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2024

20

Feb

Sarah Hyland Mocks the French with her Plastic Face of the Day

Here’s some Sarah Hyland at the Beverly Hills Hotel with her tits out for some kind of event.

I didn’t realize that Sarah Hyland had tits, but I guess these things happen even when you have a freakish genetic disorder that requires having your kidneys replaced twice…

I did use to think she had primordial dwarfism, but I guess I was wrong about that since she’s still alive….I’ll admit it…I’ve been wrong before…

I do find her face a little freakish, but then again I always did, and I guess the good news for her is that she’s not dead yet, but more importantly that face filler doesn’t pollute your innards with toxins, putting strain on her already strained kidneys….UNLESS it does and she’s just living on the edge…

She’s in a beret, clearly appropriating French people, acting like she works at the patisserie making croissants or some shit, which is funny because when you dress like an African tribesman in blackface, dancing around the University lobby, you get cancelled..but when you mock the French it’s ok…get the fuck out of here with your apple watch you fucking kidney-less freak.

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2023

06

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Skimpy Bikini for Vanessa Hudgen’s Wedding of the Day

I assume that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up and that she’s having a shotgun wedding to her MLB player who has been sent back to the minors because clearly he’s not good enough to be a star player, or maybe he’s just distracted because he’s busy impregnating Disney kids he probably grew up jerking off to thanks to her leaking nudes early in her career before it was standard practice and a business model for all women, even her sister.

Sarah Hyland was at the wedding, where she tried to upstage the bride by posing in a thong and being all theatrical, sine these are weird Disney owned kids and being theatrical is all they know.

Hyland and Hudgens both looked like weathered middle aged monsters, but I have a thing for thong bikinis on creepy looking Disney characters, or pretty much on anyone, they don’t even need to be good asses, they just need the thong. It’s made extra hot when I know they’ve had two kidney transplants, that shit’s fucking hot….HARVEST THE ORGANS….while giving new holes to fuck before they heal and become distended and weirdly scarred…all while keeping the talent weak and sick…so EXCITING.

But yeah, the ass in the thong bikinis alright, middle aged or not, I’m looking.

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2023

13

Nov

Sarah Hyland in a Dress of the Day

If Sarah Hyland wasn’t the product of the Satanic Regime that people sell their souls to be a part of, I’d be included to say that Santa’s elf is getting ready for her busy season, you know because she’s built like some kind of elf looking bitch….

Unfortunately, from her child star on a shitty sitcom that was the representation of the Satanic Regime, I know the only Christmas miracle she’s experienced is not dying from her multiple Kidney Transplants that were code for “sacrificing my organs to the Satanic Regime”…..you know putting a little skin in the game…

She is posing for her camera or her gay husband who I am sure is ready for her to die so that he can get her money and live the gay cruise life….her little tits out…her pantyhose on…for the weirdos who find this thing hot…

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2023

09

Nov

Sarah Hyland Showing Off her Weak Kidney Legs of the Day


Sarah Hyland is the creepy actress that creepy dudes likely found hot or jerked off to because she had that primordial dwarfism disease that took her kidneys from her, but also made her look like Gary Coleman or other adult celebs who play teens, which is actually less creepy than actual teens playing teens, because teens shouldn’t be on TV.

She’s consistently been freaky looking to me, but I guess that hasn’t stopped her from getting in front of the camera and cashing those acting checks, since most people praise her and not just for not dying of her multiple Kidney transplants.

She is now older, potentially the host of “Love Island” which I think is a show she sourced her now husband and homosexual likely waiting for her to die of her Kidney disease, so that he can live his best life, his fabulous life, dancing on the bar topless at the gay club on his inheritance, but in the meantime, I guess he’s gotta play the part of gay bestie who makes her cum.

Anyway, she’s likely a midget sized person, thanks to that whole being stunted, but she’s showing off leg with her new look, that’s not as freaky as she once one, so for the Hyland fans out there, he’s a more mature version who I assume has face injections, rocking a short skit, showing legs because she may be disabled or rockin’ a handicapped stick but she’s not an amputee.

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2023

19

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Instagram Vs Reality Pic Going Viral of the Day

I saw this annoying picture of Sarah Hyland doing what I guess she feels is some sort of GLAM shot with her little one kidney tits out in a dress, cheesy shit….as her “instagram”….only to post the BTS of her looking like the troll fuck I’ve always thought she was, despite the work she’s done on her face as a one kidney bitch….as her “reality” shot….and I’m here thinking, people still fall for this corny ass shit….like do better, this is a high budget girl with a high budget team yet her comedic content is designed for such fucking simple minded retards…

The question is, do white women at the water cooler at their menial jobs laugh at this shit, like it’s so relatable….because I fucking know they do….especially those Modern Family cucks who may need this kind of soft, gay humor to help them deal with Sofia Vergara’s divorce….

The truth is, Sarah Hyland is never instagram, always reality, cuz I know she’s dying and her genetic disease isn’t hot….no one wants a near dead bitch to breed, we’re here for top grade genetics not freaks who happen to be rich just cuz they are not dead yet…

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2023

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland Vacation Tits of the Day

Sarah Hyland is still a freakish looking creature, who has weird genetic disease that rots out her vital organs and forces her family members to give up their vital organs to keep their money maker alive, and it’s all very weird, just a group of one-kidney fucks dying but being paid out by their money making sibling / daughter, so long as she keeps on earning and providing for them, it’s a good deal. KEEP HER ALIVE….KEEP HER ALIVE….DO WHATEVER IT TAKES….KEEP HER ALIVE….

Well, she’s on vacation and got into a bikini outfit, showing off some cleavage, while looking like a 90s year old Texas oil-heir divorcee down in Florida trying to find some young pool boy to give her some kind of pelvic floor massage to help prevent her from pissing herself…a condition that may come with the whole having one kidney..so maybe Sarah Hyland can relate…you know since her organs are basically as healthy as a senior citizens…

Anyway, she freaks me out, her gay husband freaks me out, but at least she’s not fat, sure she may be starving to death or dying, but AT LEAST she’s not fat…probably because she’s incapable of getting fat due to the whole dying thing…but that’s a good enough reason as any, especially for the gay husband…just waiting for her to not wake up so that he can take over the finaces and TV Star mansions to get his gay fucks on….

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2022

02

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s New Face of the Day

Sarah Hyland has been consistently terrifying to me, she looked like she had primordial dwarfism her entire career, here you couldn’t quite tell if she was 90 and dying, or 10 and dying, but you were right in thinking she was dying, because even her own kidneys tried to check the fuck out….maybe the cloning facility that made her didn’t have the tech they needed for their Disney clones for ABC family shows to last as long as they’d like, luckily, they could just buy her new ones…

Anyway, thanks to the internet, she tries to play this hot chick into sex, despite her husband being a fag, and part of that is rockin’ face filters, a girl made me into some bald dude earlier today thanks to snapchat, it creeped me out….but these is what these whores are using….or she’s jacking up her face with face injections….maybe she’s been replaced again with a body double or new clone because the other one died and they have too much invested in her to let the Sarah Hyland brand die…you know like they did with Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince…who fucking knows, but this is definitely a NEW FACE who this..STILL CREEPY in a tight dress that at least one of you Modern Family watching freaks will jerk off to…because people did watch that show and that’s fucking weird to me….before realizing how basic and retarded normies are…

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2022

01

Nov

Sarah Hyland Fake Tits of the Day

It’s interesting how Sarah Hyland as a slutty Morticia Addams in her sheer outfit with her TITTY breast plate the SHOP TEACHER IN CANADA uses, is less terrifying in costume, while still being terrifying, just less terrifying thanks to the prop tits in a sheer top, that’s the power of tits.

She normally looks like some weak, near dead, colostomy bag wearing, walks on a walker when the paparazzi aren’t there, dying of a degenerative disease that requires organ replacements that you have access to thanks to being hollywood…

Like I’ve seen kids dying of cancer that look hotter than her…but for whatever industry the industry, and apparently gay dudes who don’t mind being straight for pay caregivers for the rotten woman like her.

I guess the lesson here is that we should all get a set of prosthetic tits to strap to a pillow and rub ourselves up against….the technology seems advanced, even if the act is still just as pathetic and sad…

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2022

25

Oct

Sarah Hyland Creepy Creeper Creeping in a Creepy Bikini of the Day

I guess I’m a Sarah Hyland hater, but when you think about, I am a hater of all celebrity bitches and I don’t even like their tits, I just like to reduce them to their tits, because it’s the most basic and interesting thing they have to fucking offer….because their acting, public figure, words of wisdom, bragging, output, products, are zero fucking appealing and I can’t imagine people actually give a fuck about the weird chick from a hit sitcom who got paid….

So yeah, she’s got a ton of money, my opinion of her being a freakish freak who looks like she’s got primordial dwarfism, her organs don’t even like being inside her so they tap out, but she still drinks, because that’s what you do with weird failed kidneys, so looks old as shit an even edited, even face injected, she’s just as fucking scary, even in paradise with her tits out….yet here I am reposting it like it’s porn, because I know you’re less of a hater just into the tits and I’m here to serve you like the bottom feeder I am.

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2022

21

Oct

Sarah Hyland in her bikini being scary of the Day

I am of the school of thought that Sarah Hyland is a weird troll with a genetic disorder that is similar to primordial dwarfism and that even her organs don’t want to hang out with her and pulled the suicide switch because when a bitch is rotten, her organs know best.

So over the years when she was marketed to the normies with no brains as some hot chick, I knew it was witchcraft or brainwashing and it disturbed me to see everyone mindlessly go along with it, but that was before the general public mindlessly went along with some many far worse things using the same marketing tactics that Disney ABC used with her.

Anyway, she’s older, not dead, despite her organ failure, because she’s rich and can harvest other organs and she posted some bikini pics shot by her gay husband who she doesn’t know is gay because he’s straight for pay and likes the celebrity endorsement of his cock more than he likes cock…

She posted bikini pics to show off her small, weird, sickly body and I figure people don’t care about her dying in front of them, so long as she’s half naked, which is really the logic I had when fingering old ladies when I worked at the old folks home, old ladies who looked more youtful than this mess…I mean look at that chicken neck….how is she not in her 60s….

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