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2016

07

Jun

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day

I call this Bitches on Bitches..

Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring…

Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick…

But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won…

What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that…

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Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…

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2016

02

Jun

Sarah Hyland in Some Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted some of these ballet pics a whole ago, but I guess it was part of a bigger – more substantial campaign or photoshoot – that in part showcases her ballerina ability – which isn’t shocking considering she’s a child star and obviously her parents put her in ballet when she was 2 to condition her for a life of performing – disciplined performing – pay our mortgage and our life because we made you performing….all while rocking a 12 year old body with some creepy As fuck – Jon Benet Ramsey Lookin’ Tits…

I just find it weird to see a 25 year old who looks like a 12 year old who may be 25 but anyone fucking her likes that she’s 12 – espcially her fans who follow her because of that reason alone -legal kiddie porn…

I prefer my girls to be more haggard, I’m talking 40 at 20…it’s more authetic, real, with more pain and stuggles that feel good to cum on….

So not into this.

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2016

01

Apr

Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian…

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2016

20

Jan

Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day

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Sarah Hyland used her tattoo as an excuse to show you her tit…which I guess is common for girls to do…because if they just pull out their tit it seems desperate for attention.

You have to remember that she has been on the same show as Sofia Vergara for the better part of her formative years and that Sofia Vergara was a Colombian hooker who snuck into Miami, and figured out how to not only stay in the country illegally, with her baby, but also to become a huge fucking star. It takes strategic whoring…lessons we can assume she’s passed onto little Sarah Hyland, the freakishly young looking girl, so young looking it looks like hormone therapy to stay young to get cast in TV shows as the kid because she can ride it for a decade…which I guess means we should thank Sofia Vergara for helping with this creepy Sarah Hyland fetish…

If you’re wondering what it says, it’s something like “Follow My Heart” which I’ve decided to decode as “My ex boyfriend beat me, I had to get a restraining order, people like my parents force me into things I don’t like, I am broken and need to believe in myself, but I am terribly insecure, so let me write it on my titty”…

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2015

04

Dec

The GQ Men of the Year Awards Happened and Girls Attended of the Day

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GQ, a magazine that Playboy is trying to go up against, by not posting nudity, because GQ doesn’t post nudity and they do well, had an event celebrating men, something feminists hate in this patriarchal world…especially if it was white men…since they are celebrated everyday and we are just part of their worlld…

Girls attended the event, as girls do, since the beginning of time, you know worship men, for men to turn around and impregnate them, because we like sticking our dicks in pussies…

The Highlight reel of the girls at this so very important, surprised magazines still exist, but they have a strong digital strategy for men contnent and where else will men products advertiser, definitely not on drunkenstepfather is:

Charlotte McKinney…because she’s not a hotters girl despite what her busted florida face and hooters…is saying…doing all she can to get noticed..

Sarah Hyland….making “this is what I look like when my boyfriend beats me”

Dylan Penn…showing big cleavage because it’s a men’s award and men love tits…perpetuating the gender inequalities in this world…thanks to having famous parents who didn’t guide her as they drank….

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2015

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland Pantsless of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is one of the creepiest celebrities because she looks 12 – but isn’t 12…she lives that adult life…with adult issues…like an ex boyfriend who beats her and she had to get restraining order from…to hanging with Colombian hookers who teach her the way to succeed via tits…but she looks like someone you want to ask if they’ve lost their parents if you were to find her at Disney, for her to respond “no I just fuck the execs here to get work”…seeing as Disney owns ABC…a a baby Herman situation…you know created by the industry, fed hormones by the industry, so that her stage mom could really maximize her career when she knew she was cute, not thinking about how terrifying adult babies in lingerie could possibly be….

It’s funny that pedophilia or sex offending is based on actual age, not the fact the underdeveloped 18 year olds who look 10, would take a real pervert to fuck…or retards who are 18 but act 4 are also fair game for a real pervert to fuck…but 17 and a half year olds who look 40…will get you in jail..interesting law., you should start a campaign against it…I’m sure it’ll go over well at your local high school…

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2015

27

Nov

Sarah Hyland in Love of the DAy

I love nothing more than seeing some staged romantic pics of social media, put out by either calculated requests from the publicist, or because the person in said pics is so broken, that they need to feel love so intensely that they share it with the world…

It is always the people putting up the pictures likes this, full of love, with captions celebrating their love, who burn through different boyfriends on the regular..it’s like every two months it’s another “i’m so in love”…where everyone watching roles their eyes..but the person involved is so broken and empty that they really believe it..

Like this Sarah Hyland pic that is screaming “bullshit”…because we can all tell your boyfriend is a faggot…and I’m not just saying that because I am a Sarah Hyland fan who gets personally offended when she fucks other dudes…I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…I am saying it because I can tell her boyfriend is a faggot…even if this is a world of non-judgemental, we’re all god’s people, even though there is no god….

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2015

21

Oct

Sarah Hyland Eats Pizza of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got paid by a Pizza company to pretend she eats pizza…while showing her little tween looking tits that I assume are a product of her stage parents feeding her hormones to keep her as young as possible….because while looking like a 12 year old at a high school sleep over…this star of some bullshit Modern Family show is actually in her 40s..

She creeps me out, but I know you pedo fucks love girls who look young, which is why you only watch Teen porn, even though you know those broken girls are over 18, you just pretend they aren’t…weird.

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2015

18

Sep

Sarah Hyland in a Black Ballerina of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is just another one of these never aging puppets…and she does Ballet or dresses the part and feels the need to wear a leotard for her social media…because she wants you to jerk off to her…because that’s how you get instagram followers and instagram followers get you jobs…and jobs get you more money and exposure in this try hard to stay relevant and feeding her ego, when you have money, having dudes jerk off to you is what your mentor Sofia Vergara has taught you how to get work…

Who cares…

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2015

08

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini Lesbianism of the Day

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So Sarah Hyland was on vacation for one of her friend’s birthdays and I guess Labor Day…and some other chick from Bring It On, but not the original Bring it On, but rather Bring it On: In it to Win It…which I guess was the real Bring it On….Cassise Scerbo…oh she was also in Sharknado, that’s how we know she matters…

So Sarah Hyland, the creepy really young looking, but over 18 year old, child star, posed with her friend in a bikini, which is enough for basic bitches like yourself to think “Omg lesbians, together in bikinis”…rahter than “Look too chicks in a bikini”….which we can assume they are…even if the younger generation eat each other out, because they see it in porn and gender and sexuality has no age…

And if Sarah Hyland’s not a lesbian.why is she kissing ELLEN….

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Here’s another video of her friends in Cabo….

And pics:

HEre are a couple of girls doing a flip….becuase you can see pussy definition in their bikinis pre-spring…

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2015

24

Aug

Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out…and apparently these are pictures of her at the airport and they are being marketed as her “hard nipples”…and I feel like it is a lot like trying to stare at some pubescent girl at the pool in a one piece…with developing breasts with hard nipples..you know the shit you may have had your first jerk off to when you were a teenager and it was ok to like pubescent girls…and not as a grown man who just loves everything about this…that’s just fucking weird and I hope you’re not a camp councilor, bus driver, social worker, or really anyone allowed around kids…

If you’re more into the teen girls who get their period at 7 thanks to emotional trauma thanks to her dad leaving them….you know the kind of girl who has double Ds by 16, this probably isn’t the kind of jailbait girl for you…especially considering she’s pushing 30…and just looks 12 and athletic…in some birth defect I think is hormone therapy her mom fed her to child star her…

Either way, who cares.

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2015

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy 12 year old looking 25 year old from Modern Family…a successful show…where she plays the girl I assume most dudes watching the show want to fuck…while Sofia Vergara fucks herself in the corner…because of her tits….because dudes love young looking girls…they are perverts…

Vanessa Hudgens is the pudgy, hairy little monkey from HighSchool Musical, who I assume some people wanted to fuck, because they like hairy little monkeys when they are from the disney channel…it fuels their perversion…

Together, they are with some dude….who may be a chick…in what could be a drug ridden orgy, as the kids these days do..especially rich and famous ones who have seen some shit, .even though these aren’t kids, but they were robbed of their youth and fed hormone suppressants to play kids on TV and get their parents PAID!

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2015

11

Aug

Sarah Hyland’s Fit of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is pretty beefy…she’s the creepy character in Modern Family, that you probably wanted to fuck, you’re a fucking pervert, and like young looking girls…especially when they are over 18 becuase it’s legal…

I assume she clearly had some genetic disorder that slowed down her aging, something we can assume her stage parents fed her everyday until she go on a hit shot, you know as producers want tween actors without the child labor laws….

But now, she’s hitting the gym, possibly to learn how to defend herself from her faggot boyfriends that beat her up and she needs to get restraining orders against, or maybe to get more booty…which would make the most sense, because her mother figure was Sofia Vergara, and we know that ho-roll…

It’s kinda hot.

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2015

06

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day

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Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo…

I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from…

Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara…

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2015

10

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day

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When you let your daughter get raised on set because you are a stage parent and just happy she’s on set…as it is the perfect babysitter thanks to legal obligations for child actors…all while paying you a lot of fucking money as their guardian so that you can spend those days doing what rich cunts living off their stage parent money they think is rightfully theirs since they worked so hard whoring their kid for it…you know pimp mentality…

Don’t let her hang with the surrogate hispanic hooker with huge tits who managed to trick everyone due to sex with the producers…because producers like big tits…to be the hisanic mom figure…unless you want your daughter to really grasp the importance of showing off her tits…which I guess you don’t care because she has turned 18 and you’ve made your money off her…and figure let her do what she wants…we done here..

Unless you like tits being shown and you are still involved in managemnt…because tits get hits and is just an extension of whoring…

I guess what I am trying to say here is that they grow up so fast, even if they still look 12…

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