Rita Ora must be pretty old by now….it seems like she’s been a celebrity with no real reason besides having been signed by a label, before being bought out of her contract because Rihanna was like “Fuck that noise, you’re not bringing some Rob Kardashian fucking groupie onto the same record label as me”….and knowing Rihanna was relevant, is still relevant, prints hits, they said, pay this Rita bitch off…and they did…

With work visa in hand, access thanks to starting the celeb thing and lots of money allowed her to go to every invite only party, get that paparazzi coverage, all while never making any music….so a pop star, who never was a pop star, but is treated like a pop star….weird…

Here she is in slutty middle aged mom in active-wear that you can probably see at your local Amazon.com Whole Foods….this is the future…sluts of all ages in provocative clothing amongst us….this is their SUNDAY bests…since they are all godless pervert heathen money grubbing freaks…

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Rita Ora, the famous for who fucking knows what, but famous never the less, has gone onto launch her own alcohol brand as a cash grab as these people do…why the fuck not, if you get a decently successful alcohol brand running, the big guys will buy you out for 50 times earnings and you can be like George Clooney and anyone else who has sold a bullshit alcohol brand out there…the shit prints money….

So in having an alcohol brand, despite no one knowing why she’s famous or why she has all those followers, at least after realizing she’s not Kelly Osbourne, who I have mistaken her for at least once….she decided to do a star studded Fourth of July party for her celebrity friends who also don’t know who she is, but assume she’s important, and as a friendly reminder or tribute to why she even matters, she pulled her titty out…and this is that screen capture…a great tit, exposed….on a randomly famous host body…

I was late to the game on this one, but since no one visits the site, who fucking cares.

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Here’s everyone’s favorite Kosovo Refugee from the 90s turned popstar along with a bunch of other Kosovo refugees who also became popstars…they call themselves Albanians and for whatever reason at least three other popstars are of the same background…maybe it’s something to do with their language allowing them to sing with ease…I was told all the hotels in China hire Filipino or is it Filipin-X people to sing in their hotel lobbies because they can sing…I don’t know if that’s fact or racism but I think if your language is based on different pitches, it’d be easy to turn that into song….but who fucking cares…

Rita Ora and her big titties are done up in s short skirt and slutty top, not quite slutty enough for my liking, but based on her designer shoes, this is probably some high fashion item that is overpriced, not that she’d pay for it, but all these other suckers of the internet who think high fashion is so important as a status symbol, when I see it is a symbol of idiotic behavior, paying 5,000 dollrs for a fucking t-shirt. get the fuck out of here…and it doesn’t even show off the titties..what a waste…

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Rita Ora is showing off her athletic leisure outfit in the best way possible…a comedic cameltoe that you’d expect the fat awkward girl in your high school drama class to bust out as some kind of uncomfortable joke that no one laughs at or understands…just a pillow stuffed in her oversized pants to be as funny as Amy Schumer kind of thing…
ut instead, this is some paid to promote slutty athletic gear you see moms everywhere rocking like they aren’t in their 40s…because they see celebrities do it and it’s the low impact, comfortable way to say she’s fit, she works out, she like showing off her body, but it’s about function not being jerked off on…

If you read the site, you know that like the rest of the world, I don’t know why Rita Ora is famous, she’s really uneventful, but she’s managed to make Americans think she’s important in Europe, Europeans think she’s important in America….all while being important no where…pretty fascinating scam…and all it took was invites to all the parties..

That’s not to say she’s not rich, she had at least one 7 figure record dead that we know of and girl gets paid, it’s just to say she’s definitely done big things when her only real marketeable asset are her big Kosovo refugee tits..and I guess now she’s about the GUNT….I mean she filmed this knowing her pussy was eating her pants…it’s not some sort of accident…it’s part of her charm….

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I was going to post these Rita Ora workout ass pics the other day but forgot because who the fuck cares…

Rita Ora may have a massive following, huge success compared to some of the other girls from the same Kosovo refugee camp she came from…unless she was a rich Kosovo person who was able to relocate in the UK before becoming the huge star who no one knows what she actually does…

I assume most people just confuse her for Kelly Osbourne, until seeing the tits and remembering that she was the back-up plan for Rihanna’s label back when they thought they were going to lose her…they paid this one, lined her up and were ready to run with her until Rihanna got wind of it and was like “cancel that bitch”….which I am sure meant paying her a lot of money allowing her to spend her time fucking various producers, a kardashian and now a guy in Australia who made Jojo the Rabbit and the Vampire Roommate show….

Point being, she says she’s a singer or popstar, but no one’s heard her songs, we’ve just seen the awesome, now aging tits, at every event…which have made her an international star where people just assume “she’s famous” in some other country…like Australians think she’s famous in the USA, Americans think she’s famous in Europe, Europe thinks she’s famous in Asia…you know…the pop star from no where who keeps ahead of everyone so that she doesn’t need to ever release pop….and can focus on the only pop that matters…THE TITTY POP.

She also posted this bikini pic of herself…cuz it is thirsty thursday…

And had her tits out….

Here she is promoting her big titty sister in a bikini…do some Kardashian shit…get that reality show Ora…

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I saw some recent story where Rita Ora and her new boyfriend, that Australian dude who did Jojo The Rabbit, making out with some other bitch named Tess Thompson from Westworld, because these celebrities get all drunk and wild on their rich person benders and Rita Ora has been consistently the party girl scenester, if anything her going to events is the only reason you know her since Rihanna got her kicked off her lucrative record deal she got back when she was fucking Rob Kardashian for clout…you see, she’s a clout chaser and I guess it works, at least on an international level…not really famous anywhere, but famous everywhere, and cast in campaigns and TV show hosting gigs in obscure markets, without anyone having ever heard her song…but they’ve all seen her tits…and they are great tits…even as they get older and older and she gets more and more rough looking…

This is her recovering from her debaucherous weekend of being more important than the average people, in Australia where she’s hosting some American Idol Australia type of bullshit…and who cares, like all Rita Ora news or posts, it’s about the Albanian Refugee turned rich and famous TITTIES.

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Rita Ora is in Australia rocking a bikini….because what the fuck else are you to do in Australia when you’re more important than their travel bans and can be brought into their country while other Australians can’t….unless she’s Australian and has birth right, but I don’t know if they issued Australian Passports in the KOSOVO refugee camp she was born in….ANYWAY…all this to say…Rita Ora…aging…still has the tits…maybe a little saggier than they were when they first moved to America with a fat record deal that never materialized in records but that likely got her a cash settlement that allowed her to be the perpetual “not quite sure what she does…she says she sings, but she hosts and models…all while rocking hot tits….we do know she’s had sex with Rob Kardashian and rocked his ABORTION…which makes her a fucking hero because she killed off the next generation of Kardashians….unless you’re not into abortions because it is what heathens do even when it’s the smartest option….so she’s a fucking hero…a Kardashian baby killing hero….and now she’s in Australia fucking their most famous export….the Jojo Rabbit / In the Shadows dude…cuz that pussy goes to more industry parties than she does”…

I actually only found out about the Rita Ora Rob Kardashian abortion today….you learn something knew everyday….when the story came out Rita Ora was probably non existent…but I can assure you she still had the tits…they’ve made her, they define her, and I like her for them.

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Rita Ora is out here in a towel showing off her tits….in what I figure is her documenting their sag..

You know when you see those weightloss timelapse on Youtube, where a fat fuck films himself on his exercise bike for 10 years…then edits it down to a 1 minute video from fat to six-pack….ONLY for the tits…

I guess it’s also like the timelapse videos parents used to do to take pics of their kid daily from birth until they are 18…so you can see their evolution…

Only in this case, it’s about a large amazing tit, slowly work it’s way into a large 40 year old tit….and if that’s hot to you, because you feel like you’ve been in with Rita Ora for the length of her celebrity, triggering an emotional response, a human connection even though she doesn’t give a fuck about you, but you don’t care…even you own mother doesn’t give a fuck about you….

We still don’t know what Rita Ora does beyond scamming a lucrative record deal that never materialized….and deciding to commit to just going to every hollyood even for 5 years until people decided she was famous…

She’s currently fucking Jojo The Rabbit while in Australia…because he’s not tuned off by someone who’s had a Kardashian dick inside them since celebrities like passing around each other’s sloppy seconds…despite there being a whole world of untouched hot pussy available…it’s a weird secret society….so insular that they all know what each other’s genitals taste like…some 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon’s cock….the most exciting game ever…one I should invent but don’t know how…connecting the dots on what celebs have fucked other celebs who have fucked other celebs…you know how that works…let’s make it.

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I like to think that Rita Ora only exists because of the dudes she’s had sex with. I am sure she likes to think she exists because 10 years ago, she landed a multi-million dollar record deal, only to be kicked off the label because Rihanna hated her, forced to never make music again, but at least she got to keep that pile of money…

We only know her American launch because she was fucking Rob Kardashian before his mom fired him from the family empire, Calvin Harris her UK hitmaker, yet she never made hits….and whoever the fuck else she fucked over the years while attending every event and using every paparazzi opportunity she could get to matter.

She’s now hosting shows in Australia, super high profile and apparently fucking Taika Waititi, the guy from What we Do in the Shadows, Jojo Rabbit and most recently Black Beard…don’t ask me why I know this…blame Rita Ora’s hot tits, even now that she’s older and sloppier, they are still hot tis and I’ll be a forever fan even if she doesn’t do all that much…

Now the real question is whether TAIKA took this pic and if so, where’s the CUM stain…

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I like Rita Ora, she’s another one of these Albanian popstars that I find suspicious, like maybe they were plucked out of the Albanian refugee camps in the late 80s and early 90s, only to be trained to be entertainers, but then you’d think Rita Ora’s career would be substantially better than it is if she was a product of grooming and conditioning for pop star life….it’s more likely that she just happens to be Albanian like the other Albanians because they can sing….it’s like going to Karaoke with a Filipino, their dialect or language allows them to hit notes so emulating american singers is a joke to them….at your next rub and tug ask them to sing while they jack you off…

Anyway, Rita Ora, the set of tits that could does have a lucrative career, she is super famous, and even if it has a lot to do with her tits, that doesn’t matter, and even if she wasn’t able to pull off being a legit popstar, at least she got the followers, record deal, and can pretend to be a popster just one without hits, so brands can still use her for marketing campaigns, and obscure networks in other countries can have her hosting their shows….it is a famous without doing much….but still doing more than most people getting famous now….cuz she does have talent and talents and stupid dances are secondary not her focal point…

What I am trying to say is nothing says Easter by an Orthodox Christian like this outfit….it’s like the resurrection of christ, only for limp dicks that find this hot…..to sniff….since there’s no panties on.

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