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2016

01

Jul

Rumer Willis Knows Her Angles of the DAy

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When your mom is a vapid superfical twat like Demi Moore who was once very fucking famous after rebuilding her entire face and body with her hollywood money – only to become a relatively hot, albeit smoke and mirrors, leading lady who couldn’t act….you learn how to manipulate the media / the camera/ etc…by saying the right things, or using your best angles….

So it’s only natural her daughter, who got her pre-plastic surgery looks, would post this picture to her seocial media -because she knows from behind – face in pillow is when she looks best..

Great ass…see not all things are negative…

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2016

27

Jan

Rumer Willis’ Potato Head Distracted by Tits of the Day

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Rumer Willis potato head is looking better than ever. We can assume that her mother has given her access to the trust fund, allowing her to follow in her footsteps, and not to necessarily fuck her way into acting jobs, slowly becoming the highest paid woman in hollywood in the 90s, but instead to go under the knife…because when you’re as vain as Demi, you have to have a guilty conscious for making this creature you called Rumer…because she was a Rumer…and I guess still is….

Sometimes you have to love the garbage no one wants.. because you are its mother…and your DNA lie made it….otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….and that’s not an option….so helping her survive with plastic surgery…is just the human and motherly thing to do..

The reality is that under all my layers of hate for overrated ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….I am usually into the underdog dogs..even when they are rich and trust fund owning…and not unfortunate at all…especially when you factor in their tits…that they clearly factor in…right..

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2016

11

Jan

Rumer Willis and other Tits at the Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala of the Day

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I don’t know what the “Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala” is…but it sounds pretty fucking faggy nerd shit. Which would explain transgendered Rumer Willis showing off those tits….

The half potato, lovely thanks to all the plastic surgery her mom introduced her to, you know to make up for bad genetics, because Bruce Willis didn’t realize he was impregnating a lie….and it is her responsibility to right that wrong…

So many other girls were there, but Rumer tits are all that mattered…

Juliette Lewis

Old Bellamy Young:

Bella Thorne, she’s an it girl…and everywhere…

Charli XCX BiG Tits…on the Rita Ora UK popstar promote with your tits hustle…I apprecaite…

Paz Vega….is that a see throug?

Ashley Tisdale Face….Distracted by her Body

Christina Hendricks – What the hell is going on there….


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2015

17

Jul

Rumer Willis Booty Pop of the Day

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There have been constant debates as to whether Rumer Willis was actually human, or just a product of an STD Demi Moore had when she was first fucking bouncer turned action star Bruce Willis…it was like “no that’s gotta be a UTI”…9 months earlier…only to have this weird, fungal, even potato shaped object fall out during getting fucked while on drugs in some hollywood mansion…

But I think, Rumer Willis, is an actual human, and not just afterbirth stained on panties that grew into a human-like thing due to the right climate and moisture levels….I don’t think she’s an alien…but I do think she’s been clever enough to distract people from her Demi Moore before the Plastic Surgery face that wasn’t necessarily pretty but gave good enough head to lure in at least one dude interested in exploring Trans sex, so long as the trans had a pussy not a Bruce Jenner…it’s less gay that way…

And I’m not just saying that because her booty pop game is on point…

Fine…

Maybe I am…but that booty pop game is on point…how can you not want to bury your face in it…like you were Ashton Kutcher before the dot com billions…just stepdadding the right way..right

It is the fake face, fake booty, fake lips, injections everywhere generation…and as someone who likes a big round ass as long as it isn’t on a Kardashian…this new Rumer Willis due to strategic engineering…is a better Rumer Willis..so girls, if you’re out there, ugly and hopeless, but rich…you’ll be ok…you will get through it…and plastic surgeons will be eager to take you on as a challenge…and succeed…because you can afford them….thanks to your trust fund..

Here’s a meme she posted taht I assume hits close to home

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A video posted by Rumer Willis (@ruelarue) on

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2015

27

May

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore Dressed the Same of the Day

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There is a fetish in this…and there is a nightmare in this…

Dudes historically love Mom/Daughter sex….I know dudes who have been in situations where they were either dating the mom and fucked the daughter…or vice versa…I do not know people who have fucked mom and daughter at the same time, but I do know they make porn about that…so mom daughter is a thing….whether it is Demi or Rumer…or your neighbors…it’s got an element of hot and naughty…

I guess it just depends on who you are, how weird you are, or how much of a Demi Moore fan you are, because you fell in love with her in ghost, or Striptease and haven’t been able to move on from it because that’s what being a socially awkward loser in his 40s is all about…

But the fact is that even with all her plastic surgery, mom trying to be daughter, dressed like daughter, jealous of daughter because she fears aging thanks to being a hollywood twat…is not hot…it is creepy…and probably something you can find in your hometown via Yoga Pants.

What this is missing is less clothes…but more importanlty…more spread asshole…cuz I prefer comparing mom/daughter genitals over matching outfits…call me weird…because I am…

Here’s some Rumer Ass…

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2015

26

May

Rumer Willis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

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Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery…

When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass…

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2015

20

Apr

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis may be the potato head I’ve tormented on the internet for a long fucking time, for no real reason other than that I am an asshole…who targets the spoiled trust fund rich kids of celebrities I don’t particularly like, but don’t particularly hate….all because she wasn’t all that hot and it was funny…but it turns out that hotness can be manipulated and like her mother before her…a great body can go a long fucking way….as does botox, fillers and a nose job…turning a potato head into something tolerable enough for me to want to cum on…thanks to the rest of her being pretty on point…

So I’ll save my negativity to shit on other crying for attention assholes, while I’ll just imagine this ass, the Rumer ass shitting on me…because I think I love it….enough to erase the rest of her….

She’s showing some serious improvement.

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2015

16

Apr

Rumer Willis Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis Potato Head…is a lot more interesting to look at now that she’s focused everyone’s attention on her lower body…and pussy definition…while she’s doing some Dancing With the Stars bullshit…because as we all know…girls are a lot hotter…even when busted in the face…if you get to see the way their pussy is built…

As someone who is a fan of all pussy…even when not a fan of all said pussy is attached to…I support whatever this weirdness may be…that I like to think all stems from Demi Moore’s damaged uterus…due to all the cock she must have taken to get a career..but I’m no doctor…maybe it’s just bad genetics…

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2014

25

Sep

Rumer Willis is a New Person of the Day

I am not sure what happened here…but Rumer Willis is a new person. I assume it is an apple doesn’t fall from the tree…situation. Because based on her mother and her mother’s addiction with being youthful that because an addiction with plastic surgery that has involved millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery…I think it would be very unlikely that this rebuilt Rumer Willis hasn’t gone under the knife…but has instead just grew into herself.

I don’t know what this Fetish club gear campaign is about…I just know she’s looking hot…and I think that makes me pretty uncomfortable…it feels so wrong…so dirty…and a reminder to us all that plastic surgery’s not bad.

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2014

10

Sep

Rumer Willis Ass in Leather of the Day

Rumor has it that Rumer Willis posted this picture of her leather pants, ripped in the ass, from either being in a gay sex club on poppers or Ketamine, where she was confused for being a BEAR….without the beard….all thanks to her die hard with vengeance facial structure…or maybe because she’s like every other girl, jacked up on hormones in the food and refined sugar, with too much booty in the pants, but too much price to buy one size up…

Now I may have made fun of Rumer over the years – because I have nothing better to do, and because I figure I might as well attack some trust fund child of a star who at the time wasn’t really showing any interest in being in the industry, but that the industry was into because she crawled out of some relevant enough, overrated, plastic surgery addicted uterus…

But I can still retract all that teasing, and say, I think I may be in love, but that may only be because this looks like a rape scene in a horror movie gone right…because she felt the need to post like she was getting arrested…hands up, legs spread, against the wall…

I guess the troll on all of us, or at least on me, would be if these pics were actually of a dude and she’s pulling some PUNK’D shit her ex-stepdad raised her on…

I don’t know, but it happened and here it is.

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2014

30

Jul

Rumer Willis isn’t Offensively Ugly Anymore of the Day

I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp…

Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live…

And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career:

I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right…

Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot…

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2014

21

May

Rumer WIllis Bikini Pic of the Day

Rumer Willis posted this bikini pic, and turns out that this is her fucking angle. She should be a director of more than just her social media pics.

She’s figured out that if she wants to look pretty she just needs to tell the photographer to keep stepping farther and farther back….until her face blends into the rest of her, and all that can be seen is half nakedness, and no potato head or mutated features thanks to her mom, to get in the way of it…because if Demi and her billion dollar plastic surgery has taught her anything, it’s that you can fake it with a tight body…

All this to say…bitch is looking’ good right here, right now, but maybe I’m just desperate…

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2014

23

Apr

Rumer Willis Panty Flash of the Day

Rumer Willis may be a broken down mangled mess of a person…you know the kind of girl I had made fun of and I have call deformed thanks to her mother’s shitty genetics or maybe her mother’s drug use and uterine damage from fucking her way to the top before letting Bruce Willis drop load in her….before getting a billion dollars of Plastic surgery transforming her into a half human, robot lady you’d want to fuck….

But after seeing her TOPLESS PICS …and a series of fashion erotica, her facial structure I once found scary, suddenly became interesting, compelling, even hot, and has won me over in a way that I would let her ride my face and drip off my chin if she allowed it and didn’t call the police since she probably hates me thanks to my historical abusive behavior…that I will say came from a dark place inside me and was more about anger towards myself than anger towards this delicate flower that may have a few hard edges and a potato head…

All this to say….she’s flashing her panties and I’m just bummed she’s in panties and not flashing her lady dick…all this to say…when she’s cropped…she looks even better…

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2014

08

Apr

Rumer Willis In Some Behind The Scenes Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost…

Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.

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2014

03

Jan

Rumer Willis Bikini in Miami of the Day

It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife…

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