit.

The people want edgy, crazy, maybe even a sex change…or a sex tape, or both…not low quality music, with shitty storylines…

All I’m thinking as this goes on is whether she has an inny or outty vagina…or whether she’s got herpes or not…and how many people has she fucked to matter…from record labels to US immigration…there’s a story here…

I wish she picked her poison and it was poison…

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I am only posting this because why the fuck not…my life is pathetic, I can embrace that. Maybe I need a Vanity Fair cover…In more interesting news…Family Guy predicted Bruce Jenner being a woman…

Here’s some Jeopardy Contestants not knowing anything about Canada…even though Trebek is Canadian…

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2015

01

Jun

Rita Ora’s Ass in Yellow Pants of the Day

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Rita Ora wore yellow pants…because I guess she’s got a UTI or Kidney infection that has led to her being unable to control her bladder…from all the sex with random men on her quest to get as famous as Rihanna, while copying Rihanna, in a way that has kind of worked, even if her biggest claim to fame isn’t her music, her fat ass and tits, but the fact that Taylor Swift is fucking her producer/DJ exboyfriend…meaning Taylor Swift likely has any of the diseases she’s caught on her quest to the top…that Taylor Swift probably already had…since her roster of dudes she’s fucked are all dirtbags who have fucked everyone…

Not that Rita Ora, her yellow pants, or ass matter…she looks like Kelly Osbourne and is overrated….but I’ll still stare…because why the fuck not…


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2015

22

May

Rita Ora’s Got Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora has tits..tits that got her a record deal…and tits that still exist to this very day…that she flaunts as often as she can because she’s growing her fan base and what better way to grow it…when all you have going for you is tits…and I guess a great Rihanna impersonation…because that is where they found her right? On the side of the street reenacting the Umbrella song ?…Or is that just the rumor…

I mean these girls are all prettey fucking interchangeable…but this one’s making moves…that I don’t mind staring at…

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2015

11

May

Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

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I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you…

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2015

27

Apr

Rita Ora in a SPorts Bra of the Day

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Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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2015

22

Apr

Rita Ora for Clash Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Rita Ora for some magazine I’ve never heard of…not doing what Rita Ora has been known to do..and that’s show off her big fucking tits…in efforts to kick Rihanna off the top of the light skinned pop star game…

I figure if she’s about to do any media, it should involve more excitement, because this is just boring…yet I am drawn to post it…but in my defence, my life is boring, all these pics I post are boring, and boring is what I fucking do…so it’s in my fucking wheelhouse…

But this would be better if it took a little more of a scandalous, artistic nude, hipster angle…that instagram has made so famous…

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2015

26

Mar

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed….but today the papaprazzi took those pics for her as she wore a see through as fuck shirt…reminding me that Rita Ora is still one of the best Rihanna impersonators…and if it all works out, and it kind of already is…she may be a Rihanna of her own…with impersonators of her own….who wear see through shirts of their owm…so that I can stare at their tits…

All this to say, no matter how famous you are…tits are good for business….and more importantly…good for me to learn to respect you with…

Half naked…is a good strategy…

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2015

23

Mar

Rita Ora Posted a Picture of her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator who normally posts pictures of her tits, that’s how she gets noticed, but who today decided to delve into new body parts to feature, in efforts of getting as famous, rich and relevant as Rihanna, the star she stole her whole identity from…

But the good news is that she hasn’t strayed too hard from her core, because Here are her slow motion tits…as she knows butt shots are risky if you don’t have a great ass, but are known for your tits…always keep a tit pic in the back pocket to make it all ok…in case it doesn’t work out so well…and the fans revolt…

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2015

19

Mar

Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day

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My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life…

Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne..

The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”….

All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about…

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