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2014

18

Nov

Sara Sampaio’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is getting bad press for being too skinny…even though she’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or maybe the fat feminist lesbians are legitimately disgusted by her and her fast metabolism because she chooses not to get fat like them…but more importantly…she gets paid for not being fat like them…and then she ends up in campaigns that tell girls it is ok to be skinny…in fact…it is probably healthy to be skinny…and you don’t need to be anorexic to be skinny…you can work out and eat well…but I guess McDonalds wants none of that…

Well, Victoria’s Secret does, because she was on set shooting PINK…and I think she looks awesome, but then again, I don’t think models should be fat, I don’t think any girls should be fat, and her skinny little body has a perfectly round ass I’d like to try to suffocate on before using her as a toothpick…skinny bitch I want more of this…

Protection is the key! ?????? @rachelhilbert @makky15 @sash19 @vspink

Une photo publiée par Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) le

Here’s a little Dance Video…

DANNNCE OFFF!!!!! @sarasampaio @sash19

Une vidéo publiée par Rachel Hilbert (@rachelhilbert) le

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2014

17

Nov

Sara Sampaio Loves Skinny of the Day

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5 days ago Sara Sampaio defended herself against evil society that hates skinny girls and that try to shame her for all she represents being skinny, even though the real people who deserve to be bullied are fat girls, because it is for their own good, it beats diabetes….and skinny models should be celebrated, because they fit the clothes best, that’s why they are models…

So any skinny hot model bitch defending the evil that is fat chicks is a friend of mine, even if she probably hates me because I make fun of her on the internet, provided she knows I exist, which I can assure you she doesn’t, even though she should, since we are fighting the same fight, hating fat chicks…

I’m proud of my body and I’m not gonna let any of you bully me just because I’m skinny! Every body is different, and every metabolism is different! I eat a lot, so next time u decide to tell me to eat a burger remember I probably eat more burgers than you, I’ve always been skinnier, and probably will always be, I workout, I’m healthy and I’m happy! The amount of hate I see thrown at me and to other model friends that I know are naturally skinny it’s ridiculous! U don’t see us shaming other types of bodies so please don’t come and shame ours! Be happy with ur body and stop shaming others! Whether they are skinny, fat, fit, with big boobs, small boobs etc! Don’t share hate! Be happy

Happy jump ???? #stbarths

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So blessed!! ???????????????? @vspink @sash19 #stbarths

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2014

22

Oct

Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that…

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2014

25

Sep

Sara Sampaio’s bare Ass and Tits with a Horse for the Perverts of the Day

This is not a weird fetish photoshoot from some obscure porn site, this is Sara Sampaio for Vogue Spain, which means this is top fashion, and I guess you can ignore the clothes she is in, despite it being a fashion magazine, and focus on the fact that she is naked with a horse…or half naked with a horse, up on some weirdo Equus fetish shit….

I am sure horse love has existed forever, and that pony play fetish has even inspired a line horse tail butt plugs, hoof hand and feet covers, and even leather horse masks…I don’t know who sexualized the horse first, I am sure a a lot of people over the history of man have inserted their majestic genitals inside random girls willing to get fucked by a horse…I’ve seen the videos…and I guess this is the

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2014

28

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck…

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ…

I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954.

In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

09

Jul

The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue…

For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like..

Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome

This issue features:

Magdalena Frackowiak






Emily Didonato





Sara Sampaio




Lais Riberio





Isabeli Fontana



Karmen Peradu





AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|Isabeli Fontana|Karmen Peradu|Lais Riberio|LUI|Magdalena Frackowiak|Sara Sampaio

2014

27

May

Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits…

She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has…

I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

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2014

16

May

Sara Sampaio in Revolve Clothing’s Catalog of the Day

Fisherman Portuguese model SARA SAMPAIO brings us the boring fucking catalog pics even though she’s half naked of the day…

Because there’s something about catalog pics that involve hiring all these same bitches, who spill over from company to company, to pose and sell their fucking clothes, with zero exclusivity, concept or fun..

You see, Sara Sampaio, is best know for doing Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret manages their girls so tight, that they become low level celebrities….and part of that management involves brand association, by lending them to other companies like Revolve, to give the girls even more visibility, since you know Victoria’s Secret owns them…and Revolve participates, either because they manufacture their lingerie at the factories owned by Victoria’s Secret in China, because Victoria’s Secret is big enough to know if you manufacture for the competition as well as yourself you have your hand in everyone’s pocket and you win…

Or revolve are just idiots, thinking that using the same girls put them in the same league…

The fact is Revolve can hire anyone…they can even pay someone 50k a year to find never before seen girls. They could probably get celebrities for the same amount of money…yet they choose a girl already tainted by the competition.

It makes no sense….but more importantly, it’s boring, played out and garbage…but I’ll post it anyway, it’s friday and not every post can be as good as the BEACH VIDEO I just posted…

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2014

14

Apr

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Sara Sampaio