Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a model who is willing to get naked….who has been naked….who is continuously naked for her “craft”…even now that she’s gone onto replace Megan Fox in massive action movies I refuse to see because I am sure they will rape my brain and implant me with brain washing messages that tell me to consume, consume, consume like all those hollywood big budget things. From Lady Gaga music I know all the words to, despite never actually listening to it at my own will…to sudden urges to buy a fucking honda. We live in hell.

A hell that isn’t made better when Rosie Huntington-Whitely gets a job modeling but keeps her fucking clothes on. In fact, it makes it worse.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a babe…and not just because she’s into bald dudes…giving bald dudes everywhere hope that one day a beauty like this will walk in their lives…even though they aren’t the kind of bald dudes who are also action movie stars with millions of dollars and tons of babes who want on their dicks….not that it matters..she still brings hope…and inspiration and she’s hot when doin’ it…and that’s all I really care about…I am shallow like that.

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This Rosie Hungtington-Whitely character is pretty alright. I think she’s going places…unfortunately none of those places are into the sex dungeon in my basement…or more importantly…in my mouth.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…but that can still give you hope that one day your bald ass will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s wearing tight pants.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is awesome….not because she loves and supports bald men as long as they are rich and famous…and not because she’s an awesome actress who has made a great career shift, triple threat, leveraging her modeling into some Academy Award willing shit…and not because she proved to the world that Megan Fox is irrelevant and overrated and that a model could replace her….but because she is hot, and when she gets half naked for photoshoots, she’s at her fucking best…

Here she is promoting her line of lingerie….justifying why she has all those fans…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely, an icon to balding dudes everywhere, who think she actually is into bald dudes, without realizing that the bald dude she is into is some millionaire action star, something they’ll likely never be, but who is judging your unrealistic masturbation fantasies, I mean shit, some people jerk off to way more unrealistic, creepy, disturbing things….

I just like her cuz she’s a model and I have a think for models… ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLES …..or more importantly, when she demonstrates just how easy acting is, by being in a movie replacing Megan Fox, that virgin losers nerds probably loved, but that I never saw but supported cuz anything that mocks acting as a profession is fucking good to me….

She’s hot even when not showing her nipple in photoshoots…

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Along with Shailene Woodley , VS MAGAZINE most recent issue also featured Julianne Moore …. Helena Christensen …… Elizabeth Olsen and most importantly…these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s nipples…I would say the 5 cover issue was Oscar related…but then I remembered Rosie Huntinton-Whitely’s closest encounter with an Oscar was probably when she was fucking her way to the top….moving from model…to actress….if you can call that acting…to masturabtion material for nerds everywhere and I’m into the fact that she still brings out the nipples to party like it was old times cuz she’s hot.

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Here is Rosie Huntington-Whitely continuing to remind you that there is hope for bald guys as long as they are millionaires celebrities…a goal that is really attainable for average bald men everywhere…but when jerking off you don’t have to be the loser in your fantasy…you do a good enough job at that in your everyday life….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a hero to the bald community….She makes bald guys everywhere thing they’ll one day get a TOPLESS FASHION MODEL turned shitty actress…all they have to do is get in shape, star in action movies and make millions of dollars, easy…..So all you hair thinning fat losers out of work jerking off right now…stop your Propecia, embrace the shiny hairless head, and looking like a new born baby, the haggard, ugly adult version…and maybe you’ll get top notch pussy too….and if that doesn’t work you can always use your creepy baldness for pedophilia…some of the best pedophiles have male pattern baldness….it’s a fact.

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I think everyone needs some boring pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely…the new, elegant, actually good looking Megan Fox….who doesn’t have the nosejob or the cheap tattoos or the loser from 90210 handler…to both give bald guys hope that if they one day become rich and famous…they too will get young hot pussy…making being bald not so bad…but more importantly as an excuse to post THESE PICS OF HER MODELING TOPLESS CUZ SHE’S AMAZING ….and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do….or just did…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….

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Rosie Huntington Whitely, the new, hotter, less cunty, more naked Megan Fox, for all you Scifi, transformer loving, RPG playing, Dragon and Wizard obsessed, virgin losers…is looking amazing in GQ Russia….you see cuz she was a model…who used to get topless for fashion to get noticed…and she got noticed…

Teaching all you girls a valuable lesson – get topless – people will notice …sure you probably won’t get as far as Rosie Huntington, because you’re not hot enough….but you will still get noticed…and that’s good enough reason since that’s really all girls want out of life anyway…..

Either way, This is almost a fashion shoot that you could jerk off to….which isn’t saying much…I’ve been jerking off to fashion and its softcore porno roots for decades….I’m fancy like that.

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