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2016

26

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless Tanning of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the tiny Titty Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess is taking a stand or protesting the evil empire for presenting her like a big tit bra model, by saying this is the truth, this actually my tits, this is who I am….prior to being a small Titty advocate, she was also a skinny model advocate, standing up to mean girls all fat and hating the skinny girls, because she doesn’t over eat and works out…a hero…

Just probably not a hero to the married billionaire she’s dating’s wife….

But if you were a billionaire getting in on this would be ideal, worth making all that money for….and when you’re a model you go for the gold…cuz modeling doesn’t last…

Either way…tits…euro bikini…good times…

A bit of her Instagram….

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2016

23

Aug

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese, in what I think could be a close or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her for the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND, 18 years ago…and made this creature in her image…who has similar face, but who they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….

MAKES SENSE TO ME…

Well, she’s in Europe filming some bullshit – but her schedule is so rough she took much needed time by the pool in her bikini for the paparazzi, it’s probably part of her contract with the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND…..

And I like how skinny she is…more girls need to get back to this skinny thing…

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2016

19

Aug

Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day

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So The Edit is a magazine put out by a fashion retailer – to push their products on the average consumer – and they do it by doing photoshoots with models like Sara Sampaio…

This is to promote their fall dresses, at least that’s what I read…but the reality of it is that she’s actually barely wearing the dresses, or wearing them like we’d hope all women buying them would wear them…all dramatic and in bathtubs with their little tits out….even if they had big tits, or were bigger girls….

But instead, these dresses will be worn to offices, to events…and none of them how masterfully they captured as slutty Sara Sampaio…trained by Victoria’s Secret…you know the professionals at turning girls into half naked celebrities…

Sara Sampaio is the Adriana Lima replacement, possibly created by Lima DNA in Josephine Skriver’s dad’s lab…but I have no proof of that…I just have these pics of her in a dress..

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2016

25

Jul

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio may be accused of being too skinny by the bodyshamers who don’t like how skinny she is, because they are fat…

They think her Portuguese fish eating fitness, that lead to her becoming a Victoria’s Secret model with nice little tits is fucking offensive….

So the slam her on social media like a rich guy she’s dating because he’s rich and likes models…

And that is bullying, reverse bullying, putting down a girl for having low body fat percentage – shaming her into overeating, developing diabetes and losing limbs….but no one gets on board with that fight, the fight the people calling skinny hot chicks to skinny and hot, because they feel like shit about themselves for being fat and realize life is unfair…

Well, I don’t know what this titty shoot is for, but it is recent….and there are tits…and I like tits…especially on skinny bitches who fight the good fight by being skinny.

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2016

19

Jul

Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is skinny…and uninteresting…in Mexico…where she probably won’t drink the water – but if she did, she’d probably die from the parasites she caught, after shitting out her insides because she’s skinny and has nothing to survive in a time of emergency…not that she shits, girls don’t shit, especially skinny girls…because we know the plus sized girls shit, all over the fucking place from all that eating, that they can pretend is just defense from the tropical trips they are forced to go on for their bikini model life…

Right?

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2016

23

Jun

Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy

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SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties…

She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter.

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2016

03

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day

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Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in….

She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models…

I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores…

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2016

27

Apr

Sara Sampaio in Maxim of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is on the hustle.. the Portuguese model no one in Portugal has ever heard of…possibly because they are all busy fishing and too poor to own computers or Smart phones…or maybe she’s only made it in America as a Victoria’s Secret model who likes showing her tits outside of Victoria’s Secret but that’s all part of the Victoria’s Secret whoring of their girls because they basically have a tattoo on their foreheads…so that anything they do – always goes back to Victoria’s Secret…use other brands money to make you money..

I hate that these pictures are from Maxim because the old Maxim used to pay me for traffic, like all the big media companies used to do..and still do…from porn companies…to serve ads…it’s called CPCR…COST PER CLICK cheaper than Banners we Run….then Maxim turned around and started sending me takedown notices and legal threats..but not they are back, with better pictures and better models than the New Playboy…and I am almost into this skinny bitch, who owns being a skinny bitch posing…

They are typical pics, been done pics, but still good pics..

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2016

22

Apr

Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day

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Sara Sampaio naked..in pictures because that is what models do…they get naked…in pictures…for photographers…and more importantly…no real reason…like they were in Playboy in the 70s…only everywhere…because everything is Playboy…

It’s like “Get naked in the water”…if we filter it to look like some shit toile water color after a hangover….it won’t look gratuitous or an attempt to use her tits to get her noticed…I mean she’s already in Victoria’s Secret, so maybe this is just how they keep the brand alive – ensure the girls are active..

That said, she’s from Portugal, despite no one for Portugal having even heard of her, but the interesting thing about her is that she defends skinny girl rights and I like that…

It’s like these fat chicks don’t just eat everything in site, but they also eat up skinny girls and not just all their food, they hate them and insult them when bitch is like “I’m just not a fat person, fuck off”….not everyone needs to be a fucking fat person in this world…in fact medicine says being the fat girl is unhealthy and the skinny girl may not survive famine as well…but will live longer under current living conditions…

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2016

12

Apr

Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day

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Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand….

Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything….

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2015

03

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

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South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute…

But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me…

She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass…

So much porn, so little time..

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2015

24

Sep

Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is boring…

But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit..

This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit..

Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent…

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2015

02

Jul

Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym…

Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat…

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2015

04

May

Sara Sampaio for June’s UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese freedom fighter, which is more than you can say for most Portuguese people, who haven’t really accomplished much since finding North America, and who have since kinda taken the back seat to productivity and decided to ride off that…1492 hustle…

But Sara Sampaio, who is Portuguese and who has been just named a new Victoria’s Secret angel…which means she has secured an actual modeling contract with the brand…that involves something like 55 work days, tons of press, for something like 50k a year…is a freedom fighter…

If defending being skinny is a freedom fighter thing to do, which I think it is, in this era of everyone is fat and disgusting, and skinny babes are a dying art form…thanks to hormones in our foods and laziness…

She’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or it is just great to be skinny and fat chicks and fast food joints and the Pharma industry hate anyone who is living it…

It’s like reverse the bullying, let’s not laugh at the fat girl who’s thighs are rubbing together and is out of breath walking ten steps to get to the donut shop…as she slowly dies…in a life where there is no quality of life…thanks tot donuts…and instead bully the babe getting paid to be half naked…

The whole world’s gone crazy, and I blame social media.

Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar, in pretty boring pics…considering we’ve seen her naked…. HERE

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2015

14

Apr

Sara Sampaio for Calzedonia Bikinis of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can…

She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand…

She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy…

As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her…

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