Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits…

It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past….

Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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I get her hustle…but I hate her hustle….I like to think I hate this exploiting nerd shit for nerds because I am a fighter of equal rights of all people…and I always side with the underdog…their social ineptitude and lack of friends, street smarts, and sex life…make them easy targets for a playboy model to market herself to….you know like a telemarketing type scam against trusting elderly who have no mental capacity to say no to the scammer….only the nerd version….I guess she figures she’s done the posing nude thing, now she can be playful, dress in costume, and get more money and more fans that will last, if only these idiots believe she’s actually into their shit, which they do…cuz they hope that she is more than they hope for brain washing software that actually works to be released so that they can get laid…

You get what I’m saying, it’s an easy target…and she’s a fucking loser for jumping on board…

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Sara Underwood teaches the youth a couple of valuable lessons…

First, when you are at your hottest and most marketable, you know when you just hit 18, do Playboy, because you don’t have to be all that hot, your youthfulness will get the door open since all guys like seeing 18 year olds naked…even the fat ones….

Second, when you are tired of posing naked and realize that you are easily replaced, sleep with or pretend to sleep with a star, because you will get noticed by the right people.

Third, when you are noticed by the right people, take a low paying job making TV for nerds, cuz nerds are loyal and will pay for your autograph at comic conventions for the next 40 years, making it a solid retirement plan for a girl who has no talent…but was willing to get naked…

Fourth, post sexy half naked pics of yourself on the regular to keep us interested….

She’ got it all figured out….

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Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid….

So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex…..

Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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Sara Underwood is a pornstar who instead of moving on from Playboy and diving deeper into the adult game like most Playboy models…..she decided to go the porno smut filled part of the mainstream world…we call G4TV….but you can take the whore out of the basement you locked her after fucking her for 50 dollars….but you can’t take the whore out of the girl…..and that is why she’s strapped herself in skimpy shorts on twitter in a sex swing…cuz this is the only way she knows how to get mail attention and that works for me….cuz lame, annoying, obvious or not…I think she’s pretty hot…and I’d love to destroy her with my semen to fuck with all you nerds, making you hack me and my site with vengence….

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Attention whore Sara Jean Underwood, world reknowned as the bitch from Playboy who tried to go mainstream by fucking Ryan Seacrest and getting a job catered to virgin loser nerds who are totally sold and committed on girls they watch talk about shit they are into….especially when they can google her and see her naked for masturbation purposes….even though they prefer the fantasy and not having everyone know the nipple size of their future wife who they already think is their wife as they World of Warcraft all day in the basement…where their Second Life is their first life…who cares..

She’s in Maxim, showing implants, making big moves….for a bottom feeding slut.

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When Sara Underwood first hit the scene and her name was Sara Jean Underwood….she was naked….

She has since evolved into posting pics of herself in jeans….like it fucking matters….because she’s on TV and only has to partially whore herself out to be competitive and relevant to the 12 virgins who watch her shitty show to begin with…..

It is a real fucking tragedy to see a stripper turn legit….and it’s a real fucking tragedy to see a whore scale down her whore in efforts to penetrate the mainstream instead of turning to porn like she was destined to…..

But I’d still fuck her and stare at her without her even being in the room…I’m talent like that.

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I don’t know…I guess I shouldn’t complain when the hottest young pussy Playboy has put out the last decade has moved onto a legit TV presenting career where she brainwashes and targets nerds by dressing in super hero outfits every fucking day giving them material to fap to….

I mean I just understand the Oliva Munn hustle that nerds and collectors are as fanatical about the pussy they feel represents their weird lifestyle choices…

You know they actually think this bitch cares about nerd shit, when really she’s just eye candy for the netword to keep nerds coming back…in some scam that nerds know is a scam but choose to not believe it cuz that would give them nothing to look forward too..

ANd really when she’s taking pics of herself in a thong for the nerds, she hasn’t really swept her playboy shit under the fucking rug….and despite being able to google pics like this of her….

I still appreciate a good twitter twit pic….especially when it is from an exhibitionist whore who doesn’t really mind continuing that type cast role…

Good times…

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