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2017

03

Mar

Rita Ora and her Cleavage of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna beat her up like she was Chris Brown….

I don’t even know if she’s become a Rihanna impersonator officially, working on cruises and Casinos across America….because she’s used her tits to scam her way into bigger things…like Hosting TV shows…but she’s still garbage to me.

She did a Lingerie thing….Getting paid…

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2017

20

Feb

Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day

I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do..

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2017

08

Feb

Rita Ora in a Diaper of the Day

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I guess when you let all kinds of big dick black guys ram the fuck out of your ass to get you a career in music – despite no one ever hearing any of your songs – you have to deal with the consequences – by wearing a diaper the rest of your fucking life…

Unless this is just some fat chick shaping underwear, which it probably is, but I am going with diaper…or even abortion panties…you know reminiscent of the 1950s pre-maxi pad when women had to wear things like this to deal with her period…only with less period and more unwanted babies that are a terrible consequence of letting dudes cum up inside her..

WHO KNOWS….

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2017

25

Jan

Rita Ora Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

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What the world doesn’t need more of is facebook status updates about Trump – from both directions – you voted him in – deal with the consequences and go back to what’s important….meaningless quotes, clickbait links, your vacation plans, your dinner plans, your relationship status, your useless stories and opinions on nonsens….your period schedules…and bikini pics….pregnancy scares….pregnancy diary…from morning sickness to your fucking hemorrhoids…to your baby’s birth as he crawls out of your vagina you’re documenting it…to your rape stories, sex stories, divorce stories…it’s never fucking ending….

It also doesn’t need more selfies of a shameless barely famous twat like Rita Ora…even if she’s in a bikini…even if she’s got tit.

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2017

18

Jan

Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora flashed her ass…probably to celebrate her 11 million followers…but mainly to get in the tabloids for showing her ass…that she just landed and that I just wrote about yesterday…which is more than enough Rita Ora coverage…as she’s not that interesting…stop trying to get me to write about this Rihanna impersonator….

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

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2017

17

Jan

Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy

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That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her…

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

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2017

06

Jan

Rita Ora Topless in the Bath of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Rita Ora took a bath…to wash the whore off of her…but unfortunately for her…you can’t wash the AIDS off of you, but it’s not a death sentence, and is just the cost of doing business – when you’re a prositute who only exists because she was strategic and calculating when it came to the penis she inserted….from Calvin Harris to a Kardashian….she really climbed the weirdest ladder to become the next Rihanna – only to never become the next Rihanna….but she gets to go to cool parties with important people…and she had a record deal and now hosts tv…but most importantly, stays true to her overall hustle…but publishing videos of her in a bath….only this is obviously the watered down version of her….the official Rita Ora, the one all the record execs know and love would be filming herself insert things in her asshole on video. I guess she just left that part of the video out.

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2016

21

Dec

Rita Ora’s Subtle Tit Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora did a cosmetics ad….and pulling out her tit is how she celebrates it….

She knows….that her tits are a huge part, if not the only reason she eixsts…

So on her last job of the year – which is amazing because you’d assume that she couldn’t land a job – other than a Rihanna impersonator on a cruise ship or giving a blow job for a record deal – but after years of using her tits to get ahead…she’s on TV, she matters, she exists, she’s got brand deals, she’s cashing in…

But based on this pic she hasn’t forgot her roots…

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2016

14

Dec

Rita Ora Intense Outfit of the Day

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Rita Ora finally got a job…in fashion…because I guess the music industry didn’t work for her…but we should take a minute to celebrate how far big tits you’re willing to show off can do for you and take you….from record deal to hit records no one has heard…to work VISAS in the USA….and now to judging models on TV like she knows anything about models…all while running an endorsement deal she’s finally closed with a lingerie company – which make sense cuz of her tits…tits that are part of the ad deal and that she’s showing off while doing appearances for the lingerie company in something you’d expect her to wear to her castings…not out in public…TITS!!! That will never be Rihanna…but wish they were Rihanna…and tried real fucking hard to be Rihanna….but remains tits…which is really at the core – all that matters…

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2016

07

Nov

Rita Ora in Lingerie for Some Event in Portugal of the Day

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Rita Ora is in Portugal promoting some lingerie campaign that I guess she’s part of, for some European brand, which makes sense because as Americans try to understand what she is as she navigates their media, going to their events, fucking their men, and apparently having both record deals and TV deals with their companies, the general public doesn’t know who she is, and a handful of perverts…just love her for her tits…tits she’s always showing off because they were a tactic in her marketing…as she attempted to replace Rihanna…

But I guess Europe knows her, loves her, cast her in jobs and makes her the money she uses to finance that American dream….living in LA and NY all bi-coastal and shit..doing things most Americans want but can’t pull off…while keeping those things virtually secret because I’m still confused about what she does….beyond the tits…assuming there is anything beyond tits…and I’m pretty sure there isn’t…

Here she is working the mic like a black dick that got her ahead….

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2016

19

Oct

Rita Ora Boring as Fuck of the Day

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Rita Ora is an official no name celebrity…that’s her whole angle…that’s what makes her a celebrity…and she’s just tried everything..had a record deal…has been a reality show girlfriend…she’s dated rich guys…had famous friend…she’s been to all the right parties and events…she’s even had a song…or been featured on a song…but NO ONE knows or cares who she is…despite having great tits…that’s it…that’s all she is…

Now she’s hosting or a judge on a fashion show, so she’s trying the whole fashion angle, and they are doing fashion shoots with her in the studio…and it’s so fucking lame…maybe because she’s moving on from the tits that are the only reasons she’s even remotely famous for being a no name celebrity…Rihanna impersonator…or maybe because she’s misguided and letting her ego run the show…either way…I’d be surprised if you can jerk off to this..

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2016

10

Oct

Rita Ora Full Tita in See Through Lingerie in Public of the Day

Rita Ora wore a see through lingerie nightgown neglige out for the paparazzi….something that should be worn by a 50 year old mom trying to entice her bored, depressed, angry, hateful husband into fucking her like she sees women fucked in the movies, before she makes the move to cheat on him, as all whores who don’t get what they want do…

It’s a meant for the bedroom, but when you’re famous from your tits, it’s meant for the public sphere, to ensure that people notice, talk about said tits, as the tits are becoming more and more accessible, available, showcased, and those boring…

This is the kind of low level celebrity, who needs her tits to be wanted, celebrated, craved…because the second dudes move onto new tits…better tits…more youthful and talented…with more likelihood of actually making it…her tits get put on a shelf…forgotten…so as the owner of said tits…she needs to bring them to the front, make a table centerpeice out of the tits…and here are the tits…all round and full..and worth noticing…she’s she’s worth all she’s worth because of them…

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2016

30

Sep

Rita Ora Slutty for Vanity Fair in Lingerie of the day

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Rita Ora is in some obscure market Vanity Fair wearing her lingerie, showing nipples, because she does everything in her power to be the next Rihanna , which isn’t very much power, but more power than most hookers, thanks to having a record deal and some friends who are important people..allowing her to get into magazines like she matters, where she can get half naked where it matters, because people like me write about it like it matters…when really none of this really matters, big tits or not…she’s never going to be Rihanna…she’s too old for that!

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2016

21

Sep

Rita Ora’s Nipple in a See Through Top of the Day

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I find Rita Ora Garbage…but the tits are ok…

You can’t do a post on Rihanna without posting on her annoying shadow – who I assume Rihanna hates – because she’s trying so hard to be Rihanna…and has better tits than Rihanna – which to most men would be enough to make her more relevant and important than Rihanna but to the entertainment industry…the lack of talent and charisma and star power doesn’t even come close – or put her in the same room – unless she’s fucking the producer and other male talent – because men know and appreciate a good set of tits and don’t really care how big of a performer the tits they are cumming on are…they just care about the tits…

So Rita Ora is now on TV, she’s gone from Rob Kardashian to Calvin Harris to everyone else, to PRIMETIME TV and she’s finally finding her place in the world as her own entertainer no one cares about…but she’ll always be a Rihanna hack to me…and as long as those tits are exposed…she matters….

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2016

08

Sep

Rita Ora’s Tits Like Fashion Week of the Day

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Rita Ora has tits…but you already know that – because it’s the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is…and it’s probably the only reason she got a record deal…or got people to produce songs for her to get that record deal – back when she was in th UK working at a Karaoke bar singing Rihanna Songs…before committing to ripping off everything Rihanna and bringing it to America…

The mindset of the British is always that they are superior to their colonies, and places like Barbados are just where they enslave people, turn them into mindless slaves, pay them very little but give them structure…as they make the plantation owner richer and richer…that’s what the culture is based on…and even when they travel back to their colony for winter..they look down on the locals…and feel they can do better…

But in Rita’s case..she’s not better than Rihanna, no matter how hard she tries, she’s just tits…at fashion week…her new and exciting attempt at relevance…

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