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2015

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy 12 year old looking 25 year old from Modern Family…a successful show…where she plays the girl I assume most dudes watching the show want to fuck…while Sofia Vergara fucks herself in the corner…because of her tits….because dudes love young looking girls…they are perverts…

Vanessa Hudgens is the pudgy, hairy little monkey from HighSchool Musical, who I assume some people wanted to fuck, because they like hairy little monkeys when they are from the disney channel…it fuels their perversion…

Together, they are with some dude….who may be a chick…in what could be a drug ridden orgy, as the kids these days do..especially rich and famous ones who have seen some shit, .even though these aren’t kids, but they were robbed of their youth and fed hormone suppressants to play kids on TV and get their parents PAID!

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2015

11

Aug

Sarah Hyland’s Fit of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is pretty beefy…she’s the creepy character in Modern Family, that you probably wanted to fuck, you’re a fucking pervert, and like young looking girls…especially when they are over 18 becuase it’s legal…

I assume she clearly had some genetic disorder that slowed down her aging, something we can assume her stage parents fed her everyday until she go on a hit shot, you know as producers want tween actors without the child labor laws….

But now, she’s hitting the gym, possibly to learn how to defend herself from her faggot boyfriends that beat her up and she needs to get restraining orders against, or maybe to get more booty…which would make the most sense, because her mother figure was Sofia Vergara, and we know that ho-roll…

It’s kinda hot.

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2015

06

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day

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Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo…

I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from…

Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara…

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2015

10

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day

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When you let your daughter get raised on set because you are a stage parent and just happy she’s on set…as it is the perfect babysitter thanks to legal obligations for child actors…all while paying you a lot of fucking money as their guardian so that you can spend those days doing what rich cunts living off their stage parent money they think is rightfully theirs since they worked so hard whoring their kid for it…you know pimp mentality…

Don’t let her hang with the surrogate hispanic hooker with huge tits who managed to trick everyone due to sex with the producers…because producers like big tits…to be the hisanic mom figure…unless you want your daughter to really grasp the importance of showing off her tits…which I guess you don’t care because she has turned 18 and you’ve made your money off her…and figure let her do what she wants…we done here..

Unless you like tits being shown and you are still involved in managemnt…because tits get hits and is just an extension of whoring…

I guess what I am trying to say here is that they grow up so fast, even if they still look 12…

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2015

02

Jun

Sarah Hyland in her Trailer of the Day

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Here’s a nice black and white picture of Sarah Hyland not looking like the creepy hormone deficient creature her stage parents created up on some Gary Coleman, never get old, kick…the big producers like that because they can keep a series alive for as long as it is needed…she’s also not looking like the kind of girl who would get a restraining order on a dude she made crazy enough to beat her…possibly because of her high maintenance celebrity attitude…or maybe becuase she’s out there taking seductive pics for her fans…and no dude wants the love of his life…who he is leveraging to make himself famous…doing any of that…so you gotta beat some sense into her…

All this to say, I’ve said way too much about a picture of Sarah Hyland.

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2015

26

May

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Booty Progress of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy girl I assume was on hormone therapy thanks to her stage parents trying to extend her youth into a TV series….you know like all the Disney kids who don’t age thanks to Disney being a Nazi Sympathizer and Pedophile back in the 40s…at least according to my grandmother who claims she once sad on his lap while the rest of his creeper staff watched him demonstrate “it’s a small world but if you have enough lube it will fit”…if you know what I mean…but it’s very possible my grandmother was just crazy and making things up, I mean it is perfectly normal for a grown man to like kids enough to make parks and animated content for them….just as every pedophile ever…or Michael Jackson..

All this to say, Sarah Hyland is no longer being abused by her boyfriend she got a restraining order from, but she is at the gym, trying to grow that booty all thanks to Sofia Vergara being a good influence on her in the realm of hooking…

Fitness progress pics are fun!

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2015

28

Apr

Sarah Hyland Does Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Sarah Hyland went to the White House Correspondents dinner because she’s an important celebrity…up in the ranks of other celebs who were also in attendence…like Irina Shayk…someone who I don’t even think is American…but who may have a work Visa…thanks to buying one using some guy she prostituted herself to…not that a Russian spy distracting the country with her hotness is what this post is about…this post is about how Sarah Hyland is transitioning into Kim Kardashian…as KIm Kardashian is transitioning into a supporter of her stepfather who is not drunk, but rather transitioning to being a woman…like all great Olympic athletes do…

What I am trying to say is…why the fuck does Sarah Hyland look like Kim Kardashian…

That’s all I am trying to say…


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2015

20

Apr

Sarah Hyland Did Coachella Week 2 of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out…for the same reasons you probably masturbate to her…she’s looks like she’s 12, but is in her 20s…and that’s just fucking weird.

I assume she was fed “peter pan” hormones that gymnasts are fed, or that Disney stars are fed, to make investing in them worth it…or maybe she’s just a freak of celebrity kid nature…

The good thing about her is that she’s taking a cue from her TV mom Sofia Veragara…to sex things up a bit to get noticed…

The other good thing about her is that she’s gone out to Coachella this year, instead of filing restraining orders against her abusive boyfriends…

All these spoiled brats don’t know shit about real domestic abuse….and here she is at Coachella…

Here she is for some Yu Tsai Photoshoot because she looks amazing..

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2015

24

Mar

Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

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    Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters…

    First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter…

    Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”…

    Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out…

    On that note…I’m out…

    That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut..

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  • 2015

    10

    Feb

    Sarah Hyland for Galore of the Day

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    The good people at GALORE have pulled off another great shoot with a relevant person for their magazine, because their magazine is pretty relevant now, everyone loves them and loves working with them, and I am all for new generation taking over the old school, slow moving, repetitive, boring, out of touch, sluggish magazines of the past, I am just not all for Sarah Hyland. She freaks me out, like some kind of horror movie muppet in her 20s, who looks 9. It’s weird…but the same reason why you find her hot, because you’re weird…and 9 year olds, especially in girl guide outfits…are your jam…

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    2015

    02

    Feb

    Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland for Cosmo of the Day

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    Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be…

    Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball…

    That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani:

    And Here’s Sarah Hyland:

    Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them…

    1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man.
    2- I have never seen an episode of modern family.
    3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face
    4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that
    5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too.
    6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled
    7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.

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    2015

    23

    Jan

    Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

    Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…

    She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…

    The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.

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    2015

    15

    Jan

    Sarah Hyland for Instagram of the Day

    Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice…

    That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.

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    2014

    01

    Dec

    Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

    Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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    2014

    24

    Nov

    Sarah Hyland Titties Grabbed for her 24 Birthday of the Day

    Sarah Hyland is 24, looks 12, and that’s creepy…especially now that she’s been using the Sofia Vergara tricks to getting noticed, and getting work, but using her perky little tits so hard to get attention it makes her boyfriends beat her up….and leads to restraining order…because that is the power of tits…on girls who are 24 but look 12…you fucking creeps….not that tits are ever really creepy….but area always amazing..

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