I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Sara Underwood Category

2017

29

Mar

Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day

Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in…

She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host…

She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares…

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2017

17

Mar

Sara Underwood – TOpless on Snapchat of the Day

Playboy drop out and FAKE TIT owner – Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…in lingerie because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…and it’s worth jerking off to…

Especially since you can google her pussy pics…a pussy Seacrest probably did coke off of – as he does….he’s a little homosexual workhorse – dude probably sleeps an hour a day to keep his billion dollar empire going….

Not that this is about Seacrest, it’s about Hawaii……and Sara Jean tits…

Posted in:Sara Underwood|Videos

2017

20

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Landscape of the Day

16124040_1080672132060883_7708875691072159744_n

Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…

I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it..

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2016

21

Mar

Sara Underwood Late to the Party But Still Welcome of the DAy

SARA-JEAN-UNDERWOOD-1

Sara Underwood may be late to the social media game, but she’s come out hard…

She’s 31, she did playboy, she’s expropriated or exploited the loyal as fuck nerd culture thanks to social manipulator Ryan Seacrest’s lead and G4TV that she learned everything she knows from, and that’s give the audience what they fucking want, add some depth to your personality..

So she goes fucking aggressive on the nudes, or half nudes, and she’s aggressive on the share for share, even though instagram is dead…and now she’s moving to snapchat…growing that audience and it’s fucking growing…

I guess her new boyfriend is a instagram hustler with the basic tactics, or maybe this shit is just so fucking obvious, even though everyone dreams of insta fame…basic but shit’s put her back on the map and is making her that money off the perverts, loser, gamers who she brings hope to…you..

She’s not that hot, but guys fucking love her, and I just love what she represents, naked at 18, still rocking a rockin’ body…even though it was better without the tits.

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2016

19

Feb

Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya

12748217_1511402682499503_49135465_n

Sara Underwood is getting aggressive on her instagram, so aggressive that if you look close enough of this picture, you can see her pussy slit but because she’s so famous and important, instagram nerds who grew up watching her on nerd TV after her Playboy stint, would never tell on her or report her, because they want to see her pussy, they’ve exhausted all the existing pictures of her pussy, which happens to be the reason she’s anyone, she got naked at 18 for Playboy when Playboy mattered, and now she’s reclaiming her territory on instagram as nothing else that she did actually worked.

I don’t know why she all of a sudden realized she could make money with her instram, but she’s straight whoring it hard, and it reminds me of every girl I sext who disappears, sneaking back into my life as soon as they get in a fight with their boyfriends for some attention…only the public social media whore – which I guess applies to everyone version…you whores..

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2016

14

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass of the Day

sarabutt

Ryan Seacrest the cock whore coke whore’s ex asshole he used to fuck when trying to claim his heterosexuality, that he still tries to trick people into believing he’s not a fag, Sara Underwood, the 18 year old from Playboy who tried to get into hosting after Playboy, but the world didn’t want that from her, they wanted her to do porn…it’s like we’ve seen your pussy…why isn’t there a dick in it and why are you talking to us about videogames and nerd shit…trying to pull it off, trying to be legit and going back to showing her great ass…on instagram to build that instagram audience and make that instagram money…

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2016

11

Jan

Sara Underwood Ass on a Balcony of the Day

sara_und_1-10-16

Sara Underwood is showing her big Playboy tits and ass on her social media. She was in Playboy at 18, which is legal, but still pretty fucking young, especially if you have to hang out with 18 year olds…or if you’re waiting in line behind them anywhere in your life. They are so fucking annoying, but I guess old enough to legally get naked…which opened up some great doors for her, like getting fake tits, and having Ryan Seacrest fist her…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….only to come back to the internet with slutty pics, saying “well this worked in the past, let’s keep it going”….SMART!

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Sara Underwood Photoshoot of the Day

SARA-UNDERWOOD-HOTEL-16

Did Sara Underwood get dumped or cheated on by whoever she was dating who I assume was financing her life, as she’s barely ever worked, has done things like “Ryan Seacrest”…before she transitioned from Playboy model to Nerd TV Show Host that probably made less that 100,000 dollars a year, before the whole cable network she was on went bankrupt…but she got countless nerd fans who liked jerking off to her as she talked about videogames..and comic books bullshit.

Because she’s come out of the woodwork with her tits and amazing ass in random photoshoots, shameless some would say, but I doubt they’d say it, since she’s been getting naked in photoshoots since she was 18 and before instagram existed..

It’s more like her claiming her position as an original “Gets naked to get rich boyfriends”…and she used Playboy as her instagram, which is probably more competitive to get through since they did castings and every low level hooker wanted what she had…

Either way, never hate a girl with fake tits willing to show them, even if you’ve seen her pussy when it was 18, a decade ago…she’s so natural in her cheesy photoshoot habitat…

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2015

03

Sep

Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day

sara2

You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE

Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest…..who got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire….and with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt…

That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago…

Fame Whoring…

sara-1

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2015

31

Aug

Sara Underwood’s Making a Comeback of the DAy

sara-underwood

sara-underwood4

You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE

I guess Sara Underwood broke up with one of her Sugar Daddies….because in the last 3 years, since that Technology show she hosted, in a last attempt to save a shitty Gaming TV network, after their other host maximized the exposure it gave her, and the nerd fan base that she had and allowed her to take it to becoming a legit actress, and they figured “cast the playboy chick Ryan Seacrest does coke off of, because he knows hosting”…

Turned out pretty well…right…

Well, from Playboy, to hosting a bottom feeding show to nerds, instead of doing porn, to probably falling off and disappearing in a rich guys bed, to bikini selfies..it’s like things come full circle, when bitch realizes “shit, I’m turning 30 and my life has peaked, let’s try a part two”….or something…while everyone who remember her is saying “why isn’t she doing porn yet”…I guess that’s the flaw with having access to rich dudes..

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2014

02

Apr

Sara Underwood Bikinis of the Day

Remember Sara Jean Underwood? Yeah, me neither. But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend…

I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2013

19

Sep

Sara Underwood Yoga of the Day

Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2013

30

Jul

Sara Underwood on a Sex Swing for Twitter of the Day

You may remember Sara Underwood from Playboy, or “dating” Ryan Seacrest, or that stint she had on TV for 3 minutes that probably won’t ever happen again, because lets face it, she’s a bitch who got naked at 18 to get famous…because other 18 year olds were too young to realize that’s the best time to get naked…you know worrying about going to school, and their boyfriends, and not making money in Hollywood via her tits…and she should probably stick to that…the whole talking shit kinda ruins what she’s really meant to do…because it makes me hate her.

Now I don’t know if this sex swing thing is her getting back to her roots, but I’ll still stare, even if she’s got a boring skinny ass…even when upside down…cuz I got nothing else to do…I mean other than Try to understand this camp gyno ad ….

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2013

21

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits…

It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past….

Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2012

21

Dec

Sara Underwood and Candace Bailey Suggestive for Social Media of the Day


First off Candace Bailey doesn’t fucking matter, she’s just an extra in all Sara Jean Underwood pics, whether you like her or not…she’s married to the show’s creator and co-host and that in and of itself makes her absolutely uninteresting – mainly cuz the show is uninteresting…

Second off Sara Jean Underwood has done playboy, I’ve seen her pussy, and this happens to the the internet where I can google those pics, meaning anything she does from that point on clothed, no matter how much mainstream success she gets, will always remain half assed to what actual matters – and that’s seeing her naked….and she knows I am right, otherwise she wouldn’t pose like a hooker or have implants..

That said, when they rub up on each other for attention, they are still hot and that’s why I’m posting this nonsense…

Trust me when I say…it’s got nothing to do with Christmas Miracles…

Posted in:Candace Bailey|Sara Underwood