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2014

09

Jul

The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue…

For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like..

Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome

This issue features:

Magdalena Frackowiak






Emily Didonato





Sara Sampaio




Lais Riberio





Isabeli Fontana



Karmen Peradu





AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

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2014

27

May

Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits…

She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has…

I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

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2014

16

May

Sara Sampaio in Revolve Clothing’s Catalog of the Day

Fisherman Portuguese model SARA SAMPAIO brings us the boring fucking catalog pics even though she’s half naked of the day…

Because there’s something about catalog pics that involve hiring all these same bitches, who spill over from company to company, to pose and sell their fucking clothes, with zero exclusivity, concept or fun..

You see, Sara Sampaio, is best know for doing Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret manages their girls so tight, that they become low level celebrities….and part of that management involves brand association, by lending them to other companies like Revolve, to give the girls even more visibility, since you know Victoria’s Secret owns them…and Revolve participates, either because they manufacture their lingerie at the factories owned by Victoria’s Secret in China, because Victoria’s Secret is big enough to know if you manufacture for the competition as well as yourself you have your hand in everyone’s pocket and you win…

Or revolve are just idiots, thinking that using the same girls put them in the same league…

The fact is Revolve can hire anyone…they can even pay someone 50k a year to find never before seen girls. They could probably get celebrities for the same amount of money…yet they choose a girl already tainted by the competition.

It makes no sense….but more importantly, it’s boring, played out and garbage…but I’ll post it anyway, it’s friday and not every post can be as good as the BEACH VIDEO I just posted…

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2014

14

Apr

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Sara Sampaio

2014

08

Apr

Sara Sampaio Desperate Model Act of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model…

Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches.

“Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…

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2014

17

Mar

Sara Sampaio Does a Springbreak Party of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess has to contractually go to some of their shitty events because otherwise they’d just recruit some other immigrant willing to whore out the brand harder in exchange for a USA work visa…

The event was some Spring Break party, where a bunch of ugly mainstream college kids got drunk, before getting herpes or pregnant, so thirsty for someone hot, famous and not fat, that when Sara Sampaio came out, everyone went nuts, like the ginger.

Hardly news, hardly interesting…if anything it makes me wonder why I didn’t go on Spring Break this year to creep on all these young idiot girls who don’t know better and are willing to make bad decisions…but ultimately, in doesn’t interest me at all…if anything, it scares me.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Feb

Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked….

Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

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2014

01

Jan

Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market…

Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio

2013

17

Dec

Sara Sampaio for Free People of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all.

They are all the same…

If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.

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