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2015

20

Apr

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis may be the potato head I’ve tormented on the internet for a long fucking time, for no real reason other than that I am an asshole…who targets the spoiled trust fund rich kids of celebrities I don’t particularly like, but don’t particularly hate….all because she wasn’t all that hot and it was funny…but it turns out that hotness can be manipulated and like her mother before her…a great body can go a long fucking way….as does botox, fillers and a nose job…turning a potato head into something tolerable enough for me to want to cum on…thanks to the rest of her being pretty on point…

So I’ll save my negativity to shit on other crying for attention assholes, while I’ll just imagine this ass, the Rumer ass shitting on me…because I think I love it….enough to erase the rest of her….

She’s showing some serious improvement.

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2015

16

Apr

Rumer Willis Cameltoe of the Day

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Rumer Willis Potato Head…is a lot more interesting to look at now that she’s focused everyone’s attention on her lower body…and pussy definition…while she’s doing some Dancing With the Stars bullshit…because as we all know…girls are a lot hotter…even when busted in the face…if you get to see the way their pussy is built…

As someone who is a fan of all pussy…even when not a fan of all said pussy is attached to…I support whatever this weirdness may be…that I like to think all stems from Demi Moore’s damaged uterus…due to all the cock she must have taken to get a career..but I’m no doctor…maybe it’s just bad genetics…

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2014

25

Sep

Rumer Willis is a New Person of the Day

I am not sure what happened here…but Rumer Willis is a new person. I assume it is an apple doesn’t fall from the tree…situation. Because based on her mother and her mother’s addiction with being youthful that because an addiction with plastic surgery that has involved millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery…I think it would be very unlikely that this rebuilt Rumer Willis hasn’t gone under the knife…but has instead just grew into herself.

I don’t know what this Fetish club gear campaign is about…I just know she’s looking hot…and I think that makes me pretty uncomfortable…it feels so wrong…so dirty…and a reminder to us all that plastic surgery’s not bad.

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2014

10

Sep

Rumer Willis Ass in Leather of the Day

Rumor has it that Rumer Willis posted this picture of her leather pants, ripped in the ass, from either being in a gay sex club on poppers or Ketamine, where she was confused for being a BEAR….without the beard….all thanks to her die hard with vengeance facial structure…or maybe because she’s like every other girl, jacked up on hormones in the food and refined sugar, with too much booty in the pants, but too much price to buy one size up…

Now I may have made fun of Rumer over the years – because I have nothing better to do, and because I figure I might as well attack some trust fund child of a star who at the time wasn’t really showing any interest in being in the industry, but that the industry was into because she crawled out of some relevant enough, overrated, plastic surgery addicted uterus…

But I can still retract all that teasing, and say, I think I may be in love, but that may only be because this looks like a rape scene in a horror movie gone right…because she felt the need to post like she was getting arrested…hands up, legs spread, against the wall…

I guess the troll on all of us, or at least on me, would be if these pics were actually of a dude and she’s pulling some PUNK’D shit her ex-stepdad raised her on…

I don’t know, but it happened and here it is.

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2014

30

Jul

Rumer Willis isn’t Offensively Ugly Anymore of the Day

I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp…

Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live…

And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career:

I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right…

Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot…

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2014

21

May

Rumer WIllis Bikini Pic of the Day

Rumer Willis posted this bikini pic, and turns out that this is her fucking angle. She should be a director of more than just her social media pics.

She’s figured out that if she wants to look pretty she just needs to tell the photographer to keep stepping farther and farther back….until her face blends into the rest of her, and all that can be seen is half nakedness, and no potato head or mutated features thanks to her mom, to get in the way of it…because if Demi and her billion dollar plastic surgery has taught her anything, it’s that you can fake it with a tight body…

All this to say…bitch is looking’ good right here, right now, but maybe I’m just desperate…

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2014

23

Apr

Rumer Willis Panty Flash of the Day

Rumer Willis may be a broken down mangled mess of a person…you know the kind of girl I had made fun of and I have call deformed thanks to her mother’s shitty genetics or maybe her mother’s drug use and uterine damage from fucking her way to the top before letting Bruce Willis drop load in her….before getting a billion dollars of Plastic surgery transforming her into a half human, robot lady you’d want to fuck….

But after seeing her TOPLESS PICS …and a series of fashion erotica, her facial structure I once found scary, suddenly became interesting, compelling, even hot, and has won me over in a way that I would let her ride my face and drip off my chin if she allowed it and didn’t call the police since she probably hates me thanks to my historical abusive behavior…that I will say came from a dark place inside me and was more about anger towards myself than anger towards this delicate flower that may have a few hard edges and a potato head…

All this to say….she’s flashing her panties and I’m just bummed she’s in panties and not flashing her lady dick…all this to say…when she’s cropped…she looks even better…

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2014

08

Apr

Rumer Willis In Some Behind The Scenes Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost…

Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.

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2014

03

Jan

Rumer Willis Bikini in Miami of the Day

It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife…

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2013

25

Nov

Rumer Willis’ Intense Instagram of the Day

Rumer Willis posted some pics she took with Tyler Shields, who is pretty much a celebrity photographer and friend, who gets these girls to get half naked for him in some semi-interesting shoots, at least in terms of Hollywood, where everything is candy-coated, mainstream, repetitive, and lack total creativity in any way shape or form, even if the people involved have talent…

Now why he chose Rumer Willis, I can only assume pressure from Rumer Willis, he doesn’t want to burn bridges…she wants her pic taken, he figures it’ll generate buzz even if it’s disgusting having to endure…or be a part of…so he does it..

I guess we see this all the time…and I blame social media for it…girls who have no business getting half naked in pics…who get half naked in pics…

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2013

08

Apr

Rumer Willis Goes To Events in Bikini Tops of the Day

Rumer Willis is pretty disgusting to look at, and I just like to check in with what she is up to every now and then, because she is a reminder, that although she lives the perfect rich girl life, thanks to her mom and dad’s celebrity, she’s still vile, that to her mom and dad’s clashing of incompatible genetics, and a uterus probably ravaged by HPV and hard drug use, cuz before the millions Demi put into Plastic surgery that happened after she fucked her way to the top from a nude model to the star of GI JANE, she probably looked a lot like this alien, only with a little less Bruce Willis midget in it.

She showed up to some event like this, cuz clothes forces people to notice her face.

Bikini tops, allow us to be distracted.

I appreciate the effort she put in, and the sick thing in all this is that I’d totally eat this thing out for hours, slapping my dick in her face, exploring our sexuality and boundaries, because as disgusting as she is on paper, she kinda turns me on.


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2012

05

Nov

Rumer Willis is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve always been freaked out by Rumer Willis’ weird face that I blame on bad genetics and a bionic mother who has modified herself to look like a different person…one she wasn’t genetically meant to be….coupled with heavy drug use…..but apparently…I am also freaked out by her ass….


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2012

24

Oct

Rumer Willis Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day


Just earlier today I was telling someone that you have to love the garbage no one wants because otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….it is the human thing to do…and since under all my layers of hate filled ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….

In my conversation, I was making reference to dealing with retards….knowing that everyone else will either just mistreat them, rape them in their retard institution and laugh at them about it….basically leaving them out to die….you know kinda like a stray dog that no one bothers feeding…or loving…or taking care of….or giving a home to….

And since Rumer Willis…is pure retard looking…thanks to Demi’s hard drug use and bad genes….I’d say she deserves love and attention too…but then I am reminded that rich girls who are spoiled all their privileged lives…don’t realize that they are ugly….monsters who could star in all horror movies as the beast…..freaks who don’t deserve love…cuz people suck up to them just cuz of who their parents are and what their trust fund looks like….

But she is wearing a bikini…and a sombrero…mocking my people…but making her worthy of a post of her very own…cuz ugly kids of actors I don’t care about are people too….just barely people too…but still people….or at least that’s the rumor….(see what I did there??)


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2012

06

Mar

Rumer Willis Turnin’ Men Gay of the Day


Yesterday, BRUCE WILLIS TOOK OUT HIS FRUSTRATION ON THE PAPARAZZI ….because everyday he wakes up knowing that his drug use and selling his soul to the devil to get to this level of fame and riches with such little talent and hair…is the reason he was given this monster toll of a daughter who has the ability to turn straight men faggot….with her face alone….rocking that bra and see through shirt…and strategically placing herself so the wind blows up her skirt was just fucking overkill….I mean if that was her objective in her seduction….all square faced and sloppy bodied….She’s the fucking worst.


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2011

07

Jul

Rumer Willis Tries to Be Sexy Despite Her Alien Monster Horror Movie Face of the Day

Rumer Willis is trying to get some seriously noticed, yet awkward but fascinating cuz I like sluts for attention…..

I guess her whore mom taught her the tricks of the trade…cuz her mom was an unattractive woman with a more subtle mutant face who managed to make it even before all the millions of dollars of plastic surgery.. who managed to even be a sex symbol, nude in random magazines in the 80s, and doing what her whore self could to get where she wanted to be…..but unfortunately, Rumer’s face is too far gone and too alien to really divert anyone’s attention from looking at it and thinking “What the fuck is that thing”….even if she was masta bating on the street corner with a found object, like a piegon or squirrel, people would be what the fuck is with that thing’s face…..ok….maybe I’m being too harsh….the short shorts, open shirt, cleavage is a good step for this creature, even though I know that if I wore heels this high, I’d look like I had long gorgeous legs and I’m an obese troll of a person…making this just a confusing fucking situation..

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