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2016

28

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Face on Instagram Live of the Day

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I was kickin’ it on Instagram, creeping all these topless bitches in instagram caliber shoots, who cleverly use emoji’s to censor their nipples, because they don’t want their accounts frozen, it’s all they have to live for, hell they are putting nude pics of themselves on the shit, they must take it fucking seriously…

And a prompt prompted as prompts do…saying “Sarah Hyland is Live”…I joined the Periscope of instagram where hearts on the right side were pumping, and people were asking her dumb questions she answered, while being ignored as I do….even though my questions aren’t sexual, because I get deleted when they are…so I asked her to dance, her favorite love song, to sing, etc…ignored…

But the interesting thing, becausae me being ignored is pretty much the basis of my site and existence, I mean name another dude with blog that’s written 40,000 posts in 14 years, who doesn’t even make 100 dollars a month off his nonsense…and at one point there was serious traffic on this shit…it was relevant…I know people don’t care and it wasn’t that relevant…but people fucking clicked….and I still haven’t got a book, radio, tv, movie, job offer…pretty fucking pathetic…

I digress….

The interesting thing wasn’t me being reminded I am a fat loser from some twat from TV…

It was her face, those cheeks, what the fuck was I looking at…was it through an iPhone Fisheye, had she got her already bulbous cheeks jacked up with shit….

So I took a screenshot to share with you – so we collectively say “what the fuck is that…and why isn’t it finger banging itself, stretching it’s pussy out with household objects, because thats what CAMMING is about you dumb sheltered starlet”….

Weird looking…as fuck.

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Here she is grinding her friend for XMAS…

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2016

04

Nov

Sarah Hyland Grabs Her Knees Erotica of the Day

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I have a new fetish that is hardly a new fetish…but that is a reminder of an old fetish…involving a girl grabbing her knees like she’s playing a game in high school gym class, or as I prefer…..getting into position to get railed up the ass while there’s no table to lean on….

She’s lookin’ good, a little Deer in the Headlights, award even…but Sofia Vergara’s taught these girls how to slut proper…and I like the slut…

She did this slutty and weird dance when she hit 4 million followers on instagram….a massive achievement…..to some who care about having an audience…

And she did this dance in a braless top…hard nippled for Halloween…..girl like dancing..

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2016

20

Sep

Sarah Hyland’s Upper Thigh is In Love of the Day

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Sarah Hyland had a hard nipple while she torments the paparazzi that she probably called while she went to a lunch at a place where the paparzzi hang out – because she just wants to have a normal life and go to normal places…but won’t move an hour out of the heart of LA where no paparrazzi hang out – because she’s a fucking celebrity and she fucking loves this shit – as she was raised to when her parents were whoring her to view this as important….but not important enough to be a cunt about….

But at least she’s not Ariel Winter…

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If you want to see her weird dressed at an EMMY party…. CLICK HERE

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2016

16

Sep

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple and Ariel Winter Bra in Modern Family Wars of the Day

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I assume that there’s a lot of hatred on set of Modern Family between the two young sluts who were forced to be spend time with Sofia Vergara as kids, and forced to learn the ways of the Colombian drug lord prostitute, because their actual families were out spending all their child star money…like when you meet an angry and oddly mexican rich kid who was raised by the maid…

So Ariel Winter – the fat one with the big tits who looks like a dude from a trailer part and Sarah Hyland, the creepily young looking one who always looks like a deer in the headlights…are clearly on the hustle to get more views…more money…to be the standout character on the shit show..

Clearly, Sarah Hyland and her hard nipples…are the winners…because no one likes fat chicks…

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But then again a lot of people like fat chicks and don’t find this fat chick to be a fat chick – since comparatively to fat chicks she’s not that fat…and when you factor in her age and her half nakedness, Ariel Winter isn’t so bad, even though she’s so bad, but she won’t let Sarah Hyland get her one day of hard nipple glory…so the fat monster, who clearly eats all the foot at the buffet had to bust out the Bra of the Day

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2016

12

Sep

I Think I See Sarah Hyland Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family

Despite what her fans want from her, she is not actually 12, but she was probably on hormone therapy administered by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as much money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….and if you make a shitty kid, better to make it an earner than a bratty leech…

Sure, attention has been focused away from her for her friend Ariel Winter….the pig, but she is the cuter one, even at 25…and these are some social media pics that look like you can see nipple to me, but really could just be nerd nipple, assuming there is nipple, when there isn’t nipple, because no girls wear bras anymore and nipples are everywhere…

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2016

26

Aug

Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful…..

Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic.

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Here’s her tattoo…

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2016

03

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland despite looking like a haggard 14 year old with a drug addiction – who all you perverts watched on her show and loved on her show because she looked 14 – has nipples – and she’s not scared to show them off – because she probably feels like she’s sold her soul to the industry, you might as well also take her tits, like her parents too her money…after selling her off to the world…

BUT…maybe it’s just the no bra style…that is the no bra style all girls big titty and small titty alike are into….but not quite as into it as us…

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2016

26

Jul

Sarah Hyland Nail Biting Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has some weird fans – who loved her because she looked 12 up until last year – which is one of those things that makes you question the guys who fuck her – like you have to wonder if they actually fell in love with her for the wholesome reasons of her being on a hit show, famous and rich….or if they are actually creepy weirdo perverts who would fuck 12 years old – and my end up fucking 12 year olds now that they’ve had a taste – but have been able to balance it alright for now…

Well, she’s got tits, or like showing off what look like tits, because her only moral code was created by her TV MOM sofia Vergara while her real parents were out spending the money – on cruises because they deserve it for putting all the work into exploiting her on set…and the network’s got baby sitters so she’ll be ok…just keep on SENDING those checks…

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2016

21

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got tits, or is working on angles that show off her tits, because she’s from a culture, at least in her career and her upbringing, which are one in the same thing – that put a whole lot of focus on tits, whether it is her TV mom Sofia Vergara who made a career as an immigrant off her tits, or her sister on the show Ariel Winter who also had big tits, huge tits, that need to be cut off at 17 tits…giving this Sarah Hyland a complex, some insecurities, because when they are at the top of their game on a hit show that they’ve been on since kids, they don’t realize it…and focus on silly things like how to get their tits more attention…..

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2016

20

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy

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I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot..

Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever….

If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER….

I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap…

So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life….

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2016

07

Jun

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day

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Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring…

Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick…

But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won…

What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that…

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Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…

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2016

02

Jun

Sarah Hyland in Some Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted some of these ballet pics a whole ago, but I guess it was part of a bigger – more substantial campaign or photoshoot – that in part showcases her ballerina ability – which isn’t shocking considering she’s a child star and obviously her parents put her in ballet when she was 2 to condition her for a life of performing – disciplined performing – pay our mortgage and our life because we made you performing….all while rocking a 12 year old body with some creepy As fuck – Jon Benet Ramsey Lookin’ Tits…

I just find it weird to see a 25 year old who looks like a 12 year old who may be 25 but anyone fucking her likes that she’s 12 – espcially her fans who follow her because of that reason alone -legal kiddie porn…

I prefer my girls to be more haggard, I’m talking 40 at 20…it’s more authetic, real, with more pain and stuggles that feel good to cum on….

So not into this.

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2016

01

Apr

Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian…

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2016

20

Jan

Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day

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Sarah Hyland used her tattoo as an excuse to show you her tit…which I guess is common for girls to do…because if they just pull out their tit it seems desperate for attention.

You have to remember that she has been on the same show as Sofia Vergara for the better part of her formative years and that Sofia Vergara was a Colombian hooker who snuck into Miami, and figured out how to not only stay in the country illegally, with her baby, but also to become a huge fucking star. It takes strategic whoring…lessons we can assume she’s passed onto little Sarah Hyland, the freakishly young looking girl, so young looking it looks like hormone therapy to stay young to get cast in TV shows as the kid because she can ride it for a decade…which I guess means we should thank Sofia Vergara for helping with this creepy Sarah Hyland fetish…

If you’re wondering what it says, it’s something like “Follow My Heart” which I’ve decided to decode as “My ex boyfriend beat me, I had to get a restraining order, people like my parents force me into things I don’t like, I am broken and need to believe in myself, but I am terribly insecure, so let me write it on my titty”…

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2015

04

Dec

The GQ Men of the Year Awards Happened and Girls Attended of the Day

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GQ, a magazine that Playboy is trying to go up against, by not posting nudity, because GQ doesn’t post nudity and they do well, had an event celebrating men, something feminists hate in this patriarchal world…especially if it was white men…since they are celebrated everyday and we are just part of their worlld…

Girls attended the event, as girls do, since the beginning of time, you know worship men, for men to turn around and impregnate them, because we like sticking our dicks in pussies…

The Highlight reel of the girls at this so very important, surprised magazines still exist, but they have a strong digital strategy for men contnent and where else will men products advertiser, definitely not on drunkenstepfather is:

Charlotte McKinney…because she’s not a hotters girl despite what her busted florida face and hooters…is saying…doing all she can to get noticed..

Sarah Hyland….making “this is what I look like when my boyfriend beats me”

Dylan Penn…showing big cleavage because it’s a men’s award and men love tits…perpetuating the gender inequalities in this world…thanks to having famous parents who didn’t guide her as they drank….

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