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2009

09

Apr

Billy Ray Cyrus Gives Us the Finger for Disney of the Day

When I think about Disney, I don’t have thoughts of the most magical place on earth, I don’t have thoughts about Mickey and Minnie and all the other characters we all grew up on, I don’t think about my grandmother’s stories about how Walt Disney started up the company as an excuse to get close to little boys and girls, because back then pedophiles weren’t as hated as they are today, it was almost swept under the rug and apparently, he gave great orgasms.

I do think about Miley Cyrus, her millions and millions of dollars, so I am pretty offended when I see her dad, who is milking off the shit just as hard as his little slut daughter, giving us the finger. He should be giving us a two thumbs up with a huge smile on his face because dude’s fucked the system.

What kind of message is this sending to the kids.

Speaking of Kids, Oprah is on teenagers sucking dick, I’m talking 13 year olds. I always knew she was a kiddie porn smut peddler. All the rich folk are weird. They just said “feeling good about your genitals at a young age”. Wonder what that means. I am almost 40 and never felt good about my genitals. Mainly due to the smell and scabs….

And a little Miley for the perverts….

Posted in:Billy Ray Cyrus|Finger|Rude

2009

03

Mar

Princess Leia Gives You the Finger of the Day

The woman you have spent your entire life worshiping, you know dreaming about one day fighting intergalactic wars with, the woman you based all your fantasy girlfriends and masturbation sessions on, is not very nice. I guess it’s time for you to suck it up and move on with your life, because even the one girl you thought you’d always have in your life, thinks you’re a fucking loser and here she is at some comic conference letting the world know she’s had enough of these loyal fan losers who think her shit is a fucking religion and their bullshit is tiring, because taking the Star Wars job in the 70s to pay off some cocaine debt was a just a fucking job, instead it became a horrible fucking curse that she can’t fucking escape and it looks like she’s had enough of you fucking virgins.

Posted in:Princess Leia|Rude