Rita Titty Ora may be a nobody who became a somebody by being a nobody who was almost a somebody, or at least has been a pretty big disappointment compared to what she probably expected for herself when she first got signed, but thanks to Rihanna hating her and ousting her from the label, she probably got a pretty good buy out, which resulted in her trying to build her own hype before the whole influencer thing, when it was looked down on and thought of as desperate, so to me, she’s always been a try hard who never was, but the reality is that she’s been doing it so long, and society has changed around us where that anyone who is anyone is a fucking try hard, just fighting for visibility, pulling the same Rita Ora strategy of being everywhere and since she’s been doing it so long, has actual talent, or enough to get her signed a decade ago in the first place, she’s actually a higher profile famous nobody, almost a somebody but most importantly, she’s got a great set of tits!

So let’s focus on the tits, because when born with these, it’s hard to not make it in the era of internet, whether you can sing or dance or get to all the hot parties or not!

Great tit and she knows it, and wants to remind you of it, so I’ll take that as some giving back to the community that still doesn’t quite know what the fuck Rita Ora is.

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Rita Ora, who is the wife of New Zealand Actor/Filmmaker Taika Waititi, not that they really market that they’ve been married, but that’s the fucking story and who really gives a shit who she’s married to, when people barely give a shit about who she is!

Sure she’s got the huge following thanks to her tits, and possibly being in the right place at the right time, but her existence has hardly been some pop star billionaire, but more a girl with a record deal who ended up not releasing music, so she turned to instagram to post her cleavage between attending every paparazzi event, the most followed D-Lister, who probably makes the most money as a D-Lister, so I guess the hustle worked1

The good news is that despite turning to fitness, youknow she’s a married women in her 30s, she’s gotta do what she can to maintain what she’s got, but despite the working out like other 30 somethings, she doesn’t look like an emaciated monster, but instead like a fitter version of herself, and she’s still go the tits1

I don’t know what this outfit is for, a hollywood premiere with her man, now that she’s a Hollywood wife, or maybe it’s to the VMAs to do some weird Satanic rituals, but ultimately, we’re just here for the tits, which is likely the same reason Taika Waititi is there! They’re good tits!

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Rita Ora is your Albanian Princess who managed to survive the Albanian Genocide of 1999 because she had already been human trafficked out of KOSOVO to the UK where they pretended she was the grand daughter of some important figure, so they could train her in an underground bunker to be a top level performer, as they do….

They must be so upset with the results of said training, because they got her to that record deal with one of their Homies, only for her to be ousted and forced to fend for herself in the scary world of a pre-instagram time, luckily, she managed to have enough hype from having that record deal, but luckily, instagram did happen and she was able to do that whole “Influencer Thing” while figuring out how to become an a-list popstar, it’s been 10 years, she’s not quite there yet, but thanks to influencers being the only thing people care about, she’s one of the more famous people in the world, all without many hits, or tours, because why bother when you get paid with less effort in a lazy generation of money comes way too fuck easy, just not to me…

Anyway, I can’t confirm that any of what I have written is truth, if it was it would be highly classified information, if I did know that kind of thing, we could assume the vehicle I was driving in would get blown up and made to look like a car accident, so I just make fun of conspiracies here, if they come true, so be it, if not, they are good comedic entertainment, right new FBI agent friend of Facebook, thanks for the add, making me feel so validated.

I can confirm that she has big tits, is in bikini, possibly newly married to that Tatiki guy, possibly knocked up, you couldn’t rally tell at this stage in the game with her already very fertile and engorged tits..and that’s really all we actually care about. Right.

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IF you’re wondering why old as shit Rita Ora is not a famous popstar, or why she had to use her tits to get attention in the thirstiest way…..going to multiple events tits out after landing a record deal that didn’t pan out for her…..because she’s no Rihanna….forcing her to be some sort of low hanging fruit influencer…straight from the refugee camps of Bosnia…..then you have to watch her attempt at a song now that she’s rich from influencing….

This video came out in June, but I only noticed it now, that’s how relevant she is…her face looking old as shit in her very produced video….spewing out meaningless words set to meaningless sounds because the people don’t seek quality or emotion, they’re numb.
THEN HERE YOU GO…..

To which I say….WHERE THE TITS AT….now that she’s got a rich husband from the movies, a career as an influencer, an attempt at being the old as shit pop star she watned to be, the tits take a backseat, like they aren’t the ONLY reason she exists.

EVIL is hard at work people.

Luckily, she brought her tits to what looks like a SKEET SHOOT, where the SKEET wasn’t being shot on her face as she’s accustomed to, but at least her tits were there in plain sight, so that I feel some sense of normalcy….

She was also in a black dress, THAT’S RACIST.

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When you see a caption like RITA ORA see through, you’d probably expect to see her awesome heavy tits that have helped her exist after her pop career failed….

So you must be pretty disappointed that your favorite wife to a weird New Zealand actor who pretends to be a popstar and more than just tits…..is not showing her tits….

BUT it’s still a see through dress motherfucker, she’s just making it about her ass to show you her versatility I guess.

Overall, she’s still hot.

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Rita Ora’s a pretty unimpressive celebrity, at least based on her accomplishments, since she’s been trying to be super famous for over a decade, and she’s become more a “famous for being famous” type, than an actual famous for creating amazing life changing art that people respect her for, because when you have tits and moderate talent, you don’t need that many hits….and really you don’t need any hits….I am a firm believer in the one hit wonder business model…set from life from one Achy Breaky Gangnam Style I’m the One who Wants to Be with You Short Dick Man….you get what I am saying here, why bother trying, when you can just show up to all the events with your tits out, tricking people into thinking you are important, so they give you jobs as a spokesmodel or host…

Anyway, she’s doing fitness in her tight slutty fitness gear and that’s always exciting, when you imagine that she’s pulling herself into cock, not the “We are in the Shadows” fake vampire reality show Tatiki Watiki’s cock, which is the actual cock she’s eating, but rather some more anonymous cock, maybe even your cock, depending how much you like / hate your penis for always being there for you, or wronging you based on size alone….

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Here’s Rita Ora, who made a name for herself as the girl willing to Fuck Rob Kardashian to launch her pop career after signing to a major label, but who has since gone through a bunch of different men, even though she lost her major label contract. I mean I’m sure she’s got one now, but there was a time that she was just a lost set of tits navigating through LA with a lot of money in her bank because she got bought out of her deal….and now those tits are sagging.

It’s one of those old Albanian refugees that unlike other refugees doesn’t end up in the gutter eating rats, but instead in million dollar houses that she owns and I credited 99 percent of it to her rockin’ now sagging tits.

It’s one of those TITTIES against the clock situations of titties not being perky forever, so use them while we can and as the host body to said tits, RITA ORA can look in the mirror and say to her tits “Girls, we’ve done our best, we’ve gone to great heights together and we’re in a place that I’ll still let you shine, probably with the help of a push up bra, but you can’t carry us the same way anymore”….

Unless I’m wrong and sloppy old lady saggers still get the hits they need, they probably do, cuz they’re tits…even when not at their optimal….still tits…so use em like Ora does.

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Rita Ora is 31, so her tits are really on the cusp of rotting the fuck out. Her dreams of being a popstar, which she was able to almost be all those years ago, are starting to disappear….it’s the slow rot….but as a pervert, I’ll stare at her big tits for as long as she’s showing them….I’ll likely be dead long before she is, but if I am not, I’ll definitely still look at the tits she’s used as her biggest marketing hook to make herself matter in a shitty industry….they feel like old friends at this point…

The Kosovo refugee, who had a famous in Kosovo filmmaker grandfather, just made it to the UK as political refugees, before becoming the famous for fucking a Kardashian, the brother Rob….paving the way to be LA famous for the tits…while pretending to make music on the side…

Whatever works, and as far as I’m concerned, tits get hits, they are great marketing hooks and if you have em, use em….but we don’t need to tell Rita that, she’s basically just a walking tit at this stage in her always showing off her tits for attention career…

I like it.

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Hot titty Rita Ora…the Rita Titty Ora…Tita Ora…or uh….titty Ora.

The point of the story is What came first the Titty or the failed popstar who become some kind of host, influencer, socialite who is famous for being a failed pornstar that fucked a Kardashian….some producers and is still not a popster, but she’s paid her fucking dues…and through it all, there has been great Bosnian tit.

That’s not the point of the story, the point of the story is would Rita Ora matter or be Rita Ora without the awesome, now aging, titties.

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Rita Ora’s been campaigning to be a pop star for as long as she’s existed in America with her lucrative record deal Rihanna had cancelled.

She’s been trying so hard to be an A-List popstar since the second she rode Kardashian dick hoping it would open more opportunities for her….she used to fuck a Kardashian, before fucking a series of music producers, who still haven’t made her an A-List popstar….but rather a d-list popstar, maybe an a-list influencer and host, I mean who fucking knows….or cares.

She’s now putting the same work she put into her great tits, that are less great as each day passes by….as hours turn to days, days to weeks, weeks to months, months to years…every second she degrades…so she’s putting that same effort, which is a lot of effort…if you can’t beat them, you can ALWAYS out work them, which she’s done….

SO she’s doing same thing for her tits, for her ass, and it looks good from this distance and angle..so I’ll get behind her and stare from the computer screen, why the fuck not.

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