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2017

08

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the day

Despite being Portuguese, Sara Sampaio isn’t that bad, we can’t hold that tainted DNA against her, she didn’t choose where to be born…and really, my hatred for Portuguese people stems from having worked for them and dealing with them and their complex of being the asshole of Western Europe no one cares about…when in reality, it’s not that bad, at least their bitches aren’t when they are models, skinny models, who defend being skinny, a fetish of mine in a world of fat.

She’s a VS model, thus annoying ego who thinks she’s a celebrity or superstar, but she’s still good to look at in bikinis for magazines when you’re avoiding leaving your house thanks to couch being so comfortable…

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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day

I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for…

Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless..

I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it…

I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass.

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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly are both on 100 million dollar yachts in Cannes…you know because they are “basic” and “down to earth” and like the simple things in life, which I know is something I am sure they probably say, as all these vapid money grubbing cunts like to think they are down to earth and that their boyfriend don’t need to have money, it’s just a nice perk, meanwhile they are raging and selfie-ing on the boats so that they can send to all their friends…you know kinda like how they act on the private jets…but with more outdoor space…and paparazzi watching….

The whole thing may be expensive, but it’s pretty trashy…but models in bikinis…not a bad thing…

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2017

22

May

Sara Sampaio Butt Shot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model – who was hired to replace Adriana Lima, both of Portuguese descent, is in Cannes, because it’s the Euro dream, something someone from the asshole of Europe would never dream of attending, because the only Portugese famous person before her was….there has been none, maybe the local fisherman or some shit…or maybe Ronaldo, I mean he’s Portuguese but doesn’t count…because of Soccer…

Point being, she’s flashing her ass…in her Romper, which is better than the ROMPHIM which is a real article of clothing that men are wearing, same concept…but with more testicles…not very big testicles..or maybe overly huge testicles…but still weird…

THAT SAID…I don’t mind that we’ve seen her named before…and her ass cheek aren’t as racy as when you see teen girls dressed like this…but it’s still…ass cheek exposed…as it should be…for all to see…because some of us don’t get laid by hot chick and appreciate the “off gassing” or being the creeper enjoying something a girl is wearing – not for us – and that they give us dirty looks about – but that I still get to take in….NICE>

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2017

21

Mar

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is working for other brands than Victoria’s Secret, which is crazy if you were to think about it rationally, why would a brand that created her, because the only reason you know of her is because of Victoria’s Secret…life of a fisherman’s daughter because all portuguese women are Fisherman daughters…it’s all people do in Portugal…or as some call it – the asshole of Europe but it created Ronaldo….

I am convinced that all the VS girls are robots, and to earn the cost of producing them, they farm them out to work…to all other brands…as long as people remember that VS owns them…then it’s just leveraging the competition to get what you need done…and to build yourself up off the backs of dumb half naked girls…so good

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2017

20

Mar

Sara Sampaio’s Fashion Panty Flash of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a skinny bitch that no one in Portugal has ever heard of, yet she’s pulling the whole “I’m a Portuguese Model”…because anyone who knows Portuguese people, usually try to avoid hanging out or talking to them, except other Portuguese people, or if they are Nelly Furtado…and that’s probably why Victoria’s Secret decided that this Femme Bot would be from Portugal…when clearly she’s made from Adriana Lima DNA to replace LIMA…and it’s working out well for her because she’s famous as fuck.

This is her shoot that I am posting because I like her panty flash….I am a simple mind like that.

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2017

08

Mar

Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars…

Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do…

This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it…

The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…

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2017

01

Mar

Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the Portuguese wonder – who is not a Fisherman’s daughter, or who may be a fisherman’s daughter, but who is working as a tall skinny model in America…almost like her Portuguese story is just a fucking lie or angle to try to market herself better…

To me, she’s more than just a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s a fucking hero. She’s fought for the rights of really skinny girls with booty…something I love….and she’s told all the people hating on her for being skinny that she eats….sometimes…and that it’s ok to be healthy and skinny…you fat fucks…what a fucking activist who needs all the support she can get in this world of fat filled everything…

That said, she’s got a hole in her leggings, probably strategic…a little taste of slutty – or a pilot hole for later that night when her rich boyfriend rips it open to access her anus..but totally wonderful…and relatable…a triumph we’ve all seen on girls who are ambitious in their legging size, unaware that when stretched out enough – they become transparent..

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2017

09

Feb

Sara Sampaio Shaving Her Hairy Portuguese Face of the Day

Sara Sampaio is shaving her face for some photoshoot because you know that Portuguese girls are hairy little trolls and need maintenance….otherwise they look like fishermen…that have been lost at sea…but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, very important and can’t let the world know that she’s got a fucking beard…

Sara Sampaio is better known for being the skinny model, blamed for being too skinny, targeted as being skinny, and defends being skinny, in a world that needs a lot more of that….because everything’s got so damn fat…

HERE SHE IS IN BIKINI DOING PHOTOSHOOTS FOR TOMMY HILFIGER WITH GIGI HADID AND OTHER SLUTS…LIKE HAILEY BALDWIN…..

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2017

12

Jan

Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram…

Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good…

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2016

25

Nov

Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio Caribbean Vacation of the Day

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Toni Garrn and Sara Sampaio are either best fucking friends ever and they vacation together – or they are on a shoot – but whatever it is they get topless together and put their asses in the air with a little duck dive…cuz it’s cute to show off your PUSSY PRINT….

It makes sense that they are together because they have so much in common as both have been exploited but well paid by the underwear empire that turns models into promo models….but pays them huge money so it’s OK, not to mention it gives them the work visa, it gets them in the right circles and Leonardo DiCaprio will fake fuck them since he’s more of a GRINDER kind of guy than a model fucker he’s marketed as…at least that’s the RUMOR….

So Toni Garrn is the German Leo Ex, Sara Sampaio the Portuguese skinny as fuck, who I’m sure has fucked her fair share of rich and famous people, but I don’t feel like googling it because who cares – all these basic bitches are the same….

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2016

17

Oct

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian relationship is with Miley Cyrus…securing her place in the evil empire’s roster of promo models who get paid way too much…and who the world loves…and worships…

Here is Sara Sampaio….doing fitness…

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2016

27

Sep

A better Look at Sara Sampaio’s Victoria’s Secret Pussy Not Wearing Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I posted Sara Sampaio’s possible pussy flash but the pics were too small for me to see actual labia….but today…I saw labia…and figured it was a good time to try to figure out what is going on here, other than that it’s a pussy flash, a bald pussy flash in an era of BUSH…which as a bush lover and connoisseur… I hate…

But the real issue about the pussy flash is that I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPONSORED BY VICTORIA SECRET….Victoria’s Secret is the only reason I know her…Isn’t this is a bad look for the brand. Their girl they pay tons of money to – doesn’t wear panties…because the panties cause yeast infections, or get in the way, or a low quality dog shit panties from China and she’s not legally allowed to wear other panties…so she wears no panties as a contract loophole….hilarious..

The only reason we know this girl, and now her pussy is because of the money and co-sign from Victoria’s Secret. If what they shove down our throats are lies…what in the world is real. Even underwear models don’t wear their underwear…they can’t be bribed into wearing their underwear…and everything we know about their marketing is all lies…this is promo model mall brand shit that these girls are better than…

TO me, her pussy is saying “There’s no point to underwear….not this shitty underwear that pays me…that stuff is bad”…or maybe she will spin it by saying “Look what happens when you don’t wear underwear”…her pussy…a martyr for or the brand…because she’s already put everything about her out there….this isn’t a big deal and it’s good press…

Either way….pussy…..or maybe this isn’t pussy – but is instead just nude panties that are from her owners Victoria’s Secret…and just look like a pussy slip…because that’s a new trend they are on…who knows…

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2016

26

Sep

Sara Sampaio’s Pussy Flash of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is apparently flashing her pussy through her shorts…I can’t really tell, but I can tell you that whenever girls where these beat up short shorts, I always look for the pussy flash or panty flash because it always happens, especially, when the legs are skinny skinny….like Sara Sampaio’s…the Victoria’s Secret model who defends being skinny…a fight us skinny lovers are losing to all these loudmouth body positive fat chicks who don’t realize putting down hot skinny chicks is body shaming…but jealous fat cunts are too loud to make any sense of what they are saying cuz their mouths are all full of cake…

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I THOUGHT SHE WAS SPONSORED BY VICTORIA SECRET….this is a bad look for the brand. Their girl they pay tons of money to – doesn’t wear panties…hilarious…what is real in the media…even underwear models don’t wear underwear…all lies…ALL Fucking lies…she’s saying “There’s no point to underwear….”…or maybe she’s saying “Look what happens when you don’t wear underwear…her pussy…a martyr….for the brand…because she’s already put everything about her out there..because they own her.

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2016

06

Sep

Alexis Ren and Sara Sampaio and a Bunch of Other Idiots at Burning Man of the Day

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Burning Man happened, so if you are on social media, which I am not really, but I am unfortunately aware of what’s going on – because I’ve created this stupid existence with this stupid site that I am addicted to updating for no real reason other than I got nothing else going on and can’t quit it…

Now, for those of you who don’t know about Burning Man, it’s a fucking nightmare to me, where all these losers dress up like Tank Girl in the middle of the desert, to listen to very important and underground artists like SKRILLEX, with very down to earth – removing themselves from all the luxuries of the world like wifi and showers – except in the wifi and shower zone…

It’s like Halloween in September…giving rich people a reason to dress up…and feel like they are part of something because they are vapid and empty…and like thinking they aren’t…

I clicked the burning man hashtag and along with Alexis Ren – Instagram model and Sara Sampaio – Victoria’s Secret model…there was a bunch of other silliness that doesn’t seem appealing to be stuck in the desert with….even if they show their tits while on psychedelics….

The whole gathering seems idiotic…but I’m here looking at the pics…not staring at the tits…so who’s the real idiot in all this…yep…me…

They call themselves Burners but none ever burn to death…bummer…

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