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2009

16

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Got Herself a Black Slave of the Day

I guess it’s coded into her genetics that she as a Southern girl she needs herself a negro to do her dirty work for her, it’s just the way it’s been year after year. This looks like some moderate slave work, you know she makes the bitch run against her and lose on purpose, because you all know a fat white chick can’t really win a speed race with a black girl of any level of fitness, and this whole victory walk looks lke some best friend shit on the surface, but trust me, behind closed doors, one of these bitches is getting whipped into compliance and it’s not the blonde Academy Award winner. Trust me on that one.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|Running

2009

14

Apr

Amy Winehouse Scaring The Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of beautiful Amy Winehouse living it up in the Islands and by living it up, I mean scaring the shit out of the local black kids, who don’t quite understand what the fuck she is, but know it’s probably something bad. I still think she’s amazing, but I do have a soft spot for crack addicted sluts who have money and big titties, even if those titties are slowly falling off their frail chests.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|kids|Running